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Alapojames:
I was still a novice then in piano..
I don't know what they call transpose then o
Anything you sing, I go play for c# and my normal progression na 1,4,5. If you like sing minor na your problem.. For my mind people they dance, not knowing I was making noise.. Until one day the singer carry mic tell me say make I no play again, she said I'm playing rubbish(assuming she said I'm playing off, I for understand based on music term) and some fine babes full church sha... Shame catch me eh...

anonymuz:
na shayo dey make me do am sometimes. Not for my street o.email fit be inside mall or buses. But na rum

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

Omo if I talk this thing wey been do me ehn nairaland fit catch fire but make I just vomit am

The most embarrassing moment for my life na when I shit for inside my pants for school and everybody knew about it including my crush that year, I swear down that day been dey like say them send me come the wrong earth, I swr I go don hear myself dey talk to myself as People been dey watch me like plasma TV until oldman come carry me tuama go house.

Them no born me well make I show my Facebook for that arena again

paulolee:
swears bro

Datboredberri:
Lol.. I'm so sorry... Very immature human beings... Can't believe she introduced you to her boyfriend! Seems they have a good relationship tho... M

paulolee:
excort be, trek under hot sun jus to get her number bcoz she get big ass, only for the idiot to stress me n carry me go her guy ous n even enter the room..
I see sets of low budget yahoo boys smoking and listening to mp3 player n d bea introduce her guy to me and told them dt am her excort, dt i am embarrassing her by using a techno fone to ask for her number bcoz she is using IPhone n de burst laff..
the idiot bf wey no even reach my last born age kum de tell me say instead of me to kum learn work for e hand, i de disturb e woman....
I jus walked out disgracefully out of the stinking environment, dt was d last time I even talked to any bea I saw on d street..

Hotbreadandbean:
Simmmmppppp!!!!
And I sure say u no get up to 1milliom for akant

Hotbreadandbean:
For a guy to sound like that you probably were frustrating him and he was only managing you pele o

mykealpha:
Can I get your WhatsApp?

Orgasmgiver123:
If i start, i no go finish, watin my eyes done see, i no fit talk am finish


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Demigod22:
When I graduated from secondary School, I was waiting for admission then and I started wooing one secondary School student. I genuinely like her to the point of bringing my former English teacher to help me convince her to date me. The story is really funny. She later reported me to her mother and brothers, her auntie came to our house to warned me. She also reported me in Block Rosary. I won't forget that story in a hurry.

The last time I saw her, she was friendly and even gave me her contact. But I can't do that with her again.

Datboredberri:
Hmm... Last relationship... The way things ended... So humiliating... Even if you don't like someone anymore, can't you atleast breakup with them respectfully?

He was like, '...aunty go na...' And '...I nor dey block I go just ignore you...'

Weird how the person you care for the most would delibrately hurt you when they can...

*sighs

Toriagirl:
I can never forget the day my mom humiliated me in front of my crush, when I was still very young and naive, she was like "don't forget to wash those things you pee on'. I cried bitterly. Lol.

Cypress042:
Wish all woman would be like her this world would have been a better place Go and read your book op

Gadafii:
Na you Dey text your self and Dey reply back


Thanks yo gbwhatsapp and business WhatsApp

BigDawsNet:
Atleast let seun give us Verification icon

Sweetplum:
Common traits

FatherBona:

Sweetplum:
No problem. Let's wait to read from others.

Crixxx:
That's Igbo and Igbo news is very dominant here because they know alot of people are interested in anything Igbo

Zonefree:

Conservator, well done.


A girl you met as a non virgin is who you are engaging with a conservative relationship. If God should open your eyes and let you behold the number of potential gbola that girl accumulated last 10 months, only then will you realized she played you.

She was never your girlfriend. You were just dating yourself. A girl that loves you will always get wet whenever she's with you, to surrender kpekus wouldn't be that hard for her.

I'll advice you emancipate yourself from SIMPle behaviour before you engage your heart with any Nigerian girl again.