₦airaland Forum

"Crush IPOB but don't retaliate the killings carried outby Fulani herdsmen, rather pray for them"
Nawa por za kwantry!

It will take one year to set up a committee , that will look into it, first
Then, the present administration will blame the previous administration for the damage, this will take another 2 years for the war of words that will ensue.
Towards election, the contract will be awarded to one mushroom contractor just to get the people's vote.
The contractor will start but not be able to execute the project because the Ogas at the top has so shared the fund allocated for the project among themselves thus little or nothing is left for the contractor to execute the project. Leading to him been trailed by the Oga them stooge -EFCC
All this would have taken like 5years and countless innocent lives.

That is the Country I come from.

richmond500:
4am and ur problem is oldest NLder

Oga, abeg come back Nigeria we dey, that is not a.m but pm. But you wey dey surf NL by 7am nkor?
Wait guy, you get answer to my question

Is this real?
God, I think I need to beg you this time for the sake of this country.
What could have been our crime as a people that is not excusable, the chaos is becoming too much

OK na, rape tendencies and they were just released into the society like that, without any form of corrective measure. So, they should go and live a raping life.
Nigeria, who do you

He is washing his hand just like pilate in the case if Jesus

MeghaneMorgane:
I think he is right though

Ogbeni, he is not right anything.
He is scared because one of his means of collecting settlement is about to be blocked and sealed.
If it becomes legal don't you know he won't see who to arrest and collect bribe to release the next day.
Just like EFCC and their regular yahoo customers

Were you thinking that him suffering amnesia was a propaganda ?
He always forgets what he says, why do you think Garbage Shehu is misbehaving? Itbis because his Oga keep confusing him ; Each time his Boss keep forgetting what they discussed earlier thus preparing another script in a haste

Abia state, get ready for endless waka. You governor is now a shoe maker

'Informed criticism ' is a clause that needs to be clearly defined lest, you guys start looking for who to hunt done with DSS and EFFC


Garba Shehu, what you do you think your Boss sees as 'informed criticism'? So that you don't start telling us something we were not aware of later in the future.

Because yiu never get your own daughter and you are broke same time :

The world is but a boiling Cauldron

This one waste.
Just for half a million NAIRA

Forgerrit

Was just thinking of the whereabout of some ancient Nairalander that I no longer notice their presence like, yuzedo, Okijajuju and some other ones I can really place their names except I come across them.
Me with my thinking that won't just mind it business and focus, drifted to another puzzle; who could be the oldest Nairalander apart from Oga Seun and some of his Super Modes?
So fellow Nairalanders, I invite us to join in this voyage on discovering who the oldest Nairalander could be and if possible get some reasonable answers to the whereabout of some of this our ancient Nairalanders who we no longer notice their presence but still remember the role they each played in making old Nairaland a fun and a memory that brings smile to our face each time we reminisce the good old days.


The floor is open....

PCG001:
na only rυde вoy ι ѕaw ooo
ι can'т ғιnd;
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cυвana cнιeғ prιeѕт
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oвι cυвana
e.т.c ιn тнaт parтy
aвι e don deparтed ғroм тнe вroтнerнood conғraтernιтy nι❓❓
prodυcт oғ weed, нe'ѕ even looĸ
ѕay no тo weed

See how this life wey sweet just dey bitter for your own mouth. E no be you like say na you get problem?

Make I sitdon here first

Wetin concern am

Every time na so this people go dey call money anyhow

Werey

Daftor

More like the 'devil' knocking down ....
Fill in the gap

Bobrisky, coman contest ooo

Oyel money

That his/her boyfriend get problem also

She killed her sister tobjost another funeral, simple.
Prime suspect; the lover girl

Psoul:
Hahahahahaahaha.
Unfortunately, I don do Olosho and I no dey take green bottles,
If it must be bottles, get me a bottle of Cheval Blanc 1947 or Chateau Lafite 1869.

Abeg, musa out security guy get one rusty gun wey him no dey use, him fit borrow for just one day, since na wetin dey hungry you be that

Hmm

Psoul:
And if he still leaves it, it will grow months by the week, then years by the month and geometrically like that until it becomes decades by the year, century by the decade and even millennium by the century and so on.

So the best option is not to leave it.

You too get sense.
Just choose one; Olosho for one night or bottles.
You really deserve a gift

Trying hard to keep that means of looting open

Him try,
but that uni look like Azu mgbala community sec. Sch. Umulede

proff010:
Na wa for you ooo, you no even help the guy with the 'week by day'..

He is been prophetic, o I need to show it yo him, so that he will know wjaybhebis in for