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Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze: "Smoking A Cigarette Is Unhealthy, It Is Not A Sin" by Asito(m): 10:44am On Mar 05, 2018

Daddy freezeeeeeee there is sense is what you said Jare!!!
when you don't have common sense to know that smoking can kill you,
That is when you have sinned against yourself and everyone else that your death affects.

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Politics › Re: How Kidnapper Don Waney Was Killed by Asito(m): 9:09am On Jan 08, 2018

potterdon:
I don't believe this news at all the stories doesn't add up

I dunno what to say to you o.

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Politics › Re: How Kidnapper Don Waney Was Killed by Asito(m): 9:04am On Jan 08, 2018

chicagoPD:
The guy they claimed was killed last year

People jubilated on hearing that fake news and thus the reason for the 01-01-18 massacre.

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Literature › Assignment: How He Spent His Christmas Holiday by Asito(op): 8:47am On Jan 08, 2018

it is with a heavy heart and a deep sense of sorrow that i post this. My people I just have one question
I DO BAD THING GIVE THIS PIKIN ASSIGNMENT? undecided

This is his idea of a letter. cry

Dear sir,
First of all, you must have noticed the absence of an address in my letter. I apologize, it is merely because I do not know where you stay. And sincerly, I do not care!
Moving on, I want to wish you a happy and prosperous new year. My grandmother says its rude not to extend compliments.I pray that you find new and productive hobbies this year other than spending the whole year reading how a bunch of teenagers spent their Christmas holiday.
Whithout futher ado let me kick off by telling you about my religious background. .
I am amongst an elite group of individuals who consider themselves "witnesses'. At this point, i feel a sudden impulse to calm you down and urge you not to go into hiding— you should recall that i do not know your address so at ease my dear sir, at ease! With that being said, I would love to assume that your prestigious qualification as a class 6ix form teacher should enable draw the next logical conclusion, but just in case i'm wrong, and you're just a retired bricklayer with a resume, let me, for posterity sake, state that witnesses do not celebrate Christmas. On that note, I bid you good riddance. I hope you enjoyed it.

Cc divepen1

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Gets Over 10 Million Views On Malo In 1 Month, See Stats by Asito(m): 7:45am On Jan 08, 2018

Those people wey dey dislike the song for YouTube, wetiin be their wahala? Even if Jesus post video of heaven dem go still dislike am. angry

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Nairaland General › Re: How To Create A New Topic by Asito(m): 2:23am On Jan 08, 2018

Celebrities › Re: Sarah Forbes Bonetta- The Yoruba Slave Who Became Queen Victoria’s Goddaughter by Asito(m): 1:52pm On Jan 05, 2018

Heywhizzy:
Nice read.. Slavery was kinda like a blessing in disguise.. Most of our greatgrandparents who were slaves ended up being Americans why the rest suffered here in Nigeria

slavery was not a blessing in any form. Please please and please don't repeat that again. Happy new year

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Celebrities › Re: Lota Chuckwu Replies A Man Who Complimented Her Backside In Yoga Photo by Asito(m): 6:35pm On Jan 01, 2018

LuvU2:
The man hs no choice than to respect her every word. We all ve principles. Not everyone likes being sexualised.

hey Whatsapp? Ure quite sexy urslf.

Islam › Re: MC Oluomo: "Allahu Akbar Appeared In My Bucket Of Water Today" by Asito(m): 6:21pm On Jan 01, 2018

delugajackson:
Allah always appearing to Muslims in unlikely places.

When will we see his full picture. Only signature on meat and in water.

What a fūcked up mentality.

MasViews:
He is not like your jesus that you can see him everywhere.

I pray for spiritual enlightenment for both of you this new year.

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Celebrities › Re: Batifeori Maximiliano Adedeji's Hairstyle: Olamide Shows Off Son's New Hairstyle by Asito(m): 6:13pm On Jan 01, 2018

VIKTOH na bad guy. grin

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Celebrities › Re: Benedicta Elechi Makes Isi Ewu For Daddy Freeze by Asito(m): 3:44pm On Jul 13, 2017

daddy freeze you think you're cool but...

you're just room temperature undecided

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Family › Re: Ways To Deal With An Introverted Wife by Asito(m): 10:48pm On Jul 12, 2017

Fabulocity:
The last point is so correct. I MUST have my own personal bedroom when I get married. I need MY space and privacy. Just because I'm married doesn't mean I'm not entitled to those. I love you future husband, but you can't be all up in my business 24/7 just because we're married.

sorry ma, the only man that wudda granted your request is buhari. He sleeps in a different country from his wife. I bet you wuda loved him.

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Family › Re: Ways To Deal With An Introverted Wife by Asito(m): 10:45pm On Jul 12, 2017

wife that does not complain and argue about every little thing, is that one wife?

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno Gifts A Twitter User N500k by Asito(m): 10:41pm On Jul 12, 2017

ElizaVeta:
Those people on twitter are Fake?

You ain't making any valuable sense!
God dosen't care to know what those people are doing with the people,but he will bless tekno for giving out.

God said : He that scartereth increaseth,but he that gathereth tends to poverty!

I hope you understood that.

God didn't in anyway specify the type of people you'll give.

You can give to the poor,you can give to anyone,even the rich whether you're seeing them or not!

Again, All is giving! God dint say,give only to those you see.

As long as the heaven n earth remaineth,seed time and harvest time wil not cease.

Just a principle from/of God.

He will never go bankrupt!
He will sow and he will harvest in large quantities.

Give n it shall come back to you,GOOD MEASURE,PRESS DOWN etc

The measure you give,the measure you get!

Thnk You!

my dear are u sure u are not the girl that won d 500k? Abg if na u show me d least love o

Celebrities › Re: Tekno Gifts A Twitter User N500k by Asito(m): 10:40pm On Jul 12, 2017

shakyum12:
[color=#0000FF] The babe stingy, she no even gree gimme 5k out of the 500K, and she was picked nt because her tweets are better than others. Just luck shall[/color]

haha. My brother send me ur handle make i folo u sharp sharp. We dey d struggle togeda

NYSC › Re: Zamfara Corper Who Died At FMC Gusau Buried In Anambra In NYSC Outfit (Graphic) by Asito(m): 3:28pm On Jul 11, 2017

Omoh nothing dey dis world o. Rip

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Celebrities › Re: Lanre Gentry Celebrates Michelle Aigbe's 16th Birthday by Asito(m): 3:02pm On Jul 11, 2017

how many times will this girl turn sixteen on nairaland today ?

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Crime › Re: US Jails Nigerian Man For $1m Wire Fraud (Photo) by Asito(m): 2:55pm On Jul 11, 2017

Get rich or die trying. Farewell fam.

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Nairaland General › Re: Slay Queen Slaying In Lekki Floods After A Heavy Rainfall In Lagos State by Asito(m): 1:07pm On Jul 11, 2017

bbbabes:
Ode, is this not that porn starPeace Olayemi that Ruggedman is following and always liking her picture.

See more of her photos here:
http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/07/naija-porn-star-peace-olayemis.html

and I thought i was the only one that is addicted to nairaland. #trophy fall on you

Nairaland General › Re: Slay Queen Slaying In Lekki Floods After A Heavy Rainfall In Lagos State by Asito(m): 1:04pm On Jul 11, 2017

my sympathy goes out to the camera man.
Nigga is wet af and he dont even got a p*ssy

Celebrities › Re: Michelle Gentry Celebrates Her 16th Birthday (Photos) by Asito(m): 9:31am On Jul 11, 2017

Happy for the kid.
When i was her age i was still wasting my thoughts on world peace.

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Celebrities › Re: Humblesmith: "I Want To Break Michael Jackson’s Record” by Asito(m): 9:13am On Jul 11, 2017

Kwale Weed is something else my people.

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Romance › Re: Ruggedman Busted Following And Liking A Local Porn Star's Photos On Instagram by Asito(m): 8:56am On Jul 11, 2017

In his defence, the man was clear about his identity. He is a "ruggedman"

Politics › Re: Dolapo Osinbajo Represents Aisha Buhari At West African College Of Nursing Event by Asito(m): 7:09pm On Jul 05, 2017

sugarsoul:
Lol I tire o bros, how your day dey go?

rain jus decide to fall on my plans today buy diarisGod. Hope u good..

Romance › Re: Top 8 Sex Positions Every Man Should Know [with Pictures] by Asito(m): 4:54pm On Jul 05, 2017

Lalasticlala, please, put this on FP. Save a dieing relationship.

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Politics › Re: Dolapo Osinbajo Represents Aisha Buhari At West African College Of Nursing Event by Asito(m): 1:22pm On Jul 05, 2017

sugarsoul:
E don reach first lady too...

shaybe is change they promised us. Change is a gradual process. After now kiki go join

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Celebrities › Re: Efe & Bisola Hang Out With Payporte Boss, Bassey Eyo (Photos) by Asito(m): 11:12pm On Apr 11, 2017

justscorchone:
Baba make I press you 5m,based on say you don chop from inside too.

Baba, based on logistics enh, just add am more 5mil

Celebrities › Re: Efe & Bisola Hang Out With Payporte Boss, Bassey Eyo (Photos) by Asito(m): 10:23pm On Apr 11, 2017

Efe come and marry her.
Bride prize na just 15million..

She "was' my gf if you're interested.
grin

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Politics › Re: Signpost In Honour Of Abu Ali In Sambisa Forest (Photos) by Asito(m): 1:25pm On Apr 01, 2017

wrong place fam

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Politics › Re: Signpost In Honour Of Abu Ali In Sambisa Forest (Photos) by Asito(m): 1:19pm On Apr 01, 2017

Christianity Etc › Re: Female Jehovah's Witness Knocks At Man's House, He Opens The Door While Naked by Asito(m): 1:17pm On Apr 01, 2017

glossy6:
my own na almost 1 month ban but I no send them

Lol. Dem no reach. God win.

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