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Romance › Re: Memes Every Girl Can Relate To. by AuroraB(f): 12:54pm On Sep 23, 2017

nelson7777:
dnt understand? jumpsuit make u girls thirsty?

Nope?
When a girl's on it, to ease oneself, one has to practically pull from up to down lipsrsealed

The wise thing to do is minimal liquid intake to either reduce or completely avert the need to visit the restroom. This is if in unfamiliar environment, traveling etc

Romance › Re: How I Got Dumped Because Of My Small Dick by AuroraB(f): 12:12pm On Sep 23, 2017

IamLEGEND1:
As the capone of the Big-dicked niggahz syndicate, on behalf of our organization and myself, we want to thank you for your profound honesty.
It is a fascinating story- it really is, but honestly, we don't give a_fuck about your problems.

Surgical augmentation and total replacement are options you can always consider[b] or you can just chop it off and become a eunuch.[/b]

Signed.

Management.

Ain't he one already

But, you is wuked embarassed

TV/Movies › Re: TSTV Launches In Nigeria: Channels, Packages, Subscription & Decoder Prices by AuroraB(f): 11:39am On Sep 23, 2017

Can DSTV slash their price now so I can get mine grin

Romance › Re: Beautiful Military Couple's Pre-Wedding Photos by AuroraB(f): 9:02am On Sep 23, 2017

Tiv/Kogi people got this look about them, the males.
Don't ask me to explain, edakun sad

Education › Re: See Assignment Given To A Primary 1 Pupil by AuroraB(f): 8:56am On Sep 23, 2017

kizz007:
is there any code to migrate to another country . like dial *444# to migrate e to europe , press 1 to choose the prefered europe country of your choice .

Culture › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Wears Historic Crown Made Centuries Ago For The First Time.Photos by AuroraB(f): 8:15am On Sep 23, 2017

The hand gloves inclusive huh

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Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Apologize Over Public Fall Out With Davido's Babymama by AuroraB(f): 7:58am On Sep 23, 2017

Homeboiy:
But wait oo...

Davido still dey fúck that girl or he don pull out.

What a weird imagination lipsrsealed

Career › Re: This Is How Our Police Officers Should Dress. by AuroraB(f): 7:56am On Sep 23, 2017

What should the 'akpa-garris' do kwanu sad

Crime › Re: Native Doctors Arrested For Hiring Assassins, Slicing Off Victim’s Organs by AuroraB(f): 7:12am On Sep 23, 2017

It's about to go down cool

Let stoning commence lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: “I Am Pregnant For A Married Man” - 18 Year Old Nigerian Lady Needs Advise by AuroraB(f): 6:36am On Sep 23, 2017

I don't believe this crap cheesy

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Romance › Re: Lady Says She Declined To Go On A Date With A Married Man, She Gets This (pics) by AuroraB(f): 6:30am On Sep 23, 2017*

Online queens undecided

They be projecting a life they can only imagine.
Let them mislead you if you so desire grin

The wifey is a smart one.
This is not cat fight but pruning a stupid ego down to size

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Education › Re: I Want To Kill Myself Today Advice Me PICS by AuroraB(f): 6:19am On Sep 23, 2017

Really saddening.
Write the next ones, you are intelligent, you'll smash it.
Interact with people of like minds not just a center agent.
Don't kill yourself embarassed

Don't break your Mummy's heart embarassed

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Crime › Re: Gang Kills Father Of Five For Laughing (photo) by AuroraB(f): 10:57pm On Sep 22, 2017

bitchcrafts:
somebody cannot laff at a funny scene in peace again?

Well, he laughed a very costly laugh this time sad

Romance › Re: 8 Signs You’re The Problem In Your Relationship by AuroraB(f): 10:55pm On Sep 22, 2017

Cc:
Those concerned

Family › Re: Lady Calls Out The New Young Wife Of Her Estranged Husband (photo) by AuroraB(f): 10:46pm On Sep 22, 2017

Nonsense

I have no interest in topics of women cat fighting over a man undecided

By the way, who read that screen grabbed bleats undecided

Culture › Re: Zaynab-Otiti Obanor: Ooni Of Ife's Ex-Wife Olori Wuraola In New York (Photos) by AuroraB(f): 10:42pm On Sep 22, 2017

Why is she dressed in parachutes like she used to while married to that king huh

This is not freedom ooo if she can't wear something else shocked

Crime › Re: Gang Kills Father Of Five For Laughing (photo) by AuroraB(f): 10:32pm On Sep 22, 2017

So, a fellow falls into a gutter and all you could do is laugh huh

That elucidates laugh?
If you can't ask if he/she is fine, face your business .
I ran out of RIPs sad

Politics › Re: Chinyelu Chizoba Ndubuisi, Buhari's Pilot Shares New Photos by AuroraB(f): 5:45pm On Sep 22, 2017

Ninethmare:
Nwanna do the needful
You will recieve a chieftaincy title

Is it what I'm thinking grin

Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Blasts 2face: "You Are Ungrateful For Forgetting Blackface" by AuroraB(f): 3:24pm On Sep 22, 2017

ELKHALIFAISIS:
he should go and summit his application form to Arewa youth, they will need his service very much

No wonder!
Oh, he's an abok! shocked

Smh slowly.
No wonder sad

Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode lists other groups FG may proscribe after IPOB by AuroraB(f): 12:33pm On Sep 22, 2017

2019 is here.
Who's PDP got huh

APC keeps y'all busy with one drama after another undecided

Celebrities › Re: Blessing Anyim: I Am Not Pius Anyim's Daughter by AuroraB(f): 11:05am On Sep 22, 2017

DeHEIGHTS:
Ayam not understanding o.

Which of the 3 senators from Rivers State bears Anyim.
I don't know of one.

What's the full name of your father. At least, we can Google and verify your claim.

Somebody cannot lie in peace again? Must you verify, bikonu grin

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Family › Re: Sex Once In 3 Months, Lasts 30 Secs Yet He Blames Me For Not Giving Him A Child by AuroraB(f): 3:07am On Sep 22, 2017

FortifiedCity:
See am, she wants to destroy someone's home

Whose/which home undecided

Celebrities › Re: Checkout This Throwback Photo Of Omawumi by AuroraB(f): 2:48am On Sep 22, 2017

hoover420:
This guy (Stephen) is a scammer. I sold bitcoin worth 12k in this harsh economy to him & immediately he received alert, he refused to pick my call. May you not know peace for putting me in debt. Nlanders, beware of this number. 08138111203

Is his Moniker 'Stephen' huh

Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Are Getting Married Next Weekend by AuroraB(f): 6:00pm On Sep 21, 2017

Truckpusher:
Two of una pikin go wor wor no be small - Even Obasanjo sef go claim fine boy for their head.

Romance › Re: How Do Nigerians Lose Their Virginity?? by AuroraB(f): 5:56pm On Sep 21, 2017

bitchcrafts:

c AuroraB

Will modify when I get home grin

Kia

Romance › Re: The Smell Of My Cousin's Private Part Is Killing Me - Lady Raises Alarm by AuroraB(f): 5:55pm On Sep 21, 2017

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999] Service ke [/color]

Oh, thought that kept you off ,dear grin

Pardon me, please

Romance › Re: The Smell Of My Cousin's Private Part Is Killing Me - Lady Raises Alarm by AuroraB(f): 4:46pm On Sep 21, 2017

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]You sef deenor miss me[/color]

Not so.
How's Service (?)

Food › Re: The Best Edikaikong Soup Recipe by AuroraB(f): 4:04pm On Sep 21, 2017

bitchcrafts:
oh, you no dey chop snail? When you no be Gambian.. Dey get snails in abundance and still dey scrunch nose at it...

Lol. I kid you not embarassed

Food › Re: The Best Edikaikong Soup Recipe by AuroraB(f): 4:03pm On Sep 21, 2017

sukkot:
oh OK i think i got you wrong. you mean you are trying to say eating snail is gross ?

Yeah, it is gross embarassed

Food › Re: The Best Edikaikong Soup Recipe by AuroraB(f): 3:40pm On Sep 21, 2017

sukkot:
mayne, wtf is periwinkle. that shytt dont even sound like something that should be eaten

+ Snails

Pffffffffft!

Food › Re: The Best Edikaikong Soup Recipe by AuroraB(f): 3:37pm On Sep 21, 2017

sseunth:
the brain resetting soup

Family › Re: Sex Once In 3 Months, Lasts 30 Secs Yet He Blames Me For Not Giving Him A Child by AuroraB(f): 3:29pm On Sep 21, 2017*

Tell him NEVER to blame you to massage a non-existent ego. If he as much as cough your name to people, go ballistic on his stewpeed behind angry

What nonsense undecided

Y'all quoting me, spoiling for a fight over truth, when you can't get it up, blame your wife. You won't be as lucky as the SOB we got here

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