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joseph1832:
Am curious to see 'what you've got' Audary.

Haha. You're going to have keep waitin' Joe. Keep waitin'...

Piiko:
Who did this track

Her name's M.I.A.
Track's title "What I got"

Piiko:
Who did this track

Her name's M.I.A.
Track's name "What I got"

Dance dammit dance I rule (X4) I was bored I need a new drug Everybody buyin' shite Gettin' fvcked up MIA rollin' wit Blaqstarr Anyone talkin' shit I'mma blow em up. Who's mad, Who's crazy,Who's fvcked up? It's bout time I rack em all up More fire, more power,more wound up I'm the queen of this shite Don't bother bother steppin' up ---MIA "What I got" Seriously don't take my word for it,but this songs beat is DOPE!

Alexandro15:
I went through your profile. You prefer the women folks. Am not surprised at your statement. You are among those disappointed

Congrats on cracking this tough one detective!

Cows.Why do most "people" not think like humans?. What a bunch of zombies!

Don't be silly.It's a fact that the only thing in most guys closet's is their boxers.They wear it EVERYWHERE.

joseph1832:
Thanks Audray. Your mention just mixed up. How's you?

Me's good. .Hope u been good? Jail ain't nice.

Ohh Those are some sexy bums. Hey Joseph 1832. Welcome back

Ohh Those are some sexy bums.
Hey Joseph1832. Welcome back

MrCork:
Audray..pliss can I mate wit u?...i don't mind payn..£30 cash is ready for u..can we disscus?(((REAL TALK))

Get a life MrRat.Bye.

MrCork:
...we respet u has a lessssbian anti Christ but do u relice u r going straight to hell as the only known nairaland lessssbian..((SHAME))

LoL.Long time.I'll make sure to arrange ur spot in "Hell" too...when I get there.Fun times.

Okay...So Jesus...sorry Jesus' picture,ghost,apparition,whatever appears on some wall in whatever the hell church at wherever the hell village and is news.Okay.Instead of this unhelpful and irrelevant celeb appearances, He'd better start talking or better still make the world that his "father" in the clouds created, right.Until then...

SalomonKane:
That much is noted. But which state are you from?

Enugu . Why?

SalomonKane:
I'm curious to know where you're from?

Oh.I'm 65% Nigerian

TomHagen:
Very nice. 24 starring Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer.

Thought as much. . Never seen it though.

TomHagen:
Definitely not. It's the name of a fictional character played by Kim Raver in a TV show I really like. Is it your real name?

Yup.But with the"e". What show is that please?

TomHagen:
Audray Raines.

Uh...That's definitely not me.

U guys are fantastically tribalistic.What the hell has tribe got to do with sexuality? Bunch of Azzwipes!

Haterz be wailing

ShaqFu:
Well I believe from what I read here, your mum already gave you a heads up about it.

Yup exactly

ShaqFu:
Don't tell me yours was similar?

Hey you. Scroll up,read my story .

Hushee:
Lol. I like this, the embarrassment go stay for life o but it's fun sha

Abi o.

ShaqFu:
Night Audray.

Let sleep whisper to thee
With such tenderness,
Caress you like a babe,
Make you see clouds
Of rainbow in the sky.
Morpheus whispers Audray,
Listen... and close your eyes...
Sleep well my Princess.

Yup...It's a killer. Lovely one XO

ShaqFu:
Nope, not about poems gurlie. About trust.

Don't worry your pretty lil head though, you'll get a raunchy poem when my alter ego is back from hibernating.

Hmm.Diz iz sireux.Okay then.I will wait for good ol' joe .Gnight.

ShaqFu:
Cos whatever light in shine here will not shine cos of the presence of back stabbers and betrayers.

What's dead is already dead.

Backstabbers? For poem ni? Well I bet Shaq has got quite the pack of haterz
So after all my Shakespearean grammar,I get nuthin.Kinda disappointing brah...

ShaqFu:
Visit my collection of sex poems or my other collection and i'm sure you'll have a pretty nice time reading them.

As for dropping a poem here, I will not!.

Done that.Been doing that. .Why do you refuse to shine a light here?

ShaqFu:
I'm here and there. Why did you summon me, my fair maiden?

Oh Shaq. I summoneth thee to droppeth a masterpiece for I see none that be-eth of your doing and thus was nonplussed! Methinks this thread doth lack sparkly luster! Please tell me not that your muse slumbereth .
In Normal people English: Dude,write a poem.

Was jejely eating Xmas rice with entire extended family members.Felt the thing,ran out to check,ran back into sitting room and as an idiot fourteen year old went, Mummy! IT HAS COME OUT.IT HAS COME! . For some reason I was excited .
But looking back now I get embarrassed AF anytime any of my rlatives that witnessed that shite brings it up.

You guys...go back to Junior high. Twaci this thread has worsened NLder's already incredibly overwhelming narcissistic attitude!