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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels And Husband, Ned Nwoko Flaunt Their Love (Photos) by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 5:22pm On Aug 01, 2019
Last last una go just kill yourself on top these guys matter, they are married already and anybody waiting for divorce or quarrel go wait tire

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Celebrities / Re: Ify Okoye Twerking And Grinding On Jude Okoye In A Club (Photos) by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 5:14pm On Aug 01, 2019
piagetskinner:
I just sent this to the Canadian embassy and they have agreed to give me free visa

Chai
you sure say no be Cameroon

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Events / Re: "Mobile Marriage" — Bridesmaids Carrying Speakers, Battery On Wedding Day by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 4:01pm On Aug 01, 2019
Paroh:
Love conquers all cheesy



Save yourself the stress and wahala of spending big money for 10 minutes of enjoyment. Use our silicon Fleshlight which feels just like real pucsy. See my signature for contact information. kiss
taar. Nothing fit taste like real puccih
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Sends Money And Food To Girlfriend In Her Office (Photos) by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 3:22pm On Aug 01, 2019
Which kind wahala be this, I showed my girlfriend this message and she has locked me outside since telling me I am not romantic.

NB: na all those guys wey dey show thier landlord article and he no go collect house rent again make me show her. See where oversabi has landed me

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Celebrities / Re: Mavin's Rema Covers Tushmagazine New Issue by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 1:59pm On Aug 01, 2019
His kind of music might not sell well in naija

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Thelma 'Gedoni & Khafi Are Finishing The Condoms In The House' by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 1:56pm On Aug 01, 2019
U.
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Joe Is Khafi's Ex Boyfriend by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 11:55am On Aug 01, 2019
I am starting to believe this show is scripted

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Romance / Re: “I Do Adult Movie, Dem No Pay Me,”—Man Destroys Properties In Brescia, Italy by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 11:26pm On Jul 30, 2019
Waste of cum
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Hiding In GTBank Ceiling In Kebbi by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 10:59pm On Jul 30, 2019
Ode oponu man. Steal meat leave pot opened

We association of meat stealers (AOMS) hereby disown you

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Please Share Your Stories Of Rejection From A Guy You Shot Your Shoot At by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 1:09pm On Jul 29, 2019
I no say I be guy but lemme share mine. There was this hot chick we were clicking together she can bang the daylight out of someone.

After one hot round of sex one evening
She: what are we?
Me: we are nothing but pencil in the hand of the creator

Abeg who Sabi how much them dey sell new wheelchair now. The one wey I dey use don spoil and na gift o

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Kill Inspector Mohammed Hassan In Ambush [photo] by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 11:01am On Jul 29, 2019
donprinyo:
head slammer
ode oponu omo

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Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy's 'African Giant’ Tops Chart On Apple Music In More Than 10 Countries by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 10:34pm On Jul 28, 2019
adeosuntunde:
Burn Boy

Although have not started listening to the album.

Waiting for the original earpiece I ordered for. cool
earpiece wey one ear go spoil next day. Make I give you my #300 own lol

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Romance / Re: Small-sized Man Poses With 2 Tall Curvy Ladies' Backsides, Causes Stir Online by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 11:10pm On Jul 27, 2019
Funny how girls will keep shouting they don't do less than 6ft guys. Money go enter they will be like I am tall enough abeg my kids go resemble me.

Just make money abeg and don't be lazy me wey tall like dongoyaro my long legs don Waka taya
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Becomes UBA Brand Ambassador (Photos) by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 9:58pm On Jul 27, 2019
All those guys wey dey always say why not use a first class graduate can now see entertainment sells better.if it's one chukudi/ayo them wey get upper credit for esa oke poly the news won't even grace front page.

If you have your own brand support the brilliant ones the way you can, don't bring sympathy into business. charge family members for your services except your mama #my 2 cent#. No mind my Grammer I be secondary school dropout grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 11:39am On Jul 27, 2019
Kenyans don't have shadows., they are too black to have shadows

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Education / Re: Bride In Wedding Gown Writes UNILAG Masters Entrance Exam by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 5:16pm On Jul 21, 2019
Soskid:
A classmate is supposed to write one of her first semester Masters exams on her wedding day. The timely intervention of the class rep and other class members made the department to change the date to a day after her wedding.
the way the classmates and rep go chop for her wedding ehn she go wish say she no change date grin grin

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Crime / Re: OAU Student Pours Sniper Into Her Bunkmates Mouth During An Argument (Photos) by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 4:58pm On Jul 20, 2019
HitlerGaddafi:
How that mumu sef they siddon look as dem dey pour sniper inside your mouth sotay u swallow am
maybe na after argument she just open her mouth when she dey sleep close her nose
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Kim Oprah And Ella Signed As Bet9ja Ambassadors (Photo) by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 3:48pm On Jul 20, 2019
Ades1234:
Am still confuse , what is all those , what lessons do derived from all this, y can't we go first class graduate as an ambassador, who do we offended in this country, even d educated one child's ,
go for first class graduate as ambassador? I no dey watch the show but make you self own one big company first infact you both go try am. Entertainment sells. I would rather have a Cristiano Ronaldo as an ambassador than a wole soyinka
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Kim Oprah And Ella Signed As Bet9ja Ambassadors (Photo) by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 3:46pm On Jul 20, 2019
TonyeBarcanista:
I don't even understand Bet9ja
na compensation
Celebrities / Re: Asa Shows Off Dance Moves (Video) by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 9:45pm On Jul 19, 2019
My crush that year, she be my ancestor now

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Celebrities / Re: Binta Diamond Diallo Reacts As Jada Pollock Dumps Wizkid by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 12:27pm On Jul 17, 2019
Person wey no pay your bride price and you dey perform wife duties for him? You Bleep him ,carried his baby and probably clean for him and you think he is going to respect you?

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma, Chef Chi Teaches Davido How To Fry Chicken by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 6:44pm On Jul 16, 2019
David will just burn your chicken
Politics / Re: We Have No RUGA Here In Italy, Nigerians Should Learn, Nigerian Man(photos) by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 8:35am On Jul 16, 2019
EMMAACHILE:

You know nothing
some people go just think say once them enter Yankee them go get white collar job with high pay and start living the life

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Ojiakor Drags Tunde Moshood, Halima Abubakar, Enquirer Magazine Bestiality by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 2:43pm On Jul 15, 2019
Chrisus:
Wow, this post has really helped my life. I want to thank whoever shared this news. Immediately, I read this article, I received an alert of #150,000. Thank you OP.
oga check well he fit be debit alert
Sports / Re: South African Players To Earn R520k (N13m) Each After Defeat By Nigeria At AFCON by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 11:42am On Jul 12, 2019
See my life? That time I been dey ball for street one stupid fool wey we dey gather drag 1st and 2nd come discourage me wetin I don use the books do now
Culture / Re: Throwback Photo Of Ooni Of Ife With The Ladies by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 11:40am On Jul 12, 2019
Them wan suffocate my guy grin grin I dey sure say he can't wait to get out of there he just dey endure grin

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Education / Re: Uduakobong Nquot Got His Results From University Of Uyo After 10 Years by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 11:38am On Jul 12, 2019
Naija schools Sabi fustrate person na so my HOD that time wan kill me because we dey share babes, no be say I dey complain o oga smash make I smash too come be wahala afterall no be say the babe dey complain.

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Celebrities / Re: "I Faked My Death Because People Didn't See Beauty In My Talent" - Skiibii Says by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 11:13am On Jul 12, 2019
What stupid talent his he talking about, the word "talent" is been frequently abused
Crime / Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Kidnaps And Drugs 5-Year-Old Girl To Death In Kano by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 10:40am On Jul 12, 2019
Angelfrost:
What exactly does a 19-year old want to do with 50 million? Start a cement processing factory? Build a mansion?... What a shithole. undecided
my brother na Only God fit save us for this country as in I just shock he fit faint if he see that 50m and no be say the stupid boys get better plans o
Crime / Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Kidnaps And Drugs 5-Year-Old Girl To Death In Kano by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 10:38am On Jul 12, 2019
Kids of nowadays be pronouncing money anyhow #50million just like that? I wonder how much they are going to ask if na bill gates them kidnap.

They don't want to do anything, at age 19 I am very certain if the operation was successful he would have spent all on women and drugs. Na so he easy?
Sports / Re: FIFA Announces New Rule, Racists Will Now Get Automatic 10-game Ban by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 6:52am On Jul 12, 2019
Still not enough

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Quarter Final (2 - 1) Full Time by Ashiruhabeeb(m): 9:01pm On Jul 10, 2019
IPOB,Yoruba muslims, Fulani terrorists afonja and all those bullshit should stop see the number of people viewing this thread we all can live together as one. Let's embrace one Nigeria.....

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