Understands what?

What is all this? Let's end this thread already. Apparently, those that started it have left us!

Us or US which should I pick?

Pick up lines that are neither interesting nor original drive ladies away.

Away to India
I go take my Cynthia
If you try to talk hia
I go cut your left nyash

Nyash wey Dey smell,
Na as a result of say dem no clean am,
the same way soup wey sweet,
Na money kill am.
But then dem no Dey tell blind man ,
say rain Dey fall.

Fall of the dictator would make one hell of a headline in Nigeria now..

now that every thing has started falling apart would be the best time for the dictator to fall!

Fall for a lady and then proceed to tell her how you feel about her.

Her heart will soften towards you immediately...

Immediately you tell her about your feelings, get ready to become her lapdog

Lapdog is what I'll be to my wife. And vice versa. I tell you, love is such a beautiful thing!

Thing of joy and happiness you mean to say, my brother

Brother wey mumu.

Mumu na the language of true love, don't you know?

Banky baba, I sight you!

You are blessed jare my brother. No mind Johntitus, na so him dey do

do me I do you man no go vex

Vex no dey settle matter at all

All your vex, no matter how hot, can't boil yam

Yam is also one hell of a heavy food

Food that can take many forms, pounded yam, fried yam, remind me, which other type of yam have we?

We(me, myself and I) have a case to present but it will be presented when I fall crazily in love like my brother Bankygee.

BankyGee is my name and any girl, lady, woman, transgendered, that hears that name gets entangled in the web of love

"Love is blind," people often say. I'm wondering, which other emotion has a disability?

Disability is absent in all emotions but love... Wait, anger has a disability, if your anger lead you to fight, you might end up having one of everything that were two in your body before

Before engaging in a fight, na to reason the matter wella o. Body, true true, no get spare parts. Hehehehe

Indeed, sir, anger has a 'disability.' Anger is deaf. As e dey hot, person wey him blood dey boil no dey hear anything.

Anything for the gram. For those of you willing to make money, bring 7 married ants that are planning to divorce.

Divorce ke? Ants? Jajajajajajajaja! I laugh in Espanol

Espanol no gree me learn. Such a sweet language though.

Though I can read and write it, I can't speak fluently. If you wanna learn Spanish, you can contact BankyGee

BankyGee, you can read and write Spanish? That's awesome, man.

Man, I learnt it on Facebook. I started September 2017 but I'm perfect now...