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Education › Re: Nairalander Bags M.eng With 5.0 CGPA. by assholemods: 4:22pm On Mar 20, 2022
derecho:
Oga carry your yeye philosophy park for your house. He believes in Jesus and he isn't asking for your opinion.
You are free to believe anything. Stop attacking people because they show their love for Jesus.
Common sense is far from you... Olodo
Did I ask him not to believe in Jesus? Believe is faith how about work? It seems you have being praying to get work for the past 10 years abi why the thing come dey pain you like this?
Work wey your leaders refuse to create! You go pray taya... Ode!
Education › Re: Nairalander Bags M.eng With 5.0 CGPA. by assholemods: 4:19pm On Mar 20, 2022
derecho:
Oga carry your yeye philosophy park for your house. He believes in Jesus and he isn't asking for your opinion.
You are free to believe anything. Stop attacking people because they show their love for Jesus.
You be real mumu and a brainwashed black man... Go and bring Jesus to build factory for you nah!... people wey carry religion for head pass people wey bring am.
You are even a terrible Christian because Bible says "faith without work is dead".....
You can see that you even lack knowledge about what you are talking about... Meanwhile the person I mentioned is not saying anything but you carry the thing for your own head! Aproko!
Politics › Re: Willie Obiano Drinking Water In EFCC Custody (Video) by assholemods: 4:06pm On Mar 20, 2022
What is wrong with drinking water? Rubbish thread!
Education › Re: Nairalander Bags M.eng With 5.0 CGPA. by assholemods: 3:59pm On Mar 20, 2022
derecho:
It's okay if you don't believe BUT that's his/her belief.
Respect other people's beliefs.Someone mentioned Allah there, you didn't comment o.
Wetin Church do una sef?
Go and sit down.. be it Allah be it God it is the same thing! What has believe got to do here? Black man with religion but very ungodly!
Both Allah and God that you talking about here has given us everything it takes to harness and build ourselves but it is being wasted so how will jobs be created?
God and Allah has given us everything it takes to make our society better yet you people will be shouting their names up and down to help you with jobs instead of thanking them for giving us what it takes to develop.
Look at Chaina, look at Korea do you think they don't believe in God? But you see more work...
Are you now happy that I mentioned Allah? Religious man! Mind you I believe in God so don't think this about throwing jibes at Christians. It involves all religions even traditional ones.
Education › Re: Nairalander Bags M.eng With 5.0 CGPA. by assholemods: 3:35pm On Mar 20, 2022
lekkyy:
He will get good job in Jesus name. God will make a way for him.
Lol there we go again God and Jesus... Is it God and Jesus that creates jobs? Black man will be shouting God and Jesus up and down when there are no concerted efforts to create jobs by our leaders!
Keep shouting God and Jesus up and down, they are the ones that will come and build industries for you. The next question is "Are you not a Christian"?
Education › Re: Nairalander Bags M.eng With 5.0 CGPA. by assholemods: 3:29pm On Mar 20, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




See my fellow 1st class degree holder in Engineering.
Can someone tell this boy that with such brains, he has no reason being in Nigeria, he should be in one Aerodrome in Ukraine or in an auto assembly plant in Sweden.

Most people here may not know, but I graduated as well with a 5.0 CGPA and first class degree in Kpekus Engineering.
There is no rusty crevice that wasn't brought back to life after being worked on by me.

But it is not by getting a CGPA of 5.0 in Mechanical Engineering in the classroom, can he replace pistons and rings in the workshop?

Can he use an Allen key and '15 combined' perfectly with just his left hand while his right hand romances the boobs of an agbo seller as he replaces the 'half-and-top' of a faulty V8 engine without being distracted?

If he can, then he is just as good as me in this thing called engineering.
As usual stupid comment.
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Flaunts Her Trimmed Body In Beautiful New Photos by assholemods: 9:54pm On Mar 19, 2022
Totilopussylick:
Na that one be your problem huh

She's an actress and what she eats and the price can train you and your entire family to a level beyond your imagination tongue.
Wetin she get?
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by assholemods: 11:58am On Mar 19, 2022
heniford2:
i know what am saying based on experience i too have also send alot of lkwere people back to Nigeria during that time ikweres where denying of not been igbo,but u see yorubas damn don't ever identify with them as an illegal immigrant doing so ur problem has just started
Guy you don't know what you are saying... This is pure senseless and childish talk... From your comments you are a kid with no experience, I will not respond to you again.
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by assholemods: 11:51am On Mar 19, 2022
nomenclature:
Its a black man something, not just nigerians .believe me
Yes you are right but we are Nigerians so it is narrowed down to our country.
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by assholemods: 11:50am On Mar 19, 2022
heniford2:
so true as illegal immigrants have this Rule in your mind but get advice from them and flee like a bird undecided nobody get u time aside ur family all na witch hunt dem be undecided get the message"UYO" undecided on your own and mostly avoid yorubas oh the already hate you as an igbo man
And now you want to derail this thread.... You are senseless!
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by assholemods: 11:48am On Mar 19, 2022
jimtemi1:
California,city of guns
Chicago number 1
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by assholemods: 11:48am On Mar 19, 2022
2braithe:
Thank God you know we hate you cheesy

My uncle's friend is languishing in prison till today.He accommodated an Igbo man in Italy.The Igbo man was dealing in drugs and his host didn't know.
You dey mind the stupid guy? I hate tribalists and tribalistic talk but if we really want to talk about it Igbo man of all people sef dey talk!
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by assholemods: 11:44am On Mar 19, 2022
heniford2:
so true as illegal immigrants have this Rule in your mind but get advice from them and flee like a bird undecided nobody get u time aside ur family all na witch hunt dem be undecided get the message"UYO" undecided on your own and mostly avoid yorubas oh the already hate you as an igbo man
You started with good advice but unfortunately ended it with stupidity. Do Igbo's love Yoruba? Do Igbo's even love themselves or anybody? The tread is about Nigerians back bitting each other's but here you are bringing your tribalistic talk.
Politics › Re: Toyin Abraham, Other Celebrities Criticised For Accepting Award From Lagos State by assholemods: 11:30pm On Mar 18, 2022
DUNDEEMASTER:
If up till now u don't know that govt awards are useless and mostly paid for...u must be high on old expired weed undecided
Same goes to all these....
Best governor of the year
Best graduating student of the year
Best university of the year..e.t.c.

Who Una wan impress angry

Ndi mgbu lipsrsealed undecided
Best graduating student award? Bros na you dey on weed o.
Politics › Re: 2023: Dankwambo, Wike, Fayose Move To Woo Goje Back To PDP by assholemods: 6:26pm On Mar 18, 2022
Concience55:
A typical Nigerian loves to waste fabrics, while dressing like a masquerade even under a harsh weather condition.
Lol... cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: 2023: Dankwambo, Wike, Fayose Move To Woo Goje Back To PDP by assholemods: 1:50pm On Mar 18, 2022
Illuminatiship:
Fayose always dressing like a common criminal well I pray for pdp come 2023
Somebody dress simple and you called him a criminal. Are you sure you are not a criminal yourself?
Politics › Re: The Moment Bianca Ojukwu Slapped Osodieme Obiano (Video) by assholemods: 2:57pm On Mar 17, 2022
OkutaNla:
Clearly from this video, na Obiano wife go find Bianca trouble. cheesy grin Women and their wahala.
How do you know? Because she went to meet her? Do you know what she said to her?
Celebrities › Re: Davido’s Aide, Santus Hails Him For Gifting Him Chain Worth Over N12m (video) by assholemods: 1:37pm On Mar 17, 2022
Ezedon:
This guy don't know what to do with money again, how can someone bought chain that worth more than 12m
When there are youths that need to be empowered
His money let your politicians empower the youths.
Politics › Re: Senators, Reps Pledge Support For Presidential Aspirant Tinubu by assholemods: 7:50am On Mar 17, 2022
Deafee:
Every Attempt To Convert Aso Rock To Retirement Home For The Elderly & Sick , We Cancel & Destroy it In Jesus Name
Na Jesus go follow you vote.
Crime › Re: Sister: Bamise Ayanwole's Private Parts Were Cut Off While Still Alive (Video) by assholemods: 3:23am On Mar 17, 2022
Ray7878:
The great thing about you is 80% of what you wrote I don’t understand them, if they are not in plain English then I just have to cut it away.

I would suggest an Oxford dictionary as a start for you. I can send you one if possible, so yeah your IQ is probably zero. Lol.
See mumu... Keep fooling yourself...
I don't expect you to understand since I used French... Coconut head!
IDumbass!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Corpses Pile Up In Mykolaiv Morgue, Ukraine (Pictures) by assholemods: 4:04pm On Mar 16, 2022
Nukilia:
Zelensky must pay for the betrayal of his people! I can imagine if GEJ had used stronghead to stay as president in 2015, Nigeria would have been a dead zone by now.

Today, all Nigerians are paying for the deception of APC.
Which mumu talk be this one?
Crime › Re: Sister: Bamise Ayanwole's Private Parts Were Cut Off While Still Alive (Video) by assholemods: 3:29pm On Mar 16, 2022
Ray7878:
Gosh is this English? grin I cannot stop laughing. Your IQ level must be 0. Try reading this mate and make it make sense.
Idiot that doesn't know the meaning of bastard is talking about English! Small pikin? My IQ is the same with that of your asewo mother. You will die young!
Mumu dey talk of English because of omission... Oponu akinrada!
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi And Cristiano Ronaldo Now Out Of Champions League again by assholemods: 6:18am On Mar 16, 2022
CorperKola:
Benzema is still beter than loki abi lodi
Is that the answer to my question?
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi And Cristiano Ronaldo Now Out Of Champions League again by assholemods: 5:55am On Mar 16, 2022
Which one come be Benzema humiliating Messi?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Says Vladimir Putin Is Smart, 'Played Joe Biden Like A Drum' (Pics) by assholemods: 5:19am On Mar 16, 2022
effort1:
Lolz. That's all you can do. Curse behind keyboard. grin
But truly you are a born bastard na! Almajiri.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Says Vladimir Putin Is Smart, 'Played Joe Biden Like A Drum' (Pics) by assholemods: 5:18am On Mar 16, 2022
effort1:
Go.and fight like a man. Stop cursing useless curse behind keyboard. grin
This is what you will keep repeating till you enter Oja Oba because you are a mad man! There you will die! Coward!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Says Vladimir Putin Is Smart, 'Played Joe Biden Like A Drum' (Pics) by assholemods: 5:15am On Mar 16, 2022
effort1:
But you are the one that said you want to fight. Instead of going to where you should fight, you keep on cursing yourself behind keyboard. grin. Weakling grin
Mumu you are forever!

Crime › Re: Sister: Bamise Ayanwole's Private Parts Were Cut Off While Still Alive (Video) by assholemods: 4:03am On Mar 16, 2022
Ray7878:
Now you have realised how dumb you were right? Am glad to enlighten you about the difference lol.
Mumu wants to enlighten me! A fool that doesn't the meaning of bastard despite all the grammar. Mr Grammatical... Go and enlighten your father! Waka!

Crime › Re: Sister: Bamise Ayanwole's Private Parts Were Cut Off While Still Alive (Video) by assholemods: 7:36pm On Mar 15, 2022
Ray7878:
I am guessing that’s the same way you were born and raised? Just a guess lol.
You guess wrong! I was raised by a decent mother.. lol.. cheesy.. not like you.
Crime › Re: Sister: Bamise Ayanwole's Private Parts Were Cut Off While Still Alive (Video) by assholemods: 7:29pm On Mar 15, 2022
Ray7878:
I swear that’s what your parent said to each other when they had you lol. That’s why you are thought “Cause of death was the same thing as seeing a picture” lol …. dumbass!
Lol... Till you die that is what you will be repeating all over..
" Cause of death was not the same thing as seeing a picture"
" Cause of death is not the same thing as seeing a picture"
That is what you will be saying over and over because you are mad already.. you will say that till entre market square and die!
Health › Re: Jehovah's Witness Wife Rejected Blood Transfusion For Her Husband & He Died by assholemods: 5:37pm On Mar 15, 2022
longetivity:
That is how one Jehovah witness woman died one time in my area because she didn't go to the hospital for treatment when she was seriously sick. Bunch of ignorant mfs
She didn't go to hospital? Or she didn't accept blood at the hospital? U sabi lie sha! Jehovah's witnesses do go to hospitals.. some of them are even Doctors, nurses.. etc Re write your comment and stop the lies!

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