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Nairaland / General / Re: Based on your birth year, which of these generational groups do you belong? by asoebi(m): 8:13pm On Apr 06
Gen X

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Health / Re: The Blood Bank Fraud At LASUTH By Lola Okunrin by asoebi(m): 10:22am On Mar 30
This is Naijiriya...😀😀😀

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Politics / Re: Throw Away 1999 Constitution, Embrace 1960’s, Bisi Akande Tells NASS by asoebi(m): 7:21pm On Jan 14
Must you lots reduce every sane discussion into your tribal nonsense?
Politics / Re: Crisis Hits Plateau Assembly As Speaker Vows Not To Recognise 16 APC Members by asoebi(m): 6:18pm On Jan 14
Can a speaker or any other person for that matter refuse to obey a court order?

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Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 5:23pm On May 05, 2022
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Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 5:17pm On May 05, 2022
liftedud:
The problem is you admitting that you have issue, that's number one

If you accept you have issue with yourself and constant masturbation then the solution starts coming, this is a ft you do frequently that you even do it when you have a good sexy lady laying with you.

Secondly, you don't have to shout or try to be a yeye man when you are caught, nothing wrong in saying sorry, men do say sorry.

Thirdly, do have conversation with your lady in all aspect.

Thank you

Thank you, I'll take your suggestions.
Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 5:14pm On May 05, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
see me see problem o,is it affecting your sexual performance?, is it affecting your productivity?, are you addicted to itif no ,then why you come they stress person ,I don't know the advice you seek ,but if it bothers you that much then stop. to me is not a big issue if your partner ain't cool with it is either you be more careful or you stop entirely

I think it's somehow affecting my sexual performance, cos the no o times we have sex has greatly reduced and funny enough even with the constant sex without any pills or protection all these years, she hasn't even missed her period once. She even once joked about this.
Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 5:11pm On May 05, 2022
Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously cool speaking

“Lies and secrets, Op, they are like a cancer in the soul. They eat away what is good and leave only destruction behind.”

You was caught in the act, now man up and own your shit, this is not the time to start acting smart because as long as she don facebook you for the act it's a wrap bro, I suggest you have a deep one on one with her about your situation.

Wetin she know she don know and she no fit un-know am weda you choose to accept it or not.

Man up bro, las las what will be will be.

Thank you sir.
Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 5:09pm On May 05, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
enya go rest cheesy, ya p man fit dey soapy, almost all guys touch themselves , you better come in terms with this reality.

This cracked me up really. Let's just leave her pal out in respect for our elders cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 5:07pm On May 05, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Saving what relationship? You seem to be in a relationship with yourself instead and I hope that gal has figured that out right about now. undecided

You definitely need help in the self discipline department. undecided

"Help in self discipline" Noted, I'll work on that too. Thank you.
Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 5:05pm On May 05, 2022
Magnoliaa:
You're clearly not ready for marriage yet. In all ramifications. And I'm not surprised it's how it is with y'all young men of nowadays.

You are going to be sexually insatiable, definitely because you've had your fair share of copious pussĂ­es to the point of being sexually addicted and daresay say I, abnormal.

This is why I advise young ladies of my gender. See the kind of wahala this son of Adam wants to bring into an innocent lady's life. Pornography and masturbation palava. I won't be surprised if you've been doing an*m*ls, too, because no normal man will not get aroused by the body of a woman. But because you've seen and done everything, penetrative sex is not satisfying to you men again and you're instead making use of your hands. Also endangering your health by rubbing all manners of nonsense on your priiks that in turn affect your fertility and sperm quality. If using hand no do you, you go definitely graduate to other sĂšx tĂČys. And subject an innocent, real babe to a life of competition with inanimate objects. undecided You better leave her and go and nurse a lonely life like your fellow redpillers.

I spit on your gender as all y'all be doing is bringing troubles to womankind. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Madam you harsh o!

Anyways, rants received with thanks sha, I'll pick what can be picked.

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Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 5:01pm On May 05, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Maybe she is not sexually attractive

But masturbating is not a problem..masturbating is very good

The only bad thing here is that you were not supposed to do it when she is around you...

Just apologise...and next time do it only when she is not around....because doing it when she is around means you are saying she is not sexually attractive
And if you want to stop or limit it...then have this mentality of not seeing Masturbation as a bad thing...
You know one funny thing about Masturbation...when you stop seeing it as a bad thing then you will start to limit it without you knowing


Your advise seems practical, thank you.

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Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 5:00pm On May 05, 2022
czarr:
It's not a big deal, don't act like it is by denying it. Why you sef come dey shout for her. Do you know is if she also masturbates?

It's better you admitted you were self servicing than trying to grow your dick. Why? The former would make her a little insecure about her attractiveness to you, and she would up her game in pleasing you. The latter would make her feel you are insecure about your D size and she'll loose attraction for you, she may begin to question if she made a right choice for a partner.

Thanks so much. I have also come to realize that lying was so silly of me, I hope I get a chance to right my wrong.

I know deep down that she's a lovely woman and sure does not deserve this, I also cannot afford to lose her.
Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 4:56pm On May 05, 2022
lecowas:
Hahaha, wahala be like soapy, e no dey stop grin grin grin

You getting angry shows that you are not ready to admit that you have a problem, u have to admit it has become an addiction and a problem before u can get help. She might be one of the few people that can help you. Free ur mind from the shackles!

Thanks. I fully admit it's a problem, my shouting then was just an involuntary defense so as not to appear weak. I'll try and discuss it with her and see how to get help. Infact how to face her or go about it is why I brought it here.
Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 4:49pm On May 05, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
na wao ,ya fiancee suppose Know say some guys they masturbate ,this suppose no ause issue,but it seems she ain't cool with it ,so I don know masturbate exclusively cheesy

You're saying this isn't a "me alone issue" and can anyone, I mean a lady who intends to marry you be cool with this?
Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 4:39pm On May 05, 2022
Gambit1:
If your fiance is like me, then it's over between us.
You have someone willing beside you and you opted for masturbation, definitely there's something wrong and you need help.

Maybe there's something really wrong with me, and you're right I definitely need help starting from how to handle this present situation, saving my relationship and ultimately overcoming my weakness.

But you mean you'll really just end a 4 years old relationship like that?

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Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 4:34pm On May 05, 2022
Magnoliaa:
You're clearly not fit for marriage yet.

Why did you conclude so, cos I'm masturbating?
Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 4:32pm On May 05, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Maybe she is not sexually attractive

But masturbating is not a problem..masturbating is very good

The only bad thing here is that you were not supposed to do it when she is around you

She is, just that I have been masturbating even before we met and haven't been able to stop.
Romance / Re: Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 4:29pm On May 05, 2022
czarr:
It's not a big deal, don't act like it is by denying it.

Thanks.

I just don't know if it's really isn't. Even if it's not, should I just go back to her and tell her it's true and then what next?
Romance / Help My Fiancée Caught Me Masturbating by asoebi(m): 4:20pm On May 05, 2022
Hello everyone, please I need urgent advise cos my relationship might be crumbling and it will be entirely my fault.

My fiancée spent the night at my place and caught me maturating. I was so engrossed in the act that I didn't know she's been watching until she made some sounds as if turning on the bed. I quickly stopped and put on my boxers properly hoping she didn't see it, and just continued pressing my phone as if I was surfing the net while she was just staring at me like a ghost. I even kept pointing my phone's screen to her face for like 3 intervals to see if she has gone back to sleep but in all the times her eyes were wide opened staring at me. I finally dropped the phone and went to sleep till the next morning.

We woke up normally the next day and acted all cool with each other throughout the day until she confronted me last night asking me what I was doing and why, cos according to her she would have gladly obliged me if I wanted sex. She even alleged that she noticed I always don't want to be intimate with her at night but instead prefer to sleep alone. I tried denying with a silly excuse (I know it sounds stupid but that was the only thing my brain could conjure at that moment) that I wasn't maturating, rather I was doing a routine penis enlargement procedure I was watching online, but she insisted saying she has been noticing it some other nights but she's was not always sure if it's real or just her mind playing pranks with her. However this time, she has caught me red handed.

I finally resorted to shouting at her angrily, it was at that point she stopped talking and started crying. Later on she started muttering something to herself as if praying and she kept doing that while I slept on in silence. I didn't even know how or when I finally slept off.

My challenge now is how I should handle the issue, cos she has still been acting all cool as if nothing happened even when I left home without saying a word to her, or even letting her know I when I was leaving, but she has called me twice today and spoken normal as if she is not angry or bothered about what transpired last night.

Please I need just your advice, no insults.

Thank you.
Travel / Re: Commuters Forced To Ride On Horses On Mile12 - Ikorodu Road As Traffic Worsens by asoebi(m): 8:54pm On Aug 04, 2019
Nawa o!

No wonder majority of Nigerians can never live long.

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Crime / Re: Man In Tears After Being Scammed At Computer Village. Vid & Pics by asoebi(m): 4:05pm On Sep 21, 2018
Same thing happened to me 2 years back, thank God my fear made me do something I wouldn't do in a normal circumstance.

I left home with #18,000 naira to buy any good mid-range andriod phone I can get. On getting there, one of these street guys now showed me a Techno J8 phone that's worth around #45000 as at then. We agreed on #14,000 and I brought out money to pay him, while counting out his money, I started telling him tales of my own ruggedness too at least to show him I'm street also.

Long story short... I gave him money, collected and pocketed the phone immediately and was walking away when another idiot grabbed me from behind as was shouting "hey where you see that phone, you be thief!". Confused and terribly scared, I just gave him a heavy punch probably out of impulse thereby freeing myself, and immediately ran without looking back to the Police post. Funny enough they backed off immediately I got to the place. I quickly narrated what happened to them, the police guys there now told me that's how they behave, and they would have collected the phone from me without giving me back my money and probably even beat me in the process. They were even hailing me for outsmarting them, and even said I should go with the phone that it's my luck, but deep down I was still terrified and could not go home alone

They finally escorted me to the bus stop and that was how I duped the dupers... grin grin grin

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Car Talk / Fleet Tracking & Management Solution by asoebi(m): 5:51pm On Sep 12, 2018
FleetTrack is a vehicle tracking & fleet management solution designed to track and comprehensively manage every detail about your vehicles. This telematic solution is emphatically fashioned for cost management, driver behaviour management, fuel management and overall fleet management to achieve efficiency and productivity.
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Jobs/Vacancies / Car Wash by asoebi(m): 3:56pm On Aug 27, 2018
By washing your car regularly, you can reduce the amount of time these items are exposed to your paint. And by doing so, you are preserving the exterior of your vehicle, and its resale value.

Getting a professional Car Washer to do the job also is very important especially when you need to get one on the go.

Workclick is the best place to get a car wash professional with just a few clicks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Laundry Man by asoebi(m): 3:40pm On Aug 27, 2018
Do you know that most clothes get faded quickly not because of the inferior quality but because they are being washed wrongly. With a professional Laundry man, this is never the case.

Get a professional Laundry man on Work click and be rest assured of a sparkling long lasting wash.
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Jobs/Vacancies / Photographer by asoebi(m): 3:28pm On Aug 27, 2018
Nothing beats a photo shoot taken by a professional photographer. Workclick has taker cake the hassles of getting one.

With just a few clicks, a professional photographer will be at your door step to give you that beautiful shot.
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Business / Plumber by asoebi(m): 2:18pm On Aug 27, 2018
Image getting to your kitchen and the whole floor is wet from water leaking from your sink or turning on the tap and water is not coming. Do not be alarm there is a plumber just at your fingertips.

Ensuring that your plumbing system is functioning is what plumbers at WorkClick do.

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Technology Market / Plumber by asoebi(m): 4:15pm On Aug 24, 2018
Image getting to your kitchen and the whole floor is wet from water leaking from your sink or turning on the tap and water is not coming. Do not be alarm there is a plumber just at your fingertips.
Ensuring that your plumbing system is functioning is what plumbers at WorkClick do.

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Technology Market / Barber/ Hairstylist(male) by asoebi(m): 4:04pm On Aug 24, 2018
You will not appreciate a barber until you see the stranger stirring back at you in the mirror with his/her bushy looking hairs.
Thinking of having a haircut or what in Nigerian parlance is known as barbing then go to WorkClick and request a barber to come and give you an haircut.


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Fashion / Car Mechanic by asoebi(m): 3:20pm On Aug 24, 2018
Your car could breakdown on a busy High way, and your car mechanic could be hundreds of kilometers away and too busy to even take your calls.

That’s when you’ll realize how important an instant service platform is and if it’s even available anywhere.

Don’t worry anyway, it is and Workclick is the best of such platforms to get a professional Car Mechanic in no time.

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Fashion / Cleaner by asoebi(m): 3:07pm On Aug 24, 2018
Majority of people are bust with work and often find very little time for their selves. But there is sure a lot to be done; from general house cleaning to furnishing of furniture etc, all these and many more within a short time.

That’s why lots of people are now offer cleaning service as a professional cleaner. Get one and save yourself the hassle of doing it yourself.

If you’re in need of one urgently, trust workclick to provide a professional cleaner instantly.

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Fashion / Barber/ Hairstylist(male) by asoebi(m): 2:58pm On Aug 24, 2018
Everyone agrees it’s a necessity to look good, that’s why we take our time to visit a barbing saloon for a cut.

Imagine having to spend hours waiting in queue for a barber with lots of other customers also waiting in queue just like you. Well, that time is Past!

There are lots of online platform you can instantly get a professional barber with just a few clicks and Workclick is just my favourite of such platform.

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https://workclick.com/pages/about-us/
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.workclick.workclick

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