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FashionBarber/ Hairstylist(male) by asoebi(op): 2:58pm On Aug 24, 2018
Everyone agrees it’s a necessity to look good, that’s why we take our time to visit a barbing saloon for a cut.

Imagine having to spend hours waiting in queue for a barber with lots of other customers also waiting in queue just like you. Well, that time is Past!

There are lots of online platform you can instantly get a professional barber with just a few clicks and Workclick is just my favourite of such platform.

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EducationJAMB 2017/2018 - What You Need To Know by asoebi(op): 4:26pm On Oct 18, 2016
The 2017/2018 JAMB forms might start selling anytime soon. In fact, it might be out for sale anytime from next month(November).

Whining about the negatives of the new JAMB policy is not alone, it is also very important to brace prospective applicants for this new development should this law be approved by the executive.

Here are things to do that can help you secure an admission place in the coming JAMB exam.

Start Studying Now
As the old saying goes “the earlier, the better”. Whatsoever you intend doing successfully, it’s a must you start it as early as possible. This will keep you on a better pace ahead of others. This does not, however, mean reading every text books and notes you have at home; SMART reading is the key here. Study past questions, attempt questions on your own, attend extra coaching if you can afford it, create or join a study group (this increases your level of commitment), create a study plan and follow it religiously, etc.

Research well on choice of school
This is where almost all applicant gets it wrong. I bet by now every applicant should have been able to identify his/her week points, know his/her abilities and as well understand how far/well they can do in a test. This is very necessary in making the right choice when selecting a school.

Not everyone can be admitted by the likes of UI, UNN, Unilag, Unizik, Unilorin, OAU and other first generation universities. Moreover, it’s now a well-known fact that these schools always have large number of applicants that far…far exceeds their admission capacity. Why still gamble with a whole year of your time trying to secure admission in such schools when you know you’re probably of average performance. There are other quality federal/state universities scattered across other parts of Nigeria that have equally good facilities and learning environments you can apply to.

In reality, the emergence of good private universities like Covenant, Babcook and others in that regard have exposed the inadequacies of our so called big guns. They are now only leaving on past glory that majority of their present graduates cannot defend. Schools like ATBU, Usman Dan Fodio University, ESUT, IBB University Lapai, LAUTECH, EKSU, AKSU, and others can give you all you need to be a successful graduate.

Consider Private Universities
We now have private universities that have relatively cheaper fees compared to Covenant, Babcock etc. Schools like Paul University, Awka, Oduduwa University, Salem University, Madonna University etc. should also be considered. You are almost certain of automatic admission if you choose these universities as long as you meet the JAMB national cut-off.

Get Good Grades in O-Level Result
This is another serious thing to consider. First make sure you have good grades in your o-level results, as it’s well known that almost, if not all institutions now make use of o-level results to calculate their screening. It is thus very important to make sure you secure good grades in your forth-coming SSCE Internal/External examinations.

Prayer
Prayer is the last but not the least of things to do. Studying hard alone cannot make you achieve success, there are other factors that also determine success some of which at times are beyond human control. Committing your plans to God’s hands make things easier. When you have played your own part completely, then God will know he has a part to play and as far as He is concerned, he would never want to be the cause of anyone’s failure.

That’s it. Study, Research, Weigh your options and pray. It is the surest way to be an undergraduate by 2017/2018.

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WebmastersRe: 5 Mistakes First-time Bloggers Make by asoebi(m): 3:53pm On Sep 19, 2016
Amastermovic:
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. link to your blog lemme see
can u check mine, i also need a theme because people complain that the background is too dull
Thanks in advance
moplenty.
BusinessRe: A Caterer In Dire Need Of An Assistance by asoebi(op): 12:48pm On Aug 10, 2016
youngest85:
let's start pushing.....it must reach FP
Thanks so much.

@Mods, please this is very important/urgent as earlier stated. Kindly help move this topic to the front page for people to see and assist. All she needs is a SPACE to VEND for the meantime while she's able to raise enough to continue paying even if the intending helper requires such.
BusinessA Caterer In Dire Need Of An Assistance by asoebi(op): 11:31am On Aug 10, 2016
PLEASE I NEED YOUR ATTENTION FOR 5 MINUTES

A professional caterer based in Lagos is in dire need of assistance to get back on her feet.

I can confirm to you that she is having accommodation challenge and she has four children to take care of. She is not soliciting for funds, rather all she prefers is a FREE SPACE in a up mobile environment where she can set up a local food vending business.

I can attest to her prowess in catering for Local sumptuous Nigerian dishes on a large scale and for big party.

For further details on how to reach her kindly send me a PM or call o8o61669372.

I look forward to your good response on empowering her.
Thanks so much for your time.
God bless You.

@Mods. Please this is very urgent and the person involved is a close relative. Kindly help by pushing this to the frontpage.
EducationRe: Nigeria Universities and Polytechnics In Photos by asoebi(m): 4:20pm On Aug 08, 2016
kuka700:
FUTMinna Bosso Campus
Please are you from FUTMinna?
ComputersRe: Common Issues After Installing Windows 10 And Solutions by asoebi(m): 5:20pm On Jul 27, 2016
MizMyColi:
Please Help.

My windows start menu, cortana, volume, edge and most microsoft applications no longer open.

What do I do please cry
Download and install windows 10 Pro. I had the same issue, in my own case the sleep option disappeared, I was unable to reduce or increase the screen brightness and a lot of my software i.e antivirus all stopped working. I tried updating all the drivers all to no avail until I finally reverted back to win 8.1 and did a fresh installation of the new win10.ISO I downloaded.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2016/2017 ADMISSION THREAD by asoebi(m): 2:27pm On Jul 21, 2016
SagePAUL:
how do we contact the admin
give a link to the portal
@SagePaul by now you should have known that that poster is a scammer. JAMB... I repeat JAMB will never ask you to contact ANYONE for ANY INFO concerning admission those guys don't even reply e-mails nor complaints lodged to them by indeviduals. I know this cos I have tried severally to send them mails to get direct info about the posting stuff, and there was no reply. Instead their portal was updated for more clarifying info. Always visit their official website as EVERY INFO you need about jamb can be gotten from their official website www.jamb.gov.ng. Anything aside from this is SCAM! @Mr. Fabian the scammer, GOD is watching you and I will not only leave it to God alone, I'm also duty bond to educate and alert unsuspecting admission seekers who out of desperation have lost their sense of rational thinking of who you are or your Modus Operandi. "Silence is a crime where their is injustice."
TravelRe: Mention The States In Nigeria That You Have Been To. by asoebi(m): 11:59am On Jul 20, 2016
Lagos (Born and Bred)

Ogun
Oyo
Osun
Ekiti (Empty state with Embellished few express!)
Ondo
Edo
Delta
Anambra
Enugu (This state na small new york... Shout-out to all Enugu peeps)
Imo (I will never forget the female hotel attendant who called me AND Gave me back my wallet containing my ATM Card and money and the mopol that helped me find my way and even kept calling to findout about my well being all through my stay.
Abia
Ebonyi
Rivers
Akwa-Ibom
Cross River
Bayelsa
Benue
Kogi (State of Origin. Dat state is a disgrace to all ethnics present [Yoruba, Igbo and Hausa Inclusive!])
Nassarawa
Niger (I love this State! I'm even applying to study @ FUTMINNA)
Plateau
Kano (Those Sabon Gari Park guys can deceive even Jesus Christ enter wrong bus)
Kaduna (I just drop go piss ni sha)
Kwara (Kwasu Post-utme...meen! dat skul is loaded!)

Opps! How can I forget my FCT (Where anywhere leads to everywhere)
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2016/2017 University Pre-admission Screening Exercise(UPASE) by asoebi(op): 10:55am On Jul 20, 2016
You might find it difficult to upload your passport and o level result(s) if the size is bigger than the recommended size or type. Reduce the size and make sure it's in JPEG format.
EducationFUTMINNA 2016/2017 University Pre-admission Screening Exercise(UPASE) by asoebi(op): 10:51am On Jul 20, 2016
This is to inform all candidates who have applied for admission into the Federal University of Technology, Minna, for the 2016/2017 academic session that the University’s Pre-Admission Screening Exercise (UPASE) will hold at the University Main Campus, Gidan Kwano, Minna, as follows:

(i) UTME - Monday, 15th – Saturday, 20th August, 2016
(ii) Direct Entry - Monday, 5th – Wednesday, 7th September, 2016

Note:
(i) UTME Candidates – The screening exercise will involve physical interaction and sighting of credentials only.

(ii) DE Candidates –The screening exercise will be aptitude test conducted using Computer Based-Test (CBT) platform and sighting of credentials.

REGISTRATION:
• Registration for UTME candidates including those awaiting O’level results will commence on Monday, 18th July, 2016 and end midnight of Friday, 29th July, 2016.
• Direct Entry candidates will register on Monday, 22nd August, 2016 to end midnight of Friday, 2nd September, 2016.
• Candidates are advised to visit the FUT Minna website www.futminna.edu.ng for details on the procedure for on-line registration, requirements for the screening exercise and other general information.
• Candidates are to pay a non-refundable fee of N1,500 for UTME and N2,000 for DE as University Processing Fee through Interswitch platform.

ELIGIBILITY
(i) Only UTME and DE candidates who selected Federal University of Technology, Minna are eligible for the screening exercise.

(ii) UTME candidates must have a minimum UTME score of 180, except for those courses for which higher cut-off marks have been indicated on the University Website. - Click here for the 2016/2017 ADMISSION CUT-OFF

(iii) All candidates must possess a minimum of five ‘O’ level credits including Mathematics and English Language obtained at not more than two sittings in subjects relevant to their proposed courses. Any candidate who does not have these requirements is considered as an Awaiting Result (AR) candidate. Awaiting Result (AR) candidates should refer to (vi). In addition, Direct Entry candidates must possess a minimum of Lower Credit at National Diploma and/or Higher National Diploma levels or Merit at NCE level.

(iv) UTME candidates who have met the minimum score of their chosen courses, but do not have the UTME or O’level subjects combination are eligible to change to any other course of which requirements are met by the candidates.

(v) Only ‘O’ level result print-outs downloaded directly from the websites of the National Examining Bodies (WAEC/NECO/NABTEB) or photocopies of original certificate(s) will be accepted for verification.

(vi) Candidates awaiting results must upload their results and other credentials for screening not later than 15th September, 2016. They must also appear for screening on the scheduled date on their registration print out.

All enquiries should be directed to the following: infoupase@futminna.edu.ng or call 09083075187 and 08028949142.

HOW TO REGISTER

1. Go through this instruction carefully and click “CLICK HERE TO BEGIN YOUR REGISTRATION”. at the end of the age.
2. Enter Your JAMB Registration number and one of your names in the space provided and click on the “Login” button.
3. If you Log in successfully, a welcome page will appear showing your details, otherwise, the system reports back that “Either your JAMB Registration Number/Name is not correct or you did not choose FUT Minna”.

Note:
a. If your record meets the requirements for the course you chose in JAMB, the system will prompt you to upload passport (150 x 170px, jpg format and not more than 22kb) and enter your phone number and email address. A dropdown on Alternative Course Choice containing other courses you can alternatively choose from will also appear.
b. If your records do not meet the requirement for the course you chose in JAMB due to your UTME Score; UTME subjects combination or o’level requirements) the system will prompt you to enter phone number and email address. You MUST choose another course which requirement you meet from the on Alternative Course Choice drop down.

4. Click “Continue” button
5. Upload and view o’level results on the page that appears
Note: if you are awaiting result click on “Continue” button.
6 Confirmation page will appear showing you what you have entered before sending the information to interswitch payment gateway. If you are satisfied with the record click on “payment gateway” button otherwise click on “Edit Entries'” button to make adjustment.

How to make Payment
On the confirmation page, click on “payment gateway” button, the system takes you to interswitch platform where you will be prompted to select the type of ATM card and enter the following;

i. ATM Card Number
ii. Expiring Date
iii. Security number i.e three digit number at back of the ATM Card
iv. Pin number (Do not disclose your pin number to anyone)

Click on Pay button
7. If your payment is successful 2016/2017 Registration ship will appear on the screen otherwise, the system takes you to a page showing you why the payment is not successful. You will be require to click on re-query link for at least four times, if not successful still, go to the nearest ATM stand and check that your account has not been debited before you re-initiate another transaction.

https://eportal.futminna.edu.ng/upase/login.php
EducationRe: Admit Students Through JAMB Not Post-utme – FG Warns by asoebi(m): 5:07pm On Jul 12, 2016
edoboy74:
This system is total rubbish... At least before a candidtate seat for an exam he or she must have been informed about criteria needed for admission...every candidates priority before JAMB was to score above 180 or 200 and above in other to create eligibility for PUME... Now the stupid FG just popped up with a very useless idea where candidates that score 186 will be admitted leaving behind another that scores 220 a in the name of a particular course cut off mark... If this candidates where informed about this blatant system and at least let them know every course now has it cut off mark, I bet you 90% will opt in for a change of course to further their chance of admission in relation to their jamb score and course cut off mark... Now those with 220 won't be admitted and some with 189 will be admitted... Like I use to say, the destiny of any average Nigerian lays In the arms of our government. They now decide our future...
This is sensible
EducationRe: Admit Students Through JAMB Not Post-utme – FG Warns by asoebi(m): 4:18pm On Jul 12, 2016
neocortex:
Tell me which reasonable government dictates to the universities
on how to admit their students ?

Change is evil if the result will be chaos.

The only people happy with this directive are those afraid of failing
Post-UTME.
Tertiary institutions must be allowed to determine their own admission process.
Seconded
EducationRe: Admit Students Through JAMB Not Post-utme – FG Warns by asoebi(m): 4:10pm On Jul 12, 2016
This policy is too secretive. As I type I've seen someone with 181 a score lower compared to mine being posted for admission same school, same course. How come? Note I'm from a state which qualify as both catchment and ELDS for the said institution.
EducationRe: JAMB Opens Portal To Check Where You Are Posted For Consideration by asoebi(m): 2:33pm On Jul 11, 2016
JOOHEL:
if
What's your jamb score,were you posted to your institution of choice, and given the exact course you applied for?
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2016/2017 ADMISSION THREAD by asoebi(m): 9:26am On Apr 08, 2016
Prepme:
More University POST-UTME materials have been added, those preparing for the exams should make good use of the materials at www.study-preps.com

Also appreciate the work and effort put in making the materials accessible in one place by commenting there.
I can find the past question for FUTMINNA on the website.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2015/2016 ASPIRANTS THREAD by asoebi(m): 5:01pm On Apr 07, 2016
Please I need FUTMINNA post utme past questions for Computer Science, my email address is ajayidaniel@hotmail.com. also add me on the watsapp group my no is 08061669372.

Thanks.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2016/2017 ADMISSION THREAD by asoebi(m): 3:07pm On Apr 07, 2016
Hello guys, you all are doing a very good job.

Please I need post utme past question for Computer Science, my email address is ajayidaniel@hotmail.com. I would also like to join the whatsapp group so we can get to share info among each other.

I pray we all make it by God's grace.
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EducationRe: Futminna 2016/2017 Aspirants Thread by asoebi(m): 3:06pm On Apr 07, 2016
Hello guys, you all are doing a very good job.

Please I need post utme past question for Computer Science, my email address is ajayidaniel@hotmail.com. I would also like to join the whatsapp group so we can get to share info among each other.

I pray we all make it by God's grace.
EducationRe: The Federal University Of Technology Akure (FUTA) 2016/2017 Admission Session by asoebi(m): 10:43am On Apr 06, 2016
Raufrukayat:
Sent
Please I also need the past question. My email is ajayidaniel@hotmail.com thank you.
EducationRe: The Federal University Of Technology Akure (FUTA) 2016/2017 Admission Session by asoebi(m): 11:03am On Mar 31, 2016
Good Morning All

Please I scored 212 in my JAMB exam and I intend to study Computer Science. What are my chances, and do they accept 2 sittings? Kindly add me to your whatsapp group 08061669372.

I will need the past question for computer science too my email: ajayidaniel@hotmail.com
RomanceRe: Students Romancing Publicly On Lekki Highway (Photo) by asoebi(m): 5:54pm On Feb 18, 2016
I'm very familiar with the school, and from their uniforms, it certain they are both boys. Their females put on this "Simbi" kind of uniform. Seem more to me like they are probably play fighting or at worse fighting for real.
PoliticsRe: PDP Governors Visit Goodluck Jonathan At His Otuoke Residence ...photos by asoebi(m): 3:44pm On Sep 08, 2015
nonyedoris:
Farewell president Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan. To evreythin there is time Thank you for availing yourself. Thank you for showing us the step. Thank you for changing the course. Thank you for carrying the cross. You bear the pain. You accepted the blame. You were faulted in all. You were mocked. You were insulted. You were hated You were dishonored. You were disregarded. You were riddiculled. You were reduced to nothing. Yet you absorbed all. What kind of man? Nigerians were horrified running,waiting for the fate of the nation in 2015 election. Africa was on the watch perhaps to create a refugee camp. The world was waiting perhaps to send peacekeapers. Then you made that call,one call that changed the whole scene. Those that supported you looked like dreamers. Those that were against you pondered a long time in their heart. What kind of man? I never thought it could happen, I never thought. You dignified Nigerians before Africa and the world. You changed the story of the nation. You sacrificed all,all,your dignity, your immunity,your honor,your respect,your title,your power,just to save this nation from drowning,and you saved her. TODAY,as you bow out,we pray the peace you left behind will follow Nigeria,I can see your footprint on African political soil,Wherever Nelson Mandela is mention,GEJ will be mentioned,I promise to tell my children and anyone who cares to know,about you,In this last minute I say to you sir 'farewell' farewell, farewell. I salute you.
God bless you for this write up. I'm thinking of posting a farewell message for him on my facebook page too. Permit me to use some of your words, it's so touching.
PoliticsRe: PDP Governors Visit Goodluck Jonathan At His Otuoke Residence ...photos by asoebi(m): 3:33pm On Sep 08, 2015
Demmocrats:
The man that humbly bowed out so me and you will enjoy peace.



The same man that never reply obj even when the beast attacks him of the same type of crime him obj has committed in a more amplified manner.



The same man that have taken all the blames of others even when he never committed the crimes.


I know he failed in some areas but his still human and still deserve our respect which those governors are doing.



The summary of everything his still human with weakness just like any other human and I still respect him to the core for his humility which is also a quality from God.


A true statesman unlike the other one that still rants his mouth like a nagging old woman
God bless you for this post, you just spoke my mind.

He still remains one of the few Nigerians I love cause of his humility not to forget that my Dad so much love this man like hell all cause of his simplicity.
PoliticsRe: Ranking Of Nigerian States By Poverty Rates by asoebi(m): 5:55pm On Jul 01, 2015
dokyOloye:
I was in Niger state for 2 weeks recently and I was shocked by what I saw.
Very well educated and mannered ppl wt better standard of living.
I am talking of ppl living in d villages,but U can't say that for D whole of Kano state.
Where in Niger State did you visit? cos aside some areas in the state capital(Minna), majority of the rests are uneducated. I even visited a village about 20 minutes away from the village and lots of peeps I met on the way can neither speak nor understand English even the so called students in their uniforms.

Though I'll agree with you they are well mannered.
EducationRe: Lautech Postutme/admission Thread For 2015/2016 by asoebi(m): 8:26am On Mar 18, 2015
Please, I scored 193 in my CBT test, and I want to study computer science in Lautec, is there any hope for me?
LiteratureRe: Forever And For Always - Story By Repogirl by asoebi(m): 3:22pm On Nov 24, 2014
repogirl:
looool skimpledawg, na WA o, all these my readers and I came second, only the first is recognized nao.

now as for this story, pls keep watching this space, in the next few days I will put up something, am sorry again fo keeping you guys on hold like this.
Take your time we are used to it.




On a lighter note, seems Aunty Repo is now a member of the famous Nairaland hence your space booking since 169 AD. grin[i][/i][size=8pt][/size][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club 2 - 2014. For Nairaland Writers Collaboration 2014. by asoebi(m): 3:17pm On Nov 24, 2014
Captivating!

With the way all writers kept interpreting the plots and story amazingly, I'm yet to be convinced that all stories so far were not written by a single writer.

@LarrySun your architectural story design is da bomb, @Frank317 strong foundation, simply the best. @Repogirl a gave me a clearer picture, with a touch of emotion, @TDan one sentence, "It's in you".
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EducationRe: Unbelievable Pictures Of Awori college Ojo Lagos by asoebi(m): 10:46am On Nov 20, 2014
Government alone shouldn't take the blame. I'll also blame it on the student for their careless and inconsiderate attitude towards the maintenance of the school premises, and the teachers for not doing their duty of enforcing sanity.

A simple look at one of the picture with the inscription "EKO Project 2012/2013" is enough pointer to indicate that the school has experienced the intervention of the government recently. I'm not trying to defend Fashola's administration, but with a clear conscience would you blame the government for broken chairs littered all around, ceilings obviously destroyed and classroom looking tattered and dirty? or should we always expect government intervention on a yearly basis.

If you are familiar with Sari Iganmu Secondary school, you will understand what I'm talking about. It a school I've known before it was renovated and even after renovation. Try and visit the school and you would be surprised.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition: Semifinals! by asoebi(m): 12:01pm On Nov 19, 2014
I vote Amefrica.

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