₦airaland Forum

dancruz:
Rest In Peace Monsignor. Proud to have been baptized by you.

Wow, Thats Lovely. You Are Blessed My Brother.

treesun:
https://dailytrust.com/blackout-in-north-bag-of-rice-hits-n160k-in-gombe/

Chaiiii, So Bad. look At The Way They Are Dealing With Peter OBI In The North.
They Are Teaching Obi Political Lesson In The North ooo.

oyatz:
In the 1980s, guys like Papi Ebuka would spend the contributed NEPA bill and would give excuses for not producing the receipts for payments until the following week when NEPA officials would come to disconnect the power supply and cart away the wire, throwing the whole house into darkness. Then fight would start and everybody would start complaining against Papi Ebuka especially when they return home after a hard day at work , to sleep in mosquito infested rooms in darkness.

When NEPA restore light to the street ,with neighbours shouting up NEPA, but this house still in darkness, some younger co-tenants would become restless and start cursing Papi Ebuka. The following morning, Papi Ebuka would go to Nonso or Baba Muri's Shop to borrow #500 to pay the NEPA bill.
After this payment, NEPA would request for #50 reconnection fees (which was a huge amount of money in 1988) but the tenants would start arguing that it is Papi Ebuka that should pay but the guy man would turn a deaf ear and this may make angry and rude co-tenant like Ismaila or Broda Mike, to want to fight Papi Ebuka.


And tenants from the surrounding buildings would come to the compound to settle quarrel.

In the process, Chief Sylvester who lives opposite the house but has two shops at Idumota , may offer to pay the #50 reconnection fees.

The following week, while Papi Ebuka is yet to return from his chemist shop, Chief Sylvester would be making gestures at Mama Ebuka and trying to convince her, on how he could take better care of her than Papi Ebuka.Because there wasn't Hand phones then, these kinds of discussions were often done physically but in the process, Iya Amina ,the operate grinding machine at the next house would see the Chief talking with bedroom voice with Mama Ebuka a cross the road and boom, she would leave her house which doubled as her shop to trek 30 mins to Papi Ebuka's chemist shop to gossip with him about the brewing illicit relationship between Chief Sylvester and Mama Ebuka.

Papi Ebuka, would thank Iya Amina. Who would sit down to relax and used the opportunity to explain her backache medical conditions to Chemist Papi Ebuka. Then ,Papi Ebuka would say that 'this na serious condition o,but I fit give you ogbonge injection for inner room to cure it one time' and encourage Iya Amina to enter the inner cubicle in his Chemist shop which also doubles as his 'injection room'

As soon Iya Amina enter the inner cubicle, remove her wrapper to take the injection, the Devil would come into the play and one thing would lead to another, such that Papi Ebuka's diick would mistakenly enter the Pussy of Iya Amina ,in the inner cubicle. After 5mins, both would come out with Iya Aminat frowning her face as if unhappy about the 'mistake' that just happened but Papi Ebuka would console her , offer her a bottle of chilled 7-up or Mirinda with #20 to use as transport fare back home. And at that time ,i was a small boy sent on errand by Uncle Timo Shenko to buy amala at the junctiin and branch at Papi Ebuka's chemist to buy Tetracycline (commonly used to treat diarrhoea in those days), i was waiting at the counter for Papi Ebuka to come out and sell medicinesfor me ,when my preying eyes saw the two of them coming out from the inner cubicle in awkard positions.
Papi Ebuka would offer me 'condensed' which was a kind of home made ice cream tied in small bulbs of transparent nylon bags,in subtled attempts to bribe me because he knew that I saw what just transpired . He would also tell me that he has just bought a new football for Ebuka(his son who is my play and primary school classmate) and that I should be coming more frequently to their compound to play football. And this subtle bribes often worked because I wouldn't disclose the matter to anyone until over 30 years later, by which time the viscitudes of life has made me to understands that sometimes, shit happens amd what happens in Vegas ,still in Vegas.



...This was a typical 'trenches life' of Lagos in the 1980s.

Hahahahahahaha

SensualMan:
So u former/repented APC stalwarts didn't really benefit anything from the former government u supported? Karma must have humbled u into a single room face me I face u to share one prepaid with four families. Same for all who at a point supported evil. Karma will come back knocking to humble u.

Hahahahaha.
So You Still Remember Her. She Was A Notorious apchit Zombie Back In Those Jonathan Days. She Constituted Lots Of Nuisance On Nairaland Then Despite Numerous Warnings That apc Are Evil.
Apc Has Really dealt With Her Sha, She Don Het Sense By force.

All The ldl0ts Here Lamenting Against POS Operators And Criticizing Them. Dont Worry Your Dreams Will Soon Materialize. The POS Business Will Soon Die Off With Stvpid Policies Of This Vseless GOvernment. By Then I Guess You Fuuls Will Be Happy. The Banks Will Show You People Pepper By Then.

May Gazzuzz Soul Rest In Perfect Peace, Amen.

Skydivine:
That is the way it should be. It shows the people offering the food that you have some self respect and not hungry to the extent of rushing for free food.
They should insist a little bit before you collect the food, even if you are actually hungry.
It shows good home training.
If I say no thanks the first time and you take your food back, my assumption would be that you didn’t intend to give out the food in the first place

If You Decline My Free Offer, I Will Gladly Respect That. I Will Never Insist And I Will Never Offer You Ever Again.

She Dey Oil The Tools.

IduNaOba:
Come anambra come see where almost every family farmed something this year...
Next year, the agricultural revolution that will happen in the east will be massive.


There are AGRICULTURAL ESTATES coming up
The most popular being AWELE AGRO ESTATE ANAMBRA.
Those guys are doing wonders, na money I dey wait make I buy 10 plots just for farming from them.
They manage it, sell the produce and send you money until you realise your capital then they start taking a 30% cut from your profits, for managing the farm.
There are water sources installed there and cctv so you can monitor your farm at any time and from any where.
Ndigbo will revolutionise farming from. Ow till twenty thirty.
And na young people dey run those agroc estates.
It gives me joy.

What About The Security. I Hope Security Is Top Notch And Those Idiotic Killer Fulani Herdsmen Are Strictly Prohibited From Nearing There.

Abeg ooo. Who Get Better Streaming Site ooo. All The Ones I Dey Use Before Don Cast.

Streaming Link Please.

GiftofGOD081:
why una no dey do pay after winning

He IS A Criminal. Dont Get Scammed oooo.

Samu82nd:
:

THIEF, OLE, FRAUDSTER.

This Is A Fact That Shows Most Naigerian Men Spends Foolishly, Unwisely And On Vain And Irrelevantly Useless Things. It Is Also A Fact That Most Nigerian Men Are Generally SlMPS.
I Can See A Lot Of Myopic Ones Celebrating And Praising Themselves. No Wonder Ladies Now Have All The White Collar Jobs In Nigeria. Go To The Banks And Offices And You See Girls Everywhere. No Wonder Moe Guys Are Getting Jobless And Broke While Service Delivery In Most Companies Are Getting To All Time Low.

santopelele:
Imagine the nonsense, that's why i like igbos, any day this type thing will happen in igbo land is the day all hausa, fulani, anything you call yourself will perish, we dont give a dam who you are. Rest in peace to them and may God gives their youths wisdom to think straight and always be alert to defend their motherland from intruders

Shut up your bloody tribalistic mouth. That's how chest beaters like you invite trouble to yourself.
This things happened in Enugu during governor Ugwuanyi and you guys did nothing.
Your governor was even seen on Television crying and offering prayers as the solution.
Fulani have sacked all the farmers at Nimbo inUzor Uwani LGA, Enugu State in April this year and till now they are still occupying that place.
I don't know why you guys brag fuulishly on the internet.

Mayflowa:
They are paid and used to murder perceived enemies. Competitors could be taken off market by cultists that are contracted. People are so bitter these days that they can take lives to settle the least of quarrels. And cultists in Naija lack honour and ideology. They don't care about lines they shouldn't cross like foreign counterpart. I see kidnappers collecting money and killing people they kidnap in Nigeria. Hardly will any kidnapper does that elsewhere. Some even kill people bringing ransom for them. Kidnapper ought not to kill people they kidnap even if they they have money but not in Naija

Educate him very well. Cultists in Nigeria kill more innocent people than their fellow cultists.

dkidd:
Lol this is a big lie. Except they were caught in-between fireworks. Even if these days they're mostly stupid a larger percentage of them still carry the observe the original rules. Why kill a non system person if ur not mad?

Cultists kill more good and innocent people than they kill fellow cultists.

Righteousness2:
Always blabbing thrash..

Lover of humanity.
A serious massacre has been on now in Bangladesh .
Muslims murdering hindus.
Your Eyes have become blind!
You do not even care.
Hypocrites

Shut Up Your Stinking Brain. You Bløødy And Stlnklng Hypocrite.
You Have The Nerve To Call Someone Else An Hypocrite?
You Shameless Thlng.
But You Can't Defend Your The Fact that Your Isreael Is The Gãy, Lesblan And LGBT Capital Of The Entire Middle East.
You Are A Shameless Bloody Hypocrite, Religious Mørøn.

naijaboy756:
I am disappointed……

Why not announce immediate measures to reduce cost and prices?

All the broadcast is about boasting of very and extremely poor programs.

Who dey advice this man or he is naturally a proud man?

He is naturally proud, arrogant and Stvpid.

You This Nonentity Level One Civil Servant.
After Been Bashed Left And Right And Thoroughly Disgraced For Your Emptiness. You Have Run Here Open Another Vseless Thread, Your Opinion Are Baseless And Irrelevant Just Like You.

BuharisBoy:
Why not pay workers decent wages instead of throwing money to where only God knows, this is is a waste of state resources, pay a good wages to workers and see how the creative economy will thrive on it own but no. Let us see how this will small business will grow if no money in the hands of people to patronize them. #lack of wisdom

Goshhhhh!!
Some Of You Are So Ignorant And Permanently Daft.
No Government Can Survive Without SME's And SME's Drive The Economy. In Nigeria Particular Government Workers Are Completely Useless. Nigeria Is Known To Have The Most Unproductive Civil Service Worldwide.
There Is No Point Educating Mumu's Like You Free Of Charge About The Importance Of SME's.

cococandy:
Are you people okay?

insane.

These Are Some Of The ldlōts We Have Today Parading Themselves As Men.

vivalavida:
On a normal day, it will take quite a lot for 2 women to kill me.

Just One Russian 16 Year Old Girl Will Take You Out Within 5 Minutes and Leave You For The Dead.

Omoawoke:
Useless man, he deserves to die

He cannot knack, he cannot fight.

Someone said we need to reintroduce days of Troy back when men fought with sweat and steel.
Or look back at Nigeria civil war or world war 2… men fought with everything to defend their land.
Now men are becoming feminine.

What Do You Expect From A 65 Year Old Drunk Man.
He Was Drunk Already For Christ Sake.
I Don't Know Where Some Of You Keep Your Sense These Days.
I Can Assure You That Only One Of Those Ladies Will Be at You To Death In Less Than 2 Minutes.
You Think It Is Those 13 Years Old Small Girls In Your Area You Secretly Have Sex With?

Sonnobax15:

What a weak man!!!

Only one punch,coupled with undertaker smack down wey you go direct towards their bwess go send Dem instantly to general hospital mortuary

Women of these days and lashing just be like Israel and Hamas,two inseparable enemies.

You People Talk Too Much Rubbishy.
If It Were You, Only One Of Them Will Beat You To Death Within One Minute. They Don't Even Need To Be Two Of Them.
Just One OF The Women Will Be at You To Death Within One Minute.
You Don't Even Know Anything About Russian Woman, You Sit In Your Small Hut In One Village And Think Life Is Just What You Know.

RenaissanceGuy:
I hate parliamentary democracy. It's very prone to political instability.

It is the very best. Everybody get the leaders they voted for

That meat alone costs nothing less than N100,000
Tomato N30,000 - N50,000
Crayfish In A Big Bag Is Above N100,000
Pepper 🌶️ In A Big Bag N50,000 - N80,000.

Everything There Is Not Less N500,000.

Make Una Dey Play, Una Go Hear Word For This Country.

Update::
I Just Checked Again And Noticed The Meat Are In 2 Big Bowls.
Chicken And Beef.
Everything In That Picture Costs Far More Than N500,000.

JoeEeL:
THE GATES FOUNDATION IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GRAVELY DANGEROUS GMO AGENDA

This is a modification of the natural way seed grows. There is suspicion that the fulani activities which constitute the heavy destruction of farmlands all over nigeria (from north to south) is tied to this agenda. The middle belt of nigeria which is very agrarian and houses some of the best soils and weather has seen a deliberate and well-calculated massacre and forceful eviction of their farms, as well as the burning of crops and seeds.

To the idiotic fulani terrorists, they are carrying out jihad but to these white eugenics fanatics (who won't let this world rest and follow its natural order), they are trying to roundly enslave us by what we eat. This is pure economic and food enslavement. What is happening in nigeria is not ordinary.

You guys that are studying agriculture engineering and agric science in tertiary institutions, what are your brains for? I have not even seen one single intelligent thread connecting the dots of the terrorist invasion vis-a-vis the destruction of farms and the elimination of the owners.

This is a very evil agenda and we all must be alive to this threat. When they have achieved what they want, the next phase is for them to come through disguised NGO's that will pretend to bring respite by giving (even selling) their own modified seeds (GMOs) which will deliberately have no longevity. In other words, they would hardly last if stored till the next season. So this way, we become enslaved to the west and they would keep selling their own kind of seeds to us while we would have lost our natural seedlings forever. Let me not even conjecture what the effects would be if we consume (heaven forbid) the produce of these seedlings.

This is NOT a joke! We are talking 21st century slavery here. No jokes! Open your eyes, o ye black folks.

I know some of them will come here and be quoting rubbish. I pity una next generation.

The fulani Agenda Of Destruction Of Farmland And Farmers Is A Deliberate GMO Agenda.
I Have Been Saying These To All That Care To Listen But Most Nigerians Are Brain Dead, They Cannot Think.
I Am Pleasantly Surprised That You Have Also Connected The Dots Together.

cococandy:
The comments on this thread show that some of you men don’t deserve the air you breathe.

Crude worthless ediots

You are a grade one 1dd1ot.
Can't you see both of them stabbed each other, but the girl could not survive. It is obvious she was even the first to stab the guy.

FUTURE4202:
Abeg who know vikings MPs make he exposed am. I dey interested in knowing them. Dem done exposed ayes temples,ban decks and eiye nests. Make Dem still expose vikings marine patrols make we know dem.

And who get story for vikings make e tell. How come nobody done tell he story on vikings for this platform.

You Are Obviously A New Comer Here.
Start From Page One, You Will See Everything You Are Asking For With Enough Jara sef. Your Ears Go Full For Stories.

That Is A Very Stupid Question. How Can You Ask A Woman What She Would Do If Her Husband Abuse Her Child.
So She Is The Owner Of The Child Now, Or The Child Does Not Belong To The Husband.
To See That A S1MP Even Asked That Question Is Irritating.