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SportsRe: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by asoebi(m): 4:13pm On Apr 26, 2012
yeee screen saver ayeoooo!!!!!!(when a player has been "seriously" dribbled) grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Govt To Build Two Emergency Power Plants In Lagos by asoebi(m): 3:49pm On Apr 24, 2012
Jona is already preparing himself for 2015 grin grin grin grin, all talks and no action makes jona a retard..... Chai Only for naija
PoliticsRe: NNPC Vehemently Denies Fuel Subsidy Report by asoebi(m): 1:29pm On Apr 23, 2012
In a country like nigeria, criminals are only known but are not prosecuted....God help us.
CrimeRe: Five Nigerian Drug Traffickers Arrested In India, Malaysia by asoebi(m): 12:30pm On Apr 23, 2012
Nigerians are vexing gan
PoliticsRe: FG To Relocate Boko Haram Suspects To Secret Detention Centre In Lagos by asoebi(m): 11:41am On Apr 20, 2012
its a big lie!!!
i am very sure a government would not be that silly by trying to bring those people down to LAGOZ.
PoliticsRe: GEJ Vows To End Boko Haram Menace During A Visit To Germany by asoebi(m): 11:41pm On Apr 19, 2012
must you vow why don't can't you just fix the situation silently like the gentle man you are
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 21st April 2012 by asoebi(m): 11:31pm On Apr 19, 2012
simply because they managed to beat barca does not guarantee their win over arsenal, so i forsee victory for arsenal.
PoliticsRe: PDP Vows To Dislodge ACN From Southwest. Dream Of The Century! by asoebi(m): 4:01pm On Apr 11, 2012
See two mumus dey talk, like say we even like any of them mtcheeew
FYI I voted for Fashola and not ACN
I voted for GEJ and not PDP
mtchewwww
PoliticsRe: Army To Use Specially Trained Dogs To Fight Boko Haram by asoebi(m): 3:35pm On Apr 11, 2012
So those dogs now have the ability to intercept bombs abi chaii only for naija tongue tongue
EducationRe: JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Deadline Is 27 & 28th April by asoebi(m): 3:26pm On Apr 11, 2012
If you're using your mobile phone to check it, download UCWeb 8.2 on xchanger.mobi and change the user agent (UA) to Mozilla Firefox or others.
But if you're using a computer and its not going, then you beta check the URL.
Thank you. Am using my mobile phone and its now working perfectly after following your steps in-fact av just changed my choice of institution now
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua - Nollywood To Lose Another Actor Very Soon by asoebi(m): 3:15pm On Apr 11, 2012
Which day dis man go talk of sumtin wey no consign death. So dis man no fit see vision say okonjo iweala go win world bank presido? Or say boko haram go stopp d bombin soon? Or 9ja go b one of d best economy by 2015. Mke him dey talk beta abeg.
Even he sees it, I trust He will never voice it out
abi you want may okonjo close hin church if she eventually fail? grin grin grin
EducationRe: JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Deadline Is 27 & 28th April by asoebi(m): 2:10pm On Apr 11, 2012
Mtchewww even When it took their site almost a week before it could open, even till now I have not been able to access the site with Mozilla firefox, its only accessible on Opera mini
PoliticsRe: Lagos State To Legalize Voluntary Cremation Of Corpses by asoebi(m): 2:05pm On Apr 11, 2012
To me I personally don't think its wrong, but what if someone comes back to claim a body that has already been burnt?, how are they going to retrieve the body again cos am very sure burning is an almost irreversible process, especially when you are burning to aches.
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Easter Bomb-Blast: A Victim's Story by asoebi(m): 4:25pm On Apr 10, 2012
Maybe na goat skin bag him dey call wallet grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ejikeme P. Nwosu Develops Process For Producing Flammable Gases From Urine by asoebi(m): 4:13pm On Apr 10, 2012
The North demands for 50% Urine derivation or resource control

By afam4eva, Kaduna

FOLLOWING the call by the south for a review of the 13 per cent derivation to the oil producing states, the northern governors assebly, says the urine states wants an increase in derivation or resource control.

National coordinator of the group, Abubakar Ndimi in a press statement in Kaduna said, “We wish to inform them that the urine- producing states are not done with the peanut called “13 per cent derivation“, the core demands of the Northen people is resource-control. We produce the bulk of the urine that feeds this nation because our foods are mostly liquid which enables us to urinate at will."

He said, “It is rather annoying that southern leader leaders are causing injury to the wound the nation is yet to cure. This is the greatest disappointment of Ohaneze Ndigbo and Afenifere to shamelessly say that the inadequate 13 per cent derivation to the urine producing states should be reduced.
Laugh wan break my legs grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: How & Why Do Siblings Fall Apart? by asoebi(m): 2:48pm On Apr 09, 2012
My senior brother who happens to be the first son in our family of 4(3 boy and 1 girl), but he is always wanting we brothers to always come begging him for any thing we need, He is a sworn enemy of my daddy and he neither want to see him or hear anything from him, infact it got so hard that he never want to see any of we the male ones except my sister simply because she has submitted herself totally to him.

So to me I think its just hate jealousy and the fact that he never want any of us to compete with him in terms of assets.
PoliticsRe: Church Collapses During Easter Vigil In Benue. 40 Killed by asoebi(m): 6:17pm On Apr 08, 2012
Our incompetent GEJ is just sucking human blood in his silly regime. Smh
You must be an "Otepu" for typing such a meaningless post. You mean GEJ should be blamed for the incompetence and gross negligence displayed by some people?, I can bet the building has been existing for a very long time, even before Jonathan became the president of Nigeria So why blame him for that? cos judging from you senseless and irrelevant post, I can do nothing but continue wondering if you are actually typing under the influence of alcohol, or You are just being Naughty. So reflect on your post and correct yourself.
No offense just my opinion.
HealthRe: Teen Sells Kidney For Iphone by asoebi(m): 4:19pm On Apr 07, 2012
The boy is willing to have iphone and ipad and he is very silly,but is different from some nigeria tribe who will pack their extended families and friends from villiage to indian and china to remove their human parts for money and later tell their parents that they are doing well in abroad,some people are evil.
@ Babaowo
I smell some rat in that your post and if it eventually boomerangs, ME I NO DEY OOOOOO
HealthRe: Teen Sells Kidney For Iphone by asoebi(m): 4:15pm On Apr 07, 2012
Its very simple, since He has decided to sell his kidney for just $3,500, Then he should also sell his apple products for $3,600.
In that case he is a good businessboy grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Easter And Christmas: Which Is The Most Important? by asoebi(m): 12:27pm On Apr 07, 2012
simplement arrêtés pour dire Salut
CrimeRe: Nigerians Arrested In Lagos For Ingesting Liquid Cocaine Concealed Condoms by asoebi(m): 3:30pm On Apr 05, 2012
despicable beasts even though we keep deceiving ourselves that you are part of Nigeria,you are disappointment to your ethnic group.I hope the sun can stop rising from the east and shift to the sun.
Are you not tired of this yet,
Cos the last time I checked this same act can be committed by any one, irrespective of what tribe or religion.

So bros its high time you check your post and correct your wrongs cos that your post to me is meaningless
CrimeRe: Nigerians Arrested In Lagos For Ingesting Liquid Cocaine Concealed Condoms by asoebi(m):
Well person we dey carry cocaine and person wey dey loot money na the same, Cos I am very sure that this two people were not the only once carrying the said substance during their search, But they were only caught cos they do not have the right clearance from the Big Boys that are controlling the activities of the Air port.

@the two guys, the deed has already been done, so i guess its time to serve your punishment, but if it was greed (as claimed) that brought you into this mess, then all u got to do is to serve your punishment with soberness, learn your lesson and then move on CUS SUCH IS LIFE. Good luck in your future endeavor.









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RomanceRe: If You Were To Date A Celebrity Who Would It Be? by asoebi(m): 2:56pm On Apr 05, 2012
I will want to date a Celeb like Moladun meen those tribal amrks na die grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Does Your Nairaland User-Name Mean? by asoebi(m): 8:35pm On Apr 03, 2012
My thing is peppering me... My tomtom is paining me. Now the History behind the name: I was on training in a very pervert country and after several rounds of hammering all i could think of is remember home and sorry for my self. Then i had to create that profile as a tribute to my peeled tomtom of that day
;augh nearly commot one leg of my fan grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Does Your Nairaland User-Name Mean? by asoebi(m): 8:31pm On Apr 03, 2012
I wore my first Aso Ebi, the month I opened my Nairaland Account grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist State Your Reasons For Not Believing In God/Religion by asoebi(m): 11:43am On Mar 29, 2012
@op, God created d heavens and d earth, so those planets are part of d heavens d bible referred to in gen 1 vs 1 (niv), so my dear, God exists
If what you are saying is correct, then the earth is also part of even itself, cos the earth is also a planet
PoliticsRe: Awolowo Asked Ojukwu To Be Open And Forthright . But Ojukwu Was Trying To Do Wuru Wuru Backroom Deals by asoebi(m): 4:51pm On Mar 17, 2012
The Yoruba's, can never be trysted and can never stop being bunch of cowards, Am surprise about the good guys here who are wasting time arguing with
low life Yorubas whom are suffering from chronic and genetic fear and complex problem , which is driving them to unchecked envy and jealousy to God own people Ndigbo. There is nothing the haters of Ndigbo can do about the position and blessings God have given to Ndigbo, they can only hate and go get HBP.

Ndigbo are unique people and thus they shall always be no matter what the haters think.

So I advice all Ndigbo in this Forum not to descend as low as the haters especially some Yorubas in this forum exchanging words with them.

They can never do any thing to Ndigbo, they can feel envious and hate and go and sleep and never wake up .

For them they shall remain permanently slaves to their masters all their existence.

Snakes from Up to down.

Igbo Kwezuenuoooooooooooooooo
Dummy, can you pls tell me who is actually suffering from fear and complex problems, when 90% of people killed in north crises are easterners and there has never been any retaliation from the mighty and fearless Ndibo, when your mumuish MASSOB Group gave the Nigerian Army an ultimatum only to go hiding ever since then and to never came out again, When all your miserable lives you've always been ranting about your bravely at declaring yourselves independent country yet your people are been massacred world wide without any retaliation.

Ndibo's it is time to wake up from your civil war slumber, and stop relying on your past glory attempt so as to face the present realities of life.

And pls note that all other tribes have woken up and are already preparing for any of such event that is if it is ever going to happen again

Take it or Die with it, you Ibo's still remain the losers in this failed system called Nigeria.
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PoliticsRe: Behold, Nigeria's New Police Uniform - See Pix by asoebi(m): 12:58pm On Mar 14, 2012
Oh my God! It'll be a license for the current men in black to start behaving like soldiers. The aim is to intimidate us. We are in real trouble here!
We must reject this!
I agree with you totally.
In fact when i first saw the uniform, the first thought that came through my mind was also the same as you.
PoliticsRe: Tension In Onitsha Over Ejection Of Yoruba, Hausa Traders.reprisal? by asoebi(m): 5:20pm On Jan 22, 2012
have never in my Life seen a "Leader" so careless, so useless, so senseless, so inactive, so silly, so dull, so scared, so unfocused, so aimless, so cold as this Mr. President, not even "a primary school classroom monitor" act like this. GOD PLS HELP US.
How does this relate to the topic? huh huh huh huh, and even though I am not a GEJ Supporter, i still think praying for our leaders in not a big deal, instead of using abusive words against them.
@poster take note!!!
CelebritiesAnother Nollywood Veteran Actor,david Ihezie Dies In Enugu by asoebi(op): 2:01pm On Jan 20, 2012
This is yet another tragedy in Nollywood as David Ihezie,a veteran Actor dies yesterday at his Enugu home, after suffering from Arthritis for some time now.

David Ihezie was in his 70s before he passed on yesterday. His remains has been deposited at a Medical Centre in Enugu.

May the Almighty give the family,fans and colleagues in Nollywood the strength to bear this loss.

May his Soul Rest in Perfect Peace, 2012 might bring more miseries, Lets pray for Nigeria and Nollywood ohh

PoliticsRe: Police Arrest 7 Doctors For Protesting Colleague’s Abduction by asoebi(m): 1:42pm On Jan 20, 2012
i dey laff, afterall una say yna dey business minded, why the protests naa grin grin grin

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