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lequatee: hahahahahaha. my guy, you forgot to add " no pun intended" . so you dated samuel our guy? well, he used the number of times he warned you to play 2- sure with Baba ijebu and the lucky number won. anyways, he just escorted the astronauts to space and will be back in a light year. liabilty that i always writing rubbish...." my bf dumped me after i gave him my money, virginity, liability et al.... aunty carry your punk topic go sleep. this girl wont kill me.

Oboy, Samuel called me yesterday from space, he is now dating one sexy alien.

So u know Samuel my friend? This world is a small place o. the guy don become astronaut come travel go space o. E never reach 2 months sef.I for give u him space number but He said he needs space. Kpele my dear.

Abeg these hair extensions dey increase I.Q?

We don't have mermaids in naija only mami-water and na wrapper Dem dey tie.

One secret men don't tell women:
We want you to be mugus for us sometimes. I.e. Deposit money into our Accounts, suprise us with Designer clothes(not 200hundred naira boxers or singlet), take us for a vacation(even if na Obudu) and all the other good things we do for you

OP, pls do u know the secret of rich men?

Ask patience Jonathan

2 boys, 1 girl.
Hmmmmmm. 1 more girl just in case of accidental discharge

Sorry but I have no "take" on young ladies that come to buy condoms @ the supermarkets.


Her body, her money, her condom, her bf/husband/customers and maybe her donation for world AIDS days.

Pls Bro help with this vin report. Tnx
wdb2030351a299906

Pls I need ur advice on this: initially I wanted to buy a C180 99 model but my dealer friend brought a very clean C230 98/99 for 1.2m. Pls how is 230 compared to 180 in terms of economy n maintenance.

Nice!

#0.10

Pls Bro help me check this car. Jtehh20vx26049639. Tnx a lot.

I sang a lullaby to my chic(was up till 3a.m) and was falling asleep during service (Sunday morning)
My crooked voice contributed sha cos d babe no gree slip quick.

I know there's dis nairalander who is tall bt not too tall, fat in a slim way,fyn bt not too fyn, somtyms long hair n somtyms short hair depending on d mood which is not too stable too, eats like a yoruba, like money like an igbo man n argues like d hausas. Not forgetting shy on d outside n extrovert inside.




U know ur sef!

I can befriend a white chick but my heart will always belong to my beautiful n sensible naija babes.

@ AU.Hanson. Tnx a lot man. Wow! Ur analysis has put all my confusion to rest. Am goin for the W202 C180 99/2000 model. Tnx once again, am really grateful.

@ Au Hanson. Congrats on ur the arrival of ur new baby.

Am still undecided as to which one is better btw a MB c class 180 1999 model and 2000/2001 model. Pls any info ll be appreciated.Tnx

Conditions for blood oat:
1.If both of u have AIDS

2. If both of u don't believe in the love u profess to each other, but then what r u doing in the relationship if u don't believe or trust each other? Step aside n save ur blood.

Tnx a lot Guys am really learning a lot from the replies am getting. Pls Wat's d difference btw a w202 n a w203. Wch is better economy wise?

my budget is #1.2m and I prefer economy

greetings to all d MB experts in d house. pls guys, am a new "convert" to the MB C class and I want to get 1 for myself latest December but am not sure which to buy cos I have a very limited knowledge on MB c class. i won't mind having an idea of d prices too. help me out. Thanks alot.

henceforth, I ll buy 2 toothpaste. 1 for my teeth n d other for home use.

Wonderful! Nice 1. I bind every spirit of end time tins on dis thread in seun's name.

Make I reason am wella because I no lyk violence n NOBODY can slap my mum n go Scot free.I ll b back...

She should start selling her hair. A substitute for Brazilian hair. Buy ur HUMAN DREADLOCKS HAIR!!!