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pocohantas:
But there is always that oversabi that would talk too much and delay a boring meeting. S/he doubles as a snitch!!!

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lefulefu:
i love d way dis babe take position her back

You know, that's Bobrisky

40kobo77:
Very funny.

Nairalanders wey never enter plane before go comment, and nothing go pain me pass if anybody wey dey stay Kogi comment for this page.

Una don see plane for Kogi State before?una get where plane dey land for Bayelsa?

Only us the Lagos guys go comment here.

prestigiouslady:
The family is apart already.
if you don't mind, what does your dad do with his 400k salary??
Your mum had to shuttle between keeping the home and struggling for survival, one has suffered now...uneasy lies the head that wears the crown

Mention me, if Op answers to the emboldened

Dyt:
Won't my body pain me?




She's definitely used to it




But I want tiny waist so I can wear crop tops




I don't even eat much
Waist train as in exercise?

You are not alone in this . I fear exercise, pains my body, mi o le wa ku

Dyt:
I need me that waist clincher


I want to stop looking like a dressed potato

Me too
You look good, dear

alexistaiwo:
See as this one just wasted ammunition for nothing.
Did he not see our corrupt politicians to fire at?
At least his jailtime will be remembered for something heroic on the street instead of this mumuism.

They gon' lie

bayocanny:
This one that you are still awake by this time, seems you are not working tomorrow

Na. You?

Bad news for 'em wives that impose some man's kid(s) on a poor brother
Hope it's affordable

bayocanny:
Hmm, sugary food you better becareful

Yeah, lol

bayocanny:
Yeah, thanks
What's for dinner?

Coca-Cola + Coconut chips

bumheit:
U've experienced alot bro

bayocanny:
Honestly I was trying to crack a joke with you but you go haywire, I'm not that kind of person.
Its ok jor, am very sorry as well forgive me.
I felt uncomfortable throughout yesterday, it was as if am seeing you face-to-face.
Apologies once again, mabinu simi

Heya, we good

nizetee:
And sustain 10000 Naira injury with a permanent scar.

'Ologbon di ori eja mu' kinda sointin

bayocanny:
Yes na, you were busy yabbing me yesterday

You bashed me first
Those weren't 'yabbing' ooooo
Seriously

Maa binu

From my heart

elog:
Where are the ladies?

And which lady would swim in that murky water

You guys gotta enjoy it alone

bayocanny:
Ehn, you are from ijebu?
No wonder you get bad mouth join

bayocanny:
So you are stingy like this

Can't help it
Ijebu like me

Narldon:



Your Girlfriend will never tell you what I'm about to reveal to You Guys


she has that one male friend on her whatsapp whom she tolerates so much!


and right now the guy is whatsapping her "How is that cow of yours?"


And your girl is laughing and replying with... "No he is not a cow lol"






but the moment you mess up


She texts that Guy with, "Guess what the Cow did today?"


Then they joke and laugh at you all day!!








That's why sometimes You Lack Appetite to eat and blame Innocent Villagers

Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Got an outlet one can come have some Springrolls, Samosa? @your siggy

tosyne2much:
Continue oooo

Gbayii

Saintp:
Hahahahahahahahaha. **falls from a chair laughing ***

Se mo je ebi

Abbeybailey:
So you are ready to lay down your life for a pittance. No money in the world is worth human life.

Izzit your life
I be Ijebu

tosyne2much:
Was there a point you thought of using pregnancy to trap a man down?

Thought?
I'm not juvenile

tosyne2much:
I no dey carry last for story telling

Obviously

Op, that powder got grades

tosyne2much:
I met a lady a long time ago from the western part of the country. She was an epitome of beauty, humility and good character. She's a kind of lady an sane man will droll over. I expressed my love to her and we started dating

Fast forward to the day I visited her during rainfall. She told me she was feeling cold and that I should lock the door and I obliged. That was when she started telling me to help massage her back and that she was having body pains. While I was doing that, she instructed me to move my hands towards her butt and bosoms and caress it too

That was when I knew that I was in a trap. Had to make a fake call and fled for my life before someone trap me down with pregnancy

Good boy, I knew you'd have a story, however phony to tell

Jodha:
Lmao....plus the pant line thing is not nice...

I get ashamed when i see ...a fellow lass...wearing a skirt...gown..or trousers...and her pant line is all over the place...

It beats me
Eishhhhhhhhhhhh

Nwodosis:
That's to show that there's hardship on ground!

Hardship or not, nobody should be cheated out of his dime. I fit fight for my N5

bitchcrafts:
ojo kan pelu dear me... how've you been munchkin?

Been good

Hey,
Welcome back

bitchcrafts:
...let me be your small boy nah

You don't need to ask
Keekwanu
Oto ojo mewa

toastedbread:
Okay. What language be that?

Yoruba language.