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ayobase: A rhetorical question....but some wouldn't call it 'bribe' but 'gift'

Apprctn.

adaobi123: Fine tenks. How are you ?

.Awesm,just dat i hv bn searchn 4 u al ova,but nw i hv sn u.......i wl slp lik a baby.lol

adaobi123: Hello.

.Hw fa nah?

chocopearl: BLOOD SISTERS really made me cry especially dat scene where d lil girl wz asking their father Tony Umez wat she, her brother and their dead mother did to him dat made him forget them.
Then this new movie wit MJ & yul IMMACULATE HEART gosh every1 in my house #apart frm dad sha# cried d day we watched dat movie.

.Dat ur dad sef........

adaobi123: Blood sisters. That movie made me cry like a baby.



Awwwwww Afam.

.Ada-Ada.

abysirius: The American hollyhood is the world number 1 movie industry in terms of quality and revenue generation in film productions. Hollyhood is blessed with a lot of multi-talented artistes that would deliver their scripts with such a great level of comportment and professionalism that 1 wouldn't
be able to differentiate acting from reality. As such, many of us tend to so carried away that we become so emotional forgetting that the productions is just a movie filled with fictions. I still remember the 1st time I saw 'Titanic
'. I couldn't just help myself. there was also a bollyhood movie; Kal hoo naa hoo. These are 2 lovely works from Hollywood and Bollyhood.

The Nigeria movies industry has also continued to grow after the release of 'Living in bondage' in 1992. Have seen some excellent jobs from nollyhood too even though they're numbered. Mention any nollyhood movie u've seen before that u really think moved u that u forgot it was just a movie. A movie u watch that made u shed tears...for me, I think have seen a couple of that. Movies likes Mortal inheritance, a million tears, Owo blow, true confession etc. Pls let me see urs. Thnks and have a great weekend!

.BLOOD SISTERS & WHEN SAY YES.D 2nd film made me shed tears,wen a man was dyin coz of kidney prblm,n no 1 volunterd 2 donate a kidney 2 save hs life,even d twin sis coz d husband was afraid of loosin her.Oh!I dn't want 2 remba d film.

marialucia: Which Statement Hurts Most in a Relationship?

1) It's over between us
2) Goodbye
3) I never loved you
4) I was just playing you
5) You are not good in bed
6) I was just toying you
7) I was in love with someone else.
8. You were the worst thing that ever happened to me
9) I was in the relationship cause of sex

Which do you think Hurt Most?

.No 5 oo

marialucia: Which Statement Hurts Most in a Relationship?

1) It's over between us
2) Goodbye
3) I never loved you
4) I was just playing you
5) You are not good in bed
6) I was just toying you
7) I was in love with someone else.
8. You were the worst thing that ever happened to me
9) I was in the relationship cause of sex

Which do you think Hurt Most?

.No 5 ooo.

olokfor: Two corps members serving in Community Secondary school Iddo in Asari-Toru LGA of Rivers State were yesterday night severely burnt beyond recognition by unknown persons who attacked them in their room.

Report given to us this morning by another serving corp member in the area said the two corps members who are both females were locked in after the attackers had poured fuel in their room and then set the room on fire.

One of the corper is named Okey Winifred a batch C corps member while the other whose name could not be ascertained as at time of this report is a new batch B corps member that just left camp and reported at the PPA few days ago.

Both of them are currently in critical condition at the Intensive care unit (ICU) of Uniport Teaching Hospital.


The attackers are still unknown, however the story going round among other corpers in the community is they are probably some of the students in their PPA.

Rivers state is becoming a more dangerous place for youth corpers as they are easily victims of violent attacks by locals and kidnapping gangs. We hope the concern authority will do something urgently and curb the various violence against the corps members. God help us

SOURCE- http://metronaija.com/photo-two-female-nysc-corps-members-set-ablaze-in-rivers-state/

.Ma predictn has cm 2 pass.Wit d level of crisis in River,criminals wl tk advantage of it n cause havoc at d poor masses.AMAECHI beta leave pride n arrogant n put ur State in order b4 itz late 4 u.WARNING!!!

Maxymilliano: https://www.osundefender.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Dokubo-in-Muslim-garb.jpg
Alh. Asari Dokubo in Muslim garb

A prominent Niger Delta Muslim, Alhaji Mujahid Abubakr Dokubo-Asari, has lashed out at critics of the moves by Nigeria’s Senate to approve under-age marriage.

Expressing his opinion on the issue this morning, Dokubo, who converted to Islam as an adult, insisted that it is the right of Muslims to marry or give out their daughters at any age they wish, adding that this is not the business of n[b]on-Muslims[/b].

Said the Niger Delta Peoples Volunteer Force (NDPVF) leader through Facebook:
“People should learn to respect other people’s sensibilities… We Muslims have the right to marry when we want or give out our daughters at any age we want. It is not your business and the law must respect our right to do so.

Anything short of that is an infringement on our rights. We did not ask you to marry ladies of that age or give your daughters out in marriage at that age. Plzzzzzzzz respect our sensibilities.”

News Express reports that the Nigerian Senate has come under fire from outraged Nigerians and the international community after being convinced by Senator Ahmad Yarima to drop a constitutional amendment outlawing marriage to girls under 18. The former Zamfara State governor who once came under fire for marrying a girl believed to be aged 13 had argued that Islam recognises under-age marriage.

Issues pertaining to religion usually evoke strong reactions in Nigeria, a deeply religious nation that has Christianity and Islam as the dominant faiths.

Source:News Express

http://www.osundefender.org/%3Fp%3D111743

.And d Senate is nt made up of Muslims.F**L

[quote author=tha_originator]In this movie, Ramsey Noah is the step son of Patience Ozokwo (Mama G).

Patience Ozokwo acts as a wicked woman.

Patience Ozokwo's plan is to poison Ramsey Noah.

After putting d poison into a glass of juice, she kept it in d fridge.

Nigerian lady still watching (Notice her face)

Nigerian lady: Chei, dis woman is a very wicked woman o.

In d movie: Suddenly, Ramsey Noah came back from work.

Nigerian lady (still watching): Ramsey abeg no go kitchen.

In d movie: Ramsey Noah enters the kitchen.

Nigerian lady (still watching): Chei! Ramsey abeg no go near fridge o.

In d movie: Ramsey Noah goes straight to d fridge.

Nigerian lady (still watching by now if she's with you, you will get a scary hug): Ramsey abeg no carry juice, just carry water drink. Den go sleep.

In d movie: Ramsey Noah carries the juice. As he was about to drink the juice, the glass fell down on d ground and broke.

Nigerian lady (excited and screams): THANK YOU JESUS.Nigerian movie,where sm1 died n buried immediately wit ANKRA later came bak wearing JEANS & SHIRT.My qtn is........Is der any BOUTIQUE in Heaven?

[quote author=tha_originator]In this movie, Ramsey Noah is the step son of Patience Ozokwo (Mama G).

Patience Ozokwo acts as a wicked woman.

Patience Ozokwo's plan is to poison Ramsey Noah.

After putting d poison into a glass of juice, she kept it in d fridge.

Nigerian lady still watching (Notice her face)

Nigerian lady: Chei, dis woman is a very wicked woman o.

In d movie: Suddenly, Ramsey Noah came back from work.Nigerian movie,where sm1 died n buried immediately wit ANKRA later came bak wearing JEANS & SHIRT.My qtn is........Is der any BOUTIQUE in Heaven?

Nigerian lady (still watching): Ramsey abeg no go kitchen.

In d movie: Ramsey Noah enters the kitchen.

Nigerian lady (still watching): Chei! Ramsey abeg no go near fridge o.

In d movie: Ramsey Noah goes straight to d fridge.

Nigerian lady (still watching by now if she's with you, you will get a scary hug): Ramsey abeg no carry juice, just carry water drink. Den go sleep.

In d movie: Ramsey Noah carries the juice. As he was about to drink the juice, the glass fell down on d ground and broke.

Nigerian lady (excited and screams): THANK YOU JESUS.[/quote]

[quote author=jaguda_man]Check out these twins Chidinma & Chidiebere known for their seductive pics and roles

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http://www.jaguda.com/2013/07/18/nollywood-twins-chidinma-and-chidiebere-aneke-release-hot-pictures/[/quote].KPOMO lips

abu12: http://thenationonlineng.net/new/governors-shun-economic-council-to-visit-amaechi/

.AMAECHI is a sinking man.

Mrdealer4all: where do u stay in ph

.Dats nt y we r here

Policewoman: I LOVE THIS GOVERNOR SO MUCH. HOW I WISH HE WAS THE ONE GOVERNING MY RIVERS STATE AND NOT THE TALKATIVE MAECHI.

.Then cm n marry 4rm Anambra nah.If u're stil single

babyosisi: What is the exact number of virgins they are allocated
I have read 62
The popular opinion has it at 72
Now u say 77
YOu folks should stop confusing the future martyrs
How many shall they get so they will know exactly what to expect

.LWKMD.

bennyraz: To me, i believe long distance relationship is a big sham by one of the party involved. It might be the guy or the babe but one party is definitely playing one party. How can you explain a girl in School in PH riding/sexing another man while answering the call of her supposed fiance in lagos saying "Sweetie, i miss you, I love you" while the joystick of another man is still inside her?? how can you explain another married man harboring a young girl in his home while his wife just took a trip to South Africa. Nairalanders.. my eyes have seen, my ears have heard and what more should i say? Is long distance relationship really worth the stress? knowing fully well that one party would cheat? and why do people involve themselves in long distance relationship? Is it because of their low self esteem or timidity? mind you, I have enjoyed the benevolence of long distance relationship it ended well but not an happily ever after well.

.Ask Adaobi hw we r dng ourz.I dn't hv much talk.

Emmysteve: www.premiumtimesng.com/news/141117-constitution-ammendment-yerima-makes-senate-back-underage-marriage-as-lawmakers-oppose-local-government-autonomy.html

.Dats ISLAM 4 u.All abt molestatn.

KwoiZabo: it is the man at the rear can't you see the Army Lt. Colonel behind him? he has not allowed Presidency make him loose respect for his wife so as usual its Ladies first but as educated and exposed as soyinka is he has no respect for women so he has used three women already and presently none of them is with him.

.Old news.mtchewwwww.

stebell: Just heard from Naija Info radio station here in PH now that the state police command has declared Hon. Chidi Lloyd wanted for his role on the fracas that ensued in thee state house of assembly. More details coming your way as events unfold.

.I c hoodlums n cultist hijackin River State vry soon.Dats y i stl blame Amaechi in all these,he wld hv stpd al these 4rm d beginin,rada he was dr seeking sympathy 4rm d masses.We all kw dats external power 2 River crisis but he faild 2 undastnd d music tone b4 dancing.Put ur State in order!!!

Rexsul: i know most of us have received a slap from Papa which i know won't b a funny experience

so guys let describe papa's slap in One word.....4 me hmmmm.....Wonderful

.I neva experienced dat b4.

adexmuhyi: LIVE snails slither across a woman's face as she takes part in the latest bizarre beauty trend in Japan.
A salon in the capital Tokyo is offering customers the chance to sign up for a £165 SNAIL FACIAL.
All they have to do is lie back and let the molluscs crawl across their skin, leaving a trail of slime as they go.

Managers at the Clinical Salon claim snail slime is packed with proteins, antioxidants and hyaluronic acid, which help skin retain moisture, reduce inflammation and remove dead skin.
While many will be too squeamish to get snail mucus on their mugs, adventurous Japanese are queuing up to try the bizarre treatment.
One happy customer said: "You can feel the snails moving on your face. At first, it's surprising but it's actually rather nice."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5014860/snail-facial-is-latest-bizarre-beauty-trend-in-japan.html

.I hope dis 1 is among d snails abi?

[quote author=P.Stacks]You see say them write Boko Haram for Tuface 4 head?
Who tell you say hin no go fit train dem..

Hav you heard of what's been happening to Fatai Rolling Dollar since after his demise?

Tuface has made a Legend of himself. If he dies tomorrow, non of his kids would ever suffer. NONE. Not to talk of when the Boy is still doing his thing, growing matured by the day, becoming an elder statesman in the Music industry, releasing smash everyday.
He's done something New with anoda old man. Go and hear the boy..

That is a Typical Nigerian success story.
Be you who! Every Strata of the society can associate with him.
International Recognition, he's there.
Street credibility, he has it.

Then y use the one thing that has made him human by not being perfect to Judge him?

Leave Tuface ooo! If u no want make I follow u vex..

This was what lead Bipi to go and say Patience Jonathan is his Jesus Christ on earth..
Don't allow me tell you 2face is my Jesus Christ on earth ooo, B4 I take Mace Knack you for head, Nairaland House of Assembly Go scatter.[/quote].Are u hvng reading difficulties?I referred 2 u @ ma last post nt Tuface.He must hv made names,moni etc,dats nt wat am sayin....Itz gud 2 kw sm1 wit gud reputatn & nt dis type.

[quote author=P.Stacks]Wetin concern you if e dey kill?
Hin tell you say e don kill am?[/quote].I kw u must hv done more dan him.....but God can still 4gv u.Plz dn't gv birth 2 wat u can't train,b4 they will turn 2 bombers n almajiris out of frustration.

smothly: Hmmmn too bad,its the way you lay your bed that you lie on it.
This will serve as a lesson for guys that have turned theirselves to filling station that can insert their fuel nozzle anywhere they want.(Its a proverb)

.D blame shldn't only go 4 guys alone.Most atyms ladies r d cause of all dez,just 2 hv an offspring 4rm a well kwn celebrity.Wat do u hv 2 say abt d lady dat striped hersef naked during Iyanya's concert in UK?I kw tuface is a cheerful giver,but u can only receieve freely wen askd.

opecareem: So Tuface recently got chatting with TheNetNg, his very first official interview since his much celebrated wedding to actress Annie Uwana Macaulay.
And in it, he got to talk about his marriage to Annie, his current relationship with his two other baby mamas. His biggest worry during his Dubai wedding to Annie, and how handy a dad he is to his kids.

Excerpts continue after the cut

At the launch of this year’s Star Trek Concert, on stage you said marriage hasn’t changed you. Hasn’t marriage changed 2face?
-Actually it’s the aspect of me being a jolly good fellow that I meant by marriage hasn’t changed me but at least it changed me in the way that now I get to be more responsible, because it is a serious business, it’s not when I was a bachelor that I could just decide after a show to just chill in an hotel and sleep. There was one time that I even made up my mind that I wasn’t getting married.

So what brought about the change of mind?
-I realise say I dey mumu myself (laughs). If you see the person you no fit run from am you go like am die so why you dey run.

So how often do you keep in touch with your other baby mamas?
-As often as necessary.

But you love children, right?
-I often wish it didn’t happen this way, but I can’t regret or make myself feel bad for what has happened. I wish it was different, and I wish I could wake up every morning and see all of them but that’s not the case right now. It’s not easy shuffling here and there to see them. Sometimes for weeks or months I don’t see them. Its not easy but as you lay your bed, so you will lie on it.

Your wedding was probably the biggest wedding that happened in the last decade or two, did you plan this right from the very go?
-The funny thing is, that was the total opposite of what I planned to do. My wife and I actually wanted a quiet and peaceful wedding but unfortunately for Innocent Idibia, 2Face interfered (laughs). 2face and Annie Macaulay now interfered in Innocent and Uwana’s wedding. So, unfortunately when they say we no fit hide, yes we no fit hide. I actually thought I was going to succeed in making it quiet and doing my thing peacefully but as it turned out the people no send me for that matter

So when all that noise was happening, what was your biggest concern?
-My biggest concern was that this was a serious occasion for me and I hope nobody is going to come and trivialise it and try to turn it into a bad thing, you understand. Marriage is a joyous thing but some people could turn it into topic of the day that people will then insult you saying different things. That was my biggest concern, for people to just respect it and know it’s a serious occasion for me and my wife, and not turn it into any debate society topic.

A lot of people said that Annie was the one behind it that she wanted a grand wedding after you had a little one?
-They will always say that about the woman. Naturally, they decide everything and so it is natural for people to assume that. It definitely wasn’t going to be a tiny wedding but something not too grand. If they say Annie wanted it to be grand, it’s not true because we already had our plan, budget and the number of people we were going to invite. It just happened that the number quadrupled, I mean even ten times the amount of people we prepared for.

I see you wearing your wedding band. How does that feel?
-(Laughs) o boy, you know how many times I don forget am for house? Dem go con carry am come meet me bros see your wedding ring. Sometimes I’m somewhere and I don’t even think about it and then someone makes a comment about and I realise I’m wearing it. It feels good honestly especially if it’s with somebody that you actually know and understand. Somebody that you are comfortable being around.

Concerning your former relationships with the other women, what was the most important advice that your parents gave you?
-The most important advice they gave me were just two words; ‘be careful’. Be careful in all aspects, be careful not to impregnate anyone, be careful not to mislead anyone that will now turn to a bone in your neck. So many ‘be carefuls’, and that covers all. They also told me; search deep inside your heart to know the one that truly is right for you and when you do that, go for that person and don’t let the person slip away again.

Before, you used to wake up as a bachelor, but now it is with someone beside you. How do you work around everything with your daughter Isabella having to go to school. Do you drive her to school or help her with her homework and also help out in the kitchen?
-Like I said earlier I wish I had more time and opportunities to hang out with my kids. I really do wish I had more time but unfortunately you know because of what I do it’s not always easy, but I try as much as possible to make out time. When I’m around I try as much as possible to be in that part of her life.

How was the feeling like when you went back for parental approval?
-It was excitement but excitement with no surprise. They were excited that we had finally decided to make it official, but they were not surprised because they knew we had been together for a long time although we frequently broke-up and made-up. So, it was excitement without surprise.

SOURCE

.Just mek sure u tk gud care of them.And kindly amend ur ways nw dat u're marid.Smtin wey dey swt dey kill ooooo.SIMPLE!!!

ndala: https://www.facebook.com/tbjministries/posts/428416487279133

.I will mobilize n lead North Central(s),even though am wrking.

adaobi123:

.Ada-swty,r u stl awake?Plz go 2 bed b4 bad boiz wl confuse u here o.lol

nwekesimon68: If getting u is a crime den am an ex-convict. If the person u luv to date are BOKOHARAM Den am shekau.If u luv people dat can mace den am lloyd. If killing u is wat it takes to have u den ur interment follows immediately. If the only place to meet u is in hell then on my way just keep a chair 4 me. Luv u.

.Broz,y nt use ur mouth n announce ur obituary.Whc kind msg b dis 1?

nwekesimon68: If getting u is a crime den am an ex-convict. If the person u luv to date are BOKOHARAM Den am shekau.If u luv people dat can mace den am lloyd. If killing u is wat it takes to have u den ur interment follows immediately. If the only place to meet u is in hell then on my way just keep a chair 4 me. Luv u.

.Broz,y nt use ur mouth n announce ur obituary.Whc kind msg b dis 1?