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Car Talk / Re: Why Having Too Many Keys Attached To Your Car Keys Is Bad by AtYourCervix: 7:20am On Sep 03, 2018
Is it your car key?

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Religion / Re: The Mental Disorder Called Atheism. Must Read For All Nairaland Christians by AtYourCervix: 7:28am On Jun 18, 2018
Anas09:

Ignoemodeactivated. Take your anger out on your family who failed you. I don't know you. Keep your bitterness to yourself.

This is the last i responded to you.
if my exposing lies gets interpreted by liars as "being angry" and bitter then I'm a proud angry and bitter person

Just like jFrankNorfleet, I don't care if you respond, I see you tell your holy spirit enabled lies and I call you out for it with facts to back myself up

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Religion / Re: The Mental Disorder Called Atheism. Must Read For All Nairaland Christians by AtYourCervix: 11:37pm On Jun 16, 2018
Anas09:

If you behaved like a human being i could pause and respond to you, but it's high time i choose who to respond to, and you are obviously not one of them.
You are so obscure that i can't remember ever seeing your moniker.

You seem to be angry about something. I'm not responsible for what is eating you up. Pls get help.

if my exposing lies gets interpreted by liars as "being angry" then I'm a proud angry person

You've been watching a show since 2002, a show that didn't exist then

the show made nonexistent ordinary men become super entrepreneurs

Haha, lie small small na

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Religion / Re: The Mental Disorder Called Atheism. Must Read For All Nairaland Christians by AtYourCervix: 9:13pm On Jun 16, 2018
Anas09:

Who was Obama before the American Presidency? Who was Trump before the American Presidency? From as far back as 2002, I have been following Trumps realty show 'The Apprentice'. Have you seen what Trump makes out of ordinary people who had potentials but didn't know it? That man has turn ordinary men to super entrepreneurs.

Oh! ignorance runs in your blood, you talk about things you have only the faintest idea about like you know it well

Now mention just 3, just 3 "ordinary men" he turned to "super entrepreneurs" via the apprentice

You lied when you said you've been following the show since 2002 because the show started 2004 also he didn't make anyone a super entrepreneur but answer the question I asked in the second paragraph. That was how you told blatant lies here too https://www.nairaland.com/4509458/student-wins-right-talk-jesus#67666173 that JFrankNorfleet had to call you out on it

lying is a hobby for you

for this interested but don't know much about the show just read the first entry in this article http://www.cracked.com/article_24355_6-reality-shows-that-arent-just-fake-theyre-outright-evil.html

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Religion / Re: RCCG Opens “Soup Kitchens” Around Lagos To Feed Poor Nigerians FREE by AtYourCervix: 12:39pm On Jun 16, 2018
gypsey:
you keep mentioning how other people are giving, what about you? if you truely believe that givers never lack put yourself to the test and see if you wouldn't end up like these hungry people cheesy grin
Remember givers never lack was in one of your initial comments and you claimed to believe it, perhaps only when TB joshua gives or Bill gate.

Givers never lacks is a nonsensical statement that feels good and one can advice others to apply to their lives but the person doing the advising wouldn't dare apply to his lol

give all you have away and you'd soon start begging those you gave for money to feed. the real truth is that IF you give with sense you'll never lack and part of giving with sense is to only give a fraction of a fraction of what you have to those that really really really need it while giving appearance of having given a chunk of what you have

extreme altruism would ruin any human financially

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by AtYourCervix: 11:24am On Jun 16, 2018
Yonce:


You were crystal clear. Just wrong.

Real Madrid can compete financially with PSG. PSG is new money, Madrid is old money.
https://www.reddit.com/r/realmadrid/comments/6a5sdo/florentino_perez_on_the_change_of_real_madrids/

good thing you know more than our president then, maybe you should be the one there in his stead
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by AtYourCervix: 10:52am On Jun 16, 2018
Yonce:

Say whaaaa?? grin
did I stutter?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by AtYourCervix: 10:52am On Jun 16, 2018
Yonce:

Say whaaaa?? grin
did I stutter?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by AtYourCervix: 10:44am On Jun 16, 2018
FergieRaww:



3. I'll agree with you to some points... you made a mistake saying we (Madrid) can't compete with the Parisians financially... this really cracked me

2. Apart from Neymar and Mbappe you know of what other marque signing has they made in their history compared to the Galatico signings we've been making until Zidane came in charge

1. and the wages they earn at Madrid and in PSG is just another talk for another day cause am sure none of their mid fielders are earning more than Kroos and Modric... not even Veratti (i might be wrong tho')

1. I think you mixed two different points into one, what I was saying is that if any of our midfielders can be bought by PSG and they request PSG double their present wages it would happen in an instant, that point was meant to counter the talk about PSG chairman viewing Ronaldo and he'll pay him better than we are doing, to show that what applies to Ronaldo does to Kroos, Modrić and even Casemiro. I'm not saying those PSG midfielders are already earning better than ours which might actually be the case


2. Apart from Mbappe and Neymar? what of Cavani? Lavezzi? Ibrahimovic? David Beckham? Thiago Silva? also they are newly rich so comparing their history to ours is not fair in this discussion, its like asking what someone who just became a billionaire today has acquired compared to Dangote who's been there for decades more

3. We can't compete with them, that's a fact and the only thing preventing them pulling even more galactico is FFP. Perez said it in a statement in 2015 and it read thus, https://twitter.com/RubenPMN/status/861589428992692224

[b]In football everything changes. Real Madrid being the most valuable club is something that I don't know will continue for much longer. All of the European clubs are receiving lots of external funds. In Spain, we have Atletico and Valencia as examples. Then, in England there are the huge television deals. To those deals you can add the enormous amounts of money that they already have. Manchester City's money pertains to Abu Dhabi, PSG's to Qatar, various English teams have North American owners... Because of this we've changed our transfer strategy. We believe that we HAVE to have those Spanish and foreign wonderkids, we'll follow them and invest small amounts in them. If it goes well their prices will increase, and if it goes bad we will be sure that we do not lose much money. We have to have this strategy in order to continue competing with other teams which now have tons of money. We believe that with this strategy we will continue winning titles and will maintain our current position as the most valuable club in the world.[/b]


My point in my previous post is just to show there are good and intelligent arguments against paying Ronaldo a Messi and Neymar wages

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Religion / Re: RCCG Opens “Soup Kitchens” Around Lagos To Feed Poor Nigerians FREE by AtYourCervix: 6:39am On Jun 16, 2018
Bonapart:
you are on your own. May God help you cos you sound disturbed
I don't know how this invalidates the post you quoted

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by AtYourCervix: 6:35am On Jun 16, 2018
LordAdamX:


The CR7 does NOT deserve a better contract crew!

We waiting. That's how they'll allow PSG to carry CR7 and they'd rest him throughout all the games and prepare him for UCL games (using derbies derbies and against bottom teams to boost his stats, impression, and to get him match ready). He'd win every trophy in France and prolly win the UCL for them.

How a Madrid fan after all CR7 has done for us can be so disrespectful beats me.

-Lord

Their argument is that he doesn't deserve to be paid as much as Messi and Neymar, these guys got their contracts under different circumstances. that's what Hopefu.lLandlord's argument was

He said Messi waited till he had a little over 6 months left and can legally sign a precontract with man city or PSG for free before agreeing a contract with Barca and He now earns 40% of their entire wagebill and on top of that still pay him under the table via his foundation. Neymar was a statement buy by PSG, a team we can't compete financially with so we should stop comparing them. a lot of our players can also earn more at PSG from Modrić to Carvajal to Kroos to Varane but they're here and none of you guys are fighting for them to be paid on par with the highest paid players in their positions like Modrić and Kroos earn less than Pogba, Oscar, Coutinho, De Buryne; Carvajal and Varane are earning less than Thiago Silva, Dani Alves, Van dijk

Madrid is not responsible for the wages other clubs are paying

Honestly I feel there's too much groupthink going on here and opposing opinions are made to look bad which might prevent certain opinions from being aired, it seems to be everywhere though as even Barca fans that raised issues with Messi's wages on reddit were also downvoted to hell by those not realising the financial problems it can lead to

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Religion / Re: RCCG Opens “Soup Kitchens” Around Lagos To Feed Poor Nigerians FREE by AtYourCervix: 5:55am On Jun 16, 2018
Trex4:
Atheists Wont See This One Now

Religious belief played a massive part in Nigeria being so poor and many facets of the economy failing so badly and it gets worse. religious belief is responsible for maintaining this freefall as they encourage the poor to concentrate more on afterlife

"don't build treasures on earth, its vanity upon vanities" says a pastor that lives in a mansion out of his many mansions, flies private jet, drives performance cars, eats best quality foods, wears best quality wears, hired the best accountants, attended to by the best quality physicians and doctors but that's not laying treasures on earth, is it?

They'll even say demons are responsible for their poor members not making headway and they should keep fighting their problems with prayers rather than get practical solutions to their problems. political leaders take advantage of this horrible mindset by embezzling funds then turn around and tell the populace to pray for the country, the mumus amongst them would go to church, fall on their knees and pray while the politicians plot how to impoverish them more

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Religion / Re: Pope Francis Is Right! Christians Should Stop Equating Islam To Terrorism by AtYourCervix: 3:32pm On Jun 01, 2018
flamingREED:


Did I quote you?

You think I worry about what eternal sinners think?

Child of the devil,

Mark my username and never quote me again to challenge my faith or I'll wish you miserable death each time.


Your faith is nonsense, you're a Nigerian that believes a Jew died for your sins when the Jews themselves don't believe any of that nonsense

now wish miserable death on me grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by AtYourCervix: 11:25am On Jun 01, 2018
monerozi5590:



Cervix. Wasn't Kovacic a summer signing too at the time Benitez came. In fact he was more expensive than Danilo.

How come the board didn't tell Benitez to play Kavacic ahead of Casimiro but told Benitez to play Danilo ahead of Carvajal?

Cervix, can you explain that please? considering the fact that both players are summer signings.

That's pretty self explanatory. Kovačić was more of an understudy, a future player and rotation option

I'm not saying its a fact that board told Benitez to play Danilo but I'm looking at history, our board is notorious for pressuring coaches to use certain players and Benitez is known for playing players on merit. its pretty obvious if Benitez came in and kept playing an underperforming Danilo ahead of Carv (something he couldn't have done at Liverpool) then its sensible to see that he's being pressured to playing him
Religion / Re: Is It Right For Christian Couples To Do IVF If Prayers Are Not Working? by AtYourCervix: 10:39am On Jun 01, 2018
spartan117:
as expected
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by AtYourCervix: 10:19am On Jun 01, 2018
monerozi5590:


Kai!.. Bale gave us balance playing number 10?
It was the board that told Benitez to play Bale at number 10
It was the board that told Benitez to stop playing Carvjal.

Why didn't the same board stop Zidane from playing Carvajal ahead of Danilo?
Why did the same board question Zidane for benching Bale at some point?

To me, you are just assuming things.

Exactly! I've already explained why already, Zidane was given more control! what they did with Benitez showed its not working so they changed their approach to Zidane

Also Bale wasn't really playing as a number 10, he was given a free role but starts at the number 10 behind Benz and Ronaldo just like Messi does for Barca, he wasn't a James 10 or Aimar 10 and his drifting took more responsibility for the attack

Anyways its okay, we can't all think the same way
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by AtYourCervix: 9:47am On Jun 01, 2018
monerozi5590:



Lol. Stop blaming the board for Benitez short coming.

The first thing that Zidane did after he took over was to bring back Carvajal into the starting lineup.
Under Benitez i cried watching Madrid play. U have Cavarjal on your team and you are playing Danilo.
Danilo keeps playing rubbish and you are still playing him ahead of Carvajal. I feel like punching him on the face when Madrid is playing.

Furthermore, He likes playing players out of position. Playing Bale as number 10, i nearly ran mad when i saw that.

He brought serious disunity into the squad. Wanting to build the team around Bale when CR7 is in the team.

Benitez was a total failure. everything about him at Real Madrid was a failure.

Hehehehe

I don't know if you're being influenced by revisionism but I'm surprised you think that was Benitez team. You think Benitez had some personal vendetta against Carv and just wanted to keep playing an underperforming Danilo over him? who does that really? its obvious the board were telling him to use Danilo

Bale performed pretty well at the number 10 position and even gave us more balance, he was almost as awesome as he was in 2013/14 season. don't let revisionism blind you to that bro.

You're also forgetting he was the one that started introducing Lucas Vasquez into the team and tussled with the board into using Casemiro in place of James, the team had good results with this until the clasico rolled around and he played his big name 11 instead of best team 11, then came the farcical exit in copa del rey

You're free to judge his time here a failure but you'd be mistaken to think the same Benitez who was at Liverpool and Chelsea who took almost full control of the team and showed his mettle without caring much for the fans opinions and succeeding was the same Benitez that coached us. its obvious Benitez was not given free reign with the team and this made the players respect him less.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by AtYourCervix: 9:12am On Jun 01, 2018
monerozi5590:


Benitez that was playing Danilo ahead of Carvajal! Tell me something.

Benitez almost took us to the point of no return. Thank God he was sacked.

This is part of what I was calling power tussle at the Bernabeu

He was playing Danilo cuz Danilo was a new signing bought for good money and the hierarchy always put pressure on the coach to play such signings. Its the same reason Benitez lined up an unbalanced 11 in clasico by using BBC Mod Kro James and benched a not so popular Casimiro who would've given us balance. its the board doing the controlling but the coach takes all the flak if it doesn't turn out well.
Religion / Re: Is It Right For Christian Couples To Do IVF If Prayers Are Not Working? by AtYourCervix: 9:01am On Jun 01, 2018
spartan117:

Nope he can continue. We Christians have someone in us called the Holy Spirit that leads and guides us, he can keep running his mouth but nothing will change undecided

Y'all talk to the same holy spirit that guides you and tells you the truth but y'all can't agree on anything despite being revealed the "truth" to by this spirit. its almost as if every one of you lots believe you have it while not really having it

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by AtYourCervix: 8:35am On Jun 01, 2018
Yonce:



Benitez was not part of anything.

He was a monumental failure. He was so bad that he had to be sacked midseason. . . No one could bear to stand and watch that colossal failure completely ruin our 2016 season.

Benitez time here was not a failure, he was "okay" at worst and the farcical exit in copa del rey which was of no fault of his really dented his season coupled with his putting out his "best players" in el clasico and getting beaten 4-0 due to lack of a DM which was obviously a handiwork of the board telling him to use the biggest stars and names not the most effective and balanced eleven

His not being given a free reign and being controlled by the board was actually what lead to his failure but this was a blessing from the club as Perez had to change that style by giving more control to Zidane which made the team respect Zidane more and successes followed. Benitez was simply a casualty in a power tussle although he had his own issues. Had Zidane replaced Carlo he would also most likely have been fired too if he were given the Benitez treatment
Religion / Re: Prayers Are Useless – Nigerian Man Advises Black People To Stop It by AtYourCervix: 3:52am On Jun 01, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Its not far fetched
It is far fetched
Religion / Re: Prayers Are Useless – Nigerian Man Advises Black People To Stop It by AtYourCervix: 3:52am On Jun 01, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Its not far fetched
It is far fetched
Religion / Re: Prayers Are Useless – Nigerian Man Advises Black People To Stop It by AtYourCervix: 3:52am On Jun 01, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Its not far fetched
It is far fetched
Religion / Re: Fun Game For Everyone! Come Laugh At Other Religions. Who Wins? by AtYourCervix: 8:03pm On May 31, 2018
This thread was doing great, how did it descend to this mediocrity?
Religion / Re: Fun Game For Everyone! Come Laugh At Other Religions. Who Wins? by AtYourCervix: 7:35pm On May 31, 2018
HardMirror:
i wonder why all your post almost always have 2likes almost immediately you post. Lol. You lack so much self worth you have to like your own posts? This happens almost every time you comment, visible to the blind what you are doing and shows how lonely your life must be
grin grin

thought I was the only one who noticed

even on like page 10 of a thread you'd see 3 likes and 2 shares as soon as he posts

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Religion / Re: Prayers Are Useless – Nigerian Man Advises Black People To Stop It by AtYourCervix: 7:27pm On May 31, 2018
enilove:



Don't you know that majority of football fans can name players of some European clubs , even while asleep , but can not name 4 out of the twelve disciples of Jesus and they call themselves Christians.


Can you back up this knowledge you claim to have with research proving it or admit you're making it up?
Religion / Re: Prayers Are Useless – Nigerian Man Advises Black People To Stop It by AtYourCervix: 3:12pm On May 31, 2018
enilove:
He is not wise . God is not a god of soccer . Why does he think God is interested in football?
Moreover , God does not answer the prayers of sinners , which may be the case of the Liverpool player.

Why is a God you claims has power over everything not god of soccer again? y'all try to eat your cake and have it Or why do you think the god you serve is not interested in football?

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Religion / Re: Why God Allows Adversity by AtYourCervix: 10:45am On May 30, 2018
Nonsense
Religion / Re: I Want To Become A Religion Convertt by AtYourCervix: 10:40am On May 30, 2018
Kimnia:

Are You Saying I Can Be A Changed Person Without Being A Christian Or Islam?
Yes! religion does not change anybody AFAIK, only adds (more) hypocrisy to their bad habits cuz now they can lord it over others as they have a Jesus/Allah that'll forgive their sins. there's no type of bad actions committed by an irreligious person that's not being committed by a religious person somewhere. Nigeria is filled with corrupt hypocritical religious people. They steal, rape, fornicate, extort, embezzle, take or receive bribes, prostitute, backbite, commit adultery etc then go to church on Sunday to keep up appearance and talk to their imaginary friend for "forgiveness of sin"

Change starts when one is determined to and try to get the necessary help they need
Religion / Re: I Want To Become A Religion Convertt by AtYourCervix: 10:06am On May 30, 2018
Kimnia:
Good Morning To You All.
I Am Natasha, I Want To Becum A Good Christian Or Islam Convert.. I Dont Want To Be A Bad Person Again. I Want To Worship God. Please I Need A Real Believer That Will Help Me Out.

Hey Natasha, the part about your not wanting to be a "Bad Person" again piqued my interest. If what makes you want to join the Abrahamic religion is to help you become a better person then it won't be the solution to it

Just take your time to examine those thing you were doing before which you regarded as "Bad", determine to stop doing them or replace those things with something good

Religion doesn't make people good or bad cuz no matter how bad you think you are as an irreligious person you're bound to find someone worse who's religious. If you go into a religion with the thought that it makes people good then you're bound to be frustrated when you get in and see they really aren't any better than you are

To illustrate this, if your problem is having "too much sex" according to you and you feel taking up a religion would definitely help you reduce or stop it you'll get to church and guys would start hitting on you attempting to get into your pants, you might give in and the place you seek solution would be the enforcer of your problems. Drug dealers target support groups and rehab patients for a reason

Talk to people and find practical solutions to your problems, use the internet to get steps to eradicating those things that makes you judge yourself as bad

Religion doesn't make people good, Nigeria is comprised of almost 100% religious people but we all know majority are bad and corrupt. that's saying a lot

My 2 cents
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by AtYourCervix: 2:14am On May 30, 2018
Yonce:


Just sad.
Especially when compared with Neymar's cry cry

Let's also put context into this though otherwise we'd just make our board look bad

Neymar signed for a club sponsored by one of the richest countries in the world who can afford to double or triple is wages if they want to and if FFP allows. if not for FFP they'll sign Ronaldo and Messi alongside him, pay them 2M a week each and still get Debruyne, Modrić and Kroos. They're that rich

Messi waited till he had 6 months left on his contract to sign so the club was put in a desperate situation in which they either pay what or close to what he asks for OR he signs for a non Spanish club for free read:ManCity or PSG who are country sponsored and would probably pay him more than what he's asking for

Its easy to look at the numbers and be sad but look beyond it and the explanations are there. we also need to note that as at the time Ronaldo signed his last contract he was the highest paid player in the world till Neymar signed for PSG and Barcelona technically "bought" Messi on a free transfer from Messi

Yes, he should be paid better but we can't keep catching cold just because PSG and Barca sneezed

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by AtYourCervix: 1:30pm On May 29, 2018
LordAdamX:


True.



Nope. Wasn't his first or second. Had 3 touches with his leg and one touch with his head before the goal. Just watched part of the second half.

Should have said "first shot."

Noticed that CR7 was part of the buildup of Bale's two goals. And Marcelo buried them like we expected him to with the two assists.

-Lord

Casemiro's passing is underrated, found Marcelo with ease

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