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oliseh.com:
*pats him*u r a learner dude,admit it.

I
AM
NAT
A
LEARNER!!!
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Grrrrh!
*searches 4 his sledge hammer*

Adex099: If I carsh you ehn I go crash you.

Hmmmmmm....."carsh"..n.."crash"
Me hope iz nat wat am tinkin.

sylvalord: i didn't take any coffee.. Yet am immune.. Naw xplain dat

U wey dey sleep-walk in the night. How u dey sure sey u nvr drink 1gallon already.
Pfft!

The ongoing strike by the Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU) is likely to be called off after
Tuesday’s meeting between the union and the
Federal Government. Minister of Education, Prof. Ruquyyatu Rufai,
expressed the hope in an interview with
newsmen shortly after her presentation at the
workshop on mid-year implementation report of
the four-year educational strategic plan yesterday
in Abuja. The minister stated that government has been
doing its best to address the challenges, noting that
negotiations have been ongoing since the strike
started. “You know we have been talking. I have been
telling you what we have been talking, but quote
me correctly because last time I addressed the
press, I said we were talking. We are going to
continue meeting with ASUU tomorrow and we
hope that tomorrow’s meeting will go a long way in resolving the crisis,” she said.
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CNN iReport

oliseh.com:
kip LOLing
spiritual means
*ur stil a learner*

Nat a learner o.
*crying*
:-(

Adex099: CSO things

Lie...
Me think iz ur hungarian coffee.....and you gv oliseh.com.
U guys are immune.
Dan't wori....dat coffee no go last 4eva

Adex099: This post has been hidden

Vewi zoon!
:-)

Adex099: Boko-haram.

D'hehehehe!
Doz wans be da bomb. Na dem hold midfield.

Wait o.
How una dey know who get the ban sef?
:-/

oliseh.com:
NOTICE-ADEX098 HAS ALSO BEEN BAN
*thank God 4 099*

Dat cuban guy get nine lives.
Buh anyway..*singing*
Dem dan dey went...1 by 1

BREAKING!!!
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ASUU: If we don't strike....who will?

Adex099: Welcome ma"am

Awa newbid dan dey sideline o. Na she smash record. The fastest person to get d ban....jes less dan 5 comments
Lol

oliseh.com:
NOTICE-KOLADE HAS BEEN BAN 4 quoting our OGA.

*singing*
Dem don dey go...wan by wan
Dem don dey go...wan by wan
*singing*

*the end ov "Olympus Has Fallen*

oliseh.com:
try ahn na.

So how una kon dey immune?
:-(

sylvalord: after earth? Dat will smith and jaden smith movie?.. D film dull jawe

Lol! I dey force masef undrstand am

Lol! It seems doz wey dan get d ban no fit get ban'd again.
Lol!
.
Make me sef collect ban.
Zeze! :-D

Dat bros "A" name sef worst pass "Voldermort"
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Sum1 shld tell him to discard dat account and create anoda.
*vex'd*

oliseh.com:
NOTICE- ANITA411 has been ban 4 quoting oga's post

Ehyaa! U guys did nat warn her.
:-(

anita.411:
hi, i'm new here..... nice thread GREAT UNIBEST

Welcome dearie.....lemme show u around.
:-)

Mickey7: Seriously who is planning on cooking for matriculation ? Pls signify

Yeah!
I can make pap.

Watch'd "After Earth"
Watch'd "White House Down"
.
Now watching "Olympus Has Fallen"
:-)

*shocked*
:-o
Like sewiozly......"poo"
I wan sh*t jor

Jesus na Lord
Thank God I got here safely and sound.
See whr una leave me behind.
*Phew*
Abeg wey da toilet shit dey wori me badly...b4 man polute here naw o.
*phew**sweating*

Una jes dey post wicked cut-off marks 4 hia. Make una post da wans 4 Art na.
Haaa!

Adex097: *runs to my documents warehouse to check the expiry date of mÿ waec result*

«««Back to the tory»»»
Someone told me it expires but that should be after a specific period .

Pls o, the info is from an unreliable source o.
Make una no crucify me.

And wot specific period bwo.
Cos na 2sittins me wan use o.
I was in a college b4 and it was da 1st waec me use...i wrote anoda 2010 buh dem no gri gv me English...buh got da oda important subjects.
Dats y me ask o. Cos da 1st result dan pass 5yrs. Lol!
Naw sumtin wey me want dey make me go to skool. And i will get it.

Adex097: Cuban coffee.

Make i sip small na.
:-)

Guys.....doz the waec result expire?

kcboy34: Please my uniben postume score and aggregate score did not show o. Username:putme2013_876375. Password:juala5l1
Please I need assist on what to do?
I couldn't upload my passport during registration but it was clearly stated on the website that candidates that couldn't upload their passport should come to the exam centre with 1 passport with red background, original jamb slip.
On the day of the exam, i went to my centre but when they discovered I had no passport on my application they directed me to the auditorium. And when I got there they said people without passport should go to faculty of education, nwagbo hall. That was where I met other people that couldn't upload their passport also. So we wrote exam there and they told us to submit our original jamb slip and passport together with the exam papers.
Now I just discovered that all of us that wrote in that nwagbo hall our result has not come out. Even till now. Nothing like absent is even there. its just empty. I am confused. I don't know what to do. Has this kind of issue happened before? What will be the outcome? What can I do?

Wait 1st o.
How many ov u wrote in dat hall?

Great~Mind:
Good Morning Jesus.

Good morning ma awesome uniben family.

It's going to be a great and a blessed week for me and you, too.

Only believe!

Mornin bwo.
U want small chewin stick?
:-)

kcboy34: Please my uniben postume score and aggregate score did not show o. Username:putme2013_876375. Password:juala5l1
Please I need assist on what to do?
I couldn't upload my passport during registration but it was clearly stated on the website that candidates that couldn't upload their passport should come to the exam centre with 1 passport with red background, original jamb slip.
On the day of the exam, i went to my centre but when they discovered I had no passport on my application they directed me to the auditorium. And when I got there they said people without passport should go to faculty of education, nwagbo hall. That was where I met other people that couldn't upload their passport also. So we wrote exam there and they told us to submit our original jamb slip and passport together with the exam papers.
Now I just discovered that all of us that wrote in that nwagbo hall our result has not come out. Even till now. Nothing like absent is even there. its just empty. I am confused. I don't know what to do. Has this kind of issue happened before? What will be the outcome? What can I do?

*walks in with chewin stick*
Mmmmph! Diz wan iz stwonge.
Ma bwoda....cari ur baggage run go Uniben o. Go and hala 4 dem