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RomanceRe: Most Embarrassing Moment Asking A Lady Out. by Auladimeji2: 8:18am On Mar 24, 2019
Xaos:
Her name was Keira.

Most beautiful babe in my department.

After toasting her she said yes there and then!

Then she took me to a kiosk and got me something in a black leather. I was so happy. Quickly I checked inside but alas I fainted after seeing the toothbrush & close-up toothpaste she got me.



Believe at your peril. grin

RomanceRe: Most Embarrassing Moment Asking A Lady Out. by Auladimeji2: 8:17am On Mar 24, 2019
CAPSLOCKED:
AS A BIG BOY IT'S LADIES THAT APPLY ONLINE FOR US, LIKE JAMB. cheesy
Na so

CelebritiesRe: Jaaruma Saves A Young Girl From Saudi Slavery As Nigerians Hail Her by Auladimeji2: 8:11am On Mar 24, 2019
NaMeAboki:
Why don't you try me yourself. BTW is terrorist the name of my father?
Fixed Yes
CelebritiesRe: Jaaruma Saves A Young Girl From Saudi Slavery As Nigerians Hail Her by Auladimeji2: 12:01am On Mar 24, 2019
mhisbliss:
Thats one thing with people, she's trying to paint herself as a good person, when we can clearly see how hesitant she was about helping her.
She helped her unwilling, honestly
CelebritiesRe: Jaaruma Saves A Young Girl From Saudi Slavery As Nigerians Hail Her by Auladimeji2: 11:49pm On Mar 23, 2019
NaMeAboki:
Shut that ignorant mouth or else I will retaliate with damning consequences to your religion and thereby insult many innocent Christians not involved in this matter - concerned Christians should pls warn this guy before it gets ugly. angry angry
See this one,are you going to kill him like your terrorist lord.Nonsense
CelebritiesRe: Jaaruma Saves A Young Girl From Saudi Slavery As Nigerians Hail Her by Auladimeji2: 11:45pm On Mar 23, 2019
mhisbliss:
I can only imagine what she went through while she was begging endlessly, it took alot of pls ma for her to help but when it comes to posting it online, "voom" it took her micro seconds.
I saw like 20 please ma in that messages,I was like,help her if you wanna help her,if you can't tell her
FamilyRe: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Auladimeji2: 6:36am On Mar 23, 2019
I thought it's from the anus because then I can't imagine that the vag1na could be widen by anything
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Ranks 85 Out Of 156 Countries In 2019 Global Happiness Report by Auladimeji2: 10:38am On Mar 22, 2019
Majorities of the whites thinks with their pointed nose,They'll stay in their country and be guessing what happens in another continent
PoliticsRe: MURIC Asks Buhari To Appoint Muslims As Ministers In Five South-west States by Auladimeji2: 10:15am On Mar 22, 2019
I don't even know what to say angry angry
FoodRe: How Do I Tell This Guy To Stop Eating In My House? by Auladimeji2: 9:17am On Mar 22, 2019
mrpoul:
There is this guy I once went for him to tutor my in one particular course, in that process I discovered that he has not eaten, so I gave him some money to buy food, another day he came to my house complaining he was hungry, I gave him my food to eat. There was one weekend, he told me that he did not have money and he was expecting money the next week, throughout that weekend he ate in my side promising that when his parent sent money, he will repay but when the money came he use to buy watch and some other irrelevant things. He didn't repay which affected me badly because of the money my struggling parent use to sent to me which is always small #10000 every three weeks. Ever since then anytime he sees me in school and when he comes to my house he will ask if I have cook? which I don't know how to tell him no.
Rule 1:Never stay at home after cooking

Rule 2:Buy small cooler

Rule 3:learn to frown your face when cooking, neighbors go dey fear you when you are cooking

Rule 4:Never you speak good English with him,it makes you look like bom boy in front of him.Speak pigin with some thug slang, it makes you look like a street wise in front of him

Rule 5:learn to say "NO" and stand by it


In conclusion
Oga buy small cooler,whenever you are through with cooking, put the food inside the small cooler,take it to bet9ja shop and eat it there.It works


No dey do like Oteme boy

FoodRe: How Do I Tell This Guy To Stop Eating In My House? by Auladimeji2: 9:02am On Mar 22, 2019
This thing happened to me last week until my brain became hot,I had to called room meetingcheesy
Bia come no be me send you come school nacheesycheesycheesy
My elder aunt will say"Church members are thin,Father is becoming fat".What nonsensecheesycheesy

RomanceRe: Undergraduate Fights Girlfriend Over N20K In Front Of Schoolmates In Abia. Photo by Auladimeji2: 8:42am On Mar 22, 2019
Mtcheeew

EducationRe: 6 Disadvantages Of Going To A Private University - Schooltalk.com.ng by Auladimeji2: 11:02pm On Mar 20, 2019
godblessenugu042:
op eh... Forget those lightweight reasons you mentioned up there..

If you are street guy from the start , wether private or public you will still be ''streetly'' smart

i attended a public school from secondary to tertiary ... But i would hv appreciated it more if i had attended a private uni (maybe convenant uni for make oo)
I attended Public schools in my primary and secondary school level but Private institution but the street wise still dey my body,Majorities of my friends are ajebota but I dey tell them say make dem wise up
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Disguised As An Online Lover To Catch Me Help!! by Auladimeji2: 5:07pm On Mar 20, 2019
No be say she no love you but she's enjoying another joystick somewheretongue

Since she say she stubborn, you sef show her say you stubborn pass hercheesycheesycheesy

RomanceRe: My Baby Mama Threatened Taking Me To Court by Auladimeji2: 4:47pm On Mar 20, 2019
talk2oau:
Hello learned frds in the house, please need ur advice of this matter.
A lady gave birth to a child for me, she had wanted aborting d pregnancy but I pleaded she shldnt, while pregnant I took charge of everything up till date. D mum after giving birth got admission and left for school, d parents of d lady called me dat I should come carry my child since nobody to take care of him which I did happily.
To cut d story short, d lady now say I should move on with my life dat she has found a new love. Now d parents are requesting I bring him back when I said no, dem say dem go Carry me go court for child theft
Tell them that dey no born them well

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (2 - 1) On 16th March 2019 by Auladimeji2: 10:37pm On Mar 16, 2019
Is this the bastard Manchester united that want to face Barcelona cheesy Honestly sevilla will dismantle man united if they meet anywhere.Nonsense and Lout club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (2 - 1) On 16th March 2019 by Auladimeji2: 9:49pm On Mar 16, 2019
Is this the over hype team that want to defeat Barcelona?grin.In fact Barcelona is giving you handicap 3 cheesycheesycheesy
CrimeRe: Graphic Photos Of Victims Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Fresh Attack In Kaduna. by Auladimeji2: 6:59pm On Mar 16, 2019
Kaduna people are fulanis.Fulanis are killing themselves. This is not religious or ethnic conflict,There's more to this killing angry angry angry



I want a reasonable Kaduna's indigen to answer me angry angry angry

EducationRe: Finished With A Third Class Degree, Can I Do Masters? by Auladimeji2: 8:56am On Mar 16, 2019
Run for a political post and see how 1st students worship you

RomanceRe: My Fiancee Made A Shocking Confession by Auladimeji2: 9:15pm On Mar 15, 2019
Hausubilaihshocked

Greet Hitler for me[

RomanceRe: "My Girlfriend Cooked Rice Inside Kettle For Me" - Man Says (Photo) by Auladimeji2: 9:00pm On Mar 15, 2019
If you believe this raise your hand,use that hand to hit your dull skull.Nonsense[

HealthRe: Young Lady Runs Mad, Goes Unclad In Public In Awka, Anambra. Photos by Auladimeji2: 8:23pm On Mar 15, 2019
LuciferRedeemed:
Afonjas will cross Sagamu, Ore, Benin, Asaba, head bridge, Onitsha just to steal pant.

Haba!


*spits angry
Even though I'm a Yoruba dude,this comment is funny; Dgringrin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by Auladimeji2: 12:50pm On Mar 15, 2019
kennybelle:
I wonder why everyone is worried about ManU. They might just come to surprise us. Football is unpredictable
Surprise who?When Ferguson was there,he was crumbled let alone this mere OLE.Oga just focuse on TOP 4 of EPL,You're out of UCL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by Auladimeji2: 12:48pm On Mar 15, 2019
angry angry angry Uefa rigged this fixture for Juventus
CrimeRe: How Do I Tip Off The Authorities Anonymously? by Auladimeji2: 8:54pm On Mar 14, 2019
OLUWAFUNMISE:
Mind your business cheesy
You don't need to put your into trouble.
Until your love one falls victim they your brain go reset itself
CrimeRe: How Do I Tip Off The Authorities Anonymously? by Auladimeji2: 8:52pm On Mar 14, 2019
LiveByNight:
First of all

There is no whistle blowing in Nigeria , do your research everyone who blew whistle is either later killed or is running for their life.. the police will reveal your identity so do not be fooled

Secondly if this is troubling you move out

Lastly this is Nigeria , learn to mind your business .. you have no real evidence , all you are saying is rumors told to you by neighbors so be very careful

Lastly seems you are unemployed to have time to be monitoring

Get a job
Mind your business until someone close to you or you falls victim abi?No dey reason like this na
RomanceRe: Describe The Physical Qualities/features You Want In Your Future Partner. by Auladimeji2: 10:33am On Mar 14, 2019
funmisticqueen:
1. Must be mature, maybe a little older.
2. Must be masculine, visionary and assertive.
3. Must be wealthy and abroad based.
4. Must know how to treat a woman.
5. Must have strong family values
6. Must be a critical thinker and not religious.
Wetin you go bring come marriage

RomanceRe: Plus Size Bride Lifted Off Her Feet In Prewedding Photo (pics) by Auladimeji2: 10:25am On Mar 14, 2019
HerTotoCryRun:
I only see a man lifting Gombe beans angry
Hausubilaishocked

CareerRe: Onoja Joy: Kogi Female Traffic Warden Goes Viral For Good Reason (photos) by Auladimeji2: 9:58am On Mar 14, 2019
Rapoo:
She's just happy doing her job.
Abi o.She's paid for this.Not big deal
EducationRe: Who Remembers This? This Was Fun Growing Up .... by Auladimeji2: 12:15am On Mar 14, 2019
I can't waste by Mb .Those of you that watched it, please tell me

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