Drop your number let’s discuss on how to get the physical verification done at the local government council...

SageMK:
22. Guard your reputation with your life.

23. Sex is overrated.

24. Arsenal will never win a trophy

Bighead9:
Buhari believes in the rule of law, he is a law abiding citizen. He was ordered by the CCT to suspend Ononghen.
The CCT on Wednesday, ordered Buhari to suspend Ononghen pending the outcome of the case.

God bless Buhari for his respect for the rule of law.

Zaufanjinba:
1.Electricity supply :from 2800megawatt to 7000megawatt 2.N.power 500000 youths were employed 3.national home grown school feeding program over 2 millions children are feeding with diet. 4.no more importation of rice 5.over 90000 food vendors were employed. 6.no single territory is under the control of boko. haram. and no more latest video of shekau 7.Anchor borrowers scheme : over 10 million farmers are benefitting from it. 8.over 100 chibok school girls regain freedom. 9.national cash transfer 2million Nigerian are benefiting from it. 10.All pensions and gratuity were paid 11.10 thousands security personel are recruited yearly 12.NO state you go without getting federal contractors busy doing their works 13.no more subsidy fund. 14.abuja/Kaduna railway. . 15.Lagos railway 16.over 1000 peoples suffering with cataracts in each State have been treated 17.Herd men/farmers clashes had been addressed and also militancy 18.second Niger bridge and zik's mo 19 Treasury single account. 20.JAmB fee from 5000 to 3500 and neck fee from 12 thousands to 9000. 21.BVN. 22.future assured program women and children are immensely benefitting from it. 23.Maiduguri Airports started operations after many years of closure.

phlamesG:
Wow election for imo go bloody o.
If I hear say I travel go my village this period

ayenika1:
I will give it for FREE !!!

Decryptor:
An Hausa man and a yoruba man entered a bar in a hotel.

There were so many people seated in the bar eating and drinking.

They spotted an Igbo man by the corner and could identify him because of his "Ishi Agu" regalia and red cap.

In order to spite and humiliate him, the hausa man called on the waitress...

"Waitress, serve everyone in this bar pepper soup as as appetizer except that miserable nyamirii seated at the corner", he said.

The waitress did as she was told and served everyone peppersoup except the Igbo man.

The Igbo man said nothing but smiled to himself.

After a few minutes, the yoruba man decided to contribute and said to the barman...

"Barman, serve everyone in this restaurant drinks excluding that useless omoo yiboo seated at the corner."

The barman did as he was instructed and served everyone drinks except for the Igbo man.

The Igbo man yet again said nothing but smiled to himself...

Because of this gesture, more people started trooping into the restaurant and ate and drank to their fill from the instruction of the Hausa and yoruba men while they made sure the Igbo man tasted nothing. Because of the crowd, the hall started becoming hot...

The two friends asked the waitress to put on the air conditioners to cool the place but she told them the AC were not working and needed repairs.

"I will pay for the repairs of the ACs as long as that nyamirin man does not enjoy the AC. You must send him out", the hausa man ordered.

The waitress tried to say something but the igbo man made a gesture for her to be silent, got up and went outside to the overflow.

An AC expert was called in and he proceeded to fix the Air conditioners.

While this was going on, they noticed that the television in the hall was not on and called the attention of the manager of the hotel who explained to them that the DSTv subscription had been exhausted.

"I will pay for subscription for 6 whole months as long as you tell that omoo yiboo man outside to vacate the overflow and leave the premises of this hotel entirely, said the yoruba man. "I don't want him to watch the television and enjoy what i paid for", he said.

The manager was awe-struck and wanted to say something in protest but the Igbo man once again made a gesture that the manager should be quiet and obey the man which he consented.

The yoruba man collected the decoder smartcard number and used his phone to subscribe for the DSTv and the Igbo man left the overflow to the gate of the hotel but this time, laughing so hard to himself.

Everyone was then seated in the hall and enjoying themselves.

When it was time to leave, the two friends asked for their bill and they were told it was over N500,000. They gladly paid and were happy that at least the Igbo man did not partake in the jamboree.

But on second thought and out of curiosity, they decided to ask the manager of the hotel a question...

They wanted to know why the Igbo man seemed not to be provoked by their actions but was rather laughing and happy...

The manager said with a smile on his face, "Because HE OWNS THE HOTEL!"

Moral of the Story: It doesn't matter the kind of humiliation the Igbo man is subjected to in Nigeria by other tribes because he will still benefit from it and smile at the end!

#NotBotheredAbout2019

#VPSlotOrNotWeStillDeyGidigbam. Mumu write up. Na yourself you dey do.

bukkyemotions:
Hey!! how are una dey doing? I gat some gist to dish you guys if you are hungry...There are sweet things about Yoruba & Igbo girls..

Yoruba
(1) Educated
(2) Respectful
(3) Financially moderate.
(4) Accommodating.

Igbo
(1) Very beautiful
(2) Bold
(3) Self-esteemed

Passionate888:
Especially those ladies with big tummies, 25 yrs old already with tummy's like a 6 months old pregnant woman's own.

cjudy:



Stupidity at peak.
Instead of her thanking God that the Jollof Rice was not prepared by Yoruba Woman. By now she would have be sleeping in the nearby Toilet.
All this Biafra..pig saying rubbish. Yoruba food still better pass una ofe nsala....

Toosure70:
No palmwine for Lagos, na so so formula full everywhere. 1 glass cup will make you purge for 3 days. I stand with TROPHY Jor.