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Health / Re: The Top 6 Causes Of Kidney Disease by Asito(m): 12:53pm On Jun 20, 2021
WowSweetGuy:
No smoking?

I thought that would be No.1



No sir you can keep smoking like a chimney.

Not for lung though �

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Science/Technology / Re: Snake Swallowing Another Snake In Enugu (Photos) by Asito(m): 8:27pm On Nov 23, 2019
qualityovenbake:
Reminds me of that India movie late 80s "Snake Girl".
I still have dreams about that movie. God it stuck!
Crime / Re: Italian: Notorious Kidnapper Justice Amadi Wanted By Rivers Police by Asito(m): 5:05pm On Nov 02, 2019
Italian no get picture? This portharcourt don tire me sef. Make den just share gun give all of us make we protect ourselves.

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Celebrities / Re: Fantana Performs In Skimpy Dress, Sanitary Pad Spotted While On Stage by Asito(m): 3:06pm On Oct 21, 2019
We dey trend for twitter ���

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Music/Radio / Re: Naira Marley – Puta (Official Video) by Asito(m): 3:53pm On Sep 13, 2019
Marlians ���

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Celebrities / Re: Xenophobia: Pastor Adeboye "Don't Retaliate Against South Africa" (Video) by Asito(m): 11:00am On Sep 07, 2019
Celebrities / Re: Xenophobia: Pastor Adeboye "Don't Retaliate Against South Africa" (Video) by Asito(m): 10:47am On Sep 07, 2019
But rain curses on Nigerian kidnappers smiley

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Politics / Re: Wike Hails U.S For Partnering Rivers Against AIDS by Asito(m): 5:51pm On Aug 21, 2019
post=81473028:

Every states in Nigeria have atleast an HIV patient now.
Just that some states have more patients than the other.

Assuming you wrote RIVERS OF BLOOD due to the daily incessant cult-related killings in that part of the country, we will surely concur!

In the first half, you had sense.

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Politics / Re: Wike Hails U.S For Partnering Rivers Against AIDS by Asito(m): 5:45pm On Aug 21, 2019
cenaman:
RIVERS OF HIV/AID.
you're a reptile

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Politics / Re: Wike Hails U.S For Partnering Rivers Against AIDS by Asito(m): 5:44pm On Aug 21, 2019
Wike for president 2023

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Crime / Re: Drunk Rich Man Calls Military Men To Beat Up A Man He Hit With His Car by Asito(m): 11:53am On Aug 19, 2019
This is Nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Burns Boy Storms American Daily Show With His Mom (Photos) by Asito(m): 2:13pm On Aug 14, 2019
That this man is from portharcourt, my city, gives me extra motivation in life.

PS:
Burna boy album is fire, no bad song.
One day you go carry Grammy.

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Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Algeria: AFCON Finals (0 - 1) Full Time by Asito(m): 9:27pm On Jul 19, 2019
clems88:
Gooooal. Mane scores cheesy
some of us are watching live commentary from nairaland. Please be guided

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Health / Re: Kissing May Cause Sexually Transmitted Diseases - The Lancet by Asito(m): 6:13pm On Jul 19, 2019
I can never stop kissing Sheila's succulent lips.
Something must kill a man.

I perish I perish!!! Tueh

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacking Jakana, Borno Town - Daily Sun by Asito(m): 12:13am On Jul 18, 2019
psucc:
Op please note that since the government and even CoAS have said that insecurity in Nigeria is politicized, further report age should commit the words Boko Haram, attacks, suicide, killings, etc.

For example the caption here can read:

Islamic Agents paid homage to Borno town, 20 or more people have benefitted from their largese.

This will massage the ego and yöu could be considered for a National Merit Award kpa spa CON

Who are you? Can you please drop your social media handles? I want to follow u everywhere. to you are too intelligent

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Sports / Re: William Troost Ekong Named Man Of The Match Against Tunisia by Asito(m): 10:32pm On Jul 17, 2019
Congratulations
Sports / Re: Mario Balotelli Scores Bicycle Kick, Gets Phone & Records Celebration Live. Pics by Asito(m): 8:35am On Mar 04, 2019
Lol
Politics / Re: 6 Reasons Why I Think it was wise for Atiku to Avoid a Debate without Buhari by Asito(m): 6:15pm On Jan 21, 2019
alfaHaywhy:
ATIIIIKUUUUU??

Lol nairalanders never reach here.
Carry your woke go back to twitter. Lol.
Ps: drop ur handle
Celebrities / Re: #10yearschallenge: Falz Shares 2008 - 2019 Throwback Photo by Asito(m): 12:45pm On Jan 14, 2019
Let's gather here if we are still trying to get up to his 2008 level of fine.

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Politics / Re: APC Vs PDP: Buhari Campaign Reacts To Corruption Allegation Against President by Asito(m): 8:26am On Dec 27, 2018
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Romance / Re: My 70-Year-Old Grandmother Engaged After 20 Years Of Being Single - Twitter User by Asito(m): 2:34pm On Dec 26, 2018
Shiloh at work grin grin

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Crime / Re: 'Port Harcourt Is Not Safe': Man Who Saved A Girl From Rape Attacked (Graphic) by Asito(m): 4:54pm On Dec 20, 2018
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Crime / Re: Lady Cautions A Man Harassing Her Sexually In Port Harcourt by Asito(m): 6:41pm On Dec 19, 2018
sexual harassment is not acceptable.
But don't drag my city into your stereotype.
You could have as well said you were
Sexually harassed on earth
Iet us kuku know all of us are mad

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Celebrities / Re: 'Wizkid Is The Greatest Of All Time' - Skales by Asito(m): 2:51pm On Dec 17, 2018
I agree.
Any man who abandons his duty as a father is a GOAT

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Romance / Re: 5 Tips On How Guys Should Handle A Breakup by Asito(m): 12:13pm On Dec 13, 2018
abiodunalasa:
grin
Women are like swimming pool. Don't bother who swim before you or who will swim after you. Just swim ur own and jaapa.


you people play too much on this app
lilfreezy:
#6 hook up with her sister or cousin for a nice fụcking

This will be most likely help you ease of any stress whatsoever cool

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Politics / Re: PDP Campaign Council: Pressure On Wike To Rescind Resignation by Asito(m): 12:21pm On Dec 02, 2018
IamTheAnswers:
Woke

Is the past tense of wake.
grin

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Politics / Re: PDP Campaign Council: Pressure On Wike To Rescind Resignation by Asito(m): 12:20pm On Dec 02, 2018
Na to flog politicians koboko o angry
Crime / Re: Adeola Adebayo Killed By Kidnappers After N3M Ransom Payment. Photo by Asito(m): 12:15pm On Dec 02, 2018
Dshocker:


But they have no power to postpone the elections,INEC does.

You should meet my friend. His first name is SARCA Last name ZIM
Crime / Re: Adeola Adebayo Killed By Kidnappers After N3M Ransom Payment. Photo by Asito(m): 12:05pm On Dec 02, 2018
Dshocker:
Elections are around the corner and barristers are going down


one more barrister death and elections will be postponed Indefinitely due to shortage of man power.

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Crime / Re: Adeola Adebayo Killed By Kidnappers After N3M Ransom Payment. Photo by Asito(m): 12:02pm On Dec 02, 2018
harkandey:
kidnappers don't usually kill after ransom paid. there must be something behind this story.
i agree with you sir..
he probably died from overfeeding.

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