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if buhari likes, let him say that he can part the red sea like Moses did, i go still vote for am

shadowgwalker:
I don't like the breast too oh!at the end of the day you will either see a corrugated nipple like the size of a lizard head or you will see a wretched slacking breast due to stress from some other guys... it doesn't move me, it's just like seeing a guy's yarnsh.

so as u dey see Kim k as-s, it looks just like a fellow guys ass abi..GAYbu in the making

20 ton man diseal truck. .how much and pics

Popemax:
For a thousand and one reasons, Buhari can, and will never rule Nigeria. I couldn't get my PVC, so I'm not voting. But I'm doing my best to campaign for a man with the heart and love for his country, a man whose transformation policies are beginning to yield results, a man who is humble to the core. A man who takes every Nigerian as a Nigerian.....

well I have my pvc and am voting for buhari..plus one for him, and minus one for gej

AdeniyiA:
“I agree that we must stop corruption" - GEJ

For the fact that you agreed that we must fight corruption but you failed to do that for the past 6 years shows that you're a failure

"The President said that instead of fighting corruption by making arrests, he would structure Nigeria in such a way that people holding public offices would no longer have direct access to funds" - GEJ

After how many years? You're indeed a confused man

"You don’t just wake up, enter the streets and start arresting people and showing them on television sets and saying you are fighting corruption." - GEJ

Mr President if you don't arrest corrupt people then what do you do to them?

"In the area of insecurity, Jonathan said Buhari could not tackle the problem because he contributed to it by failing to invest in the military when he was head of state." - GEJ

If Buhari had invested in the military, do we still expect our military to be using the same weapon in the year 2015 Jonathan

"somebody who wakes up and tells young people that they want to fight insecurity, ask him: Did he buy one rifle for a Nigerian soldier?" - GEJ

Isn't this too childish to come out of PhD Holder, President for that matter.

"No country equips its military overnight" - GEJ

Mr president is trying to tell us that he hasn't spent up to 24 hrs in the office.

He has nothing to show for after all his empty promises last election that is why he can only been talking about what APC said, Nigerians should shine their eyes and vote out this shameless mor0n because with what we can see, he has nothing to offer.

I pity this country under Jonathan, from his statements above, i see a man who can not effectively tackle corruption in Nigeria. You can't handle corruption with kid gloves as he's trying to do.

and one mumu gej die hard fan go quote you trying to defend him

building schools so we can use the certificate to clean yarnsh abi??say no to the clueless one

neoapocalypse:
Anything wey dem carry go bank dem no dey collect am? even if na FD ( fixed deposit ) dem dey collect am before due date

she go cash am November

jam04:
Depends on the management style you want. We have 2 management type.

On 6 tires truck, we don't pay fixed returns. We pay base on number of jobs done. But expect between 30,000 - 35,000 weekly

what management styles?and how does that affect the weekly returns?

jam04:
Depends on the management style you want. We have 2 management type.

On 6 tires truck, we don't pay fixed returns. We pay base on number of jobs done. But expect between 30,000 - 35,000 weekly

what management styles?

How much can you pay on this truck weekly

angelTI:
God forbid bad thing.
I will talk to my leg sharp sharp
BTW, that currency is not ours

the more reason why I will be taking the money self. ..nigeria's currency sucks

a policy coming in without an enabling environment to produce those locally made cars...Jonathan should have worked on electricity first before any fucking policy can come in place..a good policy but wrong timing. .

sup

hi

hello

time to open dem boxes..get this now

merry xmas

montestic:
She posted this on twitter this morning.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2014/12/shan-george-fires-back-at-buhari-for.html?m=1

she asked a question. ....and the answer is yes.....that way she can be sure that she and all her colleagues will prefer the pay in nollywood

Juliaann:
OK I have been seeing this guy for a while now in short we are dating its been up to a year close to a year we started dating and I love him yes I do but the issue here is that whenever we are going out maybe to buy something or to chill out around the town it happens that if we run into a friend (his friend) he will ask me to go to the back seat for the guy to seat in the front but for what? the first day he did that I respected him and did exactly what he said but he has been doing this every time we see any of his friends on our way going out and I don't like it,,,,,assuming we all left home at same time including the friend I can seat at the back I don't mind but asking me to come down in the middle of the road just for his friend to enter I don't think I can take it any more and mind u for those of u that will start asking me to go get my own car if I don't like what he is doing I have my own car it won't be nice going out with different cars on a date since we can easily use one either his or mine

another one is that he is a hard smoker he smokes anything smokeable just name it,he drinks too but not much tho I'm OK with that one the worst is that he stays out late almost every night, I have tried discussing that with him on several occasion he always promised to change but for where he is getting worst everyday I really don't know what else to say or do to change him because I think I have done everything possible to atleast to make him reduce it but its not working,am thinking of quitting still having a second thought about it that's y I opened this thread for u guys to help me out

NB:::if u know you have nothing reasonable to say please am begging don't comment matured advice only

So my fellow NL'ers what do u suggest I do?

what is that popular boondocks phrase again "homies over 'hoes' " and the brocode has it well spelt out "bros before 'hoes' "....pity you can't read the bro code......

eighTHREAD:
Funny guys will always abound with all sort of nonsense on their phone. Below are a list of pictures you'll most likely find on a naija guy's phone. *pictures of foreigners from the internet are used so as to protect the rights of naija guys cos if I say make I use the ones wey dey my phone ehn....* [size=88pt]1.car pose[/size] gone are those days when emeka would take pictures of himself beside another man's car in germany and send home to fool his hommies in naija. Naija boys now send to emeka. I've seen several DP of guys that I know as regular trekkers showing them chilling beside a car. They up the notch by posing with different cars. You think girls don't know how broke you are? Oya send dem recharge card, mr borrow-borrow make me rich https://www.timescontent.com/photos/preview/25112/Salman-Khan.jpg [size=88pt]2.jaiye-jaiye[/size] this guys take pictures with several bottles of beer on a table in front of them. I believe you must have come across such DP. They prolly think their female contacts would see them as balling guys cos of a few bottles of beer. How much be beer sef? One bottle of star cost #250 or thereabout while trophy cost #150. It's only a dumb girl that won't realise that the 8 bottles of beer doesn't cost as much as her weavon. https://www.foodgps.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/empty-beer-bottles.jpg [size=88pt]3.my crush[/size] after eyeing her all through his stay in the university, he finally summons courage to talk to her. Guess what he ask for? To take pictures with her. You find such girl not comfortable during the shoot, it's either she's hiding her face or she forcing a happy look https://www.unfinishedman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/534687522852.jpg [size=88pt]4.date nite[/size] just to from olowo, gentleman or something I don't know, he decides to take her on a date to a Behind restaurant/eatery. Dude gets stunned to realise she came with a few friends. Funny dude still takes pictures with them and updates on bbm while she updates with the picture of the sizeable meal she had. End of relationship. Some guys are now smart. Reminds me of a friend of mine who formed mr richie rich to a girl, often spoke of how he clubbed from state to state. Decides to take the girl out on a date, as usual she showed up with an friend. After spending his chop money on the girls, the guy now excused her to the back of the eatery begging her to kiss him(atleast him gats get rewarded for spending a lot). After seceral back and forth argument, the girl now finally agreed to kiss him. That was when one spoil-sport decided to peep from the window. Till today, the guy no see kiss o! https://www.glamour.com/weddings/blogs/save-the-date/2010/10/27/1027-guy-and-girl-getting-cozy_we.jpg [size=88pt]5.celebrity pix[/size] na dis one dey pain me pass. You see a dude with beards like that of noah keeping pictures of wizkid on his phone. Is wizkid your mentor? You no know sey you don old sha? https://www.ghxclusives.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wizkid01.jpg

this is the most off point research I have ever seen.......no wonder our schools want more funds

omobadurella:
Is it stil available?
Hope nt clone?
Where do we meet? Hav it in mind dat i cant cum to ur houz!

not a clone..original,we meet at a fast food so you can go through it

the last project he will inugurate as a president

Phemmygbl:
s5 50k??

PLEASE CALL ME

still for sale

alams Don blow!!

hello!!

the yellow goes for??
and how many ton??

ok

Am sure gej will be adding this to his list of achievements..first president to have a female helicopter captain under his tenure

Splashme:
ACHIEVEMENTS OF PRESIDENT Goodluck Ebele Jonathan – Still counting...

1. Transportation: Lagos to Kano rail – Fixed and running with new coaches added


2. Enugu – PH – Maiduguri Rail – Fixed. To be commissioned soon

2. Aladja – Ajaokuta Rail – Fixed and tested. To commence full operation in new year

3. Key Benin NNPC depot – Fixed and running

4. Onitsha river port – Fixed and ready

5. Second Niger Bridge – Ongoing with Sure-P funds

5. Onitsha Owerri Road – Fixed. Smooth sail

6. Owerri – PH Road. Ongoing. Almost complete

7. Benin – Lokoja – Abuja Road – Ongoing with work from two ends simultaneously. Road being expanded to 10 lanes at some sections.

8. Ibadan – Ilorin Road – Fixed and smooth sale

9. Omotosho I Power plant – Completed and Commissioned

10. Omotosho II power generating plant – Built from scratch and commissioned

11. Geregu power generating plant – Completed and Commissioned

12. The whole National transmission grid being rehabilitated and upgraded

13. First of its kind N1 two way transmission grid installed between Benin and Onitsha to prevent nationwide grid collapse like we have always had

14. Power privatization completed and PHCN unbundled. FG makes profit from sales

15. All workers of the former PHCN paid off transparently

16. No more police check points all over the country. No more harassment from these check points and blatant bribery by these officers

17. Police reforms ongoing. No more harassment by police in police stations across the country

18. Police college completely rebuilt from scratch

19. Police housing estates built and commissioned

20. YouWIN 1 and 2 completed transparently with YouWIN II particularly reserved only for women empowerment. Beneficiaries have created lot of jobs

21. Super Eagles won Nations cup

22. Under 17 won the world cup

23. All winning athletes promised monies and paid in full

24. Abuja Stadium Rehabilitated

25. Kano International Airport Remodeled. One of 9 airports remodeled across the nation

so 21,22,23 na achievements for your own village abi...na ur type no dey allow nigeria move forward at all

donedy:
So, If I may ask, Redeem's church congregation now surpasses that of Catholic or Anglican?

Miscalculation done by some deluded fools. Counting on redeem congregation is like counting on a single catholic dioceses for vote.

well add the total number of northerners that will vote for him plus the total redeem populace plus the total number of Nigerians that want change and a strong Anglican like me...do the maths and you will see that you are the deluded fool

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