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Cutehector:



We challenge you



Dnt worry i'm coming to challenge you out of that seat.

You relocated to a desert/forest this morning. Are you back
That was fast

solid3:
Ole gan o. I wanna text it to you personally romantically and sexically

Sexically huh . Chai! Funny sointin

Funny

Raph01:
Some Naija parents can b very funny

Okuko nwa mbi wu ehi ya

solid3:
Drop your phone number lemme text it to you.

Come on, ko le to yen. Put it down here

solid3:
Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?" His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed." Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"

What was the Dad's reply

God knows I ain't praying no man outta shit
You start bullshitting and I expect I endure and pray you out of it? Hehe...*watch me moonwalk outta this thread*

I wished I fall sick at times like this and it happened, often
My sis dem disliked this much . I no go kee masef

Pprovost:
who will it be for if not for her, the undertakers?

LastMumu:
and na only TV, plastic table, carpet and bench dey my own room. Chai

Oh lawd! This guy won't stop being funny

Love gbakwaa oku

Okay, Bisi's horseband allowed Bisi to run around with Cait because Bisi's been snipped or his pipi can't rise again . Else, Bisi's mincemeat cos these quirks can jealous for

Lukmann1:
why frown your eye for me

Luku, you don't get it, do you

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Lukmann1:
What, 48 years after they now want to re buried it? Is it bones or meat they will re buried cuz this are crazy. Leave the die soul to sleep on peace na.

crotonite:
I WILL COMMENT AS SOON AS I'M BACK FRM THE ZOO, I AM ON A VACATION

me too

[quote author=ikombe post=48003616][/quote] Obviously

Ogunleti01:
Just google the name of a town "Igboora" in ibarapa central of oyo state and you will be amazed. Acknowledge bu the UNICEF as the town with the most number of twins in the world.

Allow that imp to continue wallowing in ignorance .

Why are the mourners hedged so close to the grave? Thought this has stopped! It's just close relatives and just when they are called upon to...kai . And shouldn't there be Nigerian Flag on this noble man's casket
RIP Sir

dadebayo1:
The father has forgotten Internet never forgets... It is stored in the cloud and his generations will forever cherish how their great grand father exposed their mother at a tender age... Allowing people record and upload online is very very very wrong and he will understand in few years to come...

And her generation will be glad she became sexually adventurous at such a young age


What did the father do to the homeless oaf sef .

The girl no help you think these ones . Ask her how una go take do am
No dey ask us, you hear

jesusjewel1:
Bae, your eyes are sharp ooo...
Kai....
But that's a lookalike...

chris4gold:
Endtime burial

In what way
@topic; RIP Sir

NwaEzefuNaMba:
@OP go and make peace with your step brother! The day you let outsiders to settle family dispute is the day you split your family.

If it's in Igbo land, no court, no lawyers whatsoever can settle this particular issue; it's all about mutual understanding and co-operation.

I bu oki aruruala
Do you realize someone is trying to suppress a widow here at all? What peace are you talking about? Or are you the step-brother He's supposed to be ashamed of his mother gaan . He's locked them out, this alone has alerted outsiders, you talking like you didn't read OP

doctorkush:
ow! well tolani, maybe if you see this you're gonna unblock me from all your social media Acc likewise WhatsApp cuz am the one destine for your honey pot.if not for the rumor that your dad have a gun I would have come knocking on your door daily singing you sweet naija tunes like wafeku and cos. but note the longer I wait, the aggressive I become. so better unblock me and we do it slow and steady...

Hilarious!!!

kelvinreality:
I got a lady number, added on whatsapp and try to chat her up but she side line me.

I pray she reads this and change her mind

How did you 'get' her number

@DonLo, yeah, what's the cure? Someone's asked already . You said it's curable...

Eddygourdo:
Ikechukwu onye iberibe. You have come to lagos to disgrace your people abi. "You both slept together" ? As man and wife or as yam and goat. Biko bring ur preek make we cut am. Anu mpama

Seriously; onye-iberibe
The entire Igbo has disowned this Alu Ikechukwu ooooo

neweraomo:

What with the little boy's picture

SlimBrawnie:
I still find it hard to believe that ladies cheat even after getting married.

I used to think same but as a close fam went thru this, I need not think so anymore.




Man, tell your girl you gonna do a paternity test on all your kids. Tell her and mean it!!!

JossyOloye:
we don hear u, ani make you travel go usa first, after that if na fayose head u want, Nigerians go cut am bring am to you, if na chop u wan chop am, u free, but go first

just negodu evuls