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Politics / Re: Jonathan Plans To Raise Petrol Prices Again by ASSlimm: 9:55pm On Mar 19, 2013
Wat do u xpect 4rm a fisherman riff raff turned president by an old senile general.

4rm nw till 2015 Nigeria is in 4d ride of its life. I pray all hell doesn't break loose.

Dis man is a plague on Nigeria. A blind man leading 170million ppl.

Dis guy Jonathan, I tink even d devil will not wan2 b seen wil a clueless fool lyk him talkless of God nd his angels.

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Politics / Re: Buhari And Decree No.4,1984 by ASSlimm: 9:02am On Mar 14, 2013
thelastPope:

Buhari is not a saint and never was. He is a despot. A coup plotter who wanted to be a life president. He still can't get his ambition out of his head. Now he is playing on the intelligence of some gullible kids. Buhari represents that group of military bigots that polluted the Nigerian Army in the 70s. Causing coups and counter coups between 1975 and 1985. Those group of officers all grew up together and had only one mindset: how to outdo each other. That is why IBB is not happy with OBJ and OBJ told him he will never be a civilian president.

I'd rada b led by d General wit all d attributes u mentioned above dan by dis clueless fisherman GEJ.
While Buhari locked up rich men nd powerful men GEJ is busy giving dem state pardons nd hees busy wining n dining wit criminal, wat Buhari did in 15months is far beta dan wat PDP has don in 14yrs
Politics / Re: Let Us Pray For President. Goodluck Jonathan. by ASSlimm: 4:13pm On Mar 09, 2013
Pray 4who? Dat dumbf"k. Abeg wen ManU dey play Chelsea?
Politics / Re: Iran Rejects Nigeria Spying Allegation Claim by ASSlimm: 5:16pm On Feb 22, 2013
jerusalem101: what else do we expect him 2 say? he is definitely going 2 lie....but that wont change d fact that we knw what they r capable of doing and we all knw that most of the middle east countries own one terrorist group or the other eg Hamas,Abba n Hezbollah all own n sponsored by their respective govt either inform of a political party or a state own army....

Its ur poor family dat r terrorists not Hamas n co. All u do is terrorize us wit ignorance

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Politics / Re: Iran Rejects Nigeria Spying Allegation Claim by ASSlimm: 5:16pm On Feb 22, 2013
jerusalem101: what else do we expect him 2 say? he is definitely going 2 lie....but that wont change d fact that we knw what they r capable of doing and we all knw that most of the middle east countries own one terrorist group or the other eg Hamas,Abba n Hezbollah all own n sponsored by their respective govt either inform of a political party or a state own army....

Its ur poor family dat r terrorists not Hamas n co.

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan - PDP Will Defeat Opposition Parties by ASSlimm: 12:14am On Feb 22, 2013
What do u xpect 4rm d wife of a fisherman undecided

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Politics / Re: Who Is The Greatest President To Have Ruled Nigeria by ASSlimm: 11:39pm On Feb 18, 2013
D 1st Republic was d best period in our history, so al go 4d leadas den. Azikiwe, Balewa, Awolowo, Sardauna. Any1 will do.

Den maybe General Muhd Buhari.
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan's Resurrection Thanksgiving Party (Pictures) by ASSlimm: 11:56am On Feb 18, 2013
Regiblinkz: I wonder why goldie would instead of your mother...Fool

Itz lyk urz iz gon already abi?
So sad u guys couldn't afford 1billion naira burial
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan's Resurrection Thanksgiving Party (Pictures) by ASSlimm: 12:35am On Feb 18, 2013
1billion naira 4a party nd pastors full dia. (CAN PDP BRANCH) grin

Ebele n his kids all look out ov shape, 2much looting.

I dunno y Papa God will take a yung woman lyk Goldie n liv dis old fisherman Cargo called Patience alive.

Nigeria Nigeria Nigeria we r in serious trouble

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Signed An Agreement For One-Term - Aliyu by ASSlimm: 7:33am On Feb 16, 2013
D dumbest president eva, u sign an agreement n wan2 go bac on it, u wan2 win an election without d north or its governors, all u GEJ supporters r really dillusioned. On dos ov u talkin of Aburi, all d victims of d war in d East hv only Ojukwu 2blame n no1 else. Ur so called runaway hero.

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Politics / Re: Apc The Rescue Team ? by ASSlimm: 9:57pm On Feb 11, 2013
Great write-up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Draw On 20th December 2012 by ASSlimm: 10:34am On Dec 20, 2012
Bring on any body, Roo Van Persie go destroy dem
Politics / Re: Happy Birthday To Buhari @ 70 by ASSlimm: 8:55am On Dec 17, 2012
Happy bday 2d greatest leader alive
Islam for Muslims / Re: Kaduna Muslims Celebrate Death Of Governor by ASSlimm: 5:32pm On Dec 16, 2012
Yes dey r celebrating, if u can do smtn about it, do it and stop making noise on NL. Dts all u guys can do typ on d internet. U guys r d real cowards
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by ASSlimm: 3:41pm On Dec 08, 2012
Super1759: man-U must drop points today. What rubbish is this






#teammancity#

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Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Buys Jayz A $3million Watch For His B'day. by ASSlimm: 9:11am On Dec 08, 2012
D DWho really givs a flyin f"k, if she likes she can buy him a new set of fat lips 4 3mill, as my main niqqa Goodluck Jona says "I DON'T GIV A DAMM" grin grin

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Politics / Re: What Is Wrong With Having Buhari As The President Of This Nation? by ASSlimm: 10:42pm On Dec 07, 2012
I laugh wen ppl abuse d north esp southerners, jus com 2d north nd spend a week nd u'll c hw ur igbo brothers hav filled everywhere, even in maiduguri u'll c d same Biafran gog nd maggogs everywere selling motor spare parts, in Kano a whole market was given 2d igbos just cus of hw dey hav over crowded nd over populated d state. Com 2 ABU zaria nd c ur southern hustling 4admission lyk its do or die, check d skul nd u'll c hw many of ur southern brothers r there.
U southerners r all suffering 4rm post colonial syndrome, inferiority complex 2d white man who keeps exploiting u, infact ur most celebrated politicians Azikiwe nd Ekweme wud hav neva smelled d Ceremonial presidency nd Vice Presidency if not 4 D northerners Sardauna nd Shagari.
Abuse d Great General Buhari all u want all d politicians in ur regions can't b compared 2half d man he is. A man who stood up2 IMF nd World Bank a man who under his supervision 2 Refineries were built, in 15 months nigeria became one of f most disciplined countries in d world, if u tink u wnt suffer b4 progress nd b successful den tink twice, read d Chinese history nd c hw Mao made d chinese suffer inorder 2b disciplined.
If not Buhari den maybe Fashola or Ribadu but apart 4rm dis3 non can handle Nigeria. GEJ is d worst, most incompetent fisherman president eva.

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Politics / Re: What Is Wrong With Having Buhari As The President Of This Nation? by ASSlimm: 9:29pm On Dec 07, 2012
D sad truth is, PDP all tru d yrs hav neva found anytin negative 2pin 2d General nd dey den turned 2play d sentimental card of religion, fanaticism nd tribe against him nd its so sad dat d blind followers in d south east nd 2 a certain extent d south west hav blindly nd ignorantly believed d PDP.

General Buhari is d man 2take Nigeria 2d promised land just like Moses, he's been tried, tested nd trusted. Until d masses nationwide can begin 2rational in dia tinkin, Nigeria aint goin nowhere

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Foreign Affairs / Re: When Is The BBC Going To Stop Rubbishing Nigeria ? by ASSlimm: 9:21pm On Dec 07, 2012
Wen ur leadas grow d baules 2 caution dem

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