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EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:14pm On Aug 11, 2013
How u all doing fwends?
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*jes returned 4rm Wembley*
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:53pm On Aug 11, 2013
Sòlé.....?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:47am On Aug 11, 2013
oliseh.com:
happy sunday guyz/gurlz, me dey go church.
*puts on my berett,enters my shoe,carry my bag* see u guys l8r.
Ooooops i almost forgot my Bible.*walk back inside 4 my Bible*BYE,C YA
Oh don't telme u'll be trekin all ze way to church.....
Hop into ma keke(chevrolet) and lets zoom off.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:43am On Aug 11, 2013
Hap'Sunday!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:25pm On Aug 10, 2013
snave007: Some people dey look....dem no dey tire......(I no call any body name oo)
Lukeman noni
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:17pm On Aug 10, 2013
oliseh.com:
hmmmm,me am watching 'tomorow never die'
Tchaii.....da wan have tey'd o. Wey water wan finish New York and US finis.
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Enjoy ur nite dearie.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:02pm On Aug 10, 2013
Latnok95: Stop patronising pirated movies jor!
Btw, White Down House is a die hard movie sha.. Ehehehee
Hmmmmm! House White Down
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:22pm On Aug 10, 2013
Now watching "Down White House"
:-)
Abi how d title be sef.
Lol!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:16pm On Aug 10, 2013
*jes passing by**
*with ma sledge hammer*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:21pm On Aug 10, 2013
oliseh.com:
hmmmmmn
U are doin hmmmm
Izit na how u girls will do?
I preach 4dis girl for 4hrs only 4am to say she'll tink abt it and tok 2me lera.
Which kain tok be da wan na.....
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:12pm On Aug 10, 2013
Sir-Tunechi:
My uncle works in the admin office
Ma aunty is the secke.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:08pm On Aug 10, 2013
Mickey7: wat?
Jes dy vex jawe...
She no gri say "YES"
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 6:43pm On Aug 10, 2013
Grrrrrrh!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:29pm On Aug 09, 2013
Mntcheew!
All diz newbies sef wey jes com 4rm nowhr dy post kalampo post 4 here.
Una dey mara?
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:58pm On Aug 08, 2013
Detivo: guy i abeg small small so dat i go fit stand go d my clearance nd so dat i go fit sitdown on my 1st day in skul
:-(
Ok naah!
If u no wan swollen bums no tok too much o....If u no wan do ur clearance nashless.
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:51pm On Aug 08, 2013
sylvalord: *soliloquising*
mehn all these newbies don turn here to DATING and HOOKUP SITE..

I av to stop dis


*in loud voice* ehen


ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

NOTICE TO ALL
pls dis is nt a hookup thread but an educational thread.. We r supposed to discuss uniben admission not look 4 gurls or guys to hook up wif.. So on bhalf of d exco of dis thread, i hereby place a BAN on any phone no. and username sharing except if it's 4 educational purpose.. If u wanna hook up, pls go to romance section..
Any violator will be handed over to aunty-sperm-boat thru oga
Äüstïn1OOO

signed-SYLVALORD



on behalf of all exco members






@oga C.S.O, I.G, mickey and others do u concur?
We conc wif u.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:11pm On Aug 08, 2013
Detivo: sum pple nid beta slap 4 postin ntin nd sum nid beta kane 4 quoting dem
Yeah! Like u jes did eh!
Oya get ur pants down and lie down flat.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:08pm On Aug 08, 2013
Detivo: pple lyk u nid to be on exile of no return 4 filin dis thread wit unnecessry thins
Pls post the necessary tinz
And don't quote d unnecessary tinz.
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U want more necessary tinz ryt?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:46pm On Aug 08, 2013
Samsantos9: Pass gently don't break anything oo.
Nah dan't warry. Ama gentle guy......i do nat bweak anytin.
I'll jes cwack it...and let it bweak by itself.
D'hehehehehe!*sweet grin*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:40pm On Aug 08, 2013
Any ****** ** ****** aspirant in the houz?
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Folo me on FB- facebook.com/asakel
Send a fwend request on twitter- @IamAsakel
Ping me on 2go - Asakel911
Poke me on whatsapp- 08080538878
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:32pm On Aug 08, 2013
*jes passing by**with ma sledge hammer*
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:30am On Aug 08, 2013
snave007: Good Morning EVERYBODY how una dey
Morning bwo.
U remind me ov 'professor snape' in 'Harry Potter'.... Malfroy's father.
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We gallant.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:09am On Aug 08, 2013
jazinogold: u apply 4 mcb?grin no worry them go gv u microbiologygrin na weytin ma fwend get last year...n dy gv m! grin
*chewing kola nut and confused*
:-/
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:53am On Aug 08, 2013
Adex099: Lol....Send it to ma mail box.

» Yemmanueladex@gmail.com «
I use EMPTY-HEN the yellow network.

I will always keep my own promise.
Join me in taking this early morning cuban coffee.
Hmmmph!
Diz wan iz stroooong
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:42am On Aug 08, 2013
oliseh.com:
*bt i would have have started d page o*
any award 4 d 2nd to comment on d 300th page?
2nd iz gud.
At least tis 2nd. Nat 2nd to last.
smiley
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:40am On Aug 08, 2013
And then t'was hala madrid in the end.
Hehehehe
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:35am On Aug 08, 2013
sylvalord: And thr's gonna be an epic battle 2day btwn ADEX,SYLVALORD,MICKEY,OLISEH,DIDI and evrybadi 4 d award of 300th page starter..
Ssssh! Sylva...sylva wake up. U're havin a nitemare....wake up man.
See spit droppin 4rm ur mouth.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:33am On Aug 08, 2013
Viewing this topic:
jazinogold(m), jovie50, BARON DE MONTE, Mexyz(m), Jetibrain, oliseh.com (f), Asakel(m), sylvalord (m), masterpein(m), Adex099(m) and 2 guest(s)
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Behold......the 300 spartans
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:31am On Aug 08, 2013
oliseh.com:
i jst didnt feel like starting d pg,dats y.
LOLIPOP

i jst didnt feel like starting d pg,dats y.
Like sewiozly...
Hehe!
I'm sure if u started dis page na 2days break NL go take o.
Lol!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:29am On Aug 08, 2013
Who be the french guy viewing the page?
Lol!
Lov'ly name.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:27am On Aug 08, 2013
Adex099: "Adex099 started the 300th page"

This should be written boldly on uniben's main gate.
*dazall*
And i was d 1st to be quoted.
T'was a hat-trick quote by you o. Lol!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:24am On Aug 08, 2013
Hmmmmph! We don did am o.
300spartans

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