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PoliticsRe: Dauda Kahutu: Rarara Receives N57M Donations To Release New Song For Buhari - SR by Audaite: 4:52pm On Sep 29, 2020
Who is this ALMAJERI??...Go and take your bath and brush your gutter before you spill rubish on the street...this cow...and thats why you guyz would always remain in the dark to be used dumped in katanga by your cultist elites...Talking about votes, was it not donkeys and Camels that voted for him in 2019huh...anyways...I'm not surprised because, you are either a cow, has been cowed or a coward to talk the way you just did.
EducationRe: French Teacher Who Covered His Body In Tattoos Banned From School (Graphic Pix) by Audaite: 4:40pm On Sep 29, 2020
Would have found more purpose around Acting than just Scaring Little Children...Since He has Existential Challenge...I advice he goes more into humanitarian services in War Zones shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Dauda Kahutu: Rarara Receives N57M Donations To Release New Song For Buhari - SR by Audaite: 12:46pm On Sep 17, 2020
Who be this animal??....You definately most the Hybride Tortise they are talking about.

Continue to open your gutter to support rubbish until they bomb you and your linage into pit of Hell where you belong...Banfun
RomanceRe: Please Advice. My Babe Got Arrested by Audaite: 9:45am On Sep 17, 2020
Ths is just the right time to reach out to SEGALINK or Ruggedman.....Funny Country...Rationally, who would want to have his/her customer killed in the same shop....Nigeria Police always abusing protocols and showing their bankruptcy of simple Standard of Operations shocked shocked.
PoliticsRe: Dauda Kahutu: Rarara Receives N57M Donations To Release New Song For Buhari - SR by Audaite: 8:55am On Sep 14, 2020
See him scartered teeth like Akpororo own...Praise Singer ko...Funeral Singer ni undecided angry undecided
IslamRe: Prayer Before Halaal Sexual Intercourse by Audaite: 12:08pm On Sep 11, 2020
....By implication, the likes of Boko Haram leader, and a plethora of other terrorist and criminals of muslim origin had their parents NOT saying these prayers before intercourse that produced them....Oga, who go bad go bad, no be by any f**king prayers shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price In Nigeria Is One Of The Cheapest In Africa - Lai Mohammed by Audaite: 8:39am On Sep 08, 2020
LAI just LIED...Again


Oga, If you run the exchange rate in dollars, A number of these countries have a stronger FX than Naira, so you using Naira as yard stick would be a great bias and a terrible injustice to Nigerians...You think you are talking to vegetableshuh?
PoliticsRe: Bulama Mustapha: Aisha Buhari Reacts To Daily Trust Cartoon On Hanan's Wedding by Audaite: 8:15am On Sep 08, 2020
If na so low key wedding dey, then High key for be how nahuh...Made in Heaven perhaps!
PoliticsRe: Senator Haliru Jika Shares 55 Cars, 96 Motorcycles, 83 Keke In Bauchi by Audaite: 9:53am On Jul 29, 2020
This is what constitutional Allowances were actually meant to solve....Unlike the dosh bag other senators piling the money up in suck-away and Latrines for termites to feed on...Tell me why his second tenure would not be secured!
PoliticsRe: Senator Haliru Jika Shares 55 Cars, 96 Motorcycles, 83 Keke In Bauchi by Audaite: 9:52am On Jul 29, 2020
This is what constitutional Allowances were actually meant to solve....Unlike the dosh bag other senators piling the money up in suck-away and Latrines for termites to feed on...Tell me why his second tenure would not be secure!
EventsRe: George Floyd Buried Again In Mbaise Imo State Of Nigeria By 'his Kinsman' by Audaite: 9:32am On Jul 29, 2020
Yhaeee....GEORGE OBINNA FLOYD NWACHUKWUUUU....YHAAEEEE!

Actually lead by a Pastor oooh!
RomanceRe: Nigerians Are Hypocrites When It Comes To Sex. My Experience At Shoprite by Audaite: 9:20am On Jul 29, 2020
Is it ya money...when you have your money...buy a a library plus a librarian...until then allow him to buy what ever he dims fit for his money.
CrimeRe: 3 Men Who Gang-Rape Ladies With Toy Gun While Recording The Act In Ogun Arrested by Audaite: 9:10am On Jul 29, 2020
Damnnnnn niggarrr...Harsh though...but deserving...They are worth the punishment as giving by Nairaland Cheif Judge...Justice Slowmir...Damnnn Nigggarrr!!!!


Moda fuckkkers getting and maintaining erection for a woman who is crying is very crazy....not to talk of penetrating her without their consent and they are in tears

Rapist deserve a painful death.....I suggest you rub their mouth with gasoline and force a hive of bees down their throat...the gasoline will further infuriates the bees
Then seal their mouth and watch how the bees stings them from within until they die[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Ambode, Ashafa, Gbadamosi, Others Jostle For Late Osinowo's Position by Audaite: 12:03pm On Jul 02, 2020
If not for the unforgiving Burdilion now, Ambode would have effortlessly clinch this seat, for the least, the loyalty he has shown to the party...But you know, The Lion never forgive nor forget!
RomanceRe: Don't Ever Date A Broke Girl by Audaite: 4:57pm On Jun 22, 2020
They Literary Choke your account but then, every time you think of quitting and you remember the Y**nsh.....
PoliticsRe: Usman Shugaba, Aisha Buhari’s ADC, Security Aides Restored by Audaite: 9:42am On Jun 22, 2020
If there was no shot as claimed by the investigators, who then shot the shot that was shot in the villahuh?...Naija Sha!
TravelRe: Lagos Features In City Of Johannesburg Campaign, Online Comments Turn Nasty by Audaite: 9:33am On Jun 22, 2020
This is one of the fools that would start shouting fowl when this Mr. Bones People start doing them strong thing...Better start preping your bags to come back as shits is about to become real for you guys over there!!!!! my friend shatttaaaap there. I am in johannesburg as i type this and i say your so called lekki, VI or ikoyi cannot even compare to soweto or some rundown areas in joburg. I am nigerian and south africa is 1million times better than nigeria.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Tony Momoh: Obaseki Should Be Blamed For His Disqualification, Not Oshiomhole by Audaite: 12:30pm On Jun 17, 2020
Where did this fish come from...who you, who born youhuh?

You're hearing it for the first time right?
Perhaps you just have access to a browsing phone.[/quote]
EducationRe: 2020 UTME: JAMB Top 10 Candidates Revealed by Audaite: 11:57am On Jun 17, 2020
Funny enough...After all the 360 some thing, the so-called dull heads normads would be the ones ending up in DPR & NNPC while the acclaimed Smart Ass would be looking for teaching jab up and down...Funny Country with funny character!
PoliticsRe: Tony Momoh: Obaseki Should Be Blamed For His Disqualification, Not Oshiomhole by Audaite: 2:23pm On Jun 15, 2020
Buhari, Masters from UShuh....WAWUU!
FamilyRe: What Was Your Monthly Income When You Married? by Audaite: 2:15pm On Jun 15, 2020
Bo-bo men yakpa for land sha...Local man is not deceived...No AZA, no AZZZA!
FamilyRe: What Was Your Monthly Income When You Married? by Audaite: 2:08pm On Jun 15, 2020
He actually meant, the economic value of 40K in Benue is equivalent to 100K in Lagos.

You wanted to say 100k salary in Lagos = 200k in Benue[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Dethroned By Kano State Government by Audaite: 2:06pm On Mar 09, 2020
KARMA is a bitch...what you sow you'll definitely reap...when he was busy planting evil seed to frustrate GEJ government that year, he thought the gods were asleep...big bite.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Audaite: 3:51pm On Jan 14, 2020
now that every thing has started falling apart would be the best time for the dictator to fall!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Saro Africa Online Aptitude Test Invite by Audaite: 10:50pm On Apr 06, 2019
profsein007:
When did you receive this message? They have not completed the recruitment of GT they started last year, yet they are recruiting for other positions.
Hahaha...calm down oga!...everything with a beginning, surely as it is certain, has an end,. We'll see the end with smiles on our faces.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Saro Africa Online Aptitude Test Invite by Audaite: 8:00pm On Mar 29, 2019
profsein007:
Am not sure they have the capacity to absorb all of us at this stage. Certainly there will be another form of screening. Do not celebrate yet!
@profsein...have you been sent your location form to fill?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Saro Africa Online Aptitude Test Invite by Audaite: 7:49pm On Mar 25, 2019
That's quite elating... @maria
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Audaite: 5:01pm On Nov 08, 2018
bostish:
Lord have mercy on Nigeria.
Nigeria my Fatherland.
PoliticsRe: Prince Charles In Ghana Vs In Nigeria With Traditional Rulers (Pictures) by Audaite: 4:55pm On Nov 08, 2018
iammo:
embarassed Africans and useless arguments that contribute nothing to humanity and human development, I wonder if it is as a result of melanin, heavy carb diet, donkey sized genetals or the hot sun. The next leader of common wealth states (which controls at least 1,/3 of world trade) visited us, yet our concern is about who visited who and royal logistics rather than find a trade arrangement to lift us out of unemployment and extreme poverty
kikikikihihikiki...ya wicked
PoliticsRe: Assassination Attempt On Ike Ekweremadu: Police Parade Suspect (See Photos) by Audaite: 4:47pm On Nov 08, 2018
post=72785936:
ACTOR OF THE YEAR 2018 are.......

Dino Melaye who hid on the tree for 11 hours in the forest of the spirit!!

Ayo Fayose who when the police sprayed tear gas, broke his neck and hands!!

Ike Ekweremandu, whose wife and son beat up hired assassins till they ran away!!

CAST YOUR VOTES NOW FOR THE ACTOR OF THE YEAR!
You are a banana!
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Ekweremadu Over Assassination Attempt On His Life(pics) by Audaite: 4:36pm On Nov 08, 2018
silastemplar:
The point is, why do we try to idolise him for accepting defeat. wasnt that the normal thing to do? The guy obviously lost the election , forget all this talk about massive rigging, so many half truths there. So if he clearly lost an election and went on to hold on to power, what do u think would have become of him after the bloodshed that would have surely followed. Please he only did what was logically right and for himself too
Would the incumbent do same if he was in GEJ's Shoehuh?...is the million dollar question.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Ekweremadu Over Assassination Attempt On His Life(pics) by Audaite: 4:32pm On Nov 08, 2018
Specialist900:
yen yen yen
You are a mushroom!

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