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PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by Audray(f): 9:54am On Oct 18, 2016
SalomonKane:
smiley

Nope. I said since 1993, I've only been to the hospital thrice.

Let's just say as at '93 I was old enough to carry you, feed you, and wipe your ass when you sh1t on my body. grin cheesy
Only thrice? Do tell. Whats ur secret?
I'll have you know that at three years,I could walk,feed myself and was properly potty trained cool . Come on were u a teen? Preteen ? Under 12? Feel no shame in tellin me your age.Afterall, It's only a number tongue.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by Audray(f): 7:58am On Oct 18, 2016
SalomonKane:
Yea right. Lol. I believe you should have. grin

I'll keep my fingers cross for you. Might turn out to be nothing after all. Something like this happened to me a long time ago... got sick, went to the hospital, did some test, and nothing came out. Doctor said "change of environment" was the cause of my illness.

Then I asked him if I am HIV/AIDs positive. grin he giggled and told me if I was his actions would have made me known. Lol.

That was the last time I visited a hospital. Since 1993, I've only been to the hospital thrice. smiley
Ha. I'm happy I didn't.My jokes are horrible.
Yeah I hope it's nothing.
You ve not been to a hospt since I993! Wow. Wait ,Dude I was 3 yrs old in 1993. grin Hope u dont mind my asking but; How old were you then?
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by Audray(f): 8:01pm On Oct 17, 2016
SalomonKane:
Sorry about that.... So I take it you've seen the doctor? What did he say?
Nothing interesting.Sent me off to go piss in a cup and part with some blood.Going back for result tmrw evening smiley .
*I was tempted to make a pregnancy joke grin .
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by Audray(f): 4:55pm On Oct 17, 2016
SalomonKane:
Why did you go to the hospital in the first place, someone you know is sick?
Uhg.No. I've been feeling weird.Came to check up.It's probably typhoid .
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by Audray(f): 4:36pm On Oct 17, 2016
SalomonKane:
Hospital reception shocked Wow! What's up? Who's ill?
I am. Okay not really.But sitting here is making me sick.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by Audray(f): 2:41pm On Oct 17, 2016
SalomonKane:
Joe? Come on, I'm Salomon. Care to share tales of that girl-lier sweet breeze that blew you into space? I might just blow you back into earth with sweet feelings of smooth serenading with my fingers... wink grin
Lol. Who knows.Maybe I would have,if I wasn't currently sitting in a hospital reception that smells like puke and disinfectant. cry
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala Celebrates Kenneth Omeruo's 23rd Birthday (Photo) by Audray(f): 2:36pm On Oct 17, 2016
Jarizod:
[color=#679267] Can I give u Australian kiss smiley [/color]
Lol. Nope.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by Audray(f): 1:34pm On Oct 17, 2016
SalomonKane:
Who I am doesn't matter, what I want to do to you is what matters:

For I want to blow sweet breeze on your petal
Gently tease and ease it with my tongue
Make you see crystal
Sky of pleasure, so you can cling
On head for more, and more
...
shocked
Dude,I'm blushing now...I think.
You've done nothing but remind me of a quite recent and rather girl-ier kinda " Sweet breeze" that had blown me away into space.






*Longest time JOE tongue.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Who Has 97 Wives: God Gives Me Power To Satisfy Them Sexually(Pics) by Audray(f): 1:25pm On Oct 17, 2016
buffalowings:
Lala come and see this clown
Clown.Really? tongue . Where's ya sense o' humor dude.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Who Has 97 Wives: God Gives Me Power To Satisfy Them Sexually(Pics) by Audray(f): 12:51pm On Oct 17, 2016
shocked grin
More grease to ur...balls Sir.
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala Celebrates Kenneth Omeruo's 23rd Birthday (Photo) by Audray(f): 12:49pm On Oct 17, 2016
What type of fish? Fresh or frozen?
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by Audray(f): 12:46pm On Oct 17, 2016
SalomonKane:
That's why it's good to know cos you never know when you might need it. grin

Funny, peeps been saying I'm that guy, I wonder what we have in common, aside our lavish lust for the female reproductive organ.

But still, I can be silent and discreet to you in person, lemme whisper sweet music to your flower. wink grin
*gasp* You are he!
PoliticsRe: Girl Beaten To Pulp For Publicly Challenging Benue Governor, Ortom by Audray(f): 12:37pm On Oct 17, 2016
dinachi:
Delete your account biko
Come and help me delete it biko.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by Audray(f): 12:35pm On Oct 17, 2016
SalomonKane:
Oh shame on you, smiley after all this time here, you still can't decipher how things work here? tongue

Don't mention, I'm a silent fan of you and yours... it's like a craving. Much like wanting something you can't have, but you still want it anyway, understand what I mean?
Hey! Watch it Brah!
I CAN decide to CARE about how some things work here.But I don't.Because I deem those particular features unimportant.When the feature is needed,then I CAN decide to Care about it/them. Knowarramean? cool .
*Well now.You aren't so silent anymore and why do I get this feeling that you are Joseph/ShaqFu? shocked .
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by Audray(f): 12:20pm On Oct 17, 2016
SalomonKane:
Stalk you? Oh come on don't flatter yourself, I follow you, so I'm sure you know how that works?.

How's Ruthie, by the way? grin
Ohhhh.Yeah.That. I still don't get how some things work on NL TBH. tongue
She's wonderful.Thanks for asking. smiley
PoliticsRe: Girl Beaten To Pulp For Publicly Challenging Benue Governor, Ortom by Audray(f): 11:45am On Oct 17, 2016
dinachi:
Delete your account!
No min am.Go back to beating ur wife biko.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by Audray(f): 10:45am On Oct 17, 2016
SalomonKane:
For speaking his mind? Whatever happens to freedom of expression? tongue
Are you stalking me dude? grin
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by Audray(f): 9:52am On Oct 17, 2016
I'm sorry but.Can someone PLEASE assassinate this guy! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Gays & Lesbians Are Sinners And They Will Go To Hell If... by Audray(f): 5:58pm On Oct 15, 2016
Buharimustdie20:
Hypocrites
Woo! Go Father! tongue grin
FashionRe: Lady's Outfit At The Abuja International Airport Sparks Outrage (Pics, video) by Audray(f): 5:12pm On Oct 15, 2016
What is this?If hn go JoBurg airport hn go carry recording equipment fa. grin
PoliticsRe: The Spiritual Side Of Aso Villa By Reuben Abati by Audray(f): 2:47pm On Oct 14, 2016
Now they Blame "Higher Forces". angry
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari's Interview With BBC: Reno Omokri Reacts by Audray(f): 1:08pm On Oct 14, 2016
SalomonKane:
Audray Feel free to run away with your tail between her legs. My cowardly friend. smiley

You never answered my question but chose to hide under the guise of being tired. So, once again. Are you free expressing yourself on other social media platform the way you express yourself here?
Don't even start.You answered none of the dozen questions I asked you.Instead you deviate and bring up unrelated things. Remember what we wer originally talking about? You truly are tiring. If it looks like a guise to you, Your headache.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari's Interview With BBC: Reno Omokri Reacts by Audray(f): 12:43pm On Oct 14, 2016
SalomonKane:
Oh so you don't know talking politics could be dangerous? Depending on what the political topic is about? Marvellous.

I'm saying it goes beyond talking about problems online. [/quote ] Once again,give suggestions.
Bdway.Im bored and tired of talking with you.We'll just never agree with each other.So uh...Bye.
Miss, do you express yourself freely the way you do online? Do you express yourself on Facebook the way you do here?

Miss! It's very easy to sound and talk tough online. I assure you. It's very easy.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari's Interview With BBC: Reno Omokri Reacts by Audray(f): 12:23pm On Oct 14, 2016
SalomonKane:
On the contrary. Things as dicey as my ideals are best said in person and not online, cos heck even if it's a faceless forum, you don't know who is reading.

Might I remind you that realist don't rant online alone. They rant and face problems both online and offline.

So Miss, there are many things best said in person.
What exactly would you yap about in my face that can't be typed down right now? We are talking politics not confessing love to each other.
Oh look..You just admitted that you rant too.
Your saying that anyone that talks about problems online doesn't deal with them in real life?
Who's reading? What's the whole point of expressing ur self on SM if u don't want ur opinions to be read.Might as well quit SM that way ur not in danger of stepping on the toes of some big bad guys,government agency or whoever the hell it is that you fear.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari's Interview With BBC: Reno Omokri Reacts by Audray(f): 12:04pm On Oct 14, 2016
SalomonKane:
Oh so you're among the cowards (no offence) who hide in the comfort of their homes and shout. Marvellous.

Well, continue shouting and ranting Cos I don't discuss my ideals with faceless individuals. (no offence once again). smiley
Offence 1 & 2 quite Taken.
I asked what you suggest should be done to make things better or at least spark a more overt revolution and you call me a coward.
I thought you were a realist,how did you suddenly have ideals?
You do realise you are doing the same thing right? Ranting as a faceless and anonymous individual on social media. Get the log outta ur eyes will ya?
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari's Interview With BBC: Reno Omokri Reacts by Audray(f): 11:51am On Oct 14, 2016
SalomonKane:
This is why I asked you a question in my earlier post.

It goes beyond shouting and ranting on social media.
Right.At least I get to shout and rant about the right things.Thank heavens I shout and rant at all. So ...what else do you suggest should be done?
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari's Interview With BBC: Reno Omokri Reacts by Audray(f): 11:42am On Oct 14, 2016
SalomonKane:
Nope! More like stopped weeping cos i' decided to do something about it cos I know weeping doesn't do squat!.
But this whole time we've arguing about doing something.So.what part of the divide exactly are you on? Accepting the pathetic political method of. Eg.Dem chop them own finish,Me sef chop my own,na our moni' Or Knowing what's right and standing for it no matter the oppressive pressure?
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari's Interview With BBC: Reno Omokri Reacts by Audray(f): 11:18am On Oct 14, 2016
SalomonKane:
LMAO! If you see things as they are, believe me you'll know what's up and know what's coming seeing the pervereness that has invaded this land.

You should continue weeping for Nigeria dudette. Those who have stopped weeping have moved on.
More like 'Stopped weeping and joined the raiding party '.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Distributes Agege Bread In Ekiti Through His Aides by Audray(f): 11:15am On Oct 14, 2016
SalomonKane:
Never forget 'a leader is gotten from the people'. As a people deserve the kind of leaders they get as a result of this.
You know that they rig themselves in. sad
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari's Interview With BBC: Reno Omokri Reacts by Audray(f): 11:13am On Oct 14, 2016
SalomonKane:
Gosh! You still fail to see what's in front of you. You're saying "what is criticisms". People using what your 'wife' said against you is what you're talking about?

Come on, don't be this shallow. The amount of dirty politics played against the Buahri"s during the last election should give you an inkling to what these people are capable of.
Sorry dude.I think you are the one having a hard time seeing things as they are.
I weep for Naija.

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