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EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:32am On Aug 21, 2013
Adex097: Please , me ain't beautiful o.

#14_years.


*first to _____*

I dedicate this to karen. grin.
Beautiful Boy
*winks*
.
And pls do nat dedicate anytin to no wan....expecialy da babes.
*vex'd*
*red face*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:26am On Aug 21, 2013
karenkinky: Mine is just one *sobs*
Oh c'mön
*pats her at the back*
*gives her handkerchief and a lollipop*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:15am On Aug 21, 2013
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Adex097, honey(m), module, tinahrex(m), Romanticboy1(m), sylvalord (m), Latnok95(m), I_am_Lamar(m), Asakel(m), GorgeousReney(f), karenkinky (f), Appelmoiik(m) and 4 guest(s)
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*Beautiful People*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:12am On Aug 21, 2013
Raymond, was driving
one day in Warri. It became dark&he discovered
his 2
headlights weren't working. As a
sharp Warri guy, he decided2
follow d car in front of him and use its headlight 2 see the way. at some point, the car in front
stopped and Raymond stuck out his head and
shouted angrily,
"My friend, what is your problem? Will
u move".
D man in the other car shouted back, "Shuo! Which levels? Make I move 4 inside my
own
garage again"?
.
.
Describe Ray in one word.
:-/
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:05am On Aug 21, 2013
sylvalord: Good morning JESUS
Good morning LORD






Good morning y'all smiley
A vewi good morning bwo!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:59am On Aug 21, 2013
karenkinky: [color=#006600][/color]
My uncle,the sec to the vc. that wants to aid in my admission told my dad he can't do anything now until the strike is called off. I'm confused,does it mean that the list will be out after the strike?
Secretary or Security ?
:-/
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:05am On Aug 21, 2013
karenkinky: Just wondering what and how the educational standard in Nigeria. would look like in twenty years.
By then it will be one student to 1hostel room and a N30,000 allowance.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:47am On Aug 21, 2013
karenkinky: I'm nt frequently on 2go. But my username on facebook is Karen TopazEgbe Stefani(dnt mind the long Id) I think I still have 5000friends,or maybe less,not sure. But if you send a request and it goes through,cool.
5..5...5...5,000 gini.?
*shouts*
Ah knew it....knew it.
U're a celebrity shey...?
*solemn*
Well sha....anyhow...hope 2 see u in Benin.
Take care
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:24am On Aug 20, 2013
mickeyIso: u see y i sed U ARE ANNOYING? So it's wrong to correct pple 'in public' but ryt to make fun of dem 'in public' kk!
Hmmph!
Easy dia Mick...i'm sure u shld understand what she meant.
Wit the "late" tin.
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:08am On Aug 20, 2013
Romanticboy1: dis ur breakin we r tired of itQ breakin wat?specify if its breakin palmkernel or whatav you :/
Lol!
When ma sledge hama dey by masyd always. Hehe!
Na bweaking tinz na.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 5:22pm On Aug 19, 2013
chaarly: Sowwie sir sad

Emmm.. Bt r u sure??
Zit frm a reliable source??
How'd u knw??

smiley
Eehh!
Ma source sey its nat 2day....buh itaff bin call'd off.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 5:10pm On Aug 19, 2013
Adex097: He said BREAKING not BREAKING NEWS grin.
Woh!
Egbon!
Ur head iz dia o jare.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 5:08pm On Aug 19, 2013
sylvalord: u beta take time if u don't want me to break ur head with ur own sledge hammer
*Secures his hammer titely*
Make i see how...how u wan take bwake ma ori na.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 5:06pm On Aug 19, 2013
Detivo: sowi bro. Bt y dont u correct me dan usin sledge hammer on my head
Tis beta to bwake ur head than create anoda e-war.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 5:04pm On Aug 19, 2013
chaarly: Yay! shocked shocked

What's yo sourcehuh

i can sue u for false info u knw wink
4 wetin naw?
*vex'd*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 5:01pm On Aug 19, 2013
Trafford: Thanks dear
Its Asakel
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:39pm On Aug 19, 2013
BREAKING!!
ASUU calls off strike.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:35pm On Aug 19, 2013
Didi 5: Why do i think Seun Osewa is up to something?Somebody please ask me why?
Somebody pls ask him y?
WHY?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:34pm On Aug 19, 2013
Detivo: chaii! I hav been run 4rm page i dont knw to here. Nw guys here is wat i hav to say abt ur past comment.
O'boy!
.
Can sum1 get me ma sledge hammer. And ma eye glass.
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:34pm On Aug 19, 2013
Detivo: chaii! I hav been run 4rm page i dont knw to here. Nw guys here is wat i hav to say abt ur past comment.
O'boy!
.
Can sum1 get me ma sledge hammer.
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:21pm On Aug 19, 2013
Trafford: the first list won't come WITHIN the next 14days..but AFTER grin

the 2nd list can't possible be out oct 1st...even if the first list comes out 'WITHIN THE NEXT 14DAYS'..Its still gonna be 1st week of Nov.

N about the so called deadline..Universities dont really follow such..

Still doubt...Last year's deadline was Oct 31st as well..

uniben first list came.. August 2nd/3rd.

2nd list...Oct 1st

n of course, the controversial hidden 3rd batch came Dec 2nd/5th.

All admission FULLY RECOGNISED.

But if you still doubt, then I might consider linking news report of so many institutions that offered admission after the stated date....should I? undecided
*yawns*
No wori jawe.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:16pm On Aug 19, 2013
Da kingpin: Please guyz remember me in ya prayers i really need to be invited for ui pume screening
Amen.
U're in.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:28pm On Aug 19, 2013
BREAKING
ASUU strike almost coming to an end.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:27pm On Aug 19, 2013
Lol!
Trafford and his dictions.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:06am On Aug 19, 2013
A new day!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:55pm On Aug 18, 2013
Fairfax: no he wont.
Ryti!
So be prepard to start reading shakespeare and collections.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:44pm On Aug 18, 2013
Fairfax: its my dad o.he wants me to read law sadi didnt want him to be sad nd so.......blah blah blah....u knw d rest
Yeah..yeah..yeah!
U didnt talk 2him for 2days nd u cried until ur eyes near pop out 4rm dia sockets...blah blah blah!
Yeah...me know dat kinda story. *smiles*
Hope he won't be vexd when they gv u Eng?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:44pm On Aug 18, 2013
Fairfax: its my dad o.he wants me to read law sadi didnt want him to be sad nd so.......blah blah blah....u knw d rest
Yeah..yeah..yeah!
U didnt talk 2him for 2day nd u cried until ur eyes near pop out 4rm dia sockets...blah blah blah!
Yeah...me know dat kinda story. *smiles*
Hope he won't be vexd when they gv u Eng?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:35pm On Aug 18, 2013
Fairfax: its nt lik am taking sides bt jst wanna bring out a point.if Doc-miss is nt pleased with Monsieursuave correcting pple in public,she shud check herself well cos she jst made dsame mistake.hw?u may wonder?she shud hv privately tld Monsieursuave of wat she had noticed abt him instead of saying it to d public.so,both of dem re guilty of dsame crime.by d way,i heard d strike wud be called off tomorrow.wink
2-MO-RO!!!
:-o
*mouth agape*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:32pm On Aug 18, 2013
Fairfax: Alas!av seen my fellow aspirant for ELSA*smiles*
I'l bring forth da wine 4 2moro's feast. Lets wait 4 2moro to smile upon us.
*smiles*
Y'd u choose law in ur 1st choice?
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:24pm On Aug 18, 2013
Mcslize: This was when Doc_Miss came in. She has actually noticed Monsieursuave to always pointing out people errors which he supposed do privately. Is she not right?



she expected Monsieursuave to grow up cuz correcting someone in the public doesn't seems right. It is like a public emberrassment




He was referring to Mickey7 post to me of me being banned for a piece of true life story I posted to build our faith. Does it not look like a bad belle?




Really? That doesn't look like a fight. Is this guy right?



She was quoting to Adex previous post. Pointing out why Monsieursuave need to grow up. She expected Monsieursuave to correct people in the private not in the glare of all eyes




Now he replied Doc_Miss




Doc_Miss replied him cuz she has noticed him always pointing out people errors in public. It is not wrong correcting some1 but it should b in d private



Is he right that Doc_Miss is taking Drugs for some1 else HIV? She actially xpected d correction to be done in private.




Now someoen else saw what Doc_Miss was trying to point out to Monsieursuave. Have u seen what she actually meant?



He replied back. But even if this is an educational thread , doesn't his correction not seems like he is looking for his own glory?



This is Micky reply to Doc_Miss. Is she really complaining or trying to point out something? Is Micky assumption right?



That was Doc_Miss reply to Monsieursuave. She cited an example to him of drop of water asking Monsieursauve to fight a drop of water in a full bucket of water. She was actually pointing to him to undermine people minor errors. Is she not right?



He was telling Mickey7 that Doc_Miss has crush on me. Is that not funny? grin



Doc_Miss actually was a good observer. He had been noticing Monsieursuave always pointing out people minor errors. Maybe he is used to doing it. We are not quarelling here.



He agreed to let the matter go. But what is that Na wa o for?

Let us learn to correct people in private so that it won't look like u are emberrassing the person thats what I got to say for now
Hmmmm! Dis wan na saga
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by Asakel(m): 11:01pm On Aug 18, 2013
Sperm inhaler

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