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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by AtYourCervix: 9:17am On May 29, 2018
LordAdamX:
Think the Puskas should go to Bale's goal, if it were down to those two.

CR7 is more beautiful IMO, but Bale's platform (the final) and the fact that it was his first touch of the ball just does it for me.

It's amazing that CR7 and Bale did both in the same year and in the same 63rd minute. It's a shame that Bale isn't going to the World Cup. Very unlucky fella.

-Lord
It was his second touch though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by AtYourCervix: 5:56am On May 29, 2018
haymekus:
Most of you here are just CR7 fans


And not Madrid fans
Let's assume you're correct, how's it your business?
Christianity EtcRe: What Was The Essence Of Mo Salahs Prayer Before The Game by AtYourCervix: 5:51am On May 29, 2018
tartar9:
What if the prayer prevented him from crashing his on his skull-pouring out his brains,or from a ball gorging out his eyes from their sockets or a ball piercing right through his body....or prevented him from scoring his own team or kicking a falling meteorite thinking it was the ball....
What if?
What if?
Just what if? sad
This doesn't make any sense and sounds desperate
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Escapes Assassination Attempt By Hired Armed Men Along Auchi Rd by AtYourCervix: 7:25am On May 28, 2018
Maximus85:
Where can we confirm this story?
Pray to the holy spirit
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Escapes Assassination Attempt By Hired Armed Men Along Auchi Rd by AtYourCervix: 7:22am On May 28, 2018
NOC1:
Lol, how the cook up stories and broadcast is not an issue for me, rather what baffles me is how adult swallow it hook line and sinker
If you can believe donkey and snake talked, a virgin gave birth, someone walked on water, someone changed water to wine, fed 5000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fishes then having 12 basketful of crumbs left afterwards, creator of the universe came to a speck of dust somewhere in the universe to be killed by 3 nails amongst others then believing Suleman is pretty easy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by AtYourCervix: 6:45pm On May 26, 2018
LordAdamX:
@Miremoses1 and usbcable,

Benzema starts ahead of Bale.

Same diamond that's been a source of anguish this year gets picked again.

I said it that Zidane is a gambler. Now let's hope the gamble pays off.

-Lord
Isco playing doesn't mean diamond, we can play a variety of formations

I also don't understand why you're advocating for possession but want a player like isco on the bench
Christianity EtcRe: Man Sentence To Death For Farting In Mosque. by AtYourCervix: 6:23pm On May 26, 2018
TheEminentLaity:
I want to be Muslim. Such a lovely religion
Can't wait to join islam and work my way up to the level of those that'll strap a bomb to themselves and detonate it in a marketplace so I can get those 72 virgins
Christianity EtcRe: Man Sentence To Death For Farting In Mosque. by AtYourCervix: 6:01pm On May 26, 2018
wyzoe:
I'm finding it difficult to believe this.
It's probably false.
You'll never know with Shari'a
Christianity EtcRe: My Girl Friend Call Me Son Of Grace, Pls What Makes Her To Call Me That? by AtYourCervix: 5:16pm On May 26, 2018
She's trying to kill you, you need to kill her before she does
Christianity EtcRe: Man Sentence To Death For Farting In Mosque. by AtYourCervix: 5:14pm On May 26, 2018
what the fuk did I just read?
Christianity EtcRe: God Is An Atheist: What Theists Cant argue.Discover God's God by AtYourCervix: 3:05pm On May 26, 2018
winner01:
Story!

If religion is what you clam it is, then Islam should be top on your agenda, or does human life not mean anything to self acclaimed humanists anymore?

Christianity is where the power is, that's why you've been here for years getting agitated at anything remotely God or Jesus.
I like how you ignored all Dalam0n said while repeating the nonsense he's countered just like a kid that sticks his fingers into his ears while shouting "La la la la"
Christianity EtcRe: Proof That Religion Is A Man-made Device And Why It Is Outdated by AtYourCervix: 8:01am On May 26, 2018
AshCoded:
hmmm....u r kinda ryt...

nd am a Muslim sha....both islam nd Christianity I believe we serve D same God jst DAT the ways nd means r different nd the believes r diff.

bt itz better to b on a side than sitting on the fence which is nt believing that there is God...DAT is D worse

if itz true DAT out of the two religions one is the ryt way nd the other is nt...itz better to Gamble nd take the risk of picking one Dan doing ntn.
who knows, at the IR choice might be ryt.

bt I believe both r D ryt way...moreover serving God is from the heart nt by wat u do or say.

everything is from the heart nd Mind.
Hmmmm I'd let you off the hook because you give me the impression of someone who hasn't discussed with atheists before

Forgive me for assuming you're a Christian
Christianity EtcRe: Proof That Religion Is A Man-made Device And Why It Is Outdated by AtYourCervix: 7:46am On May 26, 2018
AshCoded:
chaii...I pity u
so basically u don't believe that there is God....

ur place in hell is special.... Specially created fr u nd ur Name written boldly at the entrance.


May God forgive me too cos I dnt have the right to judge.
God forgive me.
Do you think you're safe from hell if it exists? what if you follow Jesus and find out islam is the true religion? aren't you heading to the same hell?
FamilyRe: I Reject The Idea That The Man Is The Head Of The House - Female Twitter User by AtYourCervix: 5:24am On May 26, 2018
Pataricatering:
if we lived by biblical standards you would probably be a slave in an american factory right now - the Bible tells slaves to obey their masters - going by your logic , slaves should have sat down and said “ we must not fight our white masters but remain slaves since the good bible says we must obey our masters” ? Right ?
Thank you! Christians pick and chose then turn around and criticise other Christians for picking and choosing differently
FamilyRe: I Reject The Idea That The Man Is The Head Of The House - Female Twitter User by AtYourCervix: 5:13am On May 26, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
God and Nature made it so.

Whose name does the children bear? Their mother's or father's? Who is primarily responsible for leadership? Who's considered to be primary provider? Have you heard of any special recognition given to husbands of public figures worldwide like is obtained in wives of figures?


See bro, there are certain things you can't contend with nor change. No matter how much a feminist will rant the man will remain HEAD of the family
In Spain the child bears both the mother and Father's name

For instance, Marco Asensio Willemsen is his name and Willemson is gotten from his mother "Maria Willemsen"

Also Oxlade-Chamberlain contains both his father and mother's name so is Maitland Niles and Alexander-Arnold

"Primarily responsible for leadership" isn't sex based, majority of those that adopted it did for cultural reasons and women have been pushing back against such ideas recently. Who's the president of Germany? I bet most Nairalanders don't know Germany has a president (neither did I till he visited Nigeria last year or so) who's a man but they all know Angela Merkel who's the chancellor

Primary provider depends on the financial level of both the man and the woman, since most Nigerians and Africans have families in which the woman doesn't even work let alone earn money its a man but many families developed nations have women as primary providers and their families are living peacefully and fine, its all understanding

I don't know what you mean by "Special Recognition"

Yes, Men are the head of most homes and a huge reason for this is that almost all religions and cultures support the idea but the pendulum has been swinging a bit in recent years compared to millennia ago
FamilyRe: I Reject The Idea That The Man Is The Head Of The House - Female Twitter User by AtYourCervix:
Gullah:
It's a free world but there's no need claiming to be a Christian when you don't want to abide by the tenets of the Christian faith. Saying that a lot of biblical concepts do not reconcile with today's reality and that you have to use interpretations to work out which ones you will deem appropriate is just creating your own fantasy. You don't pick and choose which part of God's word you obey according to your own whims and caprices. No one is forcing you to be a Christian or live by the Bible tenets. But when you chose to be a Christian and abide by the Bible, then you must know that you have to be completely obedient to God's instructions in the Bible. A half obedient Christian is just wasting his or her time. Choose ye this day whom you will serve, you can't serve God and Mammon at the same time!
Why then are you not advocating for slavery? isn't it endorsed in the Bible? every Christian I know picks and chooses then criticise other Christians for picking and choosing differently this is why we have 30,000 (Thirty Thousand) different Christian sects

But this is what I love about Christianity; there are so many Christians out there calling other Christians ignorant and heretical. Christianity right now is a cacophony of conflicting messages all of which claim to be representing the truth of God.
Christianity EtcRe: God Is Real by AtYourCervix: 7:19pm On May 25, 2018
CandidSeeker:
John 4:24 NKJV God is Spirit, and those who worship Him must worship in spirit and truth."
cc happypagan
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Moves Against Beard Gang, Says Groom Must Not Look Like A Taliban by AtYourCervix: 6:14pm On May 25, 2018
ponziponzi:
Leviticus 19:27 New International Version (NIV)
27 “‘Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard

.

It is written in the Bible.
They don't read their Bibles, GO is actually their God but they'd feign being offended if you tell them that
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Moves Against Beard Gang, Says Groom Must Not Look Like A Taliban by AtYourCervix: 5:53pm On May 25, 2018
BluntTheApostle:
What are you saying? Are you saying keeping of beards is wrong?
Their GO said its wrong so its wrong
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Moves Against Beard Gang, Says Groom Must Not Look Like A Taliban by AtYourCervix: 5:45pm On May 25, 2018
babajeje123:
That it is not written in the Bible doesn't make keeping of beard right. It is not written in the Bible that 'thou shall not smoke' however, we all know it's not health-wisely right.
I'm afraid you're strawmanning me

Its not written in the Bible not to smoke BECAUSE smokes weren't yet invented then, if it were and then your example would've been valid. Also beards were addressed in the Bible but you won't know that since you rely on GOs to read the Bible for you

Long beards preceded Islam so I find it bizarre how they're banning it cuz some religion they don't agree with adopted it. why not ban eating too? after all the talibans eat, what about breathing? stop breathing since Talibans breathe, stop driving cars since Talibans drive
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Moves Against Beard Gang, Says Groom Must Not Look Like A Taliban by AtYourCervix: 5:35pm On May 25, 2018
EastGold:
I support.

The kind beards wey people dey carry go church these days, you go think sey dem be sheikh
What exactly is "Taliban Beard"?

also, would you be so kind to quote the bible verses that said a man should not grow long beards? if there's none, what does that say about Redeemed?
Even the artist's renderings of ancient Israel depicts men with long beards

That's how Kumuyi spent decades telling his congregation TV is evil but globalisation eventually made him go back on that stupid unbiblical doctrine
Christianity EtcRe: Dear Christians... by AtYourCervix: 5:25pm On May 25, 2018
There was a topic that hit front-page days back where the OP said Adeboye took Christianity to Samoa or something and said many Samoans including the president of Samoa and gave their lives to Christ

The story was presented as though Adeboye went to Saudi Arabia to convert them or at least a non Christian nation and a lot of people swallowed all the claims by OP
A simple due diligence would have told them Samoa is comprised of 98% Christian so I'd wager almost 100% of the people that came to Adeboye's program must've been Christians

Evangelism as we know it is fast dying in Christianity as focus has shifted from converting people of other religions to converting people of other denominations into another so most members gained by a denomination actually belonged to another Christian denomination before joining them so they claim these people who joined them from another denomination just gave their life to Christ now and only people that belonged to their denomination are actually in Christ, others are not


Edit: here's the thread that hit FP https://www.nairaland.com/4518734/pastor-adeboye-visits-samoa-head
Christianity EtcRe: God Is An Atheist: What Theists Cant argue.Discover God's God by AtYourCervix: 4:55pm On May 25, 2018
Godpolymath:
Hand book to study atheism grin
The handbook has been existing for time immemorial, according to theists (who are the only readers of the Handbook) here are the doctrines of atheism

1. You must accept evolution and big bang as atheists are responsible for both theories

2. You must kill all religious people and even atheists as well

3. You must kill and eat babies

4. You must call on Yahweh or Allah or some interventionist god when in trouble

5. You must admit Pol Pot, Stalin etc killed people because they were atheists

6. You must worship the devil

7. You must be sad and depressed, you can't possibly be happy

8. When you're about to die you must become a Christian/Muslim or adherent of some religion, you can't possibly die an atheist

There are many more doctrines in the book they tell me about although I'm yet to see this book but it must exist or how else do you explain how they know so much about the doctrines that guide our lives?

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