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RomanceWhat Myth Have You Heard About Your Tribe by Astrokid911(op): 10:21pm On Jun 30, 2022
Growing up my mom use to tell me of aleku,she says if the woman engage in adultery the first child would die, and the husband would die too if he knows and refuses to tell the the elders, I over head my friend saying that in Yoruba cultures couples will have there first sex while d elders would be outside listening to their moans to know if the marriage would be fatile
My Igbo friends says if you kill a python in there village it must be buried like a Human being,I no too know for hausa someone should help out , share your traditions let's all learn
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Gotten A Good Job From Nairaland? by Astrokid911: 1:22pm On Jun 28, 2022
Lol... hopefully I will
RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 3:17pm On Jun 26, 2022
Astro999:
I swear... bad guy
ur name is similar with mine
RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 2:00pm On Jun 26, 2022
Autobot05:
Tears and sleeplessness
But that was then. Now na only Jesus get the key to my heart. The padlock wey I use lock am too strong for any girl to pass come enter my heart



Jesus is the ONLY way ❤️
lol �
RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 12:34pm On Jun 26, 2022
Drsnives:
In the aspect of taking care of all her needs and some of her family members own while postponing mine most times
hmmm ok
RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 1:53am On Jun 26, 2022
Drsnives:
Amen my sister, its not been easy.
Maybe that's how God created we humans.. atimes you will neglect your own self just to make bae happy yet bae go still go collect dick for another side
how u take neglect urself a man's life is not about sex
Nairaland GeneralWhats Your Opinion Of Nairaland With Snakes by Astrokid911(op): 9:10pm On Jun 25, 2022
As I don mention snakes now, I no say seun go come view ham , drop your opinion because me am confused
RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 6:12pm On Jun 25, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Oooo sorry hmmmm!!! I must confess men are trying, if they love they love to the core, I do feel for some men at time's if we as ladies are broke we will have them to run to if u guys are broke whom do u run to? It's not easy may God bless very hardworking man out there. Ijn
see wife material here o
RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 2:28pm On Jun 25, 2022
purehustle101:
And in your mind you done excape am... smiles
hmmm
RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 9:50am On Jun 25, 2022
BlueAir:
grin same here too. Eating calms me down too. I also think carely after eating. Hunger and lack of sex does things nobody believe me about. It took my gf a long time to understand how long sexx and food can go for me. I'm surprised to find out someone else has an attachment to food. Sometimes I would think I was overindulged with food as a child. Never knew it's medical.


Anyway my heartbreak embarrassing actions were alcohol and depression. Ever since we got back in the relationship,I focused more on making money just like I would focus on her. I find having money makes me heartless at times.with money I just never care wether she goes or stay again. Money can buy me all kinds of comfort I find in her. Still with the focus on money,I still love her like an addiction. Eww. I shake head for myself
hmmm lol
RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 7:52am On Jun 25, 2022
Samfloxin:
Motor nearly jam me for road
hmmm ahbeg o
RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 10:49pm On Jun 24, 2022
Persephone1:
I wrote a song and started a book. Sad events always bring out the creative in me sha.

My lastest heartbreak led me to dive into learning Greek grin grin. Up till now I still don't understand why.
lol � this is funny
RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 6:35pm On Jun 24, 2022
Natbrowny:
Not me but My BROTHER.

In 2012 Idiot was wetting the bed for like 3days (very embarrassing) claiming he was too weak to stand up to the restroom due to excess crying and heavy heart.

I was like WTF. Na slap i use reset him brain.

LOVE IS A DISEASE esp the love on one-way traffic.

Nigg is back on track ever since.
are u sure u are not d one
RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 5:38pm On Jun 24, 2022
Juliet751:
I find comfort in food,it's part of a partice called emotional eating.
weirdo
RomanceWhen We See Someone Dating And Loving Someone That Don't Love Them by Astrokid911(op): 4:14pm On Jun 24, 2022
What's your reaction and why do we always keep quiet even when we know the relationship is a lie
RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 3:09pm On Jun 24, 2022
40fy:



**Fück the government!!!

**Lol.. My Nigga was crying like a toddler!! Couldn't eat for days!!


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RomanceWhat's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Astrokid911(op): 12:17pm On Jun 24, 2022
I started mopping my room 24/7 it was as clean as snow ❄️
RomanceRe: After You Kneel Down Propose To Your Babe And She Say No,what's The Next Step? by Astrokid911(op): 12:16pm On Jun 24, 2022
Adebayoa159:
Fuk her mom, her sister and her best friend, we call that revenge, seriously na person wey get strength dey kneel down and propose to a liability.
Don't be a damn Simp bro �
hmm
RomanceAfter You Kneel Down Propose To Your Babe And She Say No,what's The Next Step? by Astrokid911(op): 11:22pm On Jun 23, 2022
Please I need your opinion
PoliticsObi Is A National Movement My Friends In The North Are Supporting Him (pics) by Astrokid911(op): 4:30pm On Jun 23, 2022
At first it looks like a joke but recently they have stop saying it and have sacrificed there social media for him dey have started posting about him, not all northerners are nepotistic in nature ,we have people who are not sentimental

RomanceDo You Like It Shaved Or Hairy 18+ by Astrokid911(op): 12:16pm On Jun 22, 2022
What your opinion on keeping pubic hair,is it a turn on or off for you?
RomanceRe: My Bestfriend Just Told Me He Forgave His Cheating Girlfriend by Astrokid911(op): 4:43pm On Jun 20, 2022
Nostring:
Op na u... No lie cheesy
bruh y u dey Raina me like dis na
RomanceRe: My Bestfriend Just Told Me He Forgave His Cheating Girlfriend by Astrokid911(op): 2:50pm On Jun 20, 2022
Northboi:
U forgave your cheating girlfriend bros undecided undecided change the narrative of the topic
it's not me bruh
RomanceRe: My Bestfriend Just Told Me He Forgave His Cheating Girlfriend by Astrokid911(op): 1:32pm On Jun 20, 2022
lipsrsealed
JustPowerApps:
Kindly notfiy us when the babe Bleep up again. What a SIMPathetic individual undecided
RomanceRe: My Bestfriend Just Told Me He Forgave His Cheating Girlfriend by Astrokid911(op): 1:22pm On Jun 20, 2022
Kollins11:
Oga, my instinct is telling me that you are the SIMPle guy. Your girlfriend is a street female dog, she belongs to the street and you need to treat her like a female dog she is.

When we say Nigeria girls are useless. All of them. Una go think say na lie.

This is why they all engaged in Oloshoism and runs, doing hookups online. On whatsApp, tiktok, facebook and instagram, you'll see them displaying their daftness and Olosho business just to hookup With men in exchange for money. Truly, Nigeria girls are useless regardless of their region. This is why SIMPs must swallow the red pill immediately

No let any Nigeria girl manipulate u. The only women God created you to maintain are your mother, sisters and your wife. Know this and know peace
on a serious note I'm not d one
RomanceMy Bestfriend Just Told Me He Forgave His Cheating Girlfriend by Astrokid911(op): 1:03pm On Jun 20, 2022
After Playing pes(play station) yesterday evening with my guy, in which I was beaten without mercy and I had to pay because it was loser pay,so he hinted that we should visit his girlfriend. d girl is a nice and sweet girl so without being told I gave them there privacy after much talk dey decided to come to my room..

I gist a little with Dem and went out with my jam box, Sha fast forward the story I woke up this morning and was teasing my guy dat I know dey bleeped each other yesterday d guy joking denied but said, the place wasn't d same again and that he asked her and she said she was bleeped when she travelled, he den said she begged him and he forgave her,like literally forgave her, my question is that is it love? or is it that he doesn't love her I didn't say a thing to him though his life his choice, but do you think he's making a mistake what will you do if ur girlfriend is that honest with you
RomanceRe: What Was Your Unforgettable Experience In School? by Astrokid911(op): 2:19pm On Jun 19, 2022
Lexkenny99:
Lashing the sexy PRICILLA OBOYI back to back Inside school's toilet for d first time.. Pricie, I can never 4get chaii
lol ,u better repent
RomanceRe: Bride Goes Traditional As She Snubs Cake And Feeds Her Groom Fufu At Wedding by Astrokid911: 2:16pm On Jun 19, 2022
Rastaramsey:
Una still carry una local self enter marriage ceremony grin grin grin

Una no fit eat cake again angry angry
people way dey eat cake watin he don give Dem, u way international I dey see u ,never call our culture local else I go take ham personal with you
RomanceRe: What Was Your Unforgettable Experience In School? by Astrokid911(op): 7:29am On Jun 19, 2022
Polynek:
The day d principal flog me ans my friends mercilessly bcox we were playing football in the school hall undecided
Mehn the Mark of the cane was showing all over my body, my crush hv to console me bcox I nearly cry grin
Chaaaii old memories.
Amarachi I still like you oo : grin
lol u u no want cry because ur crush de there
RomanceRe: What Was Your Unforgettable Experience In School? by Astrokid911(op): 7:20pm On Jun 18, 2022
NwaAdazzi:
There was dis gal hadiza in my class then,i use to write love letters to her almost every week,She never responded so I lost interest,Then I think it was in 2nd Term we had a newcomer, I came early dah day so I was the first person to meet her, we hit it off almost immediately,We were very close, dah she did assignments for me copying dem in my exact handwriting cause we had psychotic teachers.
Fast forward to the end of the term Hadiza and her started having issues in the hostel,Then the D day came my new friend said I had to choose btw her and hadiza,Guys I chose my new friend,dah day changed everything thing for me,I was no longer in the friend zone,i started following the big boys to the girls hostel at night for some sweet kisses.
Lolz...
lol nice one comrade
RomanceRe: What Was Your Unforgettable Experience In School? by Astrokid911(op): 4:15pm On Jun 18, 2022
RomanceWhat Was Your Unforgettable Experience In School? by Astrokid911(op): 4:13pm On Jun 18, 2022
For me it's the day I received more then 30 strokes of cain because I made a joke in geography class that our geography teacher house, canoe can operate there and fishermen will catch fish if rain fall in her compound,she was teaching flooding my back tell me dat day lol, drop yours

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