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PoliticsRe: Gelegele Seaport Development To Begin As Obaseki Signs Mou With China Harbour by automatix: 12:50pm On Jan 09, 2018
Edoloaded:
are you serious bcus ive never heard of such tho
me too. it only means the guy you quoted is your father grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Friend Had Sex With This Girl After Buyin Her 2 Meatpie And Coke by automatix: 12:39pm On Jan 09, 2018
FreddyKruger:

E pain d poor mumu grin
mumuni is your middle name. Oponu! undecided
RomanceRe: My Friend Had Sex With This Girl After Buyin Her 2 Meatpie And Coke by automatix: 3:22am On Jan 09, 2018
FreddyKruger:

Look at this poverty infested bastard! It took you a month plus to be able to afford data to use and reply me. May hunger, starvation, diseases and every poverty related packages be apportioned to you, your mum and sisters this new year. Amen!
lmaoo..... so pained that he had to spend long minutes writing how pained he is. His failed education taught him that when you don't you don't reply on time means you can not afford data and negating so many indices or factors... Little does he know that ones one year data subscription can feed him well. He thinks everybody sleeps on nairaland like him as jobless mofo... moronic fool of 2018
RomanceRe: My Friend Had Sex With This Girl After Buyin Her 2 Meatpie And Coke by automatix: 5:07pm On Jan 08, 2018
FreddyKruger:


Well i wasn't referring to my mum, sister or future daughter. Maybe i was referring to yours.
stupid fool...
RomanceRe: Is It Actually Every Man That Can Be Controlled By A Woman? by automatix: 10:48pm On Jan 07, 2018
Purebeerry:
Till you meet a manipulative she-devil.
reminds me of my ex who later formed "repentance" after some years lol. I was busy forming lover boy, she was busy manipulating me because she knew I was emotionally lost. I never in my wildest imagination thought someone could manipulate or abuse a genuine feeling... she thought me the best of it lol.

Today she wonders why she could no longer have access to that same person she was controlling. she didn't believe emotions can die and never come back alive.
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With Lexus In Warri (Photos) by automatix: 8:58am On Dec 04, 2017
legit9ja:
AAHH oga dey have been dating na
my friend bought a car for girl.. We know how it ended. Your job is to know if a girl really wants you... Not the other way round
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts As Apostle Suleman Increases His Tithe From 10% To 30% by automatix: 6:49am On Dec 04, 2017
uyplus:
The book of malachi was addressing the Levites and not you and I. We are not Levites, ok. However, have you cared to read Deuteronomy 14 22 to 29?
bros are you saying we can eat our tithe going By the words in that verses
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Fiancee At EXPERIENCE Held Yesterday In Lagos (photo) by automatix: 4:00pm On Dec 02, 2017
tosyne2much:
All these public dramas sha.


And this has not stopped the rate of divorce
lol...
SportsRe: Profiles Of Nigeria's Opponents At The 2018 Russia World Cup by automatix: 10:28am On Dec 02, 2017
sajb:
Without an atom of doubt in my mind, I strongly believe that Nigeria will top this group with 7 points...

Quote me on this day wink
noted
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With Lexus In Warri (Photos) by automatix: 9:15am On Dec 02, 2017
rawpadgin:
I know that guy, he's a confirm street

Proposing with an expensive gift is like bribing her to marry you

That to me is stupidity
don't mind them. It is a clear sign that he has competitor dragging the babe with him and so he wants to forcefully make her choose him
RomanceRe: My Friend Had Sex With This Girl After Buyin Her 2 Meatpie And Coke by automatix: 6:36am On Dec 01, 2017
FreddyKruger:


Well i wasn't referring to my mum, sister or future daughter. Maybe i was referring to yours.
it is clear that your brainless...
RomanceRe: My Friend Had Sex With This Girl After Buyin Her 2 Meatpie And Coke by automatix: 12:16am On Dec 01, 2017
FreddyKruger:
Stop whining. What makes u think she didn't sleep wit the guy because of the meatpies and coke? Or ure just ashamed to accept the fact that there are cheap girls who would sleep around for less? Mind u this story may not be true, but am aware many girls spread their punnies and get hammered for less. Even homemade indomie and egg wit satchet water can do d magicgrin
when most of you talk like This, u forget u have a sister, a mother and a future daughter... What society are you building for them?

Wetin concern me? I am more worried about my business and delayed shipper than any idiot with a 3rd leg and can't reason.
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather Was Paid $3million For Spending His Vacation In Beijing, China by automatix: 8:43pm On Nov 29, 2017
handsomebanana:
The billionaire you're talking about was a stupid man. He took loans using his shares as collateral and the share price of his company was greatly reduced. He decided to lie to investors as a way to cover up. He did it for sometime before he was caught. He commited fraud, was sentenced to prison for about 25 years, he was 60 as at the time of sentence left with a little over $10000.


What destroyed was living way above his networth and trying to scam his way out of it. Mayweather is a smart man, and like he said, he will continue to recieve seven figure sum each month till he dies. Its a very different case, entirely
sorry, you don't know this person I am talking about.

Actually, his family ruined him. One was his wife who came with a divorce that took a huge chunk of his worth based on US laws and the second blow was handing over his empire to an inexperienced son who was just starting career who made some costly errors in project estimates. By the time the owner realised it, it was too late.
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather Was Paid $3million For Spending His Vacation In Beijing, China by automatix: 12:41pm On Nov 29, 2017
princeade86:
to be sincere, it is good to be a real celebrity, I mean real one, not fake one we have here in naija. no fake life.
It does not mean he can't lose everything if he mismanages it by mistake or euphoria of stupidity. I was reading on quora how a Billionaire in dollars was reduced to nothing... it happens. we need to be cautious, no matter our level.
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare Arrives Abuja With Other High Chiefs For A Historic Visit by automatix: 7:56pm On Nov 22, 2017
step1:
so oba can leave his palace shocked shocked shocked. too many lies with this edo history
it is not a lie...this is the first person to break that rule./
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare Arrives Abuja With Other High Chiefs For A Historic Visit by automatix: 7:55pm On Nov 22, 2017
dukie25:
Seems present Oba is a member of APC, his father was apolitical.
The saying "Oba no dey go transfer" is now just a saying.
This Oba is denigrating and demystifying the revered stool.
Oba Akenzua would be turning in his grave.
no b small thing ooo. very terrible.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Hires Emem Ema 'Vzhun' As New Manager (Photo) by automatix: 2:41pm On Nov 22, 2017
kennygee:
This is Emem from TY Bello and Lara George's girl group back in the day, the group was called "Kush".
she was the rapper back then that looked like a tomboy lol
PropertiesRe: The Making Of The Enugu 6 Bedroom Duplex by automatix: 10:25am On Nov 22, 2017
spyder880:
Progress........
Boss, please do you have the contact of a good architect around lagos/ogun state? Please recommend.
CelebritiesRe: Adesua Etomi All Smiles With Her Parents At Her Traditional Wedding (Photo) by automatix: 9:11am On Nov 20, 2017
I told someone that this girl is Benin but they were arguing blindly.... look at her wedding outfit and tell me what that is?
PropertiesRe: The Making Of The Enugu 6 Bedroom Duplex by automatix: 9:04am On Nov 14, 2017
spyder880:
Yes, but the finish of a house is a very wide field. We cannot talk finish of buildings if we don't talk of the finish standards. There is a finish standard you will choose and N25m cannot complete the finish alone, after the building. But if you choose regular materials and not expensive additions like imported security doors, elegant tiles and classy windows/wardrobes and cabinets, the cost of finish will reduce.

Another fact, this house is very large. This is 19 meters X 14.3 meters. Other smaller houses are cheaper to construct and finish.
okay thanks. I get it now.
PropertiesRe: The Making Of The Enugu 6 Bedroom Duplex by automatix: 4:48am On Nov 14, 2017
spyder880:
Yes it will complete the roofing. This particular house is large. There are duplexes that could be built with N12 or even less to roofing level.
okay, I guess 25 M should be able to complete it with all necessary items, right? Thanks.
PropertiesRe: The Making Of The Enugu 6 Bedroom Duplex by automatix: 10:59pm On Nov 13, 2017
spyder880:
No cheesy

The parapet and roofing alone for this size of house with top grade stone coated roofing tiles with carpentry and materials will not be less than N7m.

How much do you think will do the rest of the structure?

Bros, the N17m excludes all finish works like plastering, dressing, ceiling, doors or windows, tiles and electrical wires.
Ah okay o. But the 17m will roof it Abi?
PropertiesRe: The Making Of The Enugu 6 Bedroom Duplex by automatix: 10:08pm On Nov 13, 2017
Hollasmall:
I think it should complete the project but it depends on the finishing like the type of tiles,pop etc.
maximum of 25m should complete the project! My own opinion though oga spyder may think otherwise
okay thanks. I will wait for him to come.
PropertiesRe: The Making Of The Enugu 6 Bedroom Duplex by automatix: 4:50pm On Nov 13, 2017
Hollasmall:
Actually i doubt if the money will complete the project but am sure it will go a long way when you have someone like spyder handling the project,Unlike the ones we have here in lagos that are ready to make 5m out of the whole 17m.
i just want to know. But are you sure that 20-23m will complete it?
PropertiesRe: The Making Of The Enugu 6 Bedroom Duplex by automatix: 10:12am On Nov 13, 2017
spyder880:
Normally, we pay about N60k for stone from Abakaliki area to Enugu but if it's to be taken further inland to other towns, it could get to N67- N70k per full load.
oga spyder this 17m shey Na from Foundation to roofing, including painting, wiring, tiling, and furnishing (I.e kitchen cabinets and wardrobes) and plumbing?
BusinessRe: 35 Apply To Build Modular Refineries In Niger Delta by automatix:
Another day, another lie... Since they started talking about modular refineries, till now, nothing had been done and the shameless fg iS still using future tenses in almost 3years of their reign.
RomanceRe: Where Did You Meet Your Current Lover, Husband Or Wife? by automatix: 5:33pm On Nov 09, 2017
Magnifik18:
Met "G" @ d gym - A case of secret admirer turned best friend.

At 1st, I didn't fancy G or anybody at the gym where I workout cos of my state of mind then.

Words started going round that I had some secret admirers.

Who wouldn't admire me ? cool so that crap didn't overwhelm me.

One of them days, got to the gym to sign in at the front desk and receptionist said a secret admirer paid a year's premium membership for me ( use of sauna, steam bath, massage, personal instructor, smoothies inclusive).

Now, that got me smiley. Being me, I didn't let it show. I could take care of that but deep down, I was overwhelmed.

Told receptionist to tell secret admirer " thank you" and I moved on.

Awhile again, i would want to sign in to use the gym and receptionist would hand me Mtn call credit (10k worth). Still, I would pass message to secret admirer though middle man "receptionist". This happened like 3 times in 2 months...

One time, receptionist handed me all NIKE gym kit from secret admirer.

On my birthday, gym staff made a big deal so G got to know about it. Few days after bday, receptionist handed me a bag. Told me not to open it till I leave the gym.

After gym, got in the car, opened bag and the best birthday note of all time and the best gifts ever(Nice outfit, perfume which has now become my all time fav "amouage -interlude" , cash gift and dinner for me and friends ; very fancy Chinese restaurant ) with the option of inviting G if I wanted.

At that point, I knew who ever this was deserved some friendship.

I went back in, told receptionist to pass on the day and time I would like to go to the restaurant to secret admirer.

Day and time came. Since i wanted to use the opportunity to know secret admirer , i didnt tag any friend(s) along.

Met secret admirer "G" who turned out to be that one individual who NEVER spoke to me, never smiled back at me, would walk pass me and no exchange of pleasantries, nothing what so ever! Lolz

I had one of the most amazing time that night and our friendship is still going solid kiss
G wouldn't have caught your attention if he were broke. LoL
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by automatix: 3:47pm On Nov 06, 2017
spyder880:
I am fully around and doing very fine my brothers, just that I started this house below in the last two weeks and have been busy at that site. New thread attached and 3d rendition of the building also attached. Thanks for looking out for me bro. Do you want us to come and build this beauty for you Sir? grin
https://www.nairaland.com/4133075/making-enugu-6-bedroom-duplex
Ah great sir. So happy to see you around. Hopefully sir, we will call on you as something is in the pipeline already. Thanks.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Sacks Babachir Lawal And Oke, Appoints Boss Mustapha As New SGF by automatix: 4:49pm On Oct 30, 2017
Clerverly:
There is nothing good here, if they are not prosecuted! I mean, why wait for almost 7Months, only to come and announced their Sack?

In fact Buhari is becoming a disappointment!. angry angry
I can't believe this is coming from you... Now I believe change is real grin
TV/MoviesRe: Tstv Nov1 , Do You Thing Those Tstv Guys Are Serious About It? by automatix:
Sirrjosh:
Tomorrow is the long awaiting November 1st we all have been waiting for.

i check the TSTV site https://www.tstvafrica.com to see if there is any progress but it seem like those TSTV guys are just taking us for granted.

NO list of channels

No Pay Subscription option yet

Its seem like nothing in there site is functioning yet.

This kind mater just weak me.

what do you guys think about all this TSTV November 1st SELL OF DECORDERS? , lipsrsealed
I have moved on jare. I am buying Kwese TV. I don't like unserious people.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by automatix: 1:25pm On Oct 30, 2017
What happened to Oga Spyder88? I do hope he is fine.
Music/RadioRe: Type Out Your Favourite Rap Lyrics Here by automatix: 1:22pm On Oct 30, 2017
OneManLegion:
Wawu! Eminem is a beast, anyday! Damn!!! Make I go download the song jarey
the stole my phones and Wi-Fi router bro. Just text me...

J******ofor.

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