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 Romance › Re: 5 Most Pretty Girls Ever In The History Of Nairaland ( Photos 18+) by Asito(m): 7:25pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
shizzy7:LOL. E good as you no call name too. But wait o, I hope u don't know the person that took that picture on your dp let alone those people. I don't even want to consider the possibility that you may be one of those people on your dp. |
| Sports › Re: Hilarious Photo Tweets After Chelsea Lost To Everton. by Asito(m): 7:17pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
I was a chelsea fan before nairabet and it's like came along and changed all that. Now I support whatever team(s) is on my copy. |
| Romance › Re: Guys See Five Signs She’s Definitely Ready To Sleep With You.. by Asito(m): 7:07pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
emperorchedda:you read up to the second point? You try o. I stopped reading immediately I noticed the points we're not numbered. |
| Romance › Re: 5 Most Pretty Girls Ever In The History Of Nairaland ( Photos 18+) by Asito(m): 6:59pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
OP, abeg you do mistake for one person. I no call name o  BY THE WAY introvert abeg ure already popular enough, no tell dem say you fine abeg you dey worsen things for urself. |
| Romance › Re: World's Ugliest Woman In Quote "I Will Never Forgive My Parents" by Asito(m): 6:38pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
prettythicksme:is it oshogbo or sapele weed?  |
| Celebrities › Re: Peace Hyde: Meet Ghana's Reporter With The 'Baddest' Curves (Photos) by Asito(m): 6:34pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
SexyStrawberry:after reading all your posts on this thread I hope you marry an elephant. Because only someone with ears like that can live with you and not die from too much talk. #NoBeefIntended 10 Likes |
| Education › Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Asito(m): 6:24pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
Emmaesty:clearly, PENIISES excite you. |
| Food › Re: Imagine This Beer Parlour Advert Reminding You Of Your Ex by Asito(m): 8:43pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Janet101:first of all, you're wrong to call drinking at a beer palour a right. It's not in the constitution. Secondly, where have you seen a woman in a beer advert? While you're thinking about that, here's something you should bear in mind. "CHAIN NODEY FIT GOAT, BUT E DEY FINE FOR DOG NECK" their two nobe animal dem be? :-/ |
| Food › Re: Imagine This Beer Parlour Advert Reminding You Of Your Ex by Asito(m): 10:19pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
Janet101:the beer palour is not for women, woman!  |
| Food › Re: How To Prepare Egusi Soup - - The Ultimate Guide by Asito(m): 8:51pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
HungerBAD:lmao this guy sha. Thanks rosy for sharing this funny bone's comment. I don laf die. See his monciker na. E rhyme with the thread |
| Nairaland General › Re: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Asito(m): 6:26pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
Hello everyone, I'm not exactly new to nairaland but I need help with something. I would like to know how to change my nairaland e-mail, and subsequently, how to send and receive DM's with it. |
| Romance › Re: Found Condoms In My Girl's Box by Asito(m): 2:08pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
Op, give it time. Time reveals. |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Fiction Writing School (Inquiry Thread) by Asito(m): 5:29pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
Divepen1:sir please confirm receipt of my form with this username. |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Fiction Writing School (Inquiry Thread) by Asito(m): 7:09pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
Divepen1:just saw the form, sorry for bothering you sir. |
| Romance › Re: Pornography Has Been Banned In India!!! by Asito(m): 3:49pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
Tocheagle:no let me swear for you o |
| Webmasters › Re: A One Year Blogging Plan That Works by Asito(m): 5:52pm On Aug 01, 2015*. Modified: 6:16pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
| OP you'll receive enough lawsuits from dissapointed bloggers come 1st August 2016. 4 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Peter Of P-Square Was Caught Cuddling A Lady Fan (photo) by Asito(m): 5:41pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
Why I buy this land sef. *walks out of thread |
| Celebrities › Re: Peter Of P-Square Was Caught Cuddling A Lady Fan (photo) by Asito(m): 5:39pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
Please when is NDU Post UTME date? 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: A Man Was Caught Having Sex With A 5-Year-Old Boy In Lagos (Photos) by Asito(m): 5:20pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
The rate at which paedophile rape is being featured on Nl is becoming really irritating. I had somthing to say until I saw the disgusting man, now all I can do is concentrate on not puking. 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Hacking Governors Forum: Amaechi, Akpabio, Uduaghan Hacked Phones Too by Asito(m): 5:07pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
IamBLAZER:sir please o I cant find the sense in your post. Abeg show me am 14 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Hacking Governors Forum: Amaechi, Akpabio, Uduaghan Hacked Phones Too by Asito(m): 5:04pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
How does this information affect me? :-/ 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Osama Bin Laden's Family Members Die In Plane Crash by Asito(m): 5:01pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
Am not on fp. #dies |
| Crime › Re: Witches Pushed Me To defile Nine-year-old Girl, Says Father Of Three (Photo) by Asito(m): 8:17am On Aug 01, 2015 |
They will also push you to jail. Shikena! 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Police Parade 20 Robbery Suspects In Kaduna (Photos Of Suspects And Guns) by Asito(m): 8:04am On Aug 01, 2015 |
 why must all our criminals be snapped in this format? I just hope the nigerian police have not known about photoshop  |
| Celebrities › Re: Gloria Young Causes Scene Over 20,000 Naira. by Asito(m): 7:47am On Aug 01, 2015*. Modified: 8:16am On Aug 01, 2015 |
My own bank owes me #1k. I don go there pass the way our minister of tourism dey travel out, yet the people no send me my small kobo. For #20k, I'd sue them with 20 differnt lawyers. 81 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Writing Prompt 1. (write Anything About The Picture) by Asito(m): 5:08am On Aug 01, 2015*. Modified: 5:34pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
My stern gaze was fixed upon the distant horizon through the half opened old ricketty window. there I stood bedazzled, starring into the ocean seeing nothing but an endless replay of horror. I froze in awe almost choking from the whirling wind travelling across the horizon. Indeed the universe was at war with my existence. Was poseidon finally aware of the mighty treason I commited here? Could this be a sign from olympus itself? Was I due for hades? If so, why this way? Would a monster like me not deserve a worthy end? Realising I was already drowning in my own sea of thoughts, I quickly said a prayer in my head, my last one I had feared but I don't hear myself. Instead, all I hear is the clamour of the angry waves agaisnt the still pebbles. Almost like a resounding call for justice from an angry mob. Indeed the ocean had not forgotten the ill that I perpetrated in front of its ever open eyes about 86 full moons ago. I had mudered a fellow fisherman, and left his poor soul to the mighty ocean to swallow. How could the ocean betray me so? Then with the last air in my lungs, I roar a resounding "curse you poseidon" only to awaken to the sight of some malnourished children trying vehemently to resuscitate my almost lifeless body frm a boat mishap. |
| Politics › Re: Individual Efforts Can’t End Terrorism -Buhari by Asito(m): 1:33pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
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| Crime › Re: Mother Of 3 Got Arrested For Robbery In Lagos by Asito(m): 1:31pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
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| Crime › Re: New Method Of Scamming, DO Not Fall Victim!!! by Asito(m): 1:10pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Liamm:do you think we love what we do? Spacebooking is a means we the edge users can match up the 6G commitee. You of all people should respect and understand that fact. Just because you bought an iphone6 doesn't mean you'l despise your days of curve2. By the way, INTROVERT is not a spacebooker. She is space herself. 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: New Method Of Scamming, DO Not Fall Victim!!! by Asito(m): 12:59pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
This is buhari's fault 10 Likes |
| Career › Re: Tips And Guides For Nigerian Young Lawyers by Asito(m): 12:55pm On Jul 30, 2015*. Modified: 1:16pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
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