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Pataki:
_{**Scribbling it down to ask Madam later tonight whether her instincts are weak or strong**}

What in the world would make a woman be too desperate or weak? Is that not a conscious awareness to the fact that there are shortage of good men out there?

well, we all know what makes a woman desperate, it cud be anything from pressure to age, as per weak, its a false sense of 'love', when a woman knows that a man is not gud for her (and vice versa), sometimes, they just stick with it cos for one, some ppl like 'bad boys', number 2, maybe the sex is great or the money is flowing, iono, abeg go and ask ur madam jo

Pataki:
Hmmmm. . . . . what instincts are we talking of here? Same instincts that has failed women over the years?

wrong! what has failed women over the years is their ideas, a woman ALWAYS knows, deep in her gut and her heart, when a man isn't right for her, sometimes, she's just either too weak or too desperate (or both) to go with her instincts, so she acts dumb then at the end of it all she starts crying foul!

tope2000:
There is only a shortage of GOOD MEN

sexist statement! there is also a shortage of good women, look around you and see

Cristalz:
Pataki, a good woman can discern a good man, no adverts necessary. Nuff said.  .  .those that know will understand

any woman can discern a good man if she remains true to her instincts

sistawoman:
No need for a pole.

Shit i have used a mop handle as a pole. A cane as an accessory. A chair as a prop.

Put on some heels or Bleep me boots and let the rest come naturally or unnaturally if you had to take a class.

sistawoman, u are too much for aunty mary oh! she may need to come to you for classes

.watever90:
i will dear,just try to beat the traffic in oshodi,take a good bath after the molue "tamoing" and then log on nl wt ur phone,then let me know when u r ready


i only replied u when u made fun of d posters english,nobody is perfect,I'm not perfect,so many people out there did not get the best education u and i have today,why?because of lack of finance,now laffing at them isnt the issue,but trying to correct them is what should be d matter of d day

lololll! u are not serious, molue ke do they still have those in lag??

i did not make fun of the poster's english, just made an observation, yes, no one is perfect and yes alot of ppl did not get a good education - thanks to the govt, the errors were too frequent and too many to correct, so i just made a very benign suggestion, no jest intended, but if all of you pretend that it is okay to write like that, how will the OP learn and get a good job when the time comes?

sylve11:
i can't judge for myself, if u want to know then click on ma profile.

sylve, you are not bad, that ur profile picture is very 'tough'! but i'm confused - u be man or woman why did have long, polished nails?

.watever90:
sweetheart have u considered standing on d streets at night?like"d pay 200 and shag" type of standing it will fit u jare

no love, i havn't, i'm an investment banker so know little about life on the streets, maybe u can teach me a thing or two when you finally get out of the cyber cafe eh?  


in anycase, you seem like an intelligent person on other threads, so why are you showing urself in a different light on this one and being very belligerent?

my dear OP, there has always been man shortage (unless you believe in the biblical creation story), statistics show that the ratio of women to men is at least 7:1, so yes, there is alot of searching to find ur own and the competition is fierce!

eminemkayc:
@whatever,ur cretinous attitude has exacerbated nd i thnk il have 2 get at u personnaly 4 running ur mouth d way uv done!luk up dear,on d strits am a beast nd i feast upon d weak so speak beef il shoot u whl u scream 'increase d peace' ! U bitch,ur words stck 2u lk superglue whn u this me because thy all bounce off me lk bullets to fifty,il shit on u if u spit further!its nt a hypocritical issue because il critically condition ur tissues u bitch ass @&%*

Eminem! this ur freestyling no get part 2 oh!   dunno why u bothered to exchange words with whatever, whatever is bored just like her cohorts, dont take it to heart, calm down and allow the dullards have their moment!

Missy B:
Baby mii!! Let me correct you wella . . . quit pretending you don't know it's wrong.That statement translates to:
When you were growing up or when you are under 15 . . .
You simply avoided repetition by omitting 'when you' (which is right in terms of Eng.)
How can you be referring to the past and use ''are''?? Ewww!!!!
I know you understand so I'm not guhna bother myself looking for
any possible way to make you see your mistake . . . So go on, pretend darling.
Your blood is hot and I can sense that . . . Drink a little cold warra darl.

gosh missy, u are so slow, its criminal! it is not rocket science, is it? go and read it again and maybe then u will understand , obviously your logic is flawed as i wud not have written 'you did not have a telly when you were growing up or when you are under 15'! its almost like someone saying, YOU (missy) were either dropped on the head when you were born or are blonde!    , if you still dont get it, you never will,

in anycase, u happy now? u got me to respond to your royal thickness (AGAIN!), clap for urself, 'twas nice playing with u, have a nice evening!

Missy B:
As for your request . . . . I'll help Akingirl.
It should be ''were'' not ''are''. Karma is a bitch right??

u are such a dunce missy! quit showing urself like this pls, voltron was a cartoon in the late 80's/early 90s so if she is under 15 now, she wudn't know about it! thus it shud be 'are' not 'were', ITK!


anyway, like i said before, u are boring me, go and play with akinagirl and get off my back!

Akinagirl:
Ok, Aunty Marry, must you resort to insults? All I did was point out that you are not perfect and asking you to answer a simple Question. I wasn't asking what voltron was. But you seem to not know what it is, because another poster asked you what it was 5 times and all you can do is insult her. My God woman find a hobby other than insult people.

Akina,are u bored? where did I insult you or anybody else, eh? Did the person that asked what voltron was tell you I had not responded? (FYI, she only asked once!), this is what happens when you choose to take panadol for another person's headache and do tatafo, not good!

pls if you are bored go and look for someone else to play with you, you all are boring me!

gaddafi81:
I tried to be very civil with you but i can see you want to turn this post into an argument of slander and its very obvious ur retarded ignorant ass has lots of personal shit to deal with, hence you going around diff threads acting like a fcking spoilt brat!!! Between me and you[b], i can gladly tell you that - you're are definately beneath my intelligence and you're so not worth my time - you stupid piglet!!![/b]
I still don't understand the way you little ignorant swine behave online, i mean just because you're having a personal bleeped up life wit ur peeps in real life does not mean you can log-on to any forum and spew you ignorance and stupidity - Deal with that shit at home and don't bring it online.
Or is it by force to post if you don't have anything reasonable to contribute? Your first post on this thread was an insult to someone who's english is obviously not so good, yet thats the first thing you decided to dwell on, instead of facing the main issue the dude was facing.
I hope all what you're writing is sinking into that peanut thing you call a brain - you stupid Mutherfcuker!!!
and please try and act civilised when you're online okkk

hahhahaaaaaaaa! so the stupid piglet aint worth your time yet you sat down to write this mini-epistle! what if the stupid piglet was worth your time? what would you have done  

Akinagirl:
Aunty Mary my dear you are not perfect. We know that the poster has some issues with grammer, but English is not everyones first language. I see that you made a few blunders as well. So please, kindly stop trying pick at people for their mistakes when you yourself have made plenty in this thread. Another thing, why can you not answer a simple question? I believe someone asked you what a voltron was.

Akina, pls can you point out the 'blunders' i have made? thanks in advance, as per voltron, like missy B, u obviously didnt have tv at home when you were growing up or are under 15!

.watever90:
oh shut da hell up u circumcised she-goat wats my name doing there?since u said shorthand is allowed in informal write up,then what has my "enoff" got to do wt anything?u see why i said u have no brain?u r just a lunatic priviledged to be in a cyber cafe to post shits

now read well:if i were u,i'd quietly go look for a man to take away the lack of attention u receive from them,instead of coming here,hiding behind a PC,asking for attention,bringing out the frustration in u and trying to be tough,when we all know u r a jellyfish

get behind me for real,else,i will so give u d attention u want,that u'll tire of it

fucking gay

you my dear, are just a grammatically challenged idiot, so i won't bother responding to your crass self!

sylve11:
if money grow for tree, women go marry monkey, so forget this talk ''no amount of money can make me kiss an ugly man''

hahahahahahaaaaaa , are u ugly Sylve talk true

mbola:
not again

my thoughts exactly!

Missy B:
You think you're intelligent? So do I!!
You think you have the best command of Eng.lang.? So do I!!
If you're aware shorthand is allowed in an informal write-up, then why criticise someone for using 'enoff'?
Gurl . . . . Your errors nor get mate. Starting from your usuage of capital letters
to punctuation marks(using exclamation mark instead of full stop).
Hear this . . . You are as intelligent as every other SSCE holder on the street.
You're in no way better than the poster in Eng. language. While teaching others baby . . .
improve on yourself . . . Have a wonderful life ahead. Ciao!!!

hahahahaaaaa! u are just a clown missy, for real, i'm now bored of going back and forth with you cos it seems u are slow, goodbye

Missy B:
Are you dull or trying to pull my legs?
How can anyone believe ''comprehend'' or any other word has 1000000 synonyms?
Voltron can be a cartoon/movie or even porn . . . I'm not interested babe.

trying to pull ur legs like you were trying to do mine,


this is nairaland not some exam so i do not have to write formally, so u can keep ur corrections to urself, shorthand is perfectly accepted in informal forums like this one, atrocious grammar and spelling shud never be accepted even in informal settings, thank u very much! maybe u, mr whatever, gadaffi and the OP shud get together and form a support group!

.watever90:
how fortunate,now give yourself a good clap,did u post this?English is our official language,how many of us were priviledged to go to schools tot wt good command of english,how many of us r exposed,for all u care they r so many people living in rural AREAS that have never spoken english in a long time,so what?
tell me mary what is ur point?

P.S as for exchange of words,hahahahahahha if i were u,i'll go lock up that tiny thing u call hands,because my dear,I'm not someone u can easily intimidate wt ur stupidity

is that ur excuse for ur poor spelling ability

i see u have grammar difficulties as well - u have now shown urself cos u want to play voltron!   its 'those tiny things you call hands' , duh! maybe u shud move back to ur village or stick to speaking pidgin english!

Missy B:
[size=2pt]lmao[/size]That's a movie I haven't seen and thank goodness you didn't
intend that to be a 'word'.
Ciao!!

voltron is a cartoon! go and look for it on youtube,

no use style take run without giving me my synonyms oh, u can use dictionary.com if u like!

gaddafi81:
Did you not understand what he wrote? or you think the word Dyslexia came from no where abi?

Gadaffi, again i say sharrapdia! ;Ddid the poster tell u he has dyslexia abi u think everyone that cannot spell has dyslexia ok, lets pretend that u are correct, now, what wud be ur explanation for his poor grammar? dsylexia as well

.watever90:
r u perfect?get a hold of yourself virgin mary,and stop being a nuisance,if u don't understand d poster,zoom off


@topic

do u have enoff money to get yourself an appartment?

another voltron! it is ppl like u that give nigeria a bad name, english is the official language of nigeria, throughout ur education, you were taught in english (that is if u went to sch!). yet u, like the poster, have spelling difficulties!  *shakes head* at least ur grammar is not too bad sha

PS: even in shorthand, enough is spelt enuff!  go and enrol with ur brother , NUISANCE!

i am inlove with rose wine and the romance is intense!

Missy B:
That wasn't a 'mistake' . . . wake me up from sleep
and I'll give you 10000000 synonyms of comprehend without any flaw.
Yes . . no be exam but if you must correct the poster . . . you must be perfect.
Soffri murder Eng. abeg . . . I'm still waiting for the meaning of 'voltron'.

oya give me 10000000 synonyms of comprehend, kiakia oh, no dey make mouth here


u mean u dont know voltron - the defender of the universe? u are either very old or very young, which is it?

this is such a stupid thread,

@poster - are u bored, high or both?

see ur mouth like 'do women really love men?' hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

engr luke ogbachi, u sure say u no be dr luke ogbachi, the love doctor!

gaddafi81:
Why we do this all the time!!!
Nairalanders are so fond of nitpicking on other people's spelling and grammer
Can't u peeps just let it slide or simply make the correction yourself

sharrapdia gadaffi! there's no nitpicking here as the whole post is riddled with bad grammar/spelling mistakes, even the title was not spared the poster's bullets!

Missy B:
Rotfl!!
That was typo. If I'm to make a mistake in Eng. it certainly
isn't going to be of that kind.
Since you see it as a duty to educate peeps in Eng.language, why don't
you take them up for classes and[b] remember to start your sentence with a capital
letter next time[/b].

ha! no be exam now my sister, this na nairaland! dont worry, i will excuse u this time, no make that kain mistake again oh!

Sheikh Al Maktoum or the Sultan of Brunei or Roman Abramovich, those are my ideal guys,

bottom line is, my dream guy wud be LOADED but not ugly oh, no amount of money can make me kiss an ugly man

Missy B:
If you can't comprehende what the poster is taking
about shut up and waka pass.
His write-up is erroneous . . . So??

i see why u are the poster's voltron, u need help with ur spelling as well, maybe both of u can enrol for adult education together!

forget ur cousin for now, go back to primary sch and learn grammar and spelling

forbidden5:
Hello everyone,

I am a bit uncomfortable with how everyone is lashing this guy? We quarrel with the Pharisees that wanted to stone a woman caught in adultery. People asked the question, where was the guy?

Here a girl+more have dealt with a guy and we blame him. Women make the world a bad place to live. If anyone of you blaming this guy truly loved and was dished, then you can contribute to this topic.

I truly agree that when a man meets a woman, approach her as a player until you se she is good.

I am a victim of a bad woman and truly at edge with women. I don't believe that women love.

My guy, hit as many as you meet especially the bad ones. Play them to their game and don't forget to aim at sleeping with them in the shortest possible time because that is all in this world they have. Women don't love until slept with.

Remain in the game but don't throw away your God. I advise you to go back to God.

Women are an after thought of creation- they came after God saw something was omitted. Please let us remember they will always act as they did in Eden-eating with the devil.

Forbidden, how old are u like really 5, 6 yrs old

its never okay to 'play' anyone, to make a concerted effort to deceive and take advantage of ppl in any situation, be it romantic, business, academia etc,
how u can encourage one to do so and in the same breath urge them to draw nearer God, beats me, did u just finish smoking some weed or what?

if u are a believer in the mythical creation story then u will know that God made man and then thought of something better - WOMAN! silly Arrow!