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Religion / Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by Austin2001(m): 8:18am On Apr 01
Nazgul:
Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor As He Mistakenly Falls From The Cross.

😂😂😂 grin Ayi so Actor catches ropes
Romance / Re: Young Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Boyfriend Of 5 Years Dumped Her (Video) by Austin2001(m): 1:16pm On Jul 27, 2022
Adejo1:
Lolz
U no lie o

lying with a straight tooth
Foreign Affairs / Swaziland Independant Journalist Tortured. by Austin2001(m): 10:23pm On Sep 13, 2020
Swaziland-It took a voyage for Swaziland reputation to be ruined it is due to the selfishness of the Swazi King, His Majesty Mswati III. The businessman who hold lot of shares in many Bussinesses seems to have failed the nation after taking a very risky decision of torturing Hon Zweli Martin Dlamini the Swaziland news journalist.

This comes after a journalist Eugene Dube home was raided by Cops after publishing an article about the views of Swaziland Economic Freedom Fighter (EFFSWA) former President Ncamiso Gift Ngcamphalala about Kings downfall.
Although Swaziland is considered as a less economically developed country(LEDC) and is struggling financially after the COVID-19 era but, they still have money to hire South African Public Relation (PR) to restore their reputation which is a waste of tax payers money. Also the Government hired Private investigators to search for Martin who published article about King and his Dagga deals which is illegal.

For more info visit Swaziland News on facebook.
Crime / Re: Kenyan Man Who Locked His Wife’s Vagina With Super Glue, Pepper, Arrested by Austin2001(m): 11:51am On May 21, 2020
Why mara Africans Lucky Dube asked us to come together as one then why Violence.
Politics / Re: Buhari Hasn't Been In Public Without Cap Since 2017 by Austin2001(m): 10:22am On Apr 22, 2020
Bald is like Sodium it don't like to be exposed(oxygen) hide it Baba to halt it.
Politics / Re: Senator Ben Murray-bruce Release A Video Of His Daughter Practicing Gun Shooting by Austin2001(m): 10:14am On Apr 22, 2020
Guns are betterworst it depends on the angle at which u look things alike. If u are a negetive person they are of danger.

I wish to own one too but law is law.
Politics / Re: Senator Ben Murray-bruce Release A Video Of His Daughter Practicing Gun Shooting by Austin2001(m): 10:13am On Apr 22, 2020
Guns are betterworst it depends on the angle at which u look things alike. If u are a negetive person they are of danger.

I want to own one too but the law is law.
Jokes Etc / Pastor Banjwerera Met A Challenge In His Ministry by Austin2001(m): 6:09pm On Apr 21, 2020
Pastor Banjwerera's Ministry was preaching the Christians Gospel door to door. One day he met a Man named Alaka here they chat.

Pastor:Greet you old man in the name of the Lamb.
Alaka:Yes man, Can I help you please Im in Hurry?
Pastor:Thanks Mr My name is Pastor Banjwerera and I'm preaching the Good news of Jesus,Have you ever heard of him?
Alaka:I'm sorry Sir, you are lost I have never heard of that man in this Town, may you try next door?
Pastor:.............

Reply as Pastor
Jokes Etc / Problem Faced By Lazy Moms 1 by Austin2001(m): 6:24am On Apr 17, 2020
Do you think good of lazy mom.
Mom:daughter why cant u take a rest?
Daughter:yor mum o! U are so lazy you want me to take it to where?

Mom fainted!!
Health / Re: We Want Tailors To Start Using Ankara To Make Face Masks - Boss Mustapha by Austin2001(m): 9:50pm On Apr 16, 2020
Good idea but how this mask are contribute in spreading this virus be real and smart Africa
Phones / Re: A Nigerian Man Rejects 5G Phone Worth N370K by Austin2001(m): 4:47pm On Apr 15, 2020
Be real Man. Move on from one step to the next. Thats the change we promote. Igbo man

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Didn't Wear Face-Mask. EU Delegates Wore FaceMasks As They Meet by Austin2001(m): 10:02am On Apr 15, 2020
Very strange but Justified Buhari face mask dont help prevent but instead it help not to spread it to disinfected.
Politics / Re: We Can’t Lock Down North — Northern Governors by Austin2001(m): 12:11pm On Apr 14, 2020
How can we fight a Zombie. We have to make sure we have test centers before its late.#North
AkpaMgbor:

Aha gị na account details gị ọ bụ gịnị?
How can we fight a Zombie. We have to make sure we have test centers before its late.#North
Politics / Re: Did Melinda Gates Claim To See Dead Bodies All Over Africa? (Fact Check) by Austin2001(m): 9:06am On Apr 14, 2020
I doubt she said and if She did She never mearnt to. She have Africa in heart.

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