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D wedding will hold for d very reason d father said...over his dead body...but d situation hard shaa

mhsanni: of cos he wasnt dere...we were chatting...and I used d crying emoticon...he asked if I was really cryn and since I dint wanna spoil d moment I said yes... he requested to see me via d webcam n well I......

if he wasn't there, then d act is more 'sillier'...cos there was no need for it

@op did u underrate his sense of smell. Smh, it's indeed silly

Nevertheless some pple r just haters! So they hate u cos its natural to them, don't care about them but those dt r suppose to love u but u r finding out small small dt they don't really do

Simplesoul05: Is d building too part of the 350k, can I get ur pin or messenger ID so u can put more light into it for me. Pls I'm begging

building a pen wont cost u much...get a carpenter to build u a long pen with 2 or 3 steps. Then u buy ur chicks, their feeds and drug...shekina. Go to work, come back, clean their pen with dettol weekly or as u like

larride: Nice Joke but you don't have to keep recycling them now

hey, see this https://www.nairaland.com/1019990/possible-rship-not-liked its about ur profile pix

larride: Nice Joke but you don't have to keep recycling them now

we got no option, what goes around comes around

ajaljnr: Why u no kuku give us the link where u copy am from cos this joke is all over the internet

who be this Nweta gi eh

Loss, how? Wont u build them a pen?

Pple wont go back to dt, its ahead ahead! We got to live with d nuisance constituted by it to our environment cos there's nothing dt does not have side effect...will we cos of d side effects of civilization decide to remain remote? 1000x NO!

Poultry business

@chip u've not seen her lately, have u?

realsammie: SO DRY. PLS TRY HARDER NEXT TERM

ur comment brought dfun outta it.

She's a hustler!

Moreso, i'll spend more time in my library, keeping abreast of facts...spend more time interceding for pple and making love with my husband- hope we have d strength to go:-p
And prepare for my death...i'll like to donate my vital organs few minutes after my death so my kids take note. Old age go make sense, looking forward to dt!

Mmmh...ok

A mother came to her friend's house and was telling her dt her son is not intelligent at all, dt's y she wants to change school for him, she kept lamenting...d friend consoled her by telling her dt her own son is worse...they argued it...so to prove her point, she called her son and said 'junior run, go and buy me 3 cups of rice' d son ran and before u'll say elizabeth arden, he was back with 3 cups of beans, ha!
D other woman smiled and said let me show u my son, she called her son and said 'junior, go to d house and check if mom is at home' he ran and soon he was back and said 'mom, daddy said you are not at home'.

[quote author=190*]^Atmcard wen do we make it official[/quote]where u talking from? D coven?

They r part of growing up lessons. They shouldn't deterr one from teaching in old age lessons learnt either after failing or succeeding. So i think anyhow one lived, at old age...d young ones will borrow a leaf from his/her experience

Yeah,plenty! with my best friend's elder brother. He's still in touch but...
I also fell in love with one cool girl who really misunderstood me back then...d funny thing is dt we went to d same university afterall and when she saw me, by then i'd stepped up, she indirectly apologised but i didn't give a hoot! I also had a crush on a corp member dt took us in math...funny! By my class vi, i met a darling friend from another school during our school's interhouse sports...he fell in love with me nd till date we r still in touch...

Omosexy probably wore dt shoe to highlight her fine legs nd she combined d dress with a good hairstyle- fringes and with that bracelet. But then dt bead or whatever it was is a no no no.
Gene wore d perfect shoe with a matching clutch bag nd d right hairstyle leaving her neck bare to reduce attention while channeling it to d selected places- her face nd her legs- thumbs up! She definitely wore it better

Define a wrong youthful life

By d time u r of age, u'll know...u hear?