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 Celebrities › Re: Davido Romances South African Lady After Clubbing (Photos, Video) by Asito(m): 11:14am On Apr 01, 2017 |
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| Crime › Re: Two Fraudsters Busted At Their Shrine In Ogun State by Asito(m): 10:44am On Apr 01, 2017 |
VeniJu:Absolutely nothing jare. FTC craze na. If I try remove DAT hair I go b complete monkey. |
| Crime › Re: Two Fraudsters Busted At Their Shrine In Ogun State by Asito(m): 10:13am On Apr 01, 2017 |
Epositive: talk2archy:my name is Kingsley and I am First to comment. Ona been wan steal my FTC but God pass una 23 Likes
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| Politics › Re: On This Day: Two Years Ago, Orubebe. The Man Who Saw Tomorrow by Asito(m): 10:04pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Female Jehovah's Witness Knocks At Man's House, He Opens The Door While Naked by Asito(m): 9:32pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
I can relate with the dude jare. PS: my first post after 1week ban. Abeg EPP me with likes make we show the mod wey ban me say God pass am. 179 Likes 4 Shares
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| Nairaland General › Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Asito(m): 10:35pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
MrEgbegbe:I LOVE YOU **modified** bros abeg choose another lie. I Don already choose this one. 11 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Man’s Bloody Stunt With Knife In Akokwa Creates Sensation In Imo State (pics) by Asito(m): 2:36pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
who else thinks this guy looks like a homeless woman??  2 Likes
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| Politics › Re: President Buhari Attends Juma'at Prayers At The State House (Photos) by Asito(m): 11:03pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
| Na who wear shoe know where e dey pain am. 4 Likes 1 Share
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| TV/Movies › Re: Omoni Oboli Cancels Premiere Of Okafor's Law Over Court Injunction For Stealing by Asito(m): 10:57pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
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| Education › Re: A Nairalander's Experience At An Accredited JAMB Center Today In Warri by Asito(m): 10:48pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
xstry:meanwhile... 100level students be like Wetin consign us 26 Likes
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| Family › Re: Can You Have A Joint Account With Your Spouse? Please Give Reasons! by Asito(m): 10:18pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
feldido:See as dem dey do eye service... kenyguy: Divay22: 4 Likes
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| Politics › Re: Buhari's WAEC Certificate Vs Dino Melaye's ABU Certificate Scandal: APC News TV by Asito(m): 3:41pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
honestly there is sense in the post o. But addonbelivit  60 Likes 4 Shares
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| Politics › Re: Osinbajo Arrives Abia, Conferred With Chieftaincy Title Of Enyioha Ndigbo 1 by Asito(m): 2:43pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
jullty:bia 6 Likes 1 Share
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| Crime › Re: Zaki Ahmed's Achievement In Rivers Within 1 Week As Commissioner (Photos) by Asito(m): 2:40pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
Airforce1 no be your uncle Sidan there so? |
| Politics › Re: Director Ojo In Saraki's Range Rover Scandal Was Promoted Above His Seniors - SR by Asito(m): 8:39am On Mar 24, 2017 |
scratch my back... I scratch your back. Dtsall!!! |
| Business › Re: When Naira Was Naira by Asito(m): 6:23pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Guyman02:all hail the passport currency. 1 Like
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| Family › Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by Asito(m): 6:11pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
This one weak me I nogo lie. 5 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Sex Scandal: What I Learnt From The Incident About Nigerians by Asito(m): 9:20am On Mar 16, 2017 |
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| Pets › Re: My Male Dog Refuses To Mount Females In Heat (Photos) by Asito(m): 12:07am On Mar 12, 2017 |
EPP am na. Bleep the bitches for am. 3 Likes |
| Travel › Re: US Embassy Releases Statement On Nigerian Travel To US by Asito(m): 10:49pm On Mar 08, 2017 |
I want to die!!! How did barca qualify  15 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Church Uses Nicki Minaj's Photo In Relationship Seminar Poster by Asito(m): 3:28pm On Mar 05, 2017 |
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| Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Ways To Underatanding The Voice Of God by Asito(m): 9:50am On Feb 26, 2017 |
AlfaSeltzer: 2 Likes
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| Sports › Re: Sports Betting Fever Grips Africa by Asito(m): 11:29pm On Feb 13, 2017 |
We do ponzi scheme ona go complain. Yahoo yahoo, ona abuse us. Now sports betting too? How we wan take survive? Ona no dey see say cost of living Don triple? |
| Romance › Open Letter To 21st Century Lovers —in The Spirit Of Valentine by Asito(op): 9:27pm On Feb 13, 2017 |
An open letter to 21st century lovers from—Asito All you Donald Trumps of Instagram, this is for you. You take pictures of yourselves in the shower and post it on the gram. You post pictures of yourselves during sex. All year long, you taunt me with images of you and and your “heaven-sent boo.” You trade your image rights for likes on the gram. I'm sick of you!!! I'm sick and tired of seeing false pretenses of perfect love. I'm sick of seeing photos that mock Cupid's work. I'm sick of staged photoshoots that claim to have Aphrodite's touch. Because when I come out of the shower, I make sure I get dried up before I reach for my phone. Heck that's what any sane person would do! And when I have sex, I don't share pictures of my “Vaseline and I” I sure as hell ain't worried my face might be sitting under a stove in an old woman's hut. You need to remember that you don't have to prove to the world that you love bae. Because true love isn't just about capturing moments for people to see, it's about capturing your spouse's heart every moment you can find. So when next you wanna take that pic for the gram, make sure it’s not a sham and let cupid take the shot. Happy valentines day from Asito. (NaijaSingleGuy)
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| Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Storm UNIUYO; Rob Students by Asito(m): 11:57pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
dsocioemmy: canalily: 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: There's $15.5 Billion Behind That Door, what Would You do?(PIC) by Asito(m): 5:52pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
ASK LALASTICLALA FOR HELP. We split it 50/50 afterwards. |
| Health › Re: Doctors In India Extract A Live Cockroach From Woman's Skull (pic, Video) by Asito(m): 5:49pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
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