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Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Reacts As Jide Sanwoolu Joins Governorship Race In Lagos by automatix: 5:14pm On Sep 11, 2018

I remember when this news started flying around, some bastard called it IPOB news or Igbo news.

If you were among them may Sango hit you wherever you are as the truth has finally been revealed.

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Politics › Re: El-rufai, 40 Houses, 90 Billion Assets And 20 Million Naira by automatix: 8:06am On Sep 11, 2018

docadams:
OP, you are a lazy youth of immeasurable dimension. What is wrong in not having N20m cash in the bank? He admitted he has assets which you acknowledged. So your own grudge is why must he not have N20m in his account. O poverty!

this is the problem with you people. So you believe that a whole former minister and current governor of Nigeria does not have 20M in his account?

Travel › Re: Kigali, Rwanda Has No Potholes On Its Tarred Roads After Surviving A War by automatix: 12:47pm On Sep 06, 2018

Olalan:
Thou not discrediting the progress made in that country this is just a show of the best places in the country....... If you put up pics of some places in Abuja and Lagos island you'll thing Nigeria is a mini Eldorado

have you been to that country? They rank No 1 economically as the best in Africa.

A friend just came from there and he had a lot of good things to say about the country.

We should be ashamed of ourselves as country that elect rogues and call them leaders while still complaining of how bad the country is.

Science/Technology › Re: Earthquake In Abuja? - Now Happening! by automatix: 11:42pm On Sep 05, 2018

SpatialKing:
I work around those places mentioned how come we didn't hear or experience such today..in fact I left the office past 8pm today.

it is just rumour.

Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Be Exporting Marijuana If I Become President- Sowore (video) by automatix: 3:05pm On Sep 05, 2018

Ten12:
I can now understand why Sahara reporters are always dishing rubbish as news...

I know many of you ignorant mofos will attack him.

Go read up what that plant can cure in your dying body before you talk rubbish.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 3:03pm On Sep 05, 2018

michaelandre:
why do still tin he gives a f**k about her

that is what all of them keep saying lol... I know someone who thought I wanted her back after her nonsense because I call her and chat her up but it's been over 5 years now and I have never discuss getting back.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 3:01pm On Sep 05, 2018

Ihatelove:
So you haven't met her before? I think you still like her

you missed where I said met her on here? Read my first post.

Health › Re: Amazing Transformation Of A Nigerian Who Was Sick For 9 Years by automatix: 12:52pm On Sep 05, 2018

AudiozillaGears:
wow, from brobrosky to falz! what a transformation.

your sister or who ever that person is that cared for you is a real life hero.

I swear. Same thing that came to my mind when I saw the pic on facebook minutes ago. Women have this embedded DNA that never gives up.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 12:14pm On Sep 05, 2018

Meklex:
bro. Invite this girl and furk her. Her interest towards you go soon die.

Something like;

Does she know about your project?

Her: How far with your project?

You: almost done will be taking off this Saturday.

Her: wow. Blah blah blah

You: it was really stressful. It's time to get some rest, will be at my hotel the whole weekend and have a good time.

Her: with who?

You: depends. If the bed can accommodate two people I might invite you over.

This is just a blueprint. If na me, I go dey my 5th furk by now.

she doesn't know anything about me anymore. I stopped telling her things about what I am doing even before the quarrel.

Well, I have not replied the "I wanted to hear your voice"...

I understand she might fade off soon and this is not the first time such would happen, neither will be bothered.

Bro, she does not reside in my location so the invite thing would not fly. I am in South West and she is South South.

No let toto kee u ooo cheesy

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 9:15am On Sep 05, 2018

Newbielearner:
Don't even give them what they ask for directly.

Most of them have turned relationship to a financial shop. They're very good at making things up and pushing guilt on guys.

I know bro. What she didn't know was that I knew there was a guy around before she revealed whom. I knew from the phone she started using but I just kept quiet.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 9:05am On Sep 05, 2018

Ihatelove:
She loves attention, she just didn't like you enough, if she was forming, things would have turned out differently.

She called me again, the phone was in my hand but I didn't pick... It rang 3 times.

After a while, I buzzed her on whatsapp and told her I missed her call cause I was busy with my gen. She tried being chatty, using all those emoji... But I often never reflect excitement.

After 3 exchanges I asked her what was the purpose of the call and that I am going to bed.

She said she wanted to hear my voice...(whatever that means) I saw the message but didn't click to notify her that I read it. I clicked by next day but haven't replied her ever since.

It has nothing to do with attention per se but more of an ego. She likes to feel important about herself but I am not gonna ever give her that, neither will I make her feel special again.

It has to do with ego like "guys are falling for me and I must be too beautiful, too important and too much"

You won't believe that she likes to change DP on whatsapp status when we have quarrel lol. Making different poses but now, she has stopped.

I am one of those guys who don't even bond with a woman via sex, no matter how mind shifting or exciting. It is absolutely nothing to me.

She likes to feel too smart but people that are smarter are good at recording deeds without making it obvious. I saw her moves but kept mum, I saw her Achilles heel, but never took advantage of her. I saw her naivety but preserved them.

She forgets that whatever people give is a choice from within, a part she never played a role on.

The good thing is, I am pretty much obsessed with my own shiit and hustle. Luckily On Saturday, we found a solution to the last piece of puzzle that has held us hostage since May when she did her rubbish and by God's grace, business starts fully next week after paper works are done. I will be traveling a lot after we are done with my city.

I am a hustler to the bone.

She probably thought I don't know my worth... I don't know any girl who crossed a line by abusing the tangible privilege I gave them and I still remained same with them. Once gone, it's gone, even though I call them once a while. Let's just say I have a bit of unforgiving spirit.

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Phones › Re: Man Earns N180,000 From Phone Charging Monthly In Lafia by automatix: 11:10am On Sep 02, 2018

generationz:
I doubt he makes up to this in profits every month
while he isnt the first to venture into this business , a lot of factors will determine if he would be able to make such a huge profit monthly.

The nature of that areas power supply ( erratic or constant), how much he spends on fuel monthly , where he is located ( marketplace or residencial area) , and his securitt measures to ensure no phone is stolen are some of the biggest factors that will affect his income.

Sense wee nor kee this woman oo. Chai..

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 5:28pm On Aug 31, 2018

If you want to get out of that friend zone, read this...

https://www.quora.com/Is-it-possible-to-escape-the-friend-zone-If-so-how/answer/Haily-Cramer?share=7883c148&srid=JtUF

Politics › Re: 2019 Presidency: Atiku Abubakar Cries, Obtains PDP Nomination Forms by automatix: 5:24pm On Aug 31, 2018

freecocoa:
You are only fooling yourself you criminal, mschew!

Travel › Re: How To Spend 4 Days & 3 Nights On The Obudu Mountains by automatix: 3:56pm On Aug 31, 2018

Yewandequeen:
nooooooo

U v motive

lwkmd

Travel › Re: How To Spend 4 Days & 3 Nights On The Obudu Mountains by automatix: 3:30pm On Aug 31, 2018

Yewandequeen:
Looks lovelier than I thought

Dear lord I need to go on vacation Arrrggghhhhh

let me take u there. How about that?

Celebrities › Re: Bambam Receives Gifts From Anonymous Giver (Photos) by automatix: 11:23am On Aug 31, 2018

KingLennon:
She bought them for herself and decided to post it for the gram

gram is a haven of fakers. If you want to feel depressed and underachiever, just go there lol

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 10:45am On Aug 31, 2018*

Barryton:
U still love & want this girl deep down within u...It is written all over your posts
U are just pretending
When i asked u d bold question, below was your response;

& i laughed...

Now hardon said this;

& u came up with this?

does this your above statement even add up?
U came to a thread where dating pros abide & u are deceiving who?
The bitter truth like i said earlier is u are still subconsciously under her control....

I would like u to absorb these words

u can't deceive anyone here bro...years is not enough to conclude u are no longer under a lady's control, but determination is what matters...but i m afraid for u lack d will power to let this girl go...but unfortunately u dont know this because it is subconscious...be upfront...

I understand what you mean... But sincerely, I am not under her control. I never was. Everything I did was by choice...

It is easy to assume I am under her control because of what I have said but can she make complaints again I make attempt to solve them? NO. That is no longer any of my business.

If I do that, then I am under her control. As it stands now, she can't get much from me...

We are not quarreling and there is no point making it look that way. What matter most is knowing there are now strict boundaries.

Trust me, I did same to an ex... All these things that makes you feel I still want this current girl, I did to her and she(the ex) thought I was still interested in her... But each time she (the ex) makes complaints, I never do anything about it.

The one that drove reality into her brain was when she called me one day and said she has chronic toothache and need to have it removed... I asked her much and she told me I told her okay but never cared. I remember even saying after ending the call "Wetin concern me" but this is a girl I called often too, chatted her too after she had begged.

As a matter of fact, I called that ex less than 2 weeks ago, trust me.

Not sure you have ever seen a guy who does this. I don't joke with my trust and I HATE being taken for granted... Any girl who does these never get the benefits she once enjoyed.

Yes, I like her, I liked the ex too and even more (I have never given much to a girl like this said ex till date).

It doesn't mean I cant dismantle whatever emotions I ever had. As a matter of fact, I told this current girl I was gonna do exactly that since she was taking it for granted. She thought I was bluffing and can't do without her. We both know how it panned out now.

Things gain value and loses value bro. You love and unlove, u like and hate what u once cherish...

You will never agree to what I have said cos you have never seen any guy do this.

I am the wrongest person to betray cos I hardly forget even 10 years down the road while still smiling at you.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 11:26pm On Aug 30, 2018

HARDDON:
In all royal sincerity, only you can answer this question.

However, do know that with years of experience in this terrian came this queer ability to see through words....

Bro, I act that way mostly when I want to torment a girl. I make her feel like I still want her badly.

There was this ex I did same to and it took her more than 4 years to realize I was just fooling her and have no plans of take her back.

I mean, I still called this ex, chat her up, laughed, even visited her at her request.

At a point, it became confusing to her... If I really want her back cos while it never went beyond this level, psychologically I made her thought I was considering it but years went by before she could realize I was fooling her and have no plans whatsoever for her.

At that time, people even said I still loved her like you and others are doing for the current one.

I am that weird...

The reason I do this is to make them see that whatever I did previously was by choice and freewill, not because they had any special charm or control.

I will repeat same process on this one too and yes, chop am clean mouth like I did the ex.

For now I am more concerned about raising last portion of fund (1.2M) to chase and seal a deal before Buhari returns 2nd term. We are far behind schedule.

In that 3months that I didn't call, I was busy holding meetings, discussing, worrying and strategizing how to make the dream a reality. It hasn't been easy which is why I was able to forget about her and not worry much.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 9:09pm On Aug 30, 2018

HARDDON:
How could we have left out WhatsApp?

Kul suggestion....

glad u liked the suggestion. Well, I was the guy who once spoke to you via email about setting a website. I didn't hear from you after few exchanges. Glad u got one eventually

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 8:43pm On Aug 30, 2018

HARDDON:
I just read your lines about the lil soft doll who got you entangled.

Glad you managed to wristle out. But some of her venoms(claws, charms, touch) are still buried deep down your marrows.

The are two ways people generally Tend to move on from deep cuts:

1. Cover them up with thick wool and pretend they've healed

2. Treat them with potent medication.

The majority use the first lane as the cut keeps eating deeper and hurting them but On the surface, the wool looks strong.

Unfortunately, I can't help wool clad.....

do you mean she still has me under control?

Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie: “Why I Wear Nigerian Designers" by automatix: 4:23pm On Aug 30, 2018

Nanorest:
Crap....... ugly bitch

show us picture of your mother and let's judge.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 4:10pm On Aug 30, 2018

vislabraye:
Reverse psychology works. But even though she doesn't show much interest, he has to move on.

I have nothing to lose right now bro. I have other options even before I started with her. My only mistake is that I thought she was "different" going by how we interacted plus how she complained about her ex not treating her right and all that... Alas, I was wrong.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 3:11pm On Aug 30, 2018

HARDDON:
@all, Dating Drill's Blog is now up and running smoothly!

We eat a royal humble pie for the inconveniences it's downtime might have caused.

Hurry up and visit :

https://datingdrill.com/

More juice dropping soon

Rich Regards
Don
For Dating Drills

your blog is sleek.

I love it.

My contribution : remove some of those social media and include whatsapp share among them. I think facebook, twitter and whatsapp are the top priority.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 10:04am On Aug 30, 2018

degelinglacis:
Can I mail you about it?

it would not be bad if you post it here but send it to collegiatepro at gmail

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 9:58am On Aug 30, 2018*

degelinglacis:
@harddon, automatix , can we have a dating drills for females?

well, it would be tough for me cos I am not as experienced in that angle, hence why I even get in to trouble with these girls.

What I will suggest is state what you want or current problems you are facing and I am sure guys will help you out and that way, you get a personalized and custom solution that suits your need specifically... HoW about that? wink

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 4:30am On Aug 30, 2018

Diablo22:
In summary, how do you make it sublimally sexual?
Please don't refer me to the thread.. It's too long

subtly... Like an indirect method. You can know if a girl will fork u tru did.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 8:38pm On Aug 29, 2018

Meklex:
lol. Every girl is a good girl, but it doesn't last long if you don't stir the waters often. Girls go from good to bad (just like Riri will say, good girl gone bad). When you keep a girl on her toes she will always be good. If not, you've got yourself an "untimed" bomb waiting to blow up your balls.

true.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 6:21pm On Aug 29, 2018

Meklex:
are you a good girl?

Na so dem dey talk. I just ignored her for a reason. What they do not realize is that this character is embedded in their DNA to never appreciate good guys, strangely, she bears same name as the girl I talked about.

I lost the last strand of hope that there is a girl out there who appreciates good guys after my experience with this girl.

It was more of a case of up for the highest bidder between I and the guy whom she flaunted... But I am not a kid or stupid to spend outrageously on a girl that repeatedly says she can't date me. I gave what I could afford to lose.

She was manipulative in way but my silence exposed her weak point and emptiness.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 11:10am On Aug 29, 2018

degelinglacis:
@Harddon, we need dating drills for ladies too!

I have been reading this thread since my birthday. it is really a nice thread

are u a lady?

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 11:08am On Aug 29, 2018*

Barryton:
U still love & want this girl deep down within u...It is written all over your posts
U are just pretending

I can be very curious bro... Let's just say she has people speaking on her behalf, hence I give time.

First time she called, it was my brother that told me to pick and be cool.

This morning, a friend said who knew about her, while we were on our morning hustle to find a permanent solution, told me that "if she is trying to give me attention, I should do same". This is because i told him she called at 12 am. I laughed after that...

Besides, I dont have anything to lose Bro. Yeah, I like her but she is no longer where I placed her.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by automatix: 1:10pm On Aug 28, 2018

Meklex:
the guy is either a decoy or a smokescreen. Fact is, you didn't fall for it, don't concern yourself with any boy in a girl's life, if he was so good she wouldn't be disturbing you. If na me my next course of action would be to invite her to my hotel room. After, you evaluate if you still love/like her then.

Hahhahaha... I see. No b lie. Thanks for the perspective...

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