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Heeya... the lady is 'carried'

sluk:
Am kool without ur supplications... thanks

you remember those guys that went to pray and how one said 'hey God, I think I'm cool, I'm not as bad as that guy over there'...?

sluk:
Have a nice prayer session, especially for forgiveness.

We are on the same side for you just judged me. I'll ask on your behalf too.

sluk:
Mama goat, thanks. Just know am allergic to insults.

Neighbourrrrrr It is soooooo not over! YET!!! Let me get ready for church.

sluk:
U, free me too

Goat...u r freed.

:-/ :-/

sluk:
Fp ke!

Wetin? free op jare.

Neighbourrr, it is sooooo not over yet. ***lwkmd***

just block them.

shedrack2222:
Lol

2000 year old sleeping beauty skeleton found holding mirror in Africa [See Photo]

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Wetin?

OCcool:
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect
your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your
memory?

WITNESS: I forget..

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an
example of something you forgot?

smh

OCcool:
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage
terminated?

WITNESS: By death..

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it
terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________

I can't Deal... olodo attorney!

OCcool:
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid

Buhahahaha! Front page pls. Obinoscopy ishilove lalastica

OCcool:
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

LMAO! my belle o!

OCcool:
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a
person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it
until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

Haha!

This is hilariiiiiouus! I want some more. Pleeease...

Hey! this is not bbm nor whatsapp Moreover, this is stale! Very stale. Hope you get big-time offended. Yes.

lmao!

Pelmet:
Oh well...maybe she's got yam legs but her hubby did leave them straight leg girls to ring her finger...those yam legs got some luck then

whoa! Now this is a Responsible Response! You really do like Uche...I fear this love.

'Do have a nice day, you deserve it' One nler I was chatting with...I don't even know him.

That was my best compliment!
Followed by 'I'm in love with your mind'



@Op Do have a nice everyday you deserve it jhoooor
@posters-on-this-thread (y'all look ugly:-P) NOW THAT'S A COMPLIMENT! A huge one at that!