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NYSC › Re: 10 Special Attributes About This Out Going Batch C-14 Corp Member. by Ashez: 8:44am On Oct 15, 2015
Congrats to u guys. All u need now is to come close to God so ur eyes can be opened.
Crime › Re: My Experience With Robbers Last Night by Ashez: 11:12pm On Oct 14, 2015
Missali:
At 11pm last night, I was awoken from sleep when I heard footsteps at the window. There is a curfew at 7pm and at that late hour, it is expected that people are in their various houses. This is not the fist time robbers have attempted to break into my house but this was intense.

I quietly got up from the sitting room floor I was laying on and moved to the bedroom to join my grandmother and baby cousin on the bed.
Gradually, the footsteps heightened and from the room window I could see men standing. My heart sank and I suddenly, I had a hard time breathing. My grandma tried to calm me down and it seemed to worsen.

I wasn't wearing any cloths and I usually sleep and thought of getting something to put on. These robbers sometimes rape girls and it doesn't help to be naked in the first place. That would cause some noise so I decided to forego the thought.

They started to spread out. A number of them moved the front and some went far out to the background. The ones at our window kept talking in whispers. I really couldn't fathom what they were saying as my heart was racing faster than I could ever imagine and suddenly I heard these words 'pass me my gun.'

I think I died! Immediately I turned into a prayer warrior, mumbling incoherently in whatever tongues I could speak. I asked God to forgive my sins, I thought of hiding under the bed or inside my grandmother's wardrobe. But what about her and my cousin of 4years?
I tapped grandma to tell her what I just heard and she assured me to keep calm, my cousin on the other hand was very much asleep. I instantly wished I could turn into a child and be unaware of what was going on in my surrounding.

Taking a pillow I covered my head and put a fingerin each ear. Their voices grew louder and just then, a dog started to bark. I have always hated that dog (and all dogs generally), but I think it helped us.It barked violently from a distance and seized a bit. Then resumed, this time even more and came towards our window, running and barking. I could hear the footsteps of the thieves fading as the dog got near and soon after, there was a heavy downpour; the kind that shook the place.

They went to other people's Windows and probably other compounds.The rate of robbery in some parts of Rivers State is becoming alarming. Needless to say, I am not sleeping at home tonight. Should my heart keep skipping this way, I may have hypertension before 20.
If only u know how faithful Baba God dey
Politics › Re: Election Of Senator Eyinnaya Abaribe Nullified In Abia State by Ashez: 8:08pm On Oct 12, 2015
Beremx:
The midget thief T.A. Orji is next!
Make I hear say dem catch d man, dat G na political wizard
Career › Re: I Am A Virgin And My Boss Wants To Have Sex With Me by Ashez: 2:12pm On Oct 12, 2015
if d man cant condone wiv u working for him wivout sex then call it quits before he drags ur name to d mud. Call on God to provide u anoda job, have faith and u will be forever glad u did.
Romance › Re: I Let Her Come To My Home Now She Is Mad At Me Because I Refused Her Sex! by Ashez: 12:36am On Oct 11, 2015
Kingsley1000:
which one is free food?he does not feel like to have sex.......stop seeing (sex)it as if it's a privilege
God bless u plenty o jare
Food › Re: 10 Nigerian Foods You Must Eat Before You Die by Ashez: 7:34pm On Oct 07, 2015
chimkaire:
cry cry cry cry cry Ugba agukariala'm ahu cry cry cry


Op, you don do sumbori strong thing sad sad sad grin
bia na nke Zuby kam zutara one or two plates naaa,
Nairaland General › Re: Wow! See What These Guys Did In Abuja Today (Photo) by Ashez: 9:45pm On Oct 06, 2015
jamalchance:
And so
bad belle, u sef go fit do amhuh
Crime › Re: PHOTO: Nigerian Man Brings Out Manhood On London Train, Releases Sperm On Passen by Ashez: 11:10pm On Oct 03, 2015
makeitsoon:
So all the time the man was enjoying the moment of his life the woman just sat there sitting and watching. He stood directly to the woman, and self serviced in vigor, and in all that time the woman was doing what? taking pictures or recording it until the sperm went into her mouth, then she decided to report the matter. Bend bend story
I hope u know d woman might have been traumatized,?? dat maybe she was gon get rapedhuh
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Georgina Onuoha's Birthday Party by Ashez: 1:45pm On Sep 30, 2015
frisky2good:
Wetin he do this time?
u just made my day.
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-ekeinde's Outfit To AMAA 2015 In South Africa (photo) by Ashez: 6:11pm On Sep 29, 2015
encryptjay:
The rate at which mods rush to bring celebrity threads to front page is quite alarming. You'll never see them bringing education threads at such speed.
dem dey bribe demhuh?
Romance › Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Ashez: 3:30pm On Sep 27, 2015
menxer:
Wetin u wan hear? That I ffuck the girl for her Papa house abi?
e no for bad if u decide to preach to her Bro
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Reasons Why Christians Dont Receive Answers To Their Prayers by Ashez: 2:42pm On Sep 27, 2015
ProphetUdeme:
Happy sunday brethren. You might be praying to God for something very essential, might be a job, admission, finances, marriage, fruit of the womb but you dont receive speedily answers and at times you pray for years and it still doesnt work out. Relax there are skeletons in the cupboard you need to fish out that is witholding answers to your prayers. Listen attentively.
Your Life Of Sin - yeah its your life of sin that is witholding your prayer request and God does not hear. You might still be living in sexual immorality, lies, jealousy, covetousness, gossip etc. And you go and kneel down and pray but sorry the prayer cant pass the ceiling.
Isaiah 1 vs 15 -When you spread your hands, I will hide my eyes from you, and when you make many prayers i will not hear because your hands are full of blood. And also in John 9 v 31 says that God hears not sinners but if any man be a worshipper of God and does His will, God hears. So its your sin that seperate God from you so He wont hear your prayers.

Lack of Patience - the Lord Jesus told us to keep on praying and not faint.(luke 18 vs1) this is another reason why people dont receive answers. God's timetable is not like man's own, He needs you to be patient and not rushing Him up. So be patient always whenever you ask God of a request.
God Bless U For Me
Selfish Lust Desires - in the book of james chapter 4 vs 3 says that you pray and ask but you do not recieve because you ask amiss so that you may consume it upon your lust, oh well you ask God of big things that you schedule so that as soon as you receive it, you use it to flex around with the desires of the flesh. God knows your heart and wont give it to you till you repent.

Not Abiding With The Lord - yeah the word of God says in John 15 vs 7- if you abide in me and My words abide in you, you will ask what you want and it shall be done to you.
Have you been praying to God and ask Him of something important? Always abide by praying continually and going to church, study His Word, obey His commandments and praise Him daily and abide continually and you will receive answers to your prayers.

Lack Of Faith and Forgiveness - in mark 11 vs 22 the Lord taught us to have faith in God for whatever you desire when you pray, believe that you receive them shall have them and also forgive so that God may forgive and answer.
These are the reasons you dont receive answers. And you keep on praying but no hope. Obey this steps and receive final answers to your prayers.
Happy sunday
God Bless U
Romance › Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Ashez: 6:55am On Sep 27, 2015
Exceller:
I can't forget that in a hurry.I was in SS1 then, on my way back from school one afternoon. I saw this pretty damsel walking in front of me with her friend I suspected..I quickly adjusted my posture and the way i walking to impress her....In my mind I was fantasying and admiring her beauty and thinking of all the crazy things I'll do to her .She too was flirting with me through eye contacts as we walked along and I was smiling,then she and her friend crossed to the other side of the road. So i kept watching them while walking backward and THEN THE UNIMAGINABLE HAPPENED...I fell into a gutter filled with all the watery garbage you can think off....Jeez! I couldn't even summon courage to stand up from the stinking piss I was upon and before I knew it, she rushed over with her friend and they both held me up and immediately got water nearby to help me clean up a little..Damn!! I told her point blank that she was the reason I fell. She smile and apologized..She told me her name "Love"and they just moved to our estate 3 weeks ago and that she sees me when am going to school that her house was two flats from mine and that they were going JAMB lesson...we became friends and she was given all the green light but in me, my interest died in that gutter..Fast forward two years later. She was still trying to gain admission while I was writing my jamb, so I took it upon myself to help her and she passed with flying colours and she did everything for me to date her bou know now......the interest no dey again o......She told me she fell for me since the day I fell inside the gutter...Damn!!!.
and funny enough u lost it all dat same day she helped u from d gutter... life
Romance › Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Ashez: 6:52am On Sep 27, 2015
menxer:
Years back before Naija dreamed of GSM, One girl wey I dey toast told me, "If u are serious come and visit me in my village". Na so I mumuishly find my way from PH go the last bus stop in Ubakala, with no address except her first name, Ugadinma (apologies if I get the spelling wrong).

from the bus stop I befriended the guys there with enough palm wine, and the search took off in ernest.

3 girls in the village match the description with the same name I gave and off we went to check them out one by one. But they all turn out not to be the girl.

At the last palm wine joint as I prepare to call off the search as it was about 6pm, a guy walked in that happened to be a cousin to the girl I was looking for; as a job man, the guy asked for his fair share of palm wine and pepper soup before taking me where I want.

The funny thing was, the girl's house was right opposite the joint and she was outside. grin
so wetin finally happen naahuh?
Family › Re: Funny Letter Of Husband To Wife About Their Sex Life And Wife's Response by Ashez: 12:35pm On Sep 25, 2015
Bonapart:
The wife gave lame excuses

Ladies been deceiving men since after Adam and Eve
pure
Travel › Re: Trailer Blocks 3rd Mainland Bridge by Ashez: 12:13pm On Sep 25, 2015
I think dis might be more serious than u guys r thinking
Politics › Re: ’50 Senators’ Accompany Saraki To Tribunal For Corruption Trial by Ashez: 11:34am On Sep 22, 2015
Koolmexxi:
Hahahaha.. U don summarise am
ma broda na person wey no sabi T.A Orji, dat man na political wizard
Politics › Re: ’50 Senators’ Accompany Saraki To Tribunal For Corruption Trial by Ashez: 11:12am On Sep 22, 2015
D moment I heard dat 50 senators went wiv him, and T.A Orji was dere too lipsrsealed
game over. d man don go
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos: Kenyan Maid Accused Of Using Urine To Cook For Her Boss by Ashez: 3:19pm On Sep 16, 2015
Abbeyme:
Whattttt..

Disgusting.

Ammonia something.. (NH3)? Abi, chemistry students..
Ammonic oxide
Business › Re: Latitude-cafe Restaurant Waiters Use Hoverboards To Serve Customers In Ibadan by Ashez: 1:42pm On Sep 02, 2015
lekhane:
I suspect this as just an advertisement stunt, videos or...
business minded. bad guy
Romance › Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by Ashez: 7:55am On Sep 02, 2015
ana akpo ya mmadu iragbu onwe ya
Family › Re: How Many Of You Did This? See Photo by Ashez: 11:32pm On Aug 17, 2015
adexmuhyi:
u missed alot den, i did mine wit my oversize pant, using one hand to roll and the other to hold my pant up
Badoo
Family › Re: How Many Of You Did This? See Photo by Ashez: 11:25pm On Aug 17, 2015
jerrymej:
I did it but not all that too long. I could remember how I caused an accident with it to the extent the bike man was hospitalized. Hence then I was warned thoroughly not to be seen with it again!!! Lol!
U sef na rough driver from day 1
Family › Re: How Many Of You Did This? See Photo by Ashez: 11:19pm On Aug 17, 2015
missKiffy:
There's gbaguan in the topic

*modified

I never did it, I was an ajebutter cheesy I still am cool
Dude u sure missed some real fun
Nairaland General › Re: Keke NAPEP Driving On Pedestrain Bridge In Lagos by Ashez: 11:01pm On Aug 17, 2015
Maybe they're shooting an action movie undecided undecided
Health › Re: Lady Spotted Vomitting Blood In Ikorodu (Photo) by Ashez: 11:38am On Aug 14, 2015
Pierocash:
When they won't stop sleeping around for money.Alhaji don use am for ritual
Dats too harsh and uncalled for, she could be seriously ill or somefin else. U dont talk shit about people when u aint sure of what really happened. I'd rather not comment than comment what is very odd for a dying woman
Celebrities › Re: Out Of Ideas? Mi Uses His 'proposal Stunt' Again On Female Fan In Benue (pics) by Ashez: 1:32pm On Aug 09, 2015
And she completely denied her boyfriend or boyfriends as d case may be
Pets › Re: Help Me With Breed Of My Dog.(pics Included). by Ashez: 10:10pm On Jul 29, 2015
Dis dog na eke uke naaaaa
Romance › Re: 13 Things Women Do Only When They Are Not Interested In You. by Ashez: 12:44pm On Jul 24, 2015
When u tell her "I love u" she replies wiv "u too" or I like u.. find ur way bros
Politics › There Is Fire On D Mountain by Ashez(op): 10:47pm On Jul 23, 2015
Some peeps about to be busted

TV/Movies › Re: Which Was Your Favourite Cartoon As A Kid? (pictures) by Ashez: 10:59pm On Jul 21, 2015
Popeye d sailor man isnt dere, den dis list is incomplete
Travel › Re: Seven Exciting Things To Do In Aba by Ashez: 5:55pm On Jul 20, 2015
If Going to kent road by Azikiwe to change ur wardrobe no follow for dis list den d list is incomplete

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