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Yeeeeeeeehsuu!
I.G iz back

dinky007: gudmawni asakel....don't be scared, I aint goin 2 shoot any1...my gun isn't even loaded, so wat's ur course?

*screams*
WHAAAAT! :-o
U have a gun..?
Adeeeeeex she z gat a gun. (i knw he'l be drinkin his hungarian coffe sumwhr in d block)
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Lol!
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Mawnin!
Jes goin 4my Eng/Lit

Holyrule: heard from a relaiable source that the list has already been compiled...but the strike is the stumbling block

Yeah..Ryt!

sylvalord: Good morning JESUS
Good morning LORD







Good morning y'all

Morning lordsylva
Hw u nite?

Detivo: guy hw u take knw, wen dem dey pray i dey read una fast furious page. So dat i knw go jst jump in nd start askin 4 cutoff mark of law

U welcome.

korm2me: my broda if its God u ate trusting on I believe u. If ur fada or mother is a staff in uniben I believe u. Bt n Bt if u pay money to any one or an uncle or aunty is asimuring u., frm experience am very sorry it won't work oh. No hard feelings anyway, n am NT tryin to dent ur hope. I have spent 8 gud yrs in uniben so u should no wat I mean. One luv

Like 8...eight years?
:-o. :-/

chaarly: Yay! i 4get Ooº°˚


G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ М̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥O̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊я̲̣̣̥п̲̣̣̥̩̥ɪ̣̝̇ι̥ȋ̝̊̅̄ı̣̣̣̩̥G̲̣̣̣̥_̅̅̅ VC

G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ М̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥O̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊я̲̣̣̥п̲̣̣̥̩̥ɪ̣̝̇ι̥ȋ̝̊̅̄ı̣̣̣̩̥G̲̣̣̣̥_̅̅̅ ASUU

Hahaha!
Make bwains.
Buh ASUU dy vex ryt naw o. Dem fit no answer u.

Hmmmn! Jes heard its "World Breast-feeding Week"
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*preparing breakfast*
Hmmmn!
Nairaland na bosom i write?
Una go dy find trouble o.
Na B to the T

Mcslize: Nigeria declares Thursday and Friday Public Holiday

The Nigeria Government has declared Thursday and Friday this week as Public Holidays to celebrate the 2013 Muslim Eid-el-Fitri Festival.
The Eid-el-Fitri Festival is usually observed by Muslims all over the world to mark the end of the Holy month of Ramadan.
According to a statement signed by the Permanent Secretary in the Minister of Interior, Mrs. Fatima Bamidele, Mr. Abba Moro “Federal Government of Nigeria has declared Thursday, 8th and Friday, 9th August 2013 as Public Holiday to mark 2013 Eid-el-Fitri Salah Celebration.”
The Minister also “enjoined all Muslim faithful and Nigerians in general to extend the spiritual benefits of Ramadan, which are love, joy, peace, to their daily living and through this, contribute to the development of the nation.”
Mr. Moro while wishing Nigerians a peaceful celebration also urged Nigerians to seize the opportunity of the holiday to reflect on the imperative of peace in nation building

SOURCE
https://www.nairaland.com/1385953/fg-declares-8th-9th-august

Una too like holiday.
Come ma country...na every blessed day man dy work 24/7

chaarly: G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ М̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥O̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊я̲̣̣̥п̲̣̣̥̩̥ɪ̣̝̇ι̥ȋ̝̊̅̄ı̣̣̣̩̥G̲̣̣̣̥_̅̅̅ HOLY SPIRIT!!!!!!!

G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ М̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥O̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊я̲̣̣̥п̲̣̣̥̩̥ɪ̣̝̇ι̥ȋ̝̊̅̄ı̣̣̣̩̥G̲̣̣̣̥_̅̅̅ Nigeria!

G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ М̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥O̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊я̲̣̣̥п̲̣̣̥̩̥ɪ̣̝̇ι̥ȋ̝̊̅̄ı̣̣̣̩̥G̲̣̣̣̥_̅̅̅ admittees!!

G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ М̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥O̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊я̲̣̣̥п̲̣̣̥̩̥ɪ̣̝̇ι̥ȋ̝̊̅̄ı̣̣̣̩̥G̲̣̣̣̥_̅̅̅ law aspirants!!!

G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ М̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥O̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊я̲̣̣̥п̲̣̣̥̩̥ɪ̣̝̇ι̥ȋ̝̊̅̄ı̣̣̣̩̥G̲̣̣̣̥_̅̅̅ my prospective coursemates!!!!

G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ М̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥O̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊я̲̣̣̥п̲̣̣̥̩̥ɪ̣̝̇ι̥ȋ̝̊̅̄ı̣̣̣̩̥G̲̣̣̣̥_̅̅̅ world!!!!!

G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ М̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥O̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊я̲̣̣̥п̲̣̣̥̩̥ɪ̣̝̇ι̥ȋ̝̊̅̄ı̣̣̣̩̥G̲̣̣̣̥_̅̅̅ my future wife!!!!!! ( i knw yo out there sumwere

U no go greet ur VC too

Hugo7: A$akel ! Cant ty/>e now

Lol!
Like seriozly? :-o

Mcslize: The days are counting. Just waiting patiently to print out my admision status.

Uniben can't escape me this time around. Let them have all the slots , my course has already been given to me. I am sounding it repeatedly to show u guys how sure I am about this my admision. It is not just an admision. It is more than that cuz it is my real course that has been given to me. As I am typing now my has been boldly written on the , merit list. All the admision officers have no option than to leave my name on that list. Even when they try to remove it, they can't. They will try to but they can't. U see why am so sure of my admision?

Watch out for me in the faculty of Medicine.

If u don't mind u can search for me on the clearance day at Auditorium u will surely see me.

It is sure 4 u
It is sure 4me.
It is sure 4 us.
Amen!

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See whr dem Dump Uniben. Mntchew

Adex098: 07-08-2013
Good morning house!!!
Welcome to a new day!!!

Morning!
And pls no "hungarian coffee" 2day.
Na im make u leave d whole 12windows open.
:-(
*vex'd*

Hugo7: Yaaweee!!! Yaaawee!! Favou₹!! Favou₹!!

Bro..u dream last nite.
Oya com share wit us.
:-)

Viewing this topic:
korm2me(m), jazinogold(m), lee11, Mcslize, chaarly(m), Asakel(m) and 4 guest (s)
.
Hehe!
Tis becomin a full houz.
Mornins!

jazinogold: If ur wearin an expensive wraist
watch and it cannot tel u wen
Christ is coming, wen ASUU will
call off d strike and wen UNIBEN will release its admission list, it is as useless as d
"P" in psychology..... .cheers pals...Good mawning!

Morning bwo.
And if it can't tell us when Arsenal will win a tropheee. Hehe!
Omo na park well watch.

jazinogold: If ur wearin an expensive wraist
watch and it cannot tel u wen
Christ is coming, wen ASUU will
call off d strike and wen UNIBEN will release its admission list, it is as useless as d
"P" in psychology..... .cheers pals...Good mawning!

Morning bwo.
And if it can't tell us when Arsenal will a tropheee. Hehe!
Omo na park well watch.

G'mornin!
Wake up sleepy heads....the cock crew 1hr 30min ago.
Waaaake uuuuup

Adex098: Damn!!! Aunty sperm boat just licked bizmania's @ss.

Eeeeeeeeewh! They licked.......?
They shld hv kiss'd it......nyaamah!

Omo see as masquito wan finis man pikin 4dis thread yestrnite......CSO jes leave window open ran go snore 4wan corner.
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Na 2much "cuban coffee" dy cos am.
Hmmmph!

Detivo: der is sumtin i want u guys to knw nd discuss bt till morning wen u al wil be awake. make i go slip small, abeg make una no run enter 300 page b4 i wake. Una knw say i be learner nd dont want to skip intrestin pages. So pls nd pls xpecial u. U kwn ursef u way wan reach 300 by al impossible means

Midnight boy...u welcome.
E be like sey odas dy pray 4 church u dey NL and ur 1st prayer God answr am(2 start a new page)
Make d 2nd wan work too.(admission). Amen
Buh wait o...me like da ur vigil o. Una dy close early.
Lol!
Morning!

dinky007: Hiya evrybodi! Bin doin more of viewin frm the background, med aspirant...uniben

Hmmmn! Female James Bond.
Coooool.

Nekkie27: [color=#770077][/color]......my frst post here bin on d side lyn 4 quite sumtym nw,.,...decided 2 shw face....awayu pple?...#team uniben

We're gallant dear.
Welcome aboard
How z u?

Adex098: Yipee!!! I can now quote Austinooo ...praise tha lord oooooo

3 months on the sideline

Adex098: Sowi bro...
Take this sachet of pure water.

Yeah!
Tanx bwo.
*regains lil strength*
How z u?

*panting hard*
Goddamnit
Jes ran 16pages to get here
*phew*

Mooooooomaa!
*crying*

Trafford: oh finnnalllyyyyyyy *gives her a 'holy' kiss*








i hope una see the 'holy' sha

If i hear holy kiss
I stil nvr see am 4 dictionary o......even thesaurus no get am.

Trafford: n thats what makes you Danny Phantom

Lolz! *laff so hard and fell asleep*

Adex098: no mind them jare

Give me cuban coffee.
:-(

sylvalord: i syt u oo

Na wen i hala u dey site me na.
How ur boby....ehm body jawe?