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Religion / Re: What Are Your Prayers God Have Answered In Year 2023? by astute28: 11:39am On Dec 10, 2023
On September I pray to God to help me financially so I can take care of my health, and God answered my prayer I won 1.4million on sportybet, if not because of this money I would have died by now, God surely answered prayers, I even blessed my love ones out of the money. I'm grateful GoD 🙏🙏

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Business / Re: How Much Of Old Naira Note Is With You by astute28: 10:56pm On Feb 19, 2023
I still have 107k but i no mind after this election things go normal

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Family / Re: Man Discovered He Is Not The Father Of His Children Through Wife's Chat by astute28: 10:35am On Nov 16, 2022
ojun50:
Make i no talk too much, na death go end this whole tin
iswear with my life na death go end am for both of them
Sports / Re: Manchester United Sign Ajax Winger Antony For £82 Million by astute28: 11:58am On Sep 01, 2022
Good signing let see how it goes
Nairaland / General / Re: "I'm Alive To Tell The Story" : Share Your Close Shave With Death Moments by astute28: 2:14pm On Aug 18, 2022
Year 2015 I went for a nose poly surgery ,both of my nose block , I can't use ma nose to breath and smell anything since last five good years , and the poly tumors is growing bigger every day , my ENT doctor told me I need a surgery urgently , is very hard for me , can't mingle with anybody always introvert , I went for the surgery that last two hours ,the surgery went successful , but I didn't wake up the time doctors expect me to wake , I was breathing that's what my brother told me , it took me straight 7hrs to gain consciousness and I wake up ,first thing I said is ,Im feeling weak , is very unforgettable trauma , I'm alive today , I thank God for life , the trauma still affect my social life till today , extremely introvert.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Who Will You Vote For And Why? by astute28: 3:21pm On Jul 31, 2022
God know say na obi I will vote for

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Career / Re: What Skills Can A Sickle Cell Patient Acquire That Can Fetch Him Good Money by astute28: 1:42pm On Jul 06, 2022
I can teach you phone software , flashing and jailbreaking of iphone ,phone unlocked , software upgrade and downgrading , laptop softwares , network unlock for any phone , frp bypass , it only need your IQ and your fast laptop ,plus your hard disk like 2terabyte for different phone firmware , that's all you need ,very lucrative job

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Education / Re: Final Year Student Of FUOYE, Ekiti Dies In An Accident (Graphic Photos) by astute28: 5:03pm On Jun 23, 2022
We bury am today ,sad day cry cry
Politics / Re: Your State And Who You Are Supporting For The 2023 Election by astute28: 11:57am On Jun 18, 2022
Ondo state Akure precisely I'm OBIDIENT

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Career / Re: Advice Me, I’m A Graduate, I’m Considering Learning An Handiwork by astute28: 10:09pm On May 26, 2022
Ferrytech:
bro learn spamming thank me later. with the current economy of nigeria only thf rich get a good paying job except God _allh_ogun day your back
I want to learn bro I have message you for WhatsApp
Celebrities / Re: Tight Security As Rita Dominic Holds Traditional Marriage Today by astute28: 3:27pm On Apr 19, 2022
God bless her new home
Food / Re: Make Ofada Sauce In 5 Minutes|how To Make Ofada Sauce by astute28: 5:52pm On Apr 13, 2022
eddynaira125:
God bless you for posting this wonderful meal.



Not some people I know, doing busy body with snake, the only thing those people know are to do are:

1. How to keep snake as girlfriend

2. How to swap phone for snake

3. How to greet snake with your local dialete

4. How to elect snake into govt comes 23


Lala go and Learn from the OP, stop posting snake, no be snake get NAIRALAND
[center][/center] grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Brothel Addiction: Depressed And Thinking About Suicide by astute28: 11:29am On Apr 13, 2022
sadcommit suicide bro if u wish ,u self don try ,I no get any motivational speech angry
Celebrities / Re: Jodie Celebrates Her Son, Chinua On His 6th Birthday (Photos) by astute28: 2:14pm On Apr 11, 2022
Happy birthday champ ,u are more than a conqueror
Politics / Re: Dr Chinelo Megafu's Body Arrives Lagos (Photos, Video) by astute28: 11:18am On Apr 08, 2022
What a sad way to die ,R.I.P pretty doctor your killer would not know peace embarassed
Music/Radio / Re: 2022 Grammy Awards: Wizkid, Femi Kuti, Burna Boy, Tems Nominated by astute28: 11:27pm On Apr 03, 2022
Better days ahead wizkid sad
TV/Movies / Re: AMVCA: Uzee Usman Is First Northerner To Be Nominated As Best Actor In Drama by astute28: 9:23am On Mar 24, 2022
A well deserved nomination
Travel / Re: Plane Carrying 133 Crashes In China, Casualties Unknown by astute28: 9:53am On Mar 21, 2022
What a tragedy
Celebrities / Re: Lupus: I Have Five Years To Live ― Kemi Afolabi (Video) by astute28: 6:09pm On Mar 11, 2022
God will heal u in Jesus name
Romance / Re: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by astute28: 1:49pm On Mar 02, 2022
SugarPapi:
So... I'm 39/m, married with 3 beautiful kids. Wife and kids are abroad, while I'm gainfully employed here in Nigeria. This is my story -

I've always been a chilled introverted guy with almost zero worries. I'm committed to my work and my work is also committed to me, at least, I'm able to send a healthy amount to my wife and kids in the Queen's country, every month. As a 'Manchelor', this is my daily schedule - wake up, go to work, close late, get home, play PS, skype the fam, sleep, rinse and repeat.

I seldom have time for social media, but once in a while, I log into Facebook and IG to catchup with friends. This was the beginning of my dilemma.

December of last year, I was scrolling on my timeline when I got a notif. Someone had liked my picture. I clicked through her profile and saw this young pretty girl. Honestly, I did not exactly fancy her at first, but I reciprocated the like on one of her pictures and logged of to bed.

When I woke the next morning, she had followed me. I followed back and thanked her for the follow in her dms.

This damsel was around 6ft, pretty, fair and easy on the eyes. She did not have any revealing or tight fitting clothes on her profile so at the beginning, I could not exactly place her physique.

We started chatting that day and as satan will have it, one day, I got leave from work. It was an unfateful Friday so I invited her to a day out at The Palms. We ate , watched a movie then when I wanted to book a ride for her back home, she said she'd like to know my house.

Tbh, I thought this was quite forward and voiced it. I love my Wife dearly. I love my children as well. I would never do anything to deliberately hurt them so I turned down her offer and booked the ride. She stays at Yaba, I at LP1.

She entered her ride and I did not contact her again.

Well, hello next morning!

Her WhatsApp call woke me up. It was a Saturday so I was at home. We spoke at length, she thanked me for the previous day and told me to at least allow her pay me back. "This girl sef!" I thought to myself.

We got to know each other better across the phone in that singular call and I felt it in my soul that she was a genuine one... not an 'InMessage' girl. She was a student at UNILAG in her 300l, studying Accounting. She was a really homely girl, light spoken and very respectful.

It was not yet mid-day when her cab to my house was 10 minutes away.

She came in, looking like a queen. Jeeez! Remembering that day sends shivers down my spine. Thankfully, I leave in a building all to myself so there no prying eyes to call Mama omo SugarPapi in faraway Ireland. My security guy opened for them, she alighted and paid the cab herself. WAWU!

She came and hugged me, we held hands as I pulled her in. She had not fully entered my house when I swept her off her feet, our lips crushed together in intense canoodle. Her tongue was probing inside my mouth as mine hers. Before I could process what was happening, she went on her knees and I felt my soul leave my body.

By this time, I had still not seen her body, so I led her to my guest room and my God!

Brief history... before this day, I had always considered myself an 'ass guy'. Actually, the few guys I consider friends know me as an ass guy. I loved huge melons but 'the behind' gets me most of the time.

Dear NLers, this girl's bossoms where neither ginormous nor small. They were just the perfect size and they stood! My God they stood! Firmly in my face, begging, begging to be...

I'm a 39yo guy and I confess that I have never experienced sex like that till that day! She was so sensual, so soft, no rush, no wrong. She mounted and rode me that day till I came. It has never ever happened before... not even with my partner and my she can f*ck!

It took every fiber of my being not to cry like a child as she rode me with ease and finesse. It was not that type of riding where the girl tries to burst your kidneys or emasculate you. It was focused on just my shaft and its cap. At some point, I was afraid I will pass out.

I had to quickly pull her off me before I pass out.

We ordered some take out, went at it three more times and around 8pm she was on a ride home. I told her to send me her account for me to send her something for the weekend. She out rightly refused and also refused me paying for her transport. WTH?! Abi na mami water tins?

Well it's been three months now and I can't seem to let her go. I have never experienced sex the way she does it. I confess that I may be catching actual feelings for her. I see myself jealous when she receives a call from her male counterparts, she once showed me a video she made with her ex. I was so angry. When she noticed my demeanour, she came, sat on my naked groin and whispered in my ears - "he is in the past, THE PAST".

I have to come voice out my predicament because she is now taking space in my heart. I can't do this to my family.

Guys, how do I 'divorce' this girl?
you can't do this to your family grin sex sweet kiss
Food / Re: Praise Okereafor Emerges Winner Of Maggi Ota Lenu South West Cooking Show by astute28: 8:52pm On Feb 24, 2022
Congrat praise we are proud of you

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Sports / Re: AFCON2021: Winning With Senegal Is The Best Day Of My Life - Sadio Mane by astute28: 12:22pm On Feb 07, 2022
Dailymice:
When we talk about Mane, we talk about humility, discipline, commitment, fear for God, and more. What a Great Player
a great player indeed
Education / Re: Zazu Lyrics In UNILORIN Mass Communication Exam (400L) by astute28: 4:19pm On Feb 01, 2022
That portable grace no be here ,GBA fun oga e
Career / Re: Career Dilemma: Getting A Skill Vs LLB? by astute28: 1:35pm On Jan 21, 2022
My candid advise for you ,you can learn ict skill with your knowledge ,like graphics design ,web development , digital marketing, coding and programming , he doesn't stop your law career , you are still in your early twenties the sky is your limit , wishing you all the best
Culture / Re: Body Of Olubadan Saliu Adetunji Arrives Palace, To Be Buried Today (Video, Photo by astute28: 1:55pm On Jan 02, 2022
R.i.P olubadan
Business / Re: CCTV At Obi Cubana's Hustle & Bustle Shows How A Female Clubber Died (Video) by astute28: 10:33am On Nov 28, 2021
unanonso:


Hebrews 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

The real you is the one inside and he is immortal.
if it as be appointed for a man to die once after that judgement, so why there is reincarnation then sad
Crime / Re: Man Sentenced To Death For Smuggling 'SQUID GAME' Film Into North Korea (Pix) by astute28: 9:29pm On Nov 24, 2021
I enjoy that film one of my best series

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Japan’s Princess Mako Marries Kei Komuro, 'Commoner' Husband. Ditches Royalty by astute28: 7:57pm On Oct 26, 2021
shocked sad love conquer all
Family / Re: Help, My Child Is Already A GENIUS @ 3! by astute28: 11:09am On Oct 12, 2021
God will bless you financially, open your way to take care of that genius
TV/Movies / Re: How BBNaija Viewers Voted For Whitemoney, Liquorose, Pere, Cross, Angel, Emmanue by astute28: 9:24pm On Oct 03, 2021
Can't wait for my gulder ultimate search

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Newcastle (1 - 1) On 24th April 2021 by astute28: 2:42pm On Apr 24, 2021
Useless team of the year rubbish
Sports / Re: Neymar Celebrates PSG Win Kimmich's Face (Photos) by astute28: 5:26pm On Apr 14, 2021
paulolee:
its part of football and they need d wild celebration after Bayern won them In the finals last season...
PSG n city would be a match to watch because dts where my winner is coming from but PSG needs more than last nite form to beat city in both legs n neyma n mbappe needs to be more clinical in front of goal because their near goal misses made dt fantastic neur looks impossible to score...
I.just love d confidence of PSG last not against Bayern n made bayern looked ordinary even after dt ealy goal, bt if this same bayern without lewa catch barca, dm go de form beast...
wait make mancity qualify first

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