₦airaland Forum

Ukutsgp:
i would want to date and marry a virgin but i'm scared.

how can i deflower her? i cant stand the sight of blood and seeing her in pains. screaming and shouting during the deflowering process. i left one lady because of this issue. she is a virgin and i dont want to hurt her. so i just let her go. but the truth is that i would want to marry a virgin lady but i'm scared.

what do you want me to do now?

Cutehector4u:
Looooooool.... U r searching for a husband, u r givin conditions, like its a job offer... Instead of u to go dwn on ur knees and pray to God to answer ur prayers...

samflexxy:
She needs your corrk in her cunt

Kimmo:
*sigh* Look, men and women have certain standards. The kind of man who would willingly choose a cleaner, thinks of himself as being happy with her choice of work/person. There are certain jobs people choose because of a lack of choice. The average university graduate in Nigeria would go for teaching rather than cleaning, for instance.
There's no way to equate a cleaner with a banker, unless the person cleans Jonathan's room in Aso rock or runs a professional cleaning outfit.

Ceedarlin:
I think i ve read dis b4 some yrs bk... (in Hausa Accent) oga Foster y i go allow myselp fut hand por you are trouser eh..... Kai me is Shegiya

ronadeola:
Nope...if it's evn dat, aleast she most v been responding. Response first...




Nope...if it's evn dat, aleast she most v been responding. Response first...

ronadeola:
She's so beautiful and appealing: pretty, dark-skinned, a pointed nose; tall and plump. I'm pale,not really slim and little taller...right there in d commercial vechicle we spoke and exchange contact...I knew quite well she gave me her contact with smiles in her cheeks. Indeed, I experienced rhythms of joy, we both alighted n bid each other good bye. Tho',I didn't take 2 calls after; we made conversations on whatapp...At tyms, she'd 'hi' and I won't hesistate 2 reply.


Meanwhile,during her registration,and being my 3rd year on campus( same school) I took it as a responsibility 2 let her know d necessary procedures on Lab-test,accommdtn,files...e.t.c Telling her all these sounded interesting and lovely 2 her. To b frank and sincere, I love this girl from the outset.



Time goes on and on...we maintained constant chat; asked different questions pertaining previous schools, friends and family. Not untill dis fateful day wen it all started by refusing 2 reply my 'hi's' and greetings; she sees me and look the other way. I however felt there was no problem since I had her phone no. Whenever I used my phone no, she'd not pick@ll...untill someone else's line is used. Atleast she picked I 'd exclaim. Later, once she discover its me, she hangs out...d last tym I called, she said I v been disturbing her life and told me 2 state whatever I wanted from her n then she banged d call.



It's glaring she knows I LOVE her





Hey dawgs, what advice can u render 2 me ohh. .Don't knw y she cud b acting in such a way.

Thanks

NaNaYaaah:
.. My friend has been dating this guy for 6 months..dey chat almost everyday and he even said he loved her friday!!!
so they dont have each other on facebook and she decided to stalk him only to find out he got married on saturday!!!
Men are professional wizards...#never trust a man#
I adviced her to act like she dunno then feed him rat poison..mtcheeeew...hell hasnt frozen yet...#pissed off

aguiyi:
they will not condemn the evil doers but their president

they will not condemn their docile legislators but their president

they will never insult their representatives but their president.

Nation building is a collective effort but in Nigeria, is it the presidents duty.

re-orientation is what would solve this problem.

the school were that bomb went off has a principal, teachers and students.

they don't know strange faces in their midst and cant detect strange objects. they cant put security measures in place until it is don for them na wa o.

IT IS EITHER ALL NORTHERNES IN NIGERIA ARE FOOLS OR THEY ARE BLIND AND MORE CLUELESS THAN JONATHAN.

THIS KIND OF MADNESS WILL NOT LAST 1MONTH IN IGBO LAND, WE THE YOUTHS WILL TAKE UP ARMS AND DEFEND OUR TERRITORY.

people who are used to been spooned fed are gradually been exposed because they cant think or act without handouts, their slaves in the west are not different.

EVEN THE YOUTHS IN THE SOUTH TOOK UP ARMS TO PROTECT THEIR RESOURCES FROM THE NORTHERN OLIGACHES AND THEIR WHITE CRONIES UNTIL THE WORLD HEAD THEM.

while the Hausas are exhibiting their cluelessness and laziness offline, their Yoruba slaves are in the print media and online doing what they know how to do best- make noise

onila:


I was impressed when I read that United States age of consent is 18
when I was reading abt the Kylie Jenner and Tyga dating issue going on (the kardashian sister)
pple are concerned that Kylie who is 17 is dating a much older guy tyga the rapper who is 25

I checked Nigeria's age of consent and its just 16
well not too bad
considering great nations like UK, Canada and many other African countries age of consent is 16

I think most countries shld follow great America and increase ders to 18
if possible all countries shld increase their age of consent to the big 20

A teengaer shldnt be f0cking

jboy73:
thunder wen draw tatoo fire u there.

okabe:
Lol, u r a 'weirdly' funny dude

twerkjack:
#edited by twerkjack, story by Tricia. Hi I'mTricia and ȋ̝̊̅̄
Live at lagos. Ok so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Meet dis guy on my way to school, he's what u can call classy, he's handsome, sexy and super rich apparently. So he gives me a ride to school, we exchange numbers and then after weeks of wooing ȋ̝̊̅̄
Finally agreed to pay him a casual visit at his house. So ȋ̝̊̅̄
Pimped up so much (u might think I'm a mermaid) hehe to impress him. I'm a plus size mind u. So at his place (marvelous building) we just sat chattin until ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt pressed, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Wanted to excuse ma self when he immediately said Trish (short for Tricia) see the movie u said u liked, hmmm so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Put it off and Got talking. This thing (need to poo) came again the second time, dis time harder so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Suddenly jumped up to run to the bathroom with dat force ȋ̝̊̅̄
Unknowingly let out a loud and long fart. Jeez ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt like meltin as he just stared at me with disgust. This was not only loud buh the stench lingered for long. This guy didn't even as much as say a word (HW can ȋ̝̊̅̄
Start explaining now?) he just left the parlour to his bedroom and came out ten minutes later with an air freshner and started sprayin everywhere not mindin ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was sitting there. ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was so uncomfortably hot (sweatin under Äc) he went in dressed up and said he was leaving the house so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Should probably go, he didn't even offer to gimme a ride, he gave 3k for t.p and he never called me again after dat.

Aybee92:
OK I'll try

Aybee92:
yea I love her wit my lyf BT d age is making me feel uncomfortable

Lordabas:

Tell your friend to look down at his crotch and lick her lips
If it doesn't work then d guy is dull.

2) go up to the guy and grab his crotch.
This must work 100% assurance

Onlinebizexpert:
Girls and cheating

You are dating and yet hustling for another man

ferdimako:
That thing na joke...I live in Ajah. Ur level sef!

EroticAngelina:
Lols really embarrassing. after breakfast, take guava, it helps keep ur farts bad odor-free

SkinnyDude:
i get tired of people easily, and i think it's not normal. i will be all over the person, calling him or her every 24/7, hanging out with them. but after some weeks, the fire starts going off. and i start avoiding them.

jboy73:
This shiiit is really scary....
Can u date a girl with this shiiit?