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Politics › Re: Angry Youths Set APC Campaign Bus On Fire In Katsina State [photos] by assholemods: 9:47am On Apr 01, 2022
AchalugoNwa:
Tinubu ooo angry
This one na person girlfriend.
Business › Re: Alex Ekwueme & Olasubomi Balogun Story: Nobody Knows Tomorrow (Pictures) by assholemods: 9:32am On Apr 01, 2022
Bastardlyrich:
Igbos and Yoruba Christians still love theirselves.
For example most igbos love macaroni,fals,femi kuti,olamide etc and most Yoruba Christians love pyhno, psquare,ckay etc.
The problem is those uglee derty afonja fake Muslim.
You last sentence is very rude, stop casting aspersions on people because of the rubbish people post on line. Faceless people for that matter.
Business › Re: Alex Ekwueme & Olasubomi Balogun Story: Nobody Knows Tomorrow (Pictures) by assholemods: 9:29am On Apr 01, 2022
The same people still call Yorubas betrayals. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Women's Champions League El Classico Sets New Attendance World Record of 91,553 by assholemods: 8:58am On Apr 01, 2022
Vixlot:
Madrid fan
Lol... The thing pain am.... cheesy cheesy
Education › Re: Please I Need Help In Balancing These Equations by assholemods: 8:52am On Apr 01, 2022
psalmz:
grin,got bored after the first 2 lines
Lol... grin grin
Education › Re: Please I Need Help In Balancing These Equations by assholemods: 11:23pm On Mar 31, 2022
psalmz:
ok,I have always hated mathematics,gives me bumps,I only practiced to pass at that moment,


meanwhile buy your affordable phones,swap your old phones to new once,check my signature for contact details
Lol.... That is chemistry not mathematics.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwean Man Survives Deadly Attack By 4 Crocodiles & Kills One Of Them (Pics) by assholemods: 10:39pm On Mar 31, 2022
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
He should count himself lucky.....

But let him be told that there's certainly one specie of crocodile here on earth that he can't survive....I mean the "SPREAD-LEG-AND-PISS" gender lipsrsealed

That gender wey fit kill samson for Bible wey kill lion....Fear that gender..
Out of point.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Attends Ground Breaking Ceremony Of New US Consulate In Lagos by assholemods: 5:04pm On Mar 31, 2022
GardenOfGod:
Is alright...
Hope he will not pee and embarrass the sophisticated ones grin
You can say that a million times, it changes nothing.
Politics › Re: What Is The Use Of This Thing? by assholemods: 12:51pm On Mar 31, 2022
UselessBuhari:
Reminds me of this. GEJ fit scatter, can Buhari do this?
Buhari cannot so what next?
Crime › Re: Liberian Man Killed His Wife After She Caught Him Molesting Her Daughter (Pix) by assholemods: 9:12pm On Mar 30, 2022
talk2hb1:
Which Kain Grammar be this Heading
Wetin do the heading? I too know!
Celebrities › Re: Mr Macaroni Reacts To The Death Of Chinelo by assholemods: 6:23am On Mar 30, 2022
Biggcake:
Sai baba till 2029

The northerners have not seen anything yet...

Unfortunately, this time around, it is the innocent blood of a southerner that is paying for their high level stuupidity.
You are not making any sense.
Sports › Re: World Cup Qualifying: Cameroon Join Senegal, Ghana, Morocco & Tunisia To Qatar by assholemods: 6:18am On Mar 30, 2022
PlayMaker14:
Many thanks to Baba lifeless for watching the match live.
Childish reasoning.
Sports › Re: Angry Fans Invade Pitch After Nigeria Lose To Ghana In World Cup Qualifiers by assholemods: 12:01am On Mar 30, 2022
house10s2:
me i dont understand football.
dey draw for there side we draw for our side

amaka how Nigeria to loose


can someone explain
Simply put they scored in our country but we didn't score in their country... It is called away goals rule.
Politics › Re: Aftermath Of The Bombed Kaduna-Abuja Train (Video) by assholemods: 12:34pm On Mar 29, 2022
donaldking10:
money that could have been well spent on other reasonable infrastructure was used to build railways in a terrorist infested region.
Nice one Buhari.
This one doesn't even know the meaning of infrastructure.
Crime › Re: Lady Gangraped By Her Boyfriend And Her Friend In Ogun (Photos) by assholemods: 12:16am On Mar 25, 2022
MonkeyMods:
Se.x starved ritualist skull miners. If they weren't caught I guess they would have mined her head along


Sophisticated ritualists
Truly you are a monkey. grin grin
Crime › Re: Lady Gangraped By Her Boyfriend And Her Friend In Ogun (Photos) by assholemods: 12:14am On Mar 25, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


What has men not done to women in this world? So men can stay without raping poor helpless vulnerable women?

Here in nairaland, they brag about how sex is the cheapest thing to get , that Nigeria girls are so loose, yet with this they still gang up to rape innocent women.


This is a very serious offense punishable by death any other punish aside death will be a mockery of Nigeria law.
This one don come with her mumu comments.
Sports › Re: Italy Fail To Qualify For World Cup In Qatar by assholemods: 12:11am On Mar 25, 2022
tarantino1:
Where d mumus them wey talk say Ororo no go play World Cup.

God don Shame una

grin
Na you be the real mumu because Portugal has not even qualified.
Sports › Re: Italy Fail To Qualify For World Cup In Qatar by assholemods: 12:10am On Mar 25, 2022
FM19addict:
Why would anyone want a World Cup without Messi or Ronaldo?
Will Messi and Ronaldo play forever?
Sports › Re: Italy Fail To Qualify For World Cup In Qatar by assholemods: 12:09am On Mar 25, 2022
tarantino1:
Where d mumus them wey talk say Ororo no go play World Cup.

God don Shame una

grin
Ororo don qualify? You are now bragging the same way a lot of people thought Italy will win Macedonia.
Sports › Re: Italy Fail To Qualify For World Cup In Qatar by assholemods: 12:06am On Mar 25, 2022
NaijaDonCast:
Paulolee and Pessi handbags predicted Italy will beat Portugal in the finals of the playoff so that Ronaldo will not qualify for the world cup and Messi and Argentina will go ahead and win the World Cup but now North Macedonia had other ideas and Portugal are one game from appearing in the world cup, beat North Macedonia on home soil and get the ticket, and if Ronaldo uses North Macedonia to get more goales you will start hearing those sore losers saying shits like he only scores against North Macedonia, Armenia, Luxembourg, and Faroe Island
If Macedonia can beat Italy what makes you think they can't beat Portugal?
Sports › Re: Italy Fail To Qualify For World Cup In Qatar by assholemods: 12:04am On Mar 25, 2022
FM19addict:
cc lalasticlala, mynd44
Eye service
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Arrive Ghana For World Qualifier Play Offs Against Ghana (Photos) by assholemods: 6:02pm On Mar 24, 2022
paulolee:
ghana go collect enough goals, If its d same ghana I saw at afcon dt couldn't beat comoros n lost to gabon, super eagles go fckup if dm no beat ghana 2-0 n upwards.
with this squad n team news am hearing, na this first leg naija go finish work just like city did in dt last round of UCL..
So you think football is mathematics?
Crime › Re: Suspected Female Ritualist Arrested In Kwara by assholemods: 11:38am On Mar 24, 2022
bomb24:
Yoruba women are now neck-deep into rituals just like their bonobos male counterparts.

Those of you dating them should be extra-conscious.

The current trend of ritualism and it related activities in yoruba-land should automatocally set an alarm and self consciouness of those that reside in their region, most especially their rural areas; apparently were such cases are high..

precaution measures:

1) If you are bald always wear face cap.

2) albinos are high on demand. so if you are one I would personally advice you to move closer to a security basement for safety.

3) get a safety helmet.

4) Meet any skilled 'cratftman' to craft a solid body plated armour for you.

5) if you have hunch back hmm sorry ooooh.

6) Plz avoid midnight movements in Sw. Especially the ladies, which of course are their predominant victims..

And also plz take note of the code-names of their ritual related activities:

BALL- head

TRANSFORMER- heart

FANS- hands
From your comment it shows that you are probably one of the ritualist.
Crime › Re: Residents Nab 60-yr-old Woman With 6 Children Tied Up; It’s Fake News — Police by assholemods: 11:35am On Mar 24, 2022
Idamond:
big lie the police has being bribed!
I know those children they live at our area, new layout eliozu.
those children got missing up to a month now, a young lady acting like a lesson teacher too them from their parents.. this country is messed up..
f**k
Come out to the public to debunk it.
Crime › Re: Residents Nab 60-yr-old Woman With 6 Children Tied Up; It’s Fake News — Police by assholemods: 11:32am On Mar 24, 2022
Sultty:
what is this one saying tongue I hope u see the pics and what I saw were children with their hands tied to the back i don't believe it's false news the old woman is a child trafficker
So you know more than police?
Sports › Re: President Buhari Likely To Watch Nigeria Vs Ghana Second Leg Live’ – Sunday Dare by assholemods: 11:06am On Mar 24, 2022
chuksville:
Please NFF should block all phone call access to President Buhari and other well-meaning Nigerians. This is to ensure that they don't call to motivate the Super Eagles for now. We Nigerians do not need their monetary promises for now until maybe after the Nigeria vs Ghana match.
We don't need to hear that we did not qualify for Qatar 2022 World Cup because Buhari called the Super Eagles in order to motivate them.
Let him instead motivate Ghana, because based on past results, anything he touches turns to.........
Gold
Sports › Re: President Buhari Likely To Watch Nigeria Vs Ghana Second Leg Live’ – Sunday Dare by assholemods: 11:05am On Mar 24, 2022
complexBoss12:
If ordinary call can eliminate them from a tournament, imagine what his presence will do!


Fans fit get injury join.
See how people dey reason.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Anatoly Chubais Resigns And Flees Russia by assholemods: 1:23am On Mar 24, 2022
Omicron007:
shocked




Another propaganda?
From Russia owned media?
Travel › Re: Aftermath Of Fire Incident At Apongbon, Lagos Island (Photos) by assholemods: 1:18am On Mar 24, 2022
Fahdiga:
Pity yourself first
I didn't make silly comment.
Travel › Re: Aftermath Of Fire Incident At Apongbon, Lagos Island (Photos) by assholemods: 9:26pm On Mar 23, 2022
Fahdiga:
This calamity happened immediately the evil one left for Abuja. The gods are angry with him
I pity you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Says Vladimir Putin Is Smart, 'Played Joe Biden Like A Drum' (Pics) by assholemods: 9:06pm On Mar 23, 2022
effort1:
That's all you can do.

Come out like a man and fight. Weakling
Say it again... Keep saying it... grin grin Psycho!

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