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Zidosky: I just received a text message from Aero
Dear Esteemed Customer, we are pleased to inform you that effective 1st of August, 2013 Aero will resume flight operations on the Lagos-Kaduna-Lagos route, hurry now to book fares as low as 13,000 naira. Please visit our website www.flyaero.com
I guess its safer to fly aero than dana of 7200
Who also got this text message?

.They only exist on paper headlines but visit their site(s),u wld c a diffrnt tin.Wen Aero was 9,999 on papers,on their site it was 14,800.Dana cm up wit theirz few days ago 7,200,then visit their site u wl c 12,600.And nw we r at it again wit Aero.Abeg mek i luk 4 ARIK or IRS Airline,dat doesn't mek noiseALL NA WASH!!!

Obiagelli: Qatar 1960

.MISLEADING.

Afam4eva: Yam is one of the staple foods in Nigeria and is eaten by majority of Nigerians. It's one of those foods that are easy to make cos it doesn't take a lot of dexterity to prepare yam especially white yam that can be eaten with oil. But behind this popular meal lies a very dangerous food that can knock one out in a matter of seconds if not properly eaten or if not respected as the horror that it is. I will share the encounter i had with this monstrous thing we call food and i want you guyz to share yours too.

About 5 years ago, while everybody in my family left for church. I was the only one who didn't go. Around 11 am, i was hungry and i checked the fridge to see if there was anything i could eat or at least chew to douse the tension in my stomach but the fridge was virtually barren. But on checking one of the pots, here layed 4 pieces of yams that remained from the previous day. I'm not really a Yam fan but i had no other choice to pick from so i had to manage what i had. The thing about cooked yams is that they get stronger by the day. But that didn't deter me. I warmed it a little bit and dished it unto my plate to have a good meal. But little did i know that what layed in in a matter of minutes was best unimagined. There was not drinkable water in the house. Even the taps were not running. So, there was no water at all whether drinkable or otherwise. Anyways, i took my yam with the oil on it and headed for the sitting room. I ate the first mould and then the second. I was about to do the same for the third until i encountered what millions of Nigerians dreaded having an encounter with. I don't know what happened cos i wasn't talking but the yam took a mind of it's own and decided to knock me out. There i was sitted gasping for breadth. I managed to rush to the kitchen and checked the fridge but there was no water. I turned on the tap but there was still not water. There and then, i resigned to my fate and said my last prayer which went thus "Lord, if you save me from this, i will serve you forever". I thought i was being punished for not going to church that morning. At this moment, i was crawling and heading for the door but as soon as i got close to the door, everything gradually came back to normal. Since that day i've been giving Yams the respect that they deseve. Before i munch my yam, i check it there's both drinkable and undrinkable water and they're always by my side incase anything goes wrong. I advise ya'll to do same cos the yam we know is better than the yam we don't know.

If you have any similar stories, pls share them to people can learn.

Who wants 2 join me?Is ADAOBI arnd?

Afam4eva: Yam is one of the staple foods in Nigeria and is eaten by majority of Nigerians. It's one of those foods that are easy to make cos it doesn't take a lot of dexterity to prepare yam especially white yam that can be eaten with oil. But behind this popular meal lies a very dangerous food that can knock one out in a matter of seconds if not properly eaten or if not respected as the horror that it is. I will share the encounter i had with this monstrous thing we call food and i want you guyz to share yours too.

About 5 years ago, while everybody in my family left for church. I was the only one who didn't go. Around 11 am, i was hungry and i checked the fridge to see if there was anything i could eat or at least chew to douse the tension in my stomach but the fridge was virtually barren. But on checking one of the pots, here layed 4 pieces of yams that remained from the previous day. I'm not really a Yam fan but i had no other choice to pick from so i had to manage what i had. The thing about cooked yams is that they get stronger by the day. But that didn't deter me. I warmed it a little bit and dished it unto my plate to have a good meal. But little did i know that what layed in in a matter of minutes was best unimagined. There was not drinkable water in the house. Even the taps were not running. So, there was no water at all whether drinkable or otherwise. Anyways, i took my yam with the oil on it and headed for the sitting room. I ate the first mould and then the second. I was about to do the same for the third until i encountered what millions of Nigerians dreaded having an encounter with. I don't know what happened cos i wasn't talking but the yam took a mind of it's own and decided to knock me out. There i was sitted gasping for breadth. I managed to rush to the kitchen and checked the fridge but there was no water. I turned on the tap but there was still not water. There and then, i resigned to my fate and said my last prayer which went thus "Lord, if you save me from this, i will serve you forever". I thought i was being punished for not going to church that morning. At this moment, i was crawling and heading for the door but as soon as i got close to the door, everything gradually came back to normal. Since that day i've been giving Yams the respect that they deseve. Before i munch my yam, i check it there's both drinkable and undrinkable water and they're always by my side incase anything goes wrong. I advise ya'll to do same cos the yam we know is better than the yam we don't know.

If you have any similar stories, pls share them to people can learn.

Who wants 2 join me?Is ADAOBI arnd?

[quote author=Eko Atlantic][/quote].Dats y i c Fashola as useless n hopeless fada who doesn't kw his bearing.2day filin a case against Jang,2mrw withdrwn d case,dumpin of Igbos,2mrw denied d act.Must Fashola show,their Western illitracy lik Mad Old Professor(MOP)...Soyinka d Cultist dat graduated wit PASS.Ndi ofe mmanu.

xynerise: I know a lot of employees that wish their bosses live close to them so they can break their legs. Some employees lack motivation in their work place and some are treated like slaves. Many said they just have to endure so as to feed their family while others are used to it.

But we still have those that smile home each day after work and some dont even want to go home. They prefer to sleep in the office. What category are you?

Do you enjoy your work?

.I perfectly do.I cherish it so much coz itz al abt ma Professon n pepper dey rest 2.

ib55: http://www.punchng.com/news/patience-jonathans-mother-dies-in-crash/

.Y always using there parents 4 sacrifices.Douglas,Abati,Patience etc

carzola: I killed father christmas, i use to peep at my aunty pant in skul, any time i knel in front of the class i see almost all d girls pant to i liked bein punished, i forked my sister's friend at age 8, i use to finger my elder sister wen she is at sleep.. I started masturbetin at age 9, i'v fingerd are female dog before, wen it comes to pressing boobi and fingerin girls in class i was the pro...gosh! I was a $£x freak and i havent changed..

.Ur mekin Heaven,is stl vry far.Itz just lik trekin 4rm Ph-Sokoto.

joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

Na wen i piss insid person bucket of water,coz she lied against me n na ma senior.lol

Sweetlemon: Lol! which kain question be that? Is that the issue here?

Lwkmd......dn't mind me jooor.Just cracking

thinka2: Several controversies have trailed the emergence of 18-year-old Anna Ebiere Banner as the winner of the Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria beauty pageant. Originally from Bayelsa, representing Bayelsa and in a show hosted in Bayelsa, some Nigerians have simply cried "foul" about her victory at the competition. But that is not what I'm "branching" about.

The Miss Nigeria beauty pageant was incidentally held this month as well and Akudo Ezinne, a 22-year-old graduate emerged the winner. Who is your beauty pick between them both? More pics after the cut...


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http://www.tutubranch.com/2013/07/Miss-Nigeria-versus-MBGN.html

Ma choice

Sweetlemon: Some people ehn!
Now let's take all your queries one by one.

1. This is the first time a Miss Bayelsa is winning a pageant hosted in Bayelsa state. So drop all this your "home state advantage" talk

2. Is Aishwraya Rai (not sure of the spelling) 6 ft tall with a slender frame and wide shoulders? Most Miss worlds and Universes do not necessarily have the model look. That's why most of them marry wealthy men after their reign.

3. "Fearful and fearless" means that the person is watchful and humble while being bold and courageous. Therefore the term is grammatically correct!

4. People are always complaining about MBGNs. I remember people criticizing Munachi and Adaeze. Bottom line. People just like to criticize. I watched that pageant. The only person I can say was cheated was miss Kogi. That girl should have been in top 5 instead of Miss Kaduna!

5. Back to Miss Imo, although she had carriage and the perfect model look, she doesn't have bosoms. Miss Adamawa is even prettier that her, I saw old photos of her before the pageant. A necessity for beauty pageants! Trust me, I know that. Most of the contestants this year were flat chested. That's what spoiled their chances.

6. Fine, Miss Bayelsa's carriage wasn't so good. But that is something that can and will be worked on. All the winners are usually put through finishing school. By the time you see her in public again, you will be proud to be a Nigerian.

Miss Bayelsa is a VERY pretty girl who has the advantage of having foreign looks. That's just the koko

.So urs is 2 b watching??Y didn't u contest?Seems u dn't hv d required qualities?Plz am just ASKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

thewidemouth: I'm a male student who's in love with a female lecturer. I don't know whether it's love or lust but I have this deep joy anytime I see her. She likes me since I'm a good student, but she hasn't done anything that looks like she's interested in dating me. I wanna ask her out but I don't know how. She seniors me wit 8 years but I don't care. What do I do??

.Beta focus on ur studies....dats d reason y u're der n not dating.I had almst d same experience while in skol,though d lady was open n kind of matured by telling me exactly her mind,but tnk God it didn't wrk out even though she threatened me wit F(s).

Don Demu: The blood of northerners at work. GEJ created BH to make sure the good people of the north are in perperual pain and the region in backwardness but as God will have it, the law of karma is already at work. Not only will it stop in Rivers but the entire SS will burn untill that retard in Aso villa, that celeberated drunken master of the creeks, that red eyed clueless mumu the SS calls “our son” repents.

I guess ur fada is late.

gistyinka: Imo State Governor, Rochas Ewelle Okorocha as finally sacked Nollyhood actress , Nkiru Sylvanus from his cabinet. Nollyhood actress , Nkiru Sylvanus was not only aides that was sacked yesterday, their are some state commissioners that was sacked yesterday too at state executive council meeting held in the state capital.

Nkiru Sylvanus served as a Special Assistant to the governor. She was first given the mandate to oversee matters concerning Imo indegenes in Lagos State before her redeployment to Owerri, which is the state capital.

Her appointment raised issues as some people speculated that she got the job because she gives the governor a ‘special service’. The actress is not from Imo State but Abia, as we gathered.

http://www.gistyinka.com/governor-okorocha-finally-sacks-nkiru-sylvanus/

.Okorocha don chop belle full.I tink she made moni 4 her kind services.

Divepen: This is for fun and for the building of our knowlege in christ...
-for a week i will post a question from the bible
-anybody who has the highest score for that week automatically
wins a recharge card
-a new round will start after that week
-and on and on it will go
NOTE:this is just for the fun and the knowledge

.Who climbd tree 2 c Jesus?Is AKI or PAW-PAW plz?

canalily: Bia Nnanna! Are you Adaobi? Nnaa huru ehuru o o h! !

.Lwkmd.

SniperInADiaper: Ive a friend who is on the shorter side. Barely 5 feet tall herself.. she complains that a guy is only 5'7.. wtf?!?

I can understand taller girls wanting a taller guys.. but the short ones? What gives? Hes still taller than her. I thought that is what mattered.

.Ma 2nd name wld hv bn LONG JOHN.......(lol),considering ma height.6ft 8'',but tnk God am nt 2 slim.Any N'lander up2 dat?

canalily: [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] Please Adaobi, Asanwa Eggovine baby, where did you skul?

.Nwanna aka ji ya ugbua.Biko choro onye ozo.lool

Afam4eva: Miss Bayelsa wins the Most beautiful Girl in Nigeria 2013

1st Runner up - Miss Imo

2nd Runner up - Miss Adamawa

3rd runner up - Miss Kaduna

4th runner up - Miss Abuja

.D winning was discusd at d round table.See d way it was playd out........Hostd in Bayelsa.....Sponsord by Bayelsa Gvnt.......Presenter(Ben Bruce)Bayelsa.......Guest artist(Dankolo)Bayelsa.....Judges....Bayelsans......And finally Anna Banner won d MBGN....a Bayelsa.Even b4 d result,i predictd d WINNER.Wat do u expect?

ikekings: Omoh I no be akpors ooo...

.Then u must b a cousin,4 crackin ma ribs dis nit.U try.

ikekings: Because short + short = midget...

.hahahahaha,r u akpors?

SniperInADiaper: Ive a friend who is on the shorter side. Barely 5 feet tall herself.. she complains that a guy is only 5'7.. wtf?!?

I can understand taller girls wanting a taller guys.. but the short ones? What gives? Hes still taller than her. I thought that is what mattered.

.It depends,though itz relative.

adaobi123: *claps*

.LWKMD.Tnx dear.Nit rest n drm abt me....ur swty.

adaobi123: I've watched some of the movies that you have listed but thanks anyways. I'll start tomorrow.

.Hahahaha,oya clap 4 me.

adaobi123: I like emotional movies. Movies that touch the heart.



Jesus Afam !

.Try these,Blood on d Alter,Widows,Rm 27,Behind close door,Beyond Belief,Break-up,Alpha,Billiinaires club,Mission 2 no whr,Back 2 life,Wen God say yes,Hour of Grace,little Angel,D orphan.etc

Afam4eva: is that not the movie that they were filming themselves using their super powers.

.Though,it has 2 do wit powers featuring Godon,Bishop Imoh(Okon),Elliot,Uche Jumbo etc.

adaobi123: Can someone give me a list of movies to watch please.

.Ada-Swty,it depends on d kind of movies u want,but am watching 1 niz comedy film nw,titled THE CHRONICLE.I can't stp lafin.

igbsam: Hey guys, i'm sure we've all heard about the bill being passed in allowing underage marriage. It has drawn the attention of every Nigerian home and Abroad and we are all disgusted by this move.

In some part of the Nation, protests is going on and we should not be left out. We all have to go against this by all means even through the internet. Young girls should be protected at that age and not to be molested and exposed to some dangers.

Lets voice out our anger against this by signing on this thread to register our DISAPPROVAL against this move. Let the protest begin. If it will make our voice heard, Nairaland should not be left out.

.Totally against d move.SIGNED

igbsam: Hey guys, i'm sure we've all heard about the bill being passed in allowing underage marriage. It has drawn the attention of every Nigerian home and Abroad and we are all disgusted by this move.

In some part of the Nation, protests is going on and we should not be left out. We all have to go against this by all means even through the internet. Young girls should be protected at that age and not to be molested and exposed to some dangers.

Lets voice out our anger against this by signing on this thread to register our DISAPPROVAL against this move. Let the protest begin. If it will make our voice heard, Nairaland should not be left out.

.Total against d move.SIGNED