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smartchoice: Briefly drop your digits

080689. Pls add me Bro. Tnx Bro. I support ur move for Hauson o.

My greatest success will be to have a happy and loving marriage/family. I will choose it over a Nobel award for discovering the cure to ebola sef.

Plant a tree in memory of my dad @least once in 2 yrs.

It depends on what am being served in my dreams

Well said OP!
Always seeing the glass half filled...
Call me OPTIMIST PRIME

1. the patient dog eats the fatest bone "COS THE SMART DOGS HAVE EATEN THE MEAT".
2. Two heads are better than 1 "TWO GOOD HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE and ONE GOOD HEAD IS BETTER THAN TWO BAD HEADS.
3. A problem shared is a problem half solved. "DEPENDING ON WHO U SHARE IT WITH COS SOME FOLKS HAVE PROBLEM MAGNIFYING GLASSES.

i have gained alot from these online courses, i ll advise everyone to try it out cos the knowledge to be gained is worth the stress. 7 courses on coursea and still counting. i will try and check out edX too.

Presently on Sabbatical leave from relationships.

Hope is not mud house n thatch roof o. Still waiting for their response sha.

adebayour26: This must be a joke...real joke!!!

U think so? Now think about this: U bought a new car ( tear rubber) according to the dealer only to discover @ home that the engine is 2nd hand.
Now the above situation is nothing compared to thr one u posted. So...

WELCOME TO WHO WANTS TO BE A VIRGIN.
Today on the hot seat is my wife.
Qstn 1 (for tertiary virginhood). Are u a virgin?
Life lines
1. Ask me, 2.phone ur ex 3.call the doctor.
We will be back after the break (6 months)

7. come to nairaland and start a thread on the best response to the slap.


Na so the relationship take end o...

Hmmmm. So these are the things people are missing about their exes?
I have a feeling even some of the current partners are 1 more sex away from becoming an ex.

The correct term is "MONKEY BALLING"
A situation where by a person is holding on to a partner while swinging towards another and also keeping 1 or both parties in the dark.
Monkey balling only has two results
1.the monkey keeps swinging from one end to another until it's tired or
2.the monkey falls to the ground.

Why am I getting the feeling that in the end, this ur friend will say "MEN ARE THE SAME & WICKED"
But I guess is non of my business

COKE & FANTA or better still black & yellow combo.

interesting post.

I will advice they both read this book:
5 love languages by Gary Chapman. Thank me later

Bro, can't u see that even the bugatti has its mouth opened in shock of being compared to tools?
To make ur question easy, try this:
If tools were to be a car, what make and model will she be?

Nice one OP but I think the wife needs to make up her mind. Does she want her husband back or she wants just 5 minutes?

So you want a girlfriend and an Assistant girlfriend incase of impeachment abi? Well u will have to wait until the next national conference before we discuss it.

Interesting!

LAST BULLET
Girl: so what are we now?
Guy: we are nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator.

Lord have mercy on our sisters. Amen!

I thought of a blue hammer. Blue cos that's my favourite colour but can't explain why I thought of a hammer.

I will wake up from the bad dream,call my mum n tell her "I love her", take a cold shower, get a chilled glass of juice and listen to some good music.

13 n still counting

If you are afraid to fly, then I guess u never will. 3 doors down.

Rutheby: u're scared of d all d toubles nd nagging u'll go through right? Think positive, u're gonna marry d right woman.

Am not being negative just that I crave so much for a good marriage. Marriage for me is not a weekend prog, is for life besides Marrying the wrong woman reduces a man's chances of success by half even going to heaven. Reason being that since the 2 marry and become 1 therefore half of u is wrong. A man ll have to work 2 times more than his friend who is married to the right woman.
I will choose the right woman over fame n wealth any day. Tnx for the prayer.

My greatest fear is marrying the wrong woman.

auhanson: My brother, sorry dear! That's just how one bad head trailer man condemned my modified 190, that my racer and ran away..just last week. It was driven by my wife , but i really thank God for sparing her life miraculously for me else i would have been more miserable than what is miserable, though i feel that my ride so badly than even a new car. i have since taken custody of the engine(as the damage didn't get to it) , once i am done with all the issues at stake i'll look for a very clean body and transplant the engine while building it again to my taste.

Hard luck boss. God go bring beta one.

Connect the new things to the old. Sometimes I like to think my mind works like a spider's web. Nice one OP.

1.hillsong united ; (oceans) where feet may fail
2. Jesse jagz ; the case
3. 3 doors down; the real life
4. Black magic feat oritse Femi; pass u by
5.2face; close to where u are.

Nice one. Tnx for sharing