₦airaland Forum

Sharming95:
Kwarai kwa....magana mai gaskiya ne
While will a woman aspire to b successful dan her husband dat ought to b her leader

AwkaetitiBabe:
Does sex spice up a relationship

Enjoy each other company. Go on dates. Jump off a cliff together... So many stuffs to do

NLSavage:
las las I no send you.

NLSavage:
Amatarasha everywhere.
Hmmmm
U dey claim Nurse,
Yet na short hand of letters you dey do.
Grammar = 30
Writing = 10
Brain = 0.1
And all the other mumu boys wey dey asslick her - get sense.

lefulefu:
spend how? Placing her on monthly allowance or paying for her house rent or school fees?

BigBrother9ja:
Shut up kid

technicallyrich:
yes.
Already made women also look for succesful or already made men.
Rich women will not date a broke guy,except they see some extra ordinary talent,they can invest on and start manipulating him.
I have fukd several zoo girls and i keep noticing that they are all useless.
Some cant even reason like a human being.only to mess,cook trash,liar,do abortion and keep opening their legs like scissors to differnt men.

Amatarasha:
Quote of the day : "Dogs are Wiser than Men But Are too Restricted "


In Nigeria when you talk about wisdom whats comes to mind of we christians as categorized are as follows :-


CHILDREN : Adults playing with us kids and Seldomly spank us lacks wisdom ,on the other hand those children haters and spankers are wise...
To them is easier to call uncle john who is kind a fool than sister amaka who breaks dia head !

GUYS: (Mike's viewpoint)If i cannot steal 90% of the money(N15million) sent from Canada by my brother to build duplex for him"Wetin i gain" highest God will forgive me because am a born again"
And if he tries arresting me "mother is there to cry and if he insist i know how to stab bottle "i no grow for lagos for nothing"
(And His girlfriends will always tell their friends 'my fiancee is a wise person, so blessed by God and his hardworking i love him so much"
On the other hand kunle who cant dribble his brother will submit his N20m to his brother jejely , is deemed a fool and a failure by his girlfriend ,friends and families ...
And God wont even compensate him and he will die wretched !
Aaha he will be compensated on the lastday

LADIES : (Gloria's viewpoint) Thank God am a born again at least i can possess my possession Because the lord has died for my sins" I hate Ese so much eventhough she fought for me several times ,Yes she is my bestfriend " i will steal her man ,get pregnant for him and nothing will happen the lord God has given us wisdom to Possess our possessions ! I cant believe that useless ese is marrying that handsome millionaire , who she helped back in the days when he was nobody ...nonsense
. ...
Gloria still speaking yes i can do fasting and prayers ,speak in tongues i dont mind going to Akwa ibom night market for the charms to chain the man to me forever ! Thank god am so wise because is written ! Let me enter nairaland n see what that useless girl amatarasha post " that girl is useless,stupid and shameless wt her ladies forever shit ..vommits !
(And ese will lose her husband to gloria the same girl she stood for ,infact ese fought gloria's richboy friend who always beat her(gloria).
Ese will now run mad wt grief or commit suicide because she is foolish(wise in God's eye) ...Yes she will go to hell !)


OLD PEOPLE : hmmm , hmmmm , hmmmmmmmm
They will harbour in their hearts how to steal land from weak widows , Isnt it in the bible again ...Possess the land and bear good fruit on it ..
Chief eze's wife will tell him arent you stupid nnanyi your brother is in stroke since last week ,Why cant you be wise and collect his only piece of land ,thats why you didnt succeed as a politician ordinary " Rituals you cannot do and you call yourself a man ..spits on your weakness! Shame on you pensioners money you cant even steal it when other wisemen are stealing it ... I hate foolish and weakmen ...vomits
Let me check nairaland ,i will avoid that useless and foolish amatarasha ...she disgusts me
Chief eze who is righteous will think , think and think , a say no ! His wife will leave him and later divorce him to follow a politician.. and the politician will come and collect his land thanks to his ex-wife he will die of grief and his since will be judge according isnt it great !


Wickedness is wisdom ,You dare not call a wickedperson a fool because of fear ,but kind ,humble and compassionate people are fools and everyone knows

Nairaland witches with thick 
evil make-over knows

Dedicated to deepfeel my bestfriend here(he dosent even know y i call him my bestfriend)
Chenzen stop being obsessed with me

Ubunja if your tiny brain can fathom this you are invited

Phenomenal16:
...u think I was gonna roll with u.....that's y I added "lol"
Black man with a black heart...always bashing their ladies.... Kpele u hear

Phenomenal16:
...lol...thats how we roll

Phenomenal16:
...lol...thats how we roll

akaahs:
My now ex gf once told me that she had abortion during her college days for a man she met on Facebook and the man later denied the pregnancy, she aborted the 5 month pregnancy without any of her family members knowing not even her close friend (her mother ). On hearing this my love for her grew more because most ladies ll rather go to the grieve with this secret but she later dump me for the same man that denied everything about the pregnancy.

Phenomenal16:
...rant on......loud it

Joislim:
All the sanctimonious guys sha.....who got the girls pregnant in the first place.
I'm sure most of you forming holy on this thread have impregnated and denied a girl before.

technicallyrich:
i have banged atleast 200 girls in the zoo and i notice one thing,they are all cheap and useless.and 200 is a good sample size as it cuts across almost all tribes.
Yes i am mean,because the truth is mean and bitter and i dont come here to form holy so as to get girlfriends.i already have many girls on my list as a young man doing well and riding a good car.
Apart from to liar,mess,pretend,cook different trash,watch movies,do their favourite abortion or keep the pregnancy and start getin fat like a piglet,can someone tell me what else an average girl in the zoo has to offer?

technicallyrich:
i have banged atleast 200 girls in the zoo and i notice one thing,they are all cheap and useless.and 200 is a good sample size as it cuts across almost all tribes.
Yes i am mean,because the truth is mean and bitter and i dont come here to form holy so as to get girlfriends.i already have many girls on my list as a young man doing well and riding a good car.
Apart from to liar,mess,pretend,cook different trash,watch movies,do their favourite abortion or keep the pregnancy and start getin fat like a piglet,can someone tell me what else an average girl in the zoo has to offer?

AwkaetitiBabe:
You need therapy. You empty but don't know it

technicallyrich:
I have never seen a nigerian girl,above 25 that has never done atleast 2 abortions.
A girl i dated told me she has aborted more than 8 times,and she was about 24..
When you start making good money in nigeria,you will know that the zoo girls are all prostitutes.even the married women.

Phenomenal16:
..unec

FROGMAN101:
A runs Girl is a normal NIgerian girl doing runs to make money. Hers is more open and understandable.

Others girls out of shame just hide under the guise of girlfriend.

Last last everything is transactional.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Odinma. I doubt a runs girl will cook for you or turn ur house into a home.

AwkaetitiBabe:
You know, you can decide not to give nothing. It's ur money, u worked for it.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Pls just shut it. From time immemorial men have always given women they fancy gifts from animals hunted to spices, gold, silver... Abi una give women nice things pass king Solomon? Please lets hear word