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And where is the village now?

He has already FAILED!!!

Lets stop the fear fear and follow the right way

spays: Mtcheeeeeeeeew

You can hate me, but you can't dispute the fact...

Ebola and Muslims

If it's true Ebola is caused by the following:

Eating bats,
Eating monkeys,
Chimpanzees,
Eating bush meats,
Eating carcasses, cadavers or morts,
Mammals such as:
Lemurs, Bushbabies, Tarsiers, Marmosets and all animals with hands-like feet with forward-facing eyes, as well as eating human flesh,

Or is caused by dirtiness, contamination. Impurity and foulness, then listen to this:

Allah has strongly forbidden the Muslims since 1500 years ago from eating all the mentioned above primate animal and birds meats!

Allah has strongly commanded us since 1500  years ago to slaughter all animals and birds, and to allow the blood to completely drain and then cook, roast or fry them properly before we eat them!

Allah has strongly forbidden us since 1500 years ago to eat carcasses, morts and cadavers! (Qur'an: 2: 173; 5: 3; 16: 115)

Allah has since 1500 years ago commanded us to wash our hands everyday 30 times each at five different intervals during the day and night times! (Qur'an: 5: 6)

Allah has commanded us since 1500 years ago to wash our feets everyday 15 times each at five different intervals during the day and night times! (Qur'an: 5: 6)

Allah has commanded us since1500 years ago to wash and bath our bodies whenever we meet our spouses! (Qur'an: 4: 43; 5: 6)

Our Prophet has commanded us since 1500 years ago to atleast take bath once a week regardless of the circumstances! (Bukhari and muslim)

Islam has commanded us since 1500 years ago to wash our hands before and after eating!

Islam has commanded us since 1500 years ago to brush our teeth atleast 5 times daily!

Islam has commanded us since 1500 years ago to wash our private parts whenever we ease ourselves and wash our hands immediately!

Islam has commanded us since 1500 years ago to clean our clothes every time before going to masjid for prayers! (Qur'an: 7: 31)

At the end, Allah has made cleanliness as one of the obligatory conditions of good faith!

With these favours from Allah since 1500 years ago, Ebola or Marburg virus cannot have any adverse effect on the Muslims' lives, inshaAllah!

Tha Messenger of Allah said, " Preserve the laws of Allah and He'll preserve you"!

May Allah Guard us against all tribulations!

Ebola and Muslims

If it's true Ebola is caused by the following:

Eating bats,
Eating monkeys,
Chimpanzees,
Eating bush meats,
Eating carcasses, cadavers or morts,
Mammals such as:
Lemurs, Bushbabies, Tarsiers, Marmosets and all animals with hands-like feet with forward-facing eyes, as well as eating human flesh,

Or is caused by dirtiness, contamination. Impurity and foulness, then listen to this:

Allah has strongly forbidden the Muslims since 1500 years ago from eating all the mentioned above primate animal and birds meats!

Allah has strongly commanded us since 1500  years ago to slaughter all animals and birds, and to allow the blood to completely drain and then cook, roast or fry them properly before we eat them!

Allah has strongly forbidden us since 1500 years ago to eat carcasses, morts and cadavers! (Qur'an: 2: 173; 5: 3; 16: 115)

Allah has since 1500 years ago commanded us to wash our hands everyday 30 times each at five different intervals during the day and night times! (Qur'an: 5: 6)

Allah has commanded us since 1500 years ago to wash our feets everyday 15 times each at five different intervals during the day and night times! (Qur'an: 5: 6)

Allah has commanded us since1500 years ago to wash and bath our bodies whenever we meet our spouses! (Qur'an: 4: 43; 5: 6)

Our Prophet has commanded us since 1500 years ago to atleast take bath once a week regardless of the circumstances! (Bukhari and muslim)

Islam has commanded us since 1500 years ago to wash our hands before and after eating!

Islam has commanded us since 1500 years ago to brush our teeth atleast 5 times daily!

Islam has commanded us since 1500 years ago to wash our private parts whenever we ease ourselves and wash our hands immediately!

Islam has commanded us since 1500 years ago to clean our clothes every time before going to masjid for prayers! (Qur'an: 7: 31)

At the end, Allah has made cleanliness as one of the obligatory conditions of good faith!

With these favours from Allah since 1500 years ago, Ebola or Marburg virus cannot have any adverse effect on the Muslims' lives, inshaAllah!

Tha Messenger of Allah said, " Preserve the laws of Allah and He'll preserve you"!

May Allah Guard us against all tribulations!

maclatunji: Op, are you lamenting, whining or advising?

This your write-up be as e get.

your comments are always criticisms, why dont you bring up your own write-up?

12 Points For Husbands To Note

1. The husband that wins all arguments with his
wife is not wise either, the home is not a tyrant's
kingdom.

2. The husband that uses sex as a means of
punishment lacks wisdom.

3. The husband who emotionally blackmail his
educated wife so that she doesnt progress in her
career is a sellfish fool.

4. A man who never takes responsibility when he
is wrong needs help.
He always waits for the wife to apologize & never
initiates reconciliation. He walks into the house
haughty & ignores the wife while he jokes with
every other person making her to feel invisible &
not wanted.

5. Most men don't do partnership in marriage.
They are control freaks. Some even hate the
woman thinking & making decisions regarding her
career even when his opinion is strongly sort. Its
bad.

6. Even if she practically worships the ground he
walks on, a man will still protest to the tiny little
things she may request. Stingy.

7. A woman may even go against her whole
family to be married to the man she loves, but
the slightest opportunity he gets he wouldnot
hesistate to betray her. Thats not good at all.

8. Within 5yrs of marriage even the man will not
look the same as he was prior to marriage. He
does nothing to shed the evolving pot belly. He
goes to the bed in that same skin( sweaty &
sticky) he spent the whole day with without
bathing again & & then shamelessly approaches
you for some intimacy with his mouth smelling of
garlic.

9. If every night he is "in the mood" despite all
that you go through from the moment the alarm
sounds, he must be a joker, a terrible comedian.
10. If his phone suddenly becomes more
important than you, be rest assured he is upto
something fishy, dont be silly wake up !
11. On the contrary, the man is the one who
behaves like a child. when he has so much free
time , he will use it to destroy your relationship.
Bad idea.

12. Indeed, while he does nothing to wow you
back. He doesn't even dress at least once a
month just for you. She is the only one who
needs to be creative to keep him while he sits
back & enjoy all the booty & does nothing to
keep you coz he is the last man alive abi? Let the
girlfriend come into the house & lets see if she
remains as girly as she is proclaimed to be now !

Registration still on...

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1. The husband that wins all arguments with his wife is not wise either, the home is not a tyrant's kingdom.

2. The husband that uses sex as a means of punishment lacks wisdom.

3. The husband who emotionally blackmail his educated wife so that she doesnt progress in her career is a sellfish fool.

4. A man who never takes responsibility when he is wrong needs help.
He always waits for the wife to apologize & never initiates reconciliation. He walks into the house haughty & ignores the wife while he jokes with every other person making her to feel invisible & not wanted.

5. Most men don't do partnership in marriage. They are control freaks. Some even hate the woman thinking & making decisions regarding her career even when his opinion is strongly sort. Its bad.

6. Even if she practically worships the ground he walks on, a man will still protest to the tiny little things she may request. Stingy.

7. A woman may even go against her whole family to be married to the man she loves, but the slightest opportunity he gets he wouldnot hesistate to betray her. Thats not good at all.

8. Within 5yrs of marriage even the man will not look the same as he was prior to marriage. He does nothing to shed the evolving pot belly. He goes to the bed in that same skin( sweaty & sticky) he spent the whole day with without bathing again & & then shamelessly approaches you for some intimacy with his mouth smelling of garlic.

9. If every night he is "in the mood" despite all that you go through from the moment the alarm sounds, he must be a joker, a terrible comedian.

10. If his phone suddenly becomes more important than you, be rest assured he is upto something fishy, dont be stupid wake up !

11. On the contrary, the man is the one who behaves like a child. when he has so much free time , he will use it to destroy your relationship. Bad idea.

12. Indeed, while he does nothing to wow you back. He doesn't even dress at least once a month just for you. She is the only one who needs to be creative to keep him while he sits back & enjoy all the booty & does nothing to keep you coz he is the last man alive abi? Let the girlfriend come into the house & lets see if she remains as girly as she is proclaimed to be now !

TheBigUrban2: What about the responsibilities of the husband?

I will soon post them

By the time She starts getting old at her Father's home, she will start playing "Easiest to Get"

With or Without Strike, they are slow in Action

12 Points For Wives To Note
======================

1. The wife that wins all arguments with her husband is not wise. The home is not a law court.

2. The wife that uses sex as a weapon in the home - placing embargo, going to bed in jeans shorts and trousers - lacks wisdom.

3. The wife that uses the modern trends and laws of "women's rights" to insult or ridicule her husband simply makes a fool of herself.

4. A woman that makes her home devoid of peace through bickering, nagging and quarrels needs help.
A man should be eager to run away from office to be at home, for that should be the safest and coziest place on earth for him.

5. Modern-day equality in marriage does not mean competition. It simply means partnership. Taking advantage of such equality to turn around and become the de facto head of the home and oppress the man is tantamount to playing with fire. If you
destroy your home, soon you will be the boss of an empty home.

6. A wise wife makes the man feel so good that he assumes that he is the head. Once he gets that feeling, the woman gently wields her power and the head actually turns to wherever the neck wants without a protest.

7. A wife that does not pull herself away from friends' influence and advice or even from the control of her mother and father will have herself to blame.

8. When a man is looking for a wife, he bypasses women of different shapes and sizes to choose a wife. But soon after childbirth, many women hide under the excuse of childbirth to let go of themselves.

Many stop bothering about their looks, shape, dressing, etc. Within 5 years of marriage, people start wondering if the wife is the man's aunt, even though she is 7 years. younger. Her defence is that if he truly loves her, he should love her the way she is.

But when looking for a wife, he saw people like the present YOU and ignored them and settled for the former YOU. Today, you go to bed smelling of onions and ogiri. You go to bed wearing grandmothers' clothes. Why are you playing with your marriage? Love is not about looks - we know. But looks enhance love and marriage. There is a difference between someone disfiguring herself and the person being disfigured by an accident. Please don't be complacent. As hard as it may be, work on looking like you were when he first saw you and began the chase.

9. If every night you are tired, sleepy, sore, down with headache or fever, "not in the mood," you are a joker, a serious comedian!

10. If your children suddenly become more important to you than your husband, you need prayers.

11. If you assume that as the woman, only you need to be pampered and fussed over while the man is a stone that has no emotions, you need to be pitied.

12. A woman that has the mind of a wife does not excite her husband. Wives are usually complacent and presumptuous. A wife must strive to have the mind of a girlfriend. A girlfriend is always nicer, sweeter, more loving and always thinking of ways to wow her sweetheart; a girlfriend does not try to win all arguments, does not call the man a "useless man", is not careless about her looks or dressing, always smiles and laughs with the man, sends the man sweet messages and calls, etc.
Are you your husband's girlfriend in word and in deed?

Now That you have read this, please SHARE to educate others.
They need to read it too, don't be selfish.

hopelink1: it is not Mr , it is Mrs EBOLA

ok Mrs Hope

Weselion: Does the quran not say that non Muslims should be killed?

Can you pls quote where Quran says that?
Is BH killing only non-muslims?
Are they carrying their attacks in mostly non-muslim states?

DIFFERENCE BTW BOKO HARAM AND ISLAM

1. BH kidnapped girls and forced them to change their religion. Islam says: “Let there be no compulsion in religion...” (Qur’an 2:256).

2. BH have forcefully married off girls. Islam says: "Do not inherit women against their will" (Qur’an 4:19).

3. BH are aggressive towards those who do not follow their beliefs. Islam says: “IF IT HAD BEEN YOUR LORD’S WILL, all of the people on Earth would have believed [in one religion]…” (Quran 10:99).

4. BH have murdered thousands of Muslims and Christians alike in cold blood. Islam says: “…if any one slew a person-unless it b4 murder or for spreading mischief in the land-it would be as if he slew the whole people: and if anyone saved a life, it would be as if he saved the life of the whole people.” (Quran 5:32).

5. BH use the cover of Islam to commit their mayhem and claim they are doing God’s work. Islam says:"…… BUT DO NOT TRANSGRESS LIMITS; FOR GOD LOVETH NOT TRANSGRESSORS (Qur’an 2:190).

6. BH believe once you are not with them you are an enemy to them. Islam says: “O mankind! We created you from a single (pair) of a male and a female, and made you into nations and tribes, that ye may know each other (not that ye may despise (each other) …” (Quran49:13).

7. BH have unleashed tyranny and indecency in the land. Islam says: God commands justice and doing good and giving to relatives. And He forbids indecency and doing wrong and tyranny... (Quran 16:90).

Despite all their false claims its clear, for those who wish to see, that the BH do not represent Islam because they are clearly acting against it!

Boko Haram Are Not Muslims..

Dear Ebola, please we are still trying to survive:

1. Cancer
2. Strikes
3. Corrupt politicians
4. HIV
5. Bokoharams
6. Kidnapping
7. PHCN
8. Unemployments
9. 419 Aka Yahoo Yahoo
10. Baby factory.... etc

As you can see, we already have enough Ebola problems, that has had no cure, since independence. So adding yourself after number 10, it will be as late Fela said, double Wahala for dead body.

Thanks.....

To be written from 9th August

Buhari Attack: Arrested Cross-Dresser Sings That Asari Dokubo Paid Them To Kill Buhari

We have received reports that the clearly homoséxual cross-dresser "suspect" arrested at the site of the bomb explosion on Maj. General Buhari's life at Kawo market in Kaduna, has said that Asari Dokubo, the Niger Delta terrorizing leader paid N1 million each to five members of the assassination squad to kill the General.

A clearly homoséxual man dressed as a woman was arrested shortly after the attempt on Buhari's life in the vicinity of the explosion; and was linked to the assassination attempt, according to the DSS.

A suicide bomber driving a Toyota Sienna chased and rammed into the General's car and set off an explosion that injured three aides and killed over 80 at the market close by.

However the reality of the story as is most obvious is that the homosexual cross-dresser suspect arrested likely had no connection to the Buhari bombing. Remember the suicide bomber chased the Buhari convoy for a considerable distance before getting close enough to detonate his bombs at the market.

It is improbable and frankly impossible for the suicide bomber to have remained unscathed (1), been a cross-dresser homosexual (2) at the same time and been caught by the hopeless Nigerian security services at the scene of the crime (3). That is three impossibilities of equal weight...

The suicide bomber was definitely blown to bits when the car exploded killing dozens in the vicinity; was not gay and was not successfully caught by our barely existent security men.

The Nigerian security men simply picked up a cross-dresser queer individual and claimed this was the suspect and later that he was even the master-mind, to pretend some efficiency and wash-away the case.

After beating the gajeezeez out of the cross- dresser, he is singing the songs that come to his mind -- that 'Asari Dokubo sponsored five of them with 1 million naira a piece them to kill ex-head of state, General Buhari.'

With the ‘rubbish’ being advertised in this investigation, the APC has described the handling of terror and insurgency in Nigeria as clearly beyond the capacity of the Jonathan government and called on an urgent international investigation of the assassination attempt.

Quoting their statement:
“Could the person who drove the vehicle that was rammed into the General’s convoy have survived the explosion that was triggered by that action? Could the innocent passers-by who died in the blast not have been arrested and paraded as the ‘suspected masterminds’ if they had survived the blast? Clearly, the arrest of the pervert and his sickening description as a ‘suspected mastermind’ have kick-started the process of muddling the waters, as is usually the case with such high-profile cases.

“This is why an urgent international inquiry into the attack is desirable and imperative, and anyone who is committed to an impartial probe of the attack on the opposition leader should embrace our call.”

Media commentators were a bit pleasantly surprised that the usually doubting Asari Dokubo immediately tweeted that he believed the assassination; and explained that he saw it as a plan by elements to cause chaos in Nigeria to enable a military take-over. Assuming he is not the prime suspect spilling the beans, this is evidently some progress in people’s attitudes in Nigeria.

Nigeria is in perilous times.

Dr. Peregrino Brimah

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The deportation and registration of Nigerians started from Lagos which left the Easterners as mostly the victims but the F.G didn't stop it.

Then the drama continues from the East by some states which left the Northerners as the sole victims and the F.G kept mute again.

But when the Northerners issue their own ultimatum by sending a bill through their state house of assembly for registering the southerners which i know the Easterners are the main Target then F.G gave a strong warning to
all states to stop it.

The truth is that those that are busy hating people from other region without any reason and even calling for disintegration should put in mind that they have their brothers, sisters, fathers, mothers e.t.c that are living comfortably and happily in those respective region that they hate.

HRH Muhammad Sanusi lamido ll is at it again!!!!!!!

The new KANO state Emir and former CBN Gov HRH Sanusi Lamido Sanusi Had broken a record!!!

He gathered all his palace workers inwhich he asked them ...........

• Has any of you ever attended Hajj pilgrimage? ??

•Anwers, all of them replied NOOOOOOO!!!!

He now urged them to choose 60 people among them to attend Hajj and 30 people for umrah this year.

This is not all...
Any worker receiving #10,000 is now entitled to #30,000 and those receiving #20,000 is entitled to #60,000 respectively.

Listen more!

Henceforth, he banned the removing of Shoes upon entering his palace except where its strickly instructed by GOD almighty to remove the shoe. E.g Palace, mosque

To God be the glory.

This is change we need in every leadership in any ramifications not abstract and singing all over about TRANSFORMATION Agenda without physical performance.

God knows he is a leader to save humanity that is why GEJ Could not succeed in his futile mission against him.

Long live SLS
Long live KANO state
Long live good people of Nigeria

its good that you have shown your colour now. Bad Choice...

suna linzami ne

MaashaAllah! Alhamdulillah!!!

When Islam prohibits something, it's always unhealthy.
For example;
» Alcohol - Liver cirrhosis (Liver Problems)

» Pig meat (Pork) - Daiyosi and other body problems.

» Fornication, Adultery & Sodomy - Sex related diseases like AIDS and others

» Cigarette - Lung cancer and waste of resources & public disturbance.

» Social vices like Stealing, armed robbery, backbiting, slandering, lying, killing innocent souls, gambling etc - lot of calamities from this world & hereafter and lack rest of mind & peace which can lead to Hypertension.

» Ignorance - confusion and lack of rest of mind.

» Intolerance - Fighting with anybody & Lack of peace.

» Anything Islam says NO has negative consequences in our lives.

All of these prohibitions came for the past 1400 years and our present scientists have seen these evidences.

~ Alhamdulillahi for the light of Islam!!!

May Allah (SWT) continue to house our hearts, thought, vision, hearing and all our affairs within His order and May He refrain us from whatever He said NO till our last breath.
Ameen

A boy said to his father: "I saw a girl and I want to marry her.
She is so beautiful and she has gorgeous eyes. The father answered his son: of course son, let’s ask for her hand in marriage."

When the father saw the girl, he admired her beauty and he told his son: "You don’t deserve this girl, she needs someone who has experience in life and she can depend on, someone like me."

The boy was surprised by the attitude of his father and he told him: "She will marry me, not you”.
They started to fight and finally they decided both to go to the police station to solve their problem.

When they tell their story to the police officer, he told them: "bring the girl so we can ask her about her opinion about this." When the officer saw the beauty of the girl he said to the boy and his father: "you both don’t deserve her, she needs someone who has prestige like me."

The 3 men started a fight and decided to go to the minister to solve their problem. When the minister saw the girl, he said: "She deserves to be married with a minister like me".

The prince heard about their problem and call them all to help them solve it, but when he saw the girl he said : "This girl will marry me".
All the 5 men started to fight.

Finally, the girl said, "I have the solution! I will start to run and whoever catches me first, he will be my husband”.

When she started to run, the boy, his father, the police officer, the minister and the prince started to run to catch her. Suddenly the 5 men fell into a deep hole.

The girl looked to them from the top and she said “did you know who am I?”
I am the temporal world!!
People want to run to catch me, they are racing to have me. By doing that, they forget their God, until they end up in their grave and won’t have me....!

Moral lesson...
Don't forget God because He didn't forget to wake you up today .

I Pray As You Read and Type ''Amen'' To this Prayer, God in his infinite Mercy would protect Us From Every Spirit Of The Temporal world.

No More Badluck!!!!

Does he really want to GO AND DIE