Fiyinfoluwa20:
Sent the materials to those that dropped their email.

Need a study partner.

Hi Fiyin.
I would love you could send me the materials you have for level one.
My email is ashleyma75@gmail.com
Thanks a lot.

donigspain:
Hello FIRS... This news might interest you.

Actually the assessment of individual taxpayers to tax is not within the jurisdiction of the FIRS. So it wouldn't interest them at all.

goldimx:
Good afternoon,
Pls hu else registered for 6 papers?
I jst re-accessed my portal to confirm my reg for d exam nd i saw only 5 papers thr, bt i cn clearly remembering registering for 6, besides i paid for 6 papers. Anybody wit any info pls reply. I did nt see taxation

You have to send an email to the students affairs department. Luckily they reply quickly. Should be corrected within the coming days.

...or you may just go to their office, even quicker that way.

Esseite:


Insurance is a tax....

"A tax is a mandatory financial charge or some other type of levy imposed upon a taxpayer by a governmental organization in order to fund various public expenditures. A failure to pay, along with evasion of or resistance to taxation, is punishable by law"

If they are in team with the govt, its taxing and no longer optional.

Things would be better if people actually listened. You have several people teaching you stuff, so they can't be all wrong. Why not listen, or better still, look it up.
Contributions to approved pensions, retirement benefits funds are all tax deductible as well as PREMIUM on life policies. 100%. It actually reduces your tax burden and doesn't add to it. There's no crime in learning.

The presidential election takes place tomorrow.
No doubt,there will be major loses and victories.
But there will also be tight battle in some states,
one of which is Lagos state. The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has released the list of Permanent Voter Cards collected for the 2019 general elections with Lagos State topping the list, followed by Kano and Kaduna states, respectively.

According to the list, 5,531,389 people collected PVCs in Lagos State, making it one of the biggest swing States in the election.


So which candidate do u think will win in Lagos state??

The presidential election takes place tomorrow.
No doubt,there will be major loses and victories.
But there will also be tight battle in some states,
one of which is Lagos state. The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has released the list of Permanent Voter Cards collected for the 2019 general elections with Lagos State topping the list, followed by Kano and Kaduna states, respectively.

According to the list, 5,531,389 people collected PVCs in Lagos State, making it one of the biggest swing States in the election.


So which candidate do u think will win in Lagos state??



Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Oam4J, fynestboi, Seun

Daviddson:
Very good. When I saw the hype on Nairaland about the song, I decided to temporarily download it to see the message it was really trying to pass across, only for me to see that it's nonsense.
The main line "Everybody bi criminal" is very inappropriate, and the guy deciding to appear bare-chested is also indecent. He could have appeared that way in other releases without it being tagged wrong, but he should have lived up to his "message" in that song, by being dressed properly. I'm never a fan of Fela's music or lifestyle.

That's where understanding comes in. The song is satirical and not necessarily literal. You can infer that "everybody be criminal " is not literal. It was a representation of the fact that Nigerian security agencies arrest people indiscriminately without investigation, just based on assumptions. SARS officers can carry out an arrest because you LOOK like a criminal not because you did something wrong. That's how satires work. He needn't explain it before you know he is talking about how innocent people get arrested from criminal activities.

Abdomox:
I just checked. Passed all 5.

bro can u paste the result of this number. :20172/303489/p/12345

Abdomox:
I just checked. Passed all 5.

bro can u paste the next page to this one you put up

ashleyma75@gmail.com
obafemi awolowo university
300level

familysms:
I will continue to say this “No admission yet" can't stop sch from mobilizing u. Unless u ve money to waste. Wat matters to Nysc is if u register for jamb at all that's all. No one needs your admission letter. Once u registered for jamb and have a reg number just sit and relax. Kasy has so many accounts deceiving people to patronize his cyber cafe. Don't fall victim.

How certain of this are you,pls?.

lalasticlala mynd44

Sunday, 23rd July 2017 is a day that the inhabitants of Ife and its environs will never forget in years to come, as it left passers-bye devastated.
At exactly 12:15 along Ibadan express road, opposite Moremi Estate in front of Energy filling station, a bus commutting passengers with mechanical devices from Òrè in Ondon State collided with a fuel tank filled with diesel, leaving all commuters dead including the bus driver except one survivor who had been rushed to a nearby hospital.
All efforts to capture the tank driver by crowds proved abortive as he took to his heels immediately the bus was inflames.
According to an eye-witness, he said the passengers cried for help while the bus was ablaze but all means to get some rescued turn futile because the gadgets carried by the bus driver had hooked the exit door, inhibiting passengers from getting out of the bus.
As at the time of reporting this news, one cannot categorically state the number of passengers involved.
lalasticlala mynd44 fynestboi


http://ifeicons..com/2017/07/fatal-accident-in-ife-tanker-and-bus.html

Sunday, 23rd July 2017 is a day that the inhabitants of Ife and its environs will never forget in years to come, as it left passers-bye devastated.

At exactly 12:15 along Ibadan express road, opposite Moremi Estate in front of Energy filling station, a bus commutting passengers with mechanical devices from Òrè in Ondon State collided with a fuel tank filled with diesel, leaving all commuters dead including the bus driver except one survivor who had been rushed to a nearby hospital.

All efforts to capture the tank driver by crowds proved abortive as he took to his heels immediately the bus was inflames.

According to an eye-witness, he said the passengers cried for help while the bus was ablaze but all means to get some rescued turn futile because the gadgets carried by the bus driver had hooked the exit door, inhibiting passengers from getting out of the bus.
As at the time of reporting this news, one cannot categorically state the number of passengers involved.

GambaOsaka:


Mr man... Think before you type. You don't have to advertise your ignorance, we know you are ignorant already, so save yourself the stress.

We , the stake holders of OAU, are out to enlighten the public on the truth because we are part of the system and we don't want the public to be misguided, by ignorant elements like you of course, on the person of Prof. Elujoba and OAU at large.

Never has there been any strong unity between ASUU and NASU as it was in Elujoba's time.

He paid a backlog of unpaid arrears that was just lying in the school's account (waiting to be devoured by thieves).

He actualized the promotion of hundreds of staff memebers, both ASUU and NASU . Promotion that has lingered for several years.

He exposed to staff members some hidden funds that are available for research, staff development etc

He ensured the improved living standards of students. Most times he personally went to dirty toilets in Awo, Fajuyi, and PG halls to supervise the work.

At the end ...... you open your mouth and said you know his family "personally".... ehnnn go use that one collect money from bank... mtshew.

I've never seen a VC leave office and people clamouring for him to stay put and not leave.

Listen to reason,man.
The fact that a person did all these things in his short tenure doesn't in any way exonerate him from the charges.i could perform my duties perfectly and still have dirt in the background,or where u part of the financial management team of the university.
I don't believe he did anything,but that's sentimental,that's left for the court to decide,witch-hunt or not.
I am very sure the man will want to be defended intelligently. And remember,the fact that a Nelson Mandela did all that he did for south Africa,should not mean he is not to appear in court to face charges of misappropriation.A COURT APPEARANCE IS NOT A COURT JUDGEMENT.

kenton:
Elujoba was acting VC for less than two years how much could he possibly have stolen in that time? Akeredolu on the other hand has been a key player in OAU Finance administration. I gained admission into OAU in 2009 she was the Director of Finance then, I graduated in 2014 and left her as the Bursar of the school so she can be held accountable for misappropriation of funds alongside Professor Bamitale Omole which was the former VC, not Professor Anthony Elujoba.

Wow!!.hello to you too....I'm equally tempted to ask,do u actually think it takes years for misappropriation of funds to occur,and are u actually and seriously basing his innocence on his length of time as acting VC?.
I like this man also,but let us use reasonable and intelligent facts to determine his supposed innocence.thanks.

hayfloze:
That's an innocent man right there. A man that didn't allow the school to go on strike for over a year now, he visits and inspects school hostels and projects regularly and without escort being the VC. I pray he wins the case though. Corruption can never leave this country!

Hello..I'm tempted to ask,but do u believe he is innocent because he did those things you listed?,are those your criteria for innocence?

NIGERIA IS BIGGER THAN ONE MAN.


sarrki,where is Buhari?

Cuteamigo1:
honestly I don't know.

Alright.sincerely appreciate your help.

Cuteamigo1:

you are welcome. you can also pay with remita.
I will like to ask, is this relating to mobilisation problem? because I know many people who were mobilized without it. I only did mine because I was instructed by my school to do so.

No,its not.but I'm a bout rounding up my programme and I don't want any issues with Jamb after that,so I'm trying to settle this now.again,do u know if there is a difference between the jamb rejection form and the jamb regularization form??.

Cuteamigo1:

I created a profile with jamb website ( seem to be a requirement for any transaction relating to jamb)
then I loged into my profile and selected jamb regularization
it then asked for jamb registration number after which I was told the cost will be 10,000.
I paid with my atm.
filled the form carefully and printed request slip which I submitted in the vc office.
three weeks later I received a mail from jamb that it was ready and 1000 was again paid for download of the jamb admission letter.

thanks a lot,really appreciated.Before I embark on mine,I want to know if there are other means of payment besides the ATM.if none,will I be directed on how to make payment with the ATM on the jamb site.thanks again.

kaysy:

The bottom line here is that your admission status no longer displays online, maybe u applied for admission rejection then. Anyway go and regularize your admission if you wana be mobilized. meanwhile, drop the JAMB Reg Number let me verifY

so for someone who has done rejection of admission from one institution, what steps must be taken to have the new one uploaded.(FYI,I've tried the jamb office but still nothing has been done).I'll be anticipating your answer,thanks.

Cuteamigo1:

has it been upto three weeks? that's how long it took for mine to be processed.

pls could u spell out the process you took to get yours done??.it would be really appreciated.
I had my admission rejection for a first institution done.but the uploading of the new one is a problem.it keeps reading 'no qdmsiion given yet'.

more pictures...

This morning, crisis broke out in Idi Oro, Mushin as rival youth gangs engaged themselves in a fight burning shops and looting stalls. Angry youths were reported to have invaded Alamutu Street, Idi Oro, from Akala Elegba looting shops and setting them ablaze early this morning.
The Rapid Response Squad has since moved into the area to restore peace...

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/04/photos-from-crisis-in-idi-oro-mushin-as.html?m=1

check below...
lalasticlala mynd44 Oam4J fynestboi

Tuface’s decision to lead a protest to register the dissatisfaction of Nigerians with the performance of the incumbent administration and to reiterate the value of government’s responsibility to the people was his finest moment as a citizen and artiste. But it is also now, with his Jammeh-like volte-face, his worst moment.
His transformation into a champion of democratic values and voice of the masses brought him added stardom and value. His retreat has turned him into a revolutionary manqué. He deserves our understanding and sympathy.
When on 24th January Tuface (Innocent Dibia) announced that he was going to lead, under the umbrella of the Tuface Foundation, a mass protest against the economic policies of the Buhari government, he immediately attracted public interest. A multiple award-winning musician, a naturally talented stage performer and author of at least two evergreen songs: “My African Queen” and “If Love is a Crime”, TuBaba, as he is also known, sounded like he was moving from art to politics, and seemed ready to answer to the true calling of the artist as the conscience of the people.
Artists and creative persons have always led protests and lent their voices to progressive causes. That much is the case in the United States at the moment, where artistes have raised their voices and joined protests to remind the “insurgent in the White House” that America is a land of freedom, democracy and justice and not bigotry and tyranny. Here at home, Fela, and his cousin, the Nobel Laureate Wole Soyinka, Chinua Achebe and others as well, have shown the power of creativity and stardom as a veritable vehicle for social change and justice. Artists and their art, and their movement from stage, or the printed page, to the public arena of action have always saved humanity, by humanizing man. This has been the case from Sophocles, all through time and history to Olanrewaju Adepoju, Beyonce and Kanye West.
But activism comes with a price. Tuface obviously didn’t bargain for that. He received enormous support. His announcement of the February 5, later February 6 protest energized the angry, frustrated Nigerian base, and drew our unrelenting “children of anger” back into an overdrive on social media. The international community also became interested, waiting to see the effect of a protest driven by star-power in Nigeria. It was coincidentally a season of protests across the world: in the Gambia, there had been protests against Yahyah Jammeh with a positive outcome, in the US, the UK and elsewhere, Donald Trump’s travel ban on seven Muslim-majority countries and his misogyny led to protests on both counts, and in the case of the former, a Federal judge has given a ruling that has resulted in the suspension of the ban. In Cameroon, concerned citizens are protesting over discrimination against English-speaking Cameroonians. In Romania, a sea of protesting citizens has just had its way. There is all around the world, right now, a resurgence and affirmation of people power, be it Brexit or left-wing activism in Europe. Individuals and groups lead such moments in history- what makes them different is the fire in their bellies and their readiness to command the revolution, at great personal risk.
It looked initially as if Tuface had that burning fire in his belly, but he couldn’t make that leap between self-preservation and the risks of rebellion. He had appeared on television. He spoke confidently about the need for real change in Nigeria. He encouraged Nigerians to come out en masse to support the movement. He even announced the colour and dress code of the protest. His wife stood by him and she, too, talked about her husband’s convictions about national progress and good governance. Each time Tuface appeared in the media, during those five minutes in the sun, he looked bright and determined. But everything changed late Saturday evening. The recorded video of Tuface’s volte-face, announcing the cancellation of the Feb. 6 protest showed him looking dispirited, broken, ashen, as if he had been shaken up and chastised. He looked unsettled with his scraggy, uncombed beard. It is not difficult to know when a man’s balls have been squeezed.
Tuface actually deserves our sympathy. He must have gone through a lot of pressures that broke his spirit. His capitulation makes us appreciate even better the heroism of those who always stood up to dictatorships. His example is indeed a great lesson…And I mean that positively for the fact that…Despite the massive support that he received, he also received a lot of discouragement. An old ally of his, some guy appropriately called Blackface was one of the first persons to blacken the idea of the protest. Some Nollywood, belle-forever-face-front-chop-money-money-finish-carry-go characters also opposed Tuface. Some musicians too, although in the long run, Tuface was able to mobilise the support of every section of the Nigerian community at home and in diaspora. By Saturday when he poured cold ice on the whole thing, the protest had even grown beyond him, much larger, with others seizing the initiative and turning what he had thought would be a small show into a nationwide and diaspora event. At that point, Tuface was no longer the singer of sultry songs, but the symbol of a rebellion. The enormity of that potential must have frightened him. He didn’t have the courage to see it through. Leadership is about courage. A coward can never lead a rebellion.
But we should struggle to understand his situation. He was accused of having seven children from three women, which is an absolutely stupid point. An artist does not have to be a saint. We relate to their art and their engagements with society on the basis of the positive value that they bring forth. It is also possible that Tuface received pressures from his multiple in-laws, and even the Baby Mamas defending their stakes in his life. The official wife must have been accused of trying to encourage him to get into trouble so he could get killed and she alone can sit on his estate. The Baby Mamas and all the in-laws must have called to remind him that his children are still very young and he needs to be alive to be their father and so he should think twice before going to use his chest to stop Nigeria Police bullets. Family members, to whom he is obviously a breadwinner, must have advised him to stay with his singing and dancing and not get involved in politics. They would remind him how Fela’s mum got killed and how Fela’s house was razed down, and how every artist who dared the Nigerian government ended up in exile or in prison or with a strange motor accident.
The Nigerian government was of course unhappy with the planned protest, and the idea of it created enormous confusion in Abuja and Aso Rock. While the office of the Acting President spoke about the right to protest and the government not having anything against the expression of fundamental human rights, the Office of the President on vacation made it very clear that the would-be protesters are enemies of the government of the day and sore losers. Those two seemingly contradictory impressions from Aso Rock can only point to one thing: high-level intrigue within. That is probably why the Nigeria Police kept shuffling: we don’t approve of the protest, we do, we don’t, we beg. The timing says it all also. With the President out of the country, and the plan of the protesters to welcome him with a Trump-like protest from Abuja, to Lagos, Port Harcourt, Uyo and Akure, and in parts of the Western world, the damage would have been incalculable. And Tuface would have been held responsible for leading the sabotage. No Nigerian government since 1999 has benefitted from any mass protest. The anti-third term protest hobbled the Obasanjo government. The Jonathan government never recovered from the pro-fuel subsidy protests of January 2012. Tuface and his planned protest had set the stage for a similar prospect for the Buhari government.
What Tuface imagined was a clean-hearted civil action would have resulted in absolute panic, with some informal voices in and around government doing dangerous analysis on ethnic and religious grounds. Reckless hypotheses such as the following: (a) “so, as Baba hand over this thing to Osinbajo so, the only thing his Christian brothers think they should do is to organize a protest in Baba’s absence?” (b) “You don hear say Osinbajo’s office say people have right to protest? So, Baba cannot even travel on vacation again. Walahi, these Yoruba people cannot be trusted.” (c) What are these security people doing? If they are loyal to Baba, by now they should have invited that Tuface, and ask him about the two SUVs that Akpabio gave him and his wife when they got married. They should show him strong evidence that the SUVs were bought with Akwa Ibom state government money and he should pay back the money or get ready to be sued for being an accomplice in a case of diversion of public funds. (d) Or you could have some people affirming the narrative that was put out by the APC and friends of the government of the day viz: “this is the PDP at work. Tuface must be an agent of PDP. Why are our own APC people sleeping? Baba no dey around, they want to pull down the country. So, Tuface is now working with Ayo Fayose of Ekiti, to embarrass Baba? This Osinbajo, can we trust him?”
By pulling the trigger at this time, Tuface simply put a lot of people under pressure and placed their jobs and loyalty at risk -no doubt about it, they must have come after him with a sledgehammer to stop and discourage him. Clear evidence: a counter-revolutionary #IstandwithBuhari protest has already been announced to last for two days. The Tuface revolution that has been abandoned by its main motivator teaches us more lessons about the dynamics of power in Nigeria and the temperament of the resident power elite. Will the protest now take place on February 6, without Tuface? Or will everyone hold fire and down their tools of anger? What is certain, however, is that Tuface is likely to sit at home tomorrow with Anne, his temptingly pretty wife by his side, watching the latest episode of Big Brother Naija on TV, with chicken and salad before him, and a bottle of wine, and one of his hands, innocently setting the stage for the amorous prelude for child number eight. With his wife telling him: “don’t worry yourself dear, Nigeria is not worth dying for. Who wan die make e go die. You have tried your best, my darling husband!”.
That is how many would-be heroes become anti-heroes, and their dreams die a-borning. If the protests go ahead on February 6 as many are threatening, nonetheless, Tuface would lose a lot. If it doesn’t go ahead, he would still lose. The torch of protest that he has lit may not burn on the streets of Nigeria; it is burning already in the minds of the people. He may have chickened out, but he has already achieved the goal of his initial plan. He has by lending his star power to an anti-Buhari protest, expanded the population of angry Nigerians. He has given voice to their anger and fears. His withdrawal from action will not excuse him. Whatever anyone tells him, in the long run, he would still be punished for his bravery and cowardice on both counts. He should not be surprised if for the next few months, he doesn’t get invited to any concert, or performance contract, or if he gets to perform anywhere, he could be booed off the stage. He should not be surprised if his phones stop ringing, or if it rings at all, he could be told: “call me on what’s app I beg, I don’t know if they are monitoring your calls.”
Let no one blame Tuface. His stage name Tuface is the name of Janus: the two-face Greek god, who looks in two directions. When it mattered most in his career, Tuface Idibia answered the call of his name!


lalasticlala mynd44 Oam4J fynestboi

Comedian, Seyi Law is not backing out of the planned protest scheduled for tomorrow despite the cancellation announced by 2face Idibia a few hours ago.
Seyi Law says, 'I am giving Nigerians the assurance that I will be at the stadium tomorrow. We have a right to our protest. I absolutely understand 2baba, but I am not backing out'. See more of his tweets after the cut...


lalasticlala mynd44 Oam4J

The former Minister is not here for any troll at all. All these disrespectful people on social media..


lalasticlala mynd44 Oam4j

Two graduating students of the University of Lagos have also recorded 5 . 00 Cumulative Grade Point Average ( CGPA) in 2015 /2016 academic session , just like Ayodele Dada recorded same feat in the previous year.
Prof . Rahamon Bello, the Vice-Chancellor ( V - C) of the institution , who gave the hint during the 2016 / 2017 matriculation on Friday, named the two students as : Miss Taiwo Bankole and Miss Ajoke Omotuyi .
The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the V - C had, during the 2014 / 2015 convocation , had described 5 . 00 CGPA as ‘ a perfect score ’ .
According to Bello, both students are from the Department of Cell Biology and Genetics , Faculty of Science and the Department of Systems Engineering , Faculty of Engineering, respectively .
“ Both students , females , had also posted a ` perfect score’ of 5 . 00 CGPA, thus matching the record set by Dada in 2014 /2015 academic session , ’’ he said .
The V - C stressed that such feats were achievable by a dint of hard work and not a myth .
“ All it requires is to be focused, disciplined and consistent , ’’ Bello said .
Giving a breakdown of the number of the matriculating students , the V - C said that 7 , 882 students , representing 18 . 69 per cent , met the admissions criteria after a thorough screening .
He explained that 38 , 140 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination ( UTME ) applicants and 4 , 310 direct entries , totaling 42 , 440 applicants, began the selection process .
He said that out of the figure, 25 , 883 candidates scored 200 and above at the UTME .
Accordingly , 19 , 732 presented themselves for screening .
“ Those offered provisional admissions were 6 , 506 in the UTME category and 2 , 238 in the direct entry category , totaling 8 , 744 .
“ Today , after a thorough screening exercise , there are 7 , 882 of you , representing 18 . 69 per cent of the total number of applicants ( UTME and Direct) , who have fully scaled the registration procedure .
“ You will from this day , become bona- fide students of the University of Lagos , ’’ Bello said .
He told the matriculating students that gaining admission into the 54 -year - old institution was not only noble , but also glorious .
The V - C added that completing the matriculation process was not the end of their journey to obtain tertiary education .
“ It is the first step of a journey that will determine your future .
“ It, therefore , requires you all to be determined , diligent , focus and resilient .
“ You must show the zeal to acquire academic excellence for which this university is reputed.
“ Shun cultism , indecent and immoral behaviours and other vices that can
mar or abruptly end your sojourn here ; as all forms of misconduct and misbehaviours will not be condoned , ’’ Bello warned .
He urged the students to work hard to distinguish themselves in their academics as the university had a motivational package for scholars


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