lysaa:

what? I can't believe this. You can't leave me without paying back all the money i spent on u o. . without giving back those clothes I bought for u including the one u are wearing now plus the money i gave u to feed ya family self
If u want it this way, then its payday!

Lyssa- i helped deliver the letter as u told me to, after you travelled, Av fun !!!

MY REPLY!!!

Dear Ex-BF


Nothing has made my day more than receiving your
letter. It's true you & I have been dating for 7 years,
although a good man is  a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much  because they drown out your constant whining & griping.  Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when  you got a hair cut last week,
but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!'
Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say  something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my  
favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER
because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago!
About you touching me: I turned away from
you because u were wearing "SILK BOXERS" (u know silk irritates my skin) with a N500 price tag still on them,
& I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had
just borrowed N500 from me that morning.


After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my
job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica , but when I  got
home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess.


I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
The letter you wrote ensures
you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.


Signed, Your Ex-GF Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this,
but my sister Carla was  born
Carl. I hope that's not a problem

i love carrying huge bags amd i av a lot
2 screwdrivers(always comes in handy)
a torchlight( na naija we dey o)
a bid headfone and two earpieces
a usb cord
2 phone chargers
a scientific calculator
a memorycard adaptor
an empty cd

and a lot of books
I still wonder why i aint bent yet-i just love carrying stuffs.

Go to http://poisonfire.org/ -saw dis on another thread called poison fire on the home page, felt really sad after watching it.
u'll know wat dey want.

hi i'm Ashley 'Dele-Williams, I'm looking for my school-mother from F.G.G.C Ip, Osun state. Her name is Elizabeth Moemeke. I aven't seen her since she left school 2000. pls anybody dat's knows her whereabout,or if she gets dis should holla- seyiadey@yahoo.com, or dedamsobuk@yahoo.com

This is comparing two entirely different things. For the average Nigerian, we are sometimes carried away by the baets of what we hear, as for 9nice ,i'll give him 75% with d yoruba proverbs and all but Asha's lyrics are really tight and really, i'm a sucker for soul music and any thing guitar, so choosing one of the two is kinda difficult, and sometimes it just depends on the mood. But i think i'll stick to Asha and she has a higher probability of staying longer.

Too bad he/they died, but i'm actually wondering how their mother fed d 2 heads b4 dat!!!!

$$Rhino:

Damn, you are good with the language.
Keep it up and God bless.

I can only write it, like many ppl, i understand it, but can't speak it
believe me u dont want to hear me speak it if u love ur life!!

kola oloye:

gbogbo ile, e ku ojo meta ,awon you-know nko nbe? e ma rora o.

E jo, awon wo ni "you-know", mo le je ki anybody wa la igi mo mi lori o!!

Sometimes u really av to be blunt and just let dem know u aint just in the mood, and if he/ she get offende (sometimes i'm just relieved-at least i'll get a little breathing space), then i'll apologise after that and if u dont aceept my apologies,

In ma gbage-e o Ijesha, Omo Owa o Ijesha, Omo Eleni ate iika, Omo Eleni Ewele.
In pele o gbogbo eyin Ijesha, Omo Ogedengbe, agbogun gboro, adi pon pon l'oju ogun,
Npele o gbogbo Omo Ujesha, N'ile, L'oko, L'ona Oja, Emi Omo Owa ni Mo mi kin iin o, Aa kere Oko d'ele o!!!

another boring day!

I love to SLEEP!!!!

haba-i aint gay o, but i fit borrow my brother sha.


Kim Kardashian

hug (most def-i aint gay)

Alien

faceless but cute

Can't u read the post?

oncoming

ti

Oridota- i wonder how dull one can be to get such a name

a physics student

Thorn!

Nice one