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RomanceRe: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Auladimeji2: 7:13am On Apr 01, 2019
ubunja:
Brandon great minds think alike cool
I need the bang rules,please
This is my WhatsApp number 0802 615 9059
RomanceRe: She Is All Over Me by Auladimeji2: 9:20pm On Mar 31, 2019
Should we fry Bet9ja bet slip cheesy

RomanceRe: Check Out Our Wedding Pictures by Auladimeji2: 5:19pm On Mar 31, 2019
Northerners marriage is good
I love the way they eats together in a big tray without using spoon.No senior, no junior, everybody equal

RomanceRe: First Time Anal Sex That Easy Without Lubricant? by Auladimeji2: 4:44pm On Mar 31, 2019
This is the effect of Porn,God created Vag1na for fvcking but men chooses ass for Fvcking

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 31st March 2019 by Auladimeji2: 4:20pm On Mar 31, 2019
Liverpool 1x&under 3.5.No go do werey
RomanceRe: I Can't Get Over Her!!! I Need Help by Auladimeji2: 4:06pm On Mar 31, 2019
Nicklaus619:
Lols this shit happened to me, In my own case I thought i almost lost it cos i was gradually depreciating in thought and it affected me generally and my boss and colleague alike noticed this, my boss had to give me a compulsory casual leave because I was gradually becoming a shadow of my self, I hardly shave my beard or eat properly, as I kept thinking of her, she got a better part of me, so this is what I did.

1. I deleted her contact, nudes, pic, and her nude videos on my phone, laptops.
2. I unfollowed her on all social medias
3. Distanced myself from going close to her street.
4. Hang out more with my friends and try to flirt around as I could.
5. During that period, My cute Neigboure got me laid, we had sex many times though but we never took things seriously, she had a fiancé she is been crushing and I was busy dating this ungrateful mofo
6. I got engage with my ps3 each time I am having a free time to replace her absent.
7. I resumed from leave happier and livelier..I moved on and now I am dating a girl that's way above her league, Lols this makes her so mad cos she sees us on several occasions.

In conclusion
Bro follow the above step and u will move on, if u go back and beg her to come back she will play emotional games with u and turn u into a money vending machine, cos it is clear she ain't got no interest in u no more...
Be happy bro this life is too short for one bitch to make it miserable for u. Cheers cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cardiff City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 31st March 2019 by Auladimeji2: 4:04pm On Mar 31, 2019
davibid:
E don cut ooooo grin grin grin grin kpele take heart
Intoor
RomanceRe: I Can't Get Over Her!!! I Need Help by Auladimeji2: 3:59pm On Mar 31, 2019
Today is 31 March 2019,You ought to accept something, Ex is Ex
If you dare beg her my guy you don jented be that.No matter what do not beg

If you beg that lady abi chick, you are doom for life

RomanceRe: I Can't Get Over Her!!! I Need Help by Auladimeji2: 3:54pm On Mar 31, 2019
Brother Ebube, it's time for fellowship, table the matter before god and see how he will injure that pen1s of yours that's making you to miss that Ladycheesy


Chelsea please don't do this to me,You guys can do it 2& over1.5huh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cardiff City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 31st March 2019 by Auladimeji2: 3:38pm On Mar 31, 2019
silibaba:
calm down bro.oya yarn us.

Pls don't deny your club coz you are losing. Don't be another Simon Peter pls

Ordinary Cardiff don flog ona yarnsh like below
how could you post this gruesome picture here, what Nonsense
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cardiff City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 31st March 2019 by Auladimeji2: 3:11pm On Mar 31, 2019
Chelsea please do 2&over I.5

RomanceRe: . by Auladimeji2: 11:48pm On Mar 30, 2019
Should I tell you something.I feel like injuring your scrotum.Anllah
RomanceRe: Which Nigeria Actress Fits The Role Of Tarasha In Case The Tv-series Springs Up by Auladimeji2: 6:38pm On Mar 30, 2019
No
RomanceRe: I'm 29 But Look 13, I'm Depressed, The Disrespect Is Too Much! Please Help Me by Auladimeji2: 5:31pm On Mar 29, 2019
flexxyworld:
I wish you have seen the vice president in real life. . he's so small but commands respect of even the biggest men.. size has nothing to do with respect.. stop having complex.. you ain't less human.. wizkid looks small and doesn't even have beard yet controls even people's wife and matured babe.. get a life Bro. . you'd be fine
My brother,the day I saw the VEEP at Deeper life Bible Church HQ Gbagada,I was shocked,the man is small but commands tallest men in Nigeria
SportsRe: See Photos Of Tottenham's Stunning New ₦475bn Stadium (Pics) by Auladimeji2: 8:06am On Mar 26, 2019
It doesn't change the fact that their trophy cabinet is rusty and full of cobwebs

RomanceRe: Men Share Evil Ways Ladies Have Rejected Them On Twitter ( graphic photos ) by Auladimeji2: 6:22pm On Mar 25, 2019
Holywizard:
A girl I disflowered told me that she's not good enough for me. That I'm a nice guy. Na so we broke up.
What pained me most is that I didn't get to widen and deepen that puśsy of hers.
Right now the girl is prostituting in Ghana.
Ausubilaihcheesycheesycheesy

RomanceRe: Lady Strips Unclad, Paints Her Body Red To Protest Against Ritual Killing In Lag by Auladimeji2: 6:05pm On Mar 25, 2019
Wetin be all this nonsense, I can't see anything na undecided undecided

RomanceRe: I've Been Sending Nude Photos To My Dad, Thinking It Was A Girl - Man Says by Auladimeji2: 5:57pm On Mar 25, 2019
You think I'm foolish yo believe this nonsense by the cow that posted it here.

You, Op,Twitter,Nairaland ,the mod that will push this silly stuff to the FP,the readers, in fact all of you are mad

EducationRe: What Is The Worst School Punishment You Were Ever Given? by Auladimeji2: 3:38pm On Mar 25, 2019
Gabrie300:
Lol.
I can remember back in those days where I was given several punishments.
but this particular one I can never forget.
I was asked to ride okada on some broken bottles for 5mins..
it was a horrible experience in which I can never forget in my entire life.
I Still even have the scars on my feets.
So let's share within ourselves the worst punishments we have ever gotten?
[b]Even if you beat a teacher,the school authority can't give you this kind of death sentence
EducationRe: What Is The Worst School Punishment You Were Ever Given? by Auladimeji2: 3:35pm On Mar 25, 2019
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RomanceRe: Pls Help Me by Auladimeji2: 11:36pm On Mar 24, 2019
A musician once said "When money enters love is sweet".Davido sef no save for Chioma's hand
Love don't exist in Nigeria.Love is a terrible scam

Honestly I can't believe that this kind of things exist under the sun
Females keep making the same mistakes because of greediness
If you make it tomorrow she'll now carry her two legs and be begging then blames the devil


Honestly, I'm speechless, dumbfounded.I'm sad for you

Christianity EtcRe: 'Stop And Think' - Oyedepo Preaches As Landmark University Clocks Eight by Auladimeji2: 8:56am On Mar 24, 2019
Carlyscales:
Yep they are different!

Covenant is Ota, while landmark is in Omu-Aran kwara

Two ar coming up in Abuja n cross-river

While one each is coming up in Kenya, Ghana and South Africa

The Guy is just something else.
I like that man but I hate his dealing in politics
RomanceRe: Lagos Secondary School Teacher Makes Student Perform MouthAction On Him To Get Prom by Auladimeji2: 8:54am On Mar 24, 2019
Jcole1985:
The teacher should be promoted to a UNILAG lecturer so he can leave our babies alone and face those professional ones
Na female Akokite go dey pursue am sef because of Mouth Gig
PoliticsRe: Escapee, Whose Funeral Had Held, Recounts Encounter With Leah Sharibu In Captive by Auladimeji2: 8:48am On Mar 24, 2019
Someone should summarize it for me please, I can't read it because I'm in Bet9ja shop wink
Christianity EtcRe: 'Stop And Think' - Oyedepo Preaches As Landmark University Clocks Eight by Auladimeji2: 8:45am On Mar 24, 2019
thebiggestgists:
They are different o
I don't understand is it that winner chapel owns two higher institutions.
RomanceRe: Guy Commits Suicide Because Of A Lady by Auladimeji2: 8:38am On Mar 24, 2019
That's good.at least we have one idiot to worry about. Rot in hell

PoliticsRe: Osita Chidoka Suspended For Dropping 2 Corpses At Igwe's Palace. Graphic by Auladimeji2: 8:35am On Mar 24, 2019
patchsk:
Buhari is happy with this.

Blood and death and pain pleases him.
Wetin concern Buhari with ibos.If ona like kill each other in ibo land PMB will not speak a word

Whatever happens between ibos, stays with ibos

You can't hate PMB and you want him to show you love
Christianity EtcRe: 'Stop And Think' - Oyedepo Preaches As Landmark University Clocks Eight by Auladimeji2: 8:29am On Mar 24, 2019
Is this also Covenant university or they are different
RomanceRe: Most Embarrassing Moment Asking A Lady Out. by Auladimeji2: 8:26am On Mar 24, 2019
I remembered the day I was trying to woo peace,She was expecting my wooing but I failed

But now


Like someone said above, they applied online like jambite and remember to come with your CV also cheesycheesycheesy

RomanceRe: Most Embarrassing Moment Asking A Lady Out. by Auladimeji2: 8:21am On Mar 24, 2019
Foodforthought:
After declaring my intentions, she looked at me for a while and said " How you want am? Back or front? You go sabi do, so?"
grin
and what did you said

RomanceRe: Most Embarrassing Moment Asking A Lady Out. by Auladimeji2: 8:20am On Mar 24, 2019
Soulmender:
saw this pretty looking young girl while getting stuffs at the bus stop, I followed her to a point, as I was about to approach her from back ,I hit my leg on a stone and my hand mistakenly hit her ass, She turned and yelled at me, I felt like evaporating at that moment .It was so embarrassing.
ausubilahi shocked
Did you evaporated cheesy

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