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cassyrooy:
Hahaha! Mom stopped calling me Chinedu, she at some point called me Chindu!

I later asked her why and she answered "owuru na Chi gi nedu gi, e ga'a adi nzuzu ruo otua".

Hahaha!

Even, she just look at me and like "le otu idi, alika" and I'll start wondering how bad her dream last night was.

Mine asked me one day 'etu a I di od gi mma?' I humble sharp sharp and that ended my yabbing career on my younger brother

lofty900:
na my goodybag nah. Make i no ask again ?

Thought they still not done with the phone repairs

Am I supposed to believe this

Iykekelvins, you brought me here

lofty900:
ok thanks for the re-assurance. So how long will it take ?

Chai!

cassyrooy:
Lol! Raising 5 tough children is not easy o, she used anything to get us to obey.


[i[b]]E chö ka ama nnagi mechie?[/b][/i]


My brother and I will just obey. She was my best friend still.

I no fit laugh
Homaikkot
My maternal grandpa had names for all his grandkids. Depending on your level of naughtiness

Have heard 'Amuma machie gi nti ebe a' before ooooooo
Looooooool

pyyxxaro:
Naa inside volcano I go do my pre wedding photo

Teeeeeeeeheee

cassyrooy:
She'll be like 'thunder will fire you if I meet you there.

Missing you ma!

Chineeeekemeeeeeeee

tyson98:
Despite the fact that I no support okorocha but the house needs renovation tru tru

Did the owners not agree to that

Community phenis

Afam4eva:
Some people are just unnecessarily bitter. As far as it has not been proven that the 5.5 million was taken from the pocket of Imo state, i don't think people should castigate the move unnecessaily. I for one, i'm not a pro Rochas person but i don't see anything wrong with what he has done and why take it out on Maria Udechi (Nwanyi Afikpo)? Her own is just to distribute goodwill given to her by politicians and busness men. People such as Orji Uzor Kalu and that governorship candidate in Abia state did it in the past.

It's funny that the same people castigating the move will be the first to land on Ndigbo page to see what they can get. The Hunger is real.

How could you not see 'buying of votes' written all over this
The workers have realized his wiles, he shifts his campaign to impressionable youths.
Couldn't he have paid the workers from this his 'personal money' and choose to announce it's his personal money?



Btw, if na Amanda Chisom, she go use am buy 'koi-koi shoes' finish

richidinho:
T

Be like say na you drop that comment
I see airheads falling over each other to win from her so-called 'mulla'. All these she does is to water the ground for her political aspirations. Make she reach there first, no be Nigerian she be

hinograce:
Pls is FALZ the commentator in this video?

TonyeBarcanista:
Those days I used to be the one to write names of noisemakers, and I have some default names I always write from home before leaving for school irrespective of whether they truly disturb class or not.

There was this boy named Daniel whom I didn't like due to the fact that he don't usually show loyalty to me like other pupils in my class. His name used to be number 1 on my list.

On a fateful day, our class teacher asked me for the Names of Noisemakers and I gave her my usual default list with some few names. She started calling the names and Daniel name was called, the entire class responded "Daniel is absent"...

oh God, I was flogged 12 strokes of cane on my buttocks by my teacher. Then I was reported to the headmaster who ordered for another round of 5 strokes each on my palms to be administered by a " wicked teacher"...

From that day, I understood the consequence of being unjust

Gladdens me heart, you got your due reward

Desyner:
The man who never stole but swiss return money on his behalf

Sarr.ki won't understand the jab on his paymaster here. And that's fine

Why dish out these info on the husband

I knew that state, governed by a happy-go-lucky idi0t will be amongst this.
Fat f00l

"Complained"
I'm not understanding oooooo

Abubakarsiddeeq:
U mean someone at 22 is still a little girl ?

Coming from siddeqi
14yr old girl would be very much of a wife for you paedophile barbarian.
Don't quote me again, you Godless lot

NicoBaba:
Karim fit broke ooo buh for de zanga davido na puppet..

Make we hear word, abeggggggy
Make he 'do' naa, if he's above the law. Nonsense

gozzlin:


Eedris desperately wants to trend, we all know the format. What do you expect from someone who can't make music again, someone utterly irrelevant in the present scheme of things? I can feel his pain. Nobody talks about him anymore.

I really wonder what he does for a living at present.

months:
She don take Nyash scatter family.

Afonja are terrible lot.

Mechie onu there
Peter made his choice. There's nothing you lots can do about it.
Ndi obi ojoo, Ndi afo ilu

I believe you lots blaming the deceased didn't get to see her age
Like she's supposed to handle emotional challenges maturely like you

Those who were flogged grow up to take it out on the younger ones. Sadists
Monkeys
Not flogging your own kids kills them nosy ones. Someone is up there alluding educational achievement to flogging. These are the kinda people that lives amongst the sane few
Tueh

idupaul:
Till kidnappers open fire on it
.Nigerian road are not safe yet

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Kai!
Just wasted that boy eeeeeeehn
Shallow okpoko

orbis:
Nigerian hispitals just tire me.....see how dirty the walls look....jeez

The torn stretcher fit cause hallucinations for nwa mmadu

When you are on jumpsuits, you'll prepare for a long thirsty day


You must get to an ample restroom or sorry na your name >

HermesParis:
You jst put the innocent .man struggling to feed himsef nd his family outta job now... Who ask u for all dese biko... Publishing his pictures nd video of his ailment aint in ur position to do. Even the president sef, till date we no knw d kind sickness dey him body.


Which kind world poor people come so

I just thought of this oooo
And this boy with his surplus head just 'gave him all he had on him'
Be like say that him head is paining him
Indeed, the rich knows not what the poor go through.

The airheads that refuses to respect others. They get on your nerves by turning-on their loud China phone to listen to News or religious songs .
Na men do am pass
The one that would rush the seat beside the window and immediately lock it up, claiming breeze is too much! My friend, how is it doing you
The one that would be on phone from beginning of the journey to the end, alariwo oshi
The one that would want to stretch out his arm and that would reach/cover me? You are mad!
Those black girls that won't stop discussing, if they happen to be near me, Bia, ye pariwo si eti mi.
And if you are blasting your 'Fuji garbage' laidat, I no board, if I need loud music, I know where to go get it.

I hear people talking about 'smooches'
That really happens. Won da mo
You go look woman face first before you ask make she bring her pikin make you carry small
And that woman that would complain about your weave-on blowing into her face

GudPpleG8Nation:
I'm typing this with heavy burden in heart. I'm getting crazy and weeping.

I met this lady over 6 years ago during my higher institution days, she was a fresher while I'm in my semi final year in school. Things were going well, we had sex after two years of the relationship(I'm the one that disvirgin her).

I have been very caring, stood by her and also,I let go of any ladies that comes my way. I didn't want anything that will stain the relationship. That doesn't mean I'm perfect however I have been trying my best to make her feel comfortable, loved and happy.

I started feeling comfortable and worried about my future with her because I discovered that anytime we had a misunderstanding, before you know it she has find a guy she will be dirty chatting with. She always say she's doing that to hurt my feelings.

I proposed last year, met her mum and one of her uncle and introduced her to my parents officially. Presently, waiting for her extended family to send the list for the traditional marriage.

I traveled to Ibadan on Friday to spend the weekend with her, on Sunday I just took her phone to watch movie when a Whatsapp message, I checked it and I replied the message. The guy called her, she was reluctant to pick the phone, she picked and spoke with the guy. After which the guy messaged her on Whatsapp that he called to confirm she's the one chatting with him and not her bf. I play along and started chatting with the guy. The guy was telling her to come visit him, I started twisting the guy and he was splitting out how he won't touch her when she comes. I confronted my girl, it took her over 8 hours to confessed that they had sex.

Jesus! This is a lady I invested a lot on, build my world around, every other ladies are shit in my presence. Even when I had 1000 of reasons to let go, I still stay with her but right now my world is shattered, I'm going crazy.
I need help because I'm dying, where will I start from (I'm 30 years old). Every negative thought of this world is running through my mind (from committing suicide to killing the guy to making the girl useless to herself for the rest of her life)

Kill yourself first or shatap

BroZuma:
Moroof

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